#where tf is harley quinn

[propagandaagainstbrownies]

First time properly celebrated pride, took 7 hrs from start to finish and was drunk from joy by the end of it (id in alt text)

#where tf did my gushing for all the characters go???? #fuck it guess we re sticking to the bland names #duke thomas #signal #atsushi nakajima #nahyuta sahdmadhi #harley quinn #katsuki yuuri #dick grayson #robin #pride month #pride #jack poking dead trees

[gothamite-shenanigans]

I PUT THE WAYNES THROUGH THE HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR (Just to stir shit up since they're looking for me still)

I added in vigilantes too cause why tf not lmao (also some civvies cause yolo) (does that still apply in a place where people have died and come back multiple times)

*also I forgot to change pronouns y'all I'm so sorry*

ANYWAYS *drum banging or whatever*

THE CONTESTANTS!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO-

*THE BLOODBATH*

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Two-Face runs away from the Cornucopia.

Brucie grabs a jar of fishing bait while Cass Cain gets fishing gear.

Black Bat runs away from the Cornucopia.

Spoiler runs away from the Cornucopia.

Evan runs away with a lighter and some rope. (woo that's me!!!)

Harley Quinn and Evie fight for a bag. Harley Quinn gives up and retreats.

Red Hood runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Duke Thomas runs away from the Cornucopia.

Red Robin runs away from the Cornucopia.

Jason Todd runs away from the Cornucopia.

Signal falls into a frozen lake and drowns. (RIP YOU WERE ONE OF MY FAVORITES)

Poison Ivy snatches a pair of sais.

Dick Grayson runs away from the Cornucopia.

Batman finds a bag full of explosives.

Nightwing finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Oracle runs away from the Cornucopia.

Tim Drake runs away from the Cornucopia.

Robin runs away from the Cornucopia.

Damian Wayne stabs Alfred with a tree branch. (NO OH MY GODS-)

Stephanie Brown runs away from the Cornucopia.

Batgirl finds a bag full of explosives.

( @your-local-gothamite @evandalist-in-gotham if you guys want some free entertainment lmao)

#only in gotham rp #only in gotham #gothamite #gotham rp #gotham #onlyingotham #dc rp #dc rp blog #gotham oc #rp

[crybabylulu]

Pt 17 this is correct and no I will not take criticism

*Wayne Gala time*

Jason: I hate this shit

Tim: me too

Jason: I change my mind I love this shit

Tim: wtf?

Jason: I don’t wanna share the same opinions or feelings as you

Tim: fuck you

Jason: *sees Vicky Vale talking to Lucy*

Vicky: so Lucy you stole a car to go see the Barbie movie?

Lucy: well actually

Bruce: *comes tf outta no where and grabs Lucy’s shoulders* no comment Vicky

Vicky: are you sure you don’t want to address your children stealing a car? And Bruce may I even ask what were you thinking by taking in Harley Quinn’s daughter? I mea-

Talia: do you not understand what no comment means? *holding a blade in her purse*

Lucy: you wanna talk about my son?

Bruce & Talia: *sighs knowing Vicky is gonna run with the story of Lucy having an actual child when she’s just talking about her cat*

Vicky: son? Whose the father?

Lucy: oh d-

Talia: *covers Lucy’s mouth* enough out of you young lady. Run along *pushes Lucy towards Cass*

*bonus*

*some of the children watching the news*

Vicky: good morning everyone! My name is Vicky Vale and I’ve got exciting news! Lucy Quinn has welcomed a lovely baby boy! I’m not sure who the father is but let’s send her lots of love

Lucy: Mr. Chuckles they’re talking about you baby! *holding her cat up to the tv*

Barbara: this is why I tell you all to tell me when you say stupid shit so I can start scrubbing shit off the internet before it goes big! *stressed asf*

Damian: HEY! IM THE FATHER! HES MY CAT AS WELL!

Barbara: SHE DOESNT THINK HES A CAT SHE THINKS HES A HUMAN CHILD

Cass: thirsty bitch

Barbara: CASSANDRA WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

Steph: damn that’s fucking crazy

Barbara: STEPHANIE!

Steph: I’m grown!

Barbara: don’t start with me

Steph: I’m so sorry

*extra bonus*

Bruce: *at work getting tons and tons of congratulations and gift baskets to give to Lucy*

#batman #damian wayne #batfam #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #batsiblings #cassandra cain #red robin #damian al ghul #talia al ghul #Mr. chuckles #stephanie brown #spoiler #vicky vale #barbara gordon #oracle #batgirl #batgirls #batkids #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect batkids #Wayne gala #bruce x talia #brutalia #orphan #black bat #lucy quinn

[wonderfultoweird]

I've seen some people upset about Bruce Wayne's portrayal in Harley Quinn Animated Series, specifically about S3 ep8 where Harley goes inside Bruce's mind and I just wanted to give my thoughts on it.

I actually really liked the idea about Batman just having to relive his parent's death every moment of his life, and that kind of being why the way he is. It does really paint kind of this awful picture though when it comes to him as a dad and the idea that like, none of the moments he had with his children were important enough to stand out or be his happiest moments. It also kind of seems like all of his love for his children didn't really matter because he just cares about his own parents. While I agree to some extent (like the fact that he didn't even think about resurrecting Jason?? tf is up with that) I also think it's a bit more complicated than that.

In the show he has shown obvious care for at least one son (arguably two since he did make effort for dick to get along with the batfam), as he has a bonding moment with damian after harley accidentally puts him in danger.

As we all know, Bruce's love language is mainly Acts of Service, protecting those he loves, providing for them, training and teaching them. But after this scene Damian is still upset and Bruce goes out of his way to comfort him.

[Because the captioning is awkward I've also put in the scipt here:

Bruce: Damian, I made your favorite.

Damian: You didn't make that. Alfred made that.

B: I made him make it. Are you mad because I had to save you from Joker?

D: No. I'm livid because everyone in Teen Titans is getting a nemesis, except me.

B: I'm gonna say something embarrassing here. I didn't have a nemesis until my late 20s.

D: Don't patronize me, Father. It's unbecoming.

B: It's true. I wasn't ready for one. You want your first nemesis to be special. Someone who you could see being your nemesis for the rest of your life.

D: I suppose you're right, Father