#when this is over imma buy all the skittles i can find

[xdeathmelodiesx]

The only thing I’m missing while in quarantine is Skittles :(

#i fucking miss skittles #when this is over imma buy all the skittles i can find #just watch

[seokdick]

BF!Tae

Woot Woot! Here we go!!

Tae, Tae, Tae. *sighs romantically* That precious kid.

Tae would be the type of guy who would swarm you all the time. That’s how he’d show you he has a crush on you. He’d give you all the attention in the world and every wish of yours would be his command. He’d smile a lot whenever you’d walk in the room, and he’d make sure no one ever treated you less than what you deserved. IDK why but I’m getting food vibes. Like he’d feed you so good?? Like, he would always want you to be healthy and well fed and he’d bring you some fruit and the occasional Skittles or whatever you liked to spoil you;))) He’d be super confident when talking to you about anything, but once he realized he was in too deep with you, he’d panic and probs would like distance himself.

Like maybe he’d like try to get over you but he’d fail and he’d go through a period of low self-esteem because he’d think that you deserve better because he loves you that much but he thinks he’s not what you need but he’s like the sweetest human being and literal bf goals like Tae why can’t you see it?? But like after realizing he’s not gonna get over you and that he wants you all to himself and no one else, his insecurities will be replaced by courage and determination and he’ll like probs BUY YOU A SHIT TON OF RED ROSES AND LIKE HAVE THEM DELIVERED TO YOUR HOUSE AND LIKE YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND YOURE LIKE WHAT IS THISS?? AND YOU GASP SO CUTELY AND THEN THE ROSES START SHAKING A LIL AND HE COMES FROM BEHIND THE BOUQUETS AND LIKE HE TELLS YOU A SUPER ROMANTIC AND CHEESY LINE THAT INVOLVES ROSES AND LIKE HES LOOKING DOWN AND BLUSHING AND ASKS YOU IF YOU CAN GUYS DATE AND BE OFFICIAL AND YOURE TEARING UP AND SAY YES AND HE LIKE THROWS HIMSELF ONTO YOU AND KISSES YOU SO HARD, AND LIKE YOU GUYS STUMBLE BACKWARDS AND HES LIKE “Sorry, I’ve just been dying to do that for a while” and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And like he’s really adventurous so like he’d take you places and would buy you expensive shit and you’d be like “Tae don’t waste your money” but he’d be like only the best for the best, but at the same time he’d spoil you with the simplest of things like ice cream or going to your fave junk food joint or something because he’s actually so simple and nice and genuine and cares about the smallest of details??

Like, if you were ever sick, he’d never leave your side. And, like, he’d try to cheer you up and have you guys watch a movie and you’re like ded on the sofa and he’s on the floor so you can be super comfortable but his head is resting lightly on your stomach and he’s super entertained by how his head moves up and down with your breathing. And like he’d like turn to glance at you every once in a while just to make sure you’re okay and comfortable and he’s always asking you if you need anything, ANYTHING AT ALL PLS LET ME KNOW BABE

And he’s all about cuddles and like he’s the best person to cuddle ever?? Like, he’s so warm and fluffy and it’s like both your bodies were made to entangle each other??

And when you guys are starting to think about living together he’s so nervous because that’s a serious thing and OH MY GOD THAT MEANS Y’ALL WOULD SLEEP ON THE SAME BED AND HE’S SO SHY HE CAN’T TAKE IT BECAUSE HE’S THINKING ABOUT YOU IN THAT UNDERWEAR HE ACCIDENTALLY SAW YOU PUT ON WHEN HE WALKED ON YOU LAST WEEK!! AND EXCUSE HIM HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW

And, I don’t like this word, but it describes his aura sometimes. Like, you know those juicy ass selfies or vids he posts where he’s making THAT face?? Like, the one that gives him a fuckboy aura?? Well, he’s always trying to seduce you with that fucking face ILOVE IT SO MCUH and like he might seem like a fuckboy at times like those but he’s not like he’s so sweet and shy?? And like he’s probably been thinking about ramming you so good against the wall but he’s actually super conservative about certain things and like he wants your first time together to be so memorable and sweet and romantic so the day you guys move in together he insists in helping arrange certain places like the bedroom wink wink and like he wont’ let you go in there until he’s done but like really late at night and he makes you dress up because he’s gonna cook for you as best as he can and like it actually smells so good and the whole apartment is filled with the smell and like he takes a shower and you guys change into something semi fancy and where’d he find all the time to do all of this and like dinner is so good and TAE IN A TUX HOLY SHIT and like after dinner he blindfolds you and takes you to the room an dtakes the blindfold off and like there are red petals on the white bedsheet and you turn around and your eyes are watering and you don’t know how he managed to do all this but you just stare at him in shock and you’re just like “how?? when?? why??” and he’s like “only the best for the best” and he kisses you slowly on the lips but then moves to your jaw and then towards your chest and then he’s TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND LIKE GUIDING YOU TO THE BED AND HES CRAVING YOU SO MUCH BUT HIS TOUCH IS SO GENTLE AND IT SEEMS UNDER CONTROL THOUGH INSIDE HES LOSING HIS SHIT?? LIKE YOUR FIRST TIME WITH TAE IS SO MEMORABLE AND HOT AND R O M A N T I C AND LIKE HE THRUSTS A LOT AND USES A LOT OF TONGUE!!!! OKAY IMMA STOP NOW PHEW!

And like boyfriend Tae is just like the best boyfriend out there like he is always asking his s/o how they’re feeling and is always intertwining your fingers with his and walking down the street and swaying your hands like those lil children do where they swing them so high up and he’s so happy and so are you because you couldn’t have asked for a better boyfriend istg bf tae is killing me

^that’s him after he fucks you

imagine aftercare though

Okay, another long ass post lol!

