#where i dispatched a GINORMOUS earwig with a shoe

[joi-in-the-tardis]

Okay, I’m just going to stop looking up various biting/stinging flies to find the one that accosted me... I accidentally found out there’s more than one kind of earwig (the bane of my existence, nightmare fuel, let me off this planet bug) and I absolutely did not need to know that.  I didn’t ask about earwigs, Google.  I never ask about earwigs. *has a Blathers meltdown*

#i will climb furniture to get away from an earwig okay #and i know that doesn't help #because they can climb too #but monkey brain says tree is safer #there is a spot on my wall #where i dispatched a GINORMOUS earwig with a shoe #from across the room #with deadly accuracy #because if that damn thing had dropped to the floor #and disappeared #i would've had to torch the building #joi rambles #bugs #wow rant much #i can't stand them