The downside of Kaitou KID being such a boy scout is that it eliminates a scenario where KID tells Shinichi to strip his clothes off because he's bugged and Shinichi stays naked because he doesn't have a change of clothes and Kaito doesn't even have his cape anymore (torn, probably) to cover him up, maybe even left with only his black clothes.
(As I was finishing this, I realized that the following scenario can also happen if Conan suddenly turned into Shinichi and Kaito doesn't have any extra clothes for him so lol yeah. Either way, I'm stripping Shinichi's clothes off!!!)
In a stolen car, speeding away from a burning facility they just infiltrated, probably being pursued (definitely no time to drop by somewhere for clothes lol):
"Not a word."
KID turns his head and drinks in Shinichi's bare body from head to toe, the upturn of his lips loud in the silence of the drive.
Shinichi's cheeks heat up without permission. He pulls his legs closer to his chest.
"Eyes on the road, KID."
"I'm a multitasker, Detective. I can do two things."
Shinichi doesn't need to look to know KID is grinning. He looks away as he forcibly pushes KID's face to turn front, "Take one more look and I'll make sure you can't do anything."
KID chuckles. That little shit.
"Besides, how do you not have any extra clothes on you at all? You didn't ditch them on purpose, did you?"
"Shinichi! How could you think so low of a gentleman such as I?" KID sniffs loudly as he wipes off fake tears with a handkerchief he pulled from god knows where. Oh, so he doesn't have clothes for me but he has his little knick knacks for dramatics. Bastard.
"Unfortunately, I truly do not have anything on me right now so I'll lend you my jacket in the meantime. We wouldn't want anyone but me seeing you like this afterall," he chirps out teasingly. Grin impossibly wider. Definitely a bastard.
Shinichi swiftly swipes the offered jacket away hoping the flush on his cheeks goes unseen.
It doesn't.
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this post is not gonna be well put together but i am having feelings
mean girls is trending right now because the musical movie just came out and i feel insane. idk why i do, it was stupid of me to think that most people Got It, no one ever gets it, it was always about the memes and the aesthetic.
the first mean girls movie was based on a nonfiction book called queen bees and wannabes. it interviewed and discussed the social hierarchy system in teen girl friendships. how they hold each other to these insane standards of heternormative femininity out of sheer terror that they won't meet those standards themselves. the way they leverage their relationships for some small degree of power in a world designed to strip them of it, even if it drags other girls down.
the "you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week and on wednesdays we wear pink" speech was not an original creation for the script. it's a QUOTE from a real teenage girl. those were REAL RULES.
then the musical came, and it was one step removed from the intended messaging of the film. OG mean girls was not perfect (and was extremely racist), but it said what needed said. the musical leaned on the comedy more, but still left a heartfelt undertone, and still critiqued the systems in place. of course no piece of media is going to be perfect, but it was about the conversation.
then this new movie comes out and it is washed over in the veneer of white hollywood feminism so thick you can't see anymore. the problematic aspects of the original movie are taken out to avoid "offending" when the offense was the point. it becomes toothless, it becomes some other thing entirely. they changed karen's line "i expect to run the world in shoes i cannot walk in" to "watch me as i run the world in shoes i cannot walk in." because choice feminism is in vogue, suddenly this character whose entire point is that she doesn't think deeply about WHY she does anything is suddenly hip to the fact that the world is against her.
i think of sokka losing his misogyny arc in the new atla. i think of the Heathers remake casting the bitchy, identical heathers as queer and hollywood-fat outcasts. as if the story, the meaning, the allegory is hidden in the sets and the jokes and the music. it's a whole new thing now, and it's a thing that means nothing in particular.
the plastics should not wear jeans. they should not have curves. their queerness should be suppressed, painful. their sexuality is not a slay, it's the only thing they think they have of value. the santa dance isn't sexy, it's shocking, it's mortifying - they are children.
they're not mean because "we are all mean." they are mean because they are girls in a world that brutalizes them and crushes them into a standardized shape. they are mean because the world is mean to them. they are mean because it gives them some power back. they are mean because it's the only weapon they have.
the landscape of femininity today has shifted to camera-ready makeup at the age of 10, stringent performative hygiene standards, and avoiding being caught on film while having a genuine emotion. the consumerism, the fatphobia, the racism, the classism, the homophobia remain. We could have had a conversation about that.
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there’s a reason why the entire story of avatar the last airbender begins and ends with katara. there’s a reason why we are introduced to katara first before we are introduced to any other character. there’s a reason why katara is the narrator. there’s a reason why the creators have emphasized over and over again that katara is just as titular to the story as aang - she’s the other main character.
when you water down katara - remove her compassion, her ability to connect with others, her nurturing role, her ANGER and RAGE and DRIVE - you water down the very fundamentals of the story. you drastically and severely alter the core dynamics of the gaang, because katara was so important to the development of every single one of them. she was the rock and glue that held team avatar together.
katara was unlike any other character to ever appear on television; she was a young brown girl who took no shit from anyone, yet at the same time remained kind and compassionate and nurturing. katara was a force of nature; proud of her heritage and culture, burdened by the responsibility of being the last southern water bender of the water tribe, angered over the death of her mother and everything that the fire nation took from her, determined to help every single person in need, determined to change the world, angry and resentful because old men and rules and laws kept telling her what she could or could not do, thus, she was determined to restructure thousands of years of patriarchy that stood against her from accomplishing her goals and dreams.
watering down katara into at most 2-3 tangible characteristics, stripping her away of all her motivation and agency and nuance, telling the audience that she wants to help and change the world only to have her stand in the background with an air of grief, demonstrates that the writers of the live action fundamentally misunderstand the spirit of avatar. and that’s something so unforgivable. no matter how many changes they decide to make, or how much they decide to stay true to the original story in other areas, no matter how many flashy VFX fight scenes we get - if you fail to properly understand katara, you fail to understand the heart and soul of avatar the last airbender, everything that makes avatar such a timeless classic.
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