I hope you guys enjoyed! Please let me know who I should do next:) My ask is always open and I also check my Insta

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#bts #taehyung #v #bf!taehyung #bts as your boyfriend #bts fluff #fluff #timeline

[impossiblyspookydestiny]

Rewatching disney Hercules

Been a long ass time and have forgotten most of it.

So...imma live stream it

Okay.

Intro, got a nicely animated museum. Nice and classy. Nice narrator...wait.

Wait...what? 'Greatest of them was Hercules.'

Umm...the 'was he a God' argument is still not answered. Some say yes others say no- shit got heated in the classics world over this shit.

But, it's the Hercules movie, so moving on...

Ooh, sassy muses...

Wait...five? There's nine in Greek mythology...who didn't make the cut? Did the animators just not wanna draw more?

I have questions...

Also, I'm sensing a future where I get very mad at this film.

The music is good at least.

Hahahhaha they've made Hera a doting mother.

Damn, talk about artistic license also...HERA WASNT HIS FUCKING MOTHER. ALCMENE WAS!!! fuck Disney, you couldn't get even that much right??

That's not where Pegasus came from...like...no. Just no.

I guess being born from your mothers dead body after Perseus cuts off her head is a bit much for a kids movie though...but this cloud crap? Really?

The Greek gods all look like skittles...Aphrodite head is shaped like a heart...dunno if its amusing or annoying.

Here comes disaster family member. ...Hades

'I can't party, I gotta work.' Why is this me when my unemployed family members bitch about me skipping events to earn money? Like...that is such a reasonable reason, also...he showed up despite having a shitty job that you all stuck him with.

How is Hades the bad guy here?

Underworld looks cool as fuck.

Oh God...the cartoon minions are gonna be as annoying as the gargoyles from hunchback.. and I'm gonna hate it.

Why call one Panic...WHY NOT JUST USE THE ACTUAL GOD OF PANIC...ITS GREEK MYTHOLOGY, THERES ONE ALREADY.

Grace's are annoying...but there's 3 with only 1 eye...that's more accuracy that I've been shown to expect.

Why are the Graces consulting?...they are meant to be impartial and act accordingly, where they falling over Hades over one with line of flattery? Gahh

Prophesy bullshit...well, at least it's in keeping with actual Greek mythology.

Did he....did he just have anti-God making potion on tap? Why? He wasnt planning to kill the baby till a minute ago...why did he have it?

Why give Hera's role of 'kill kid shenanigans' to Hades? Like...why?

Also...why is there apparently no security on Olympus? With how often shit goes down, you guys ain't discovered locks?

Reasonable reaction to newborn killing snakes...shock and fear.

Ahh...idiot plot. If the idiot minions hadn't been tasked with this shit, Hercules would be dead etch

Oof...sung narration is kinda painful.

I like the vase painting storytelling though.

Feotus Herc has chaotic twink energy

Rome wasnt built in a day...but Herc destroyed it in one.

Who pays for damages?

...angry villagers have a point...Herc is dangerous to be around normal mortals and it's a miracle no one was hurt.

He destroyed their town...I mean...point made.

Twinkules sings well.

Flee in terror from talking statue...logic. glorious reasoning.

You have God unmaking potion...but no god making potion...I call contrived bs for plot.

Also...I'm hoping this leads into 12 trials and I'll be annoyed if it doesn't cause it's the perfect follow up for earning God status.

Pegasus has the brain of a bird...we talking falcon or owl? Cause theres a big intellect gap between them.

Why not wings of bird and brain of octopus?...those things are hella fucking smart.

How did Hercules know where to find the trainer? Not like anyone gave him a map or directions.

Middle aged dude assaulting some nymphs...was that absolutely necessary?

Bitch talking about dreams...its been a few hours, you've had this dream for like an hour...chill!

Philgoat is surprisingly graceful.

Why is Philgoat speaking French?

I want a printed list of these Rules.

How is he somehow more gay when he is a hunk?

Damn...I'm in love with Megara already.

Use your head...does not mean headbutt. How is he still alive with minus 5 brain cells?

I too would be reduced to a babbling mess if Meg gave me that look.

Damn...she calling all men out!! Go her

And the idiot plot rises at last.

I wanna buy a sundial...why isnt there a cult following for sundial dude?

Philgoat reminds me of jackjack in demon form lol

Kids in the gorge...What is it with kids and gorges? Where are the parents?

Animation here seems off.

Dragon almost seems 3D in a 2D movie...kinda jarring. Oerall fight scene was kinda cool.

Sassy singing muses...always appreciated.

Hades and Yzma would get on well.

Megs ex is a fucking bastard.

Herc just claimed to have killed the minotaur, but...Theseus killed the minotaur, and I would know that myth...I did my dissertation on it ffs.

Ffs Disney...get just one damn thing right.

Artist vase man is a fucking mood.

Damn...Herc really gon need a girl to climb him like a tree to take a hint.

The Venus Di Milo origin story is brilliant.

Goofy smile is goofy and cute as heck.

Why ain't my friends ever busted into song when I'm an idiot about romance? I have been cheated by their lack of creativity in calling me a dumbasd.

Damn...'he's a guy,' Hades knows. Hades gets it.

They kidnapped the horse with ...horse lady. Okay...I can tolerate it.

Philgoat gives up easy.

Herc is human...just sedate him and kill him. How hard is that? He has to sleep right...sneak in and slit his throat...like...how hard is that?!?!?!?

....I will update eventually with the rest...but right now...I just cant.

#disney #hercules #live stream #rewatch #greek mythology