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#where are your parents
th4simp · 1 month
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clovemon · 1 year
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Bro there's a kid standing outside my apartment and STARING at my door WAITING for me to make eye contact 😔 I KNOW what you're doing. I have to go to WORK
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miaisagirllover · 4 months
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someone tell nat that its ok to go to therapy
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dungeonenvy · 5 days
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The real unanswered question posed by Genshin 4.x is why the fuck is Fontaine populated 90% by orphans
BUT I think it kinda makes sense if a large number of fontainian children are just orphan-oceanids who came from Lucine rather than being born.
That's my headcanon anyway because there's apparently an entire orphan-based economy, the scale of which is barely matched by the dystopian d&d campaigns I played in my teenage years
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beyfaker · 10 months
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kyoya and co. rlly got approached by a shady individual, taken by helicopter to a sketchy ass mountain terrain and then kyoya got baited into doing whatever this man wanted if he lost
in the third episode?????
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dead-men-disco · 9 months
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NOTHING will make you feel more sick and embarrassed than two tween girls nastily looking you up and down then giggling/whispering
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tubbytransman · 9 months
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Hey my blog says 18+ for a reason. If you're a minor I am very sorry but you do NOT belong on a kink blog in any shape or fashion! Just had a 13 year old message me.. If you don't have your age in your bio or you are a minor and you interact with my blog I will block you. DNI!
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changeling-droneco · 1 year
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Okay not post about a niche issue but like, if you’re a teenager and you’re practicing voice acting on YouTube don’t make 18+ voice acting videos? Like, I know this is a niche thing but I’ve run into it twice now and oh my god that’s such a dangerous thing to do don’t do that??? Don’t do that! You could get in SO MUCH TROUBLE and so could your listeners! Oh my god! It’s one thing to secretly post smut on ao3 but to VOICE ACT LITERAL SEX, is DANGEROUS and I’m like 87% sure it’s probably ACTUALLY ILLEGAL! This isn’t me being a prude oh my god do not fuck up your life by uploading what is basically literal CP of yourself!! Oh my god! Why would you think that’s a good idea?!
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mahkari · 2 years
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barnes and noble manga section
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hero-in-high-tops · 2 years
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My joker moment is any time a child that is so young they are still learning to talk asking if we have "caw 'f duty" or "gwand theff auta"
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brightpinksunnies · 2 years
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my sister has a timmy or tommy keychain and so i made this instead of sleeping with a picture i took on facetime
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stealyoursweetrolls · 1 month
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sophie and lucia wanted to show their pet fox to lars and mila
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parafluffy-logan · 2 months
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I'll be honest here. I HATE the recent trend of the pokemon card selling. I hate how Scalpers have taken the love out of collecting these and trading them. I hate it. It's always people who have a fuck ton of disposable income coming in and buying all the pokemon cards. SMALL CHILDREN ARE STARTING TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY CERTAIN CARDS WILL GET THEM.
Dear lord we gotta throw the whole species away. Fuckin hell.
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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...
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anjo404 · 6 months
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I'm just trying to write in peace why is there a toddler running around a café at 12 pm
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Where are the parents?
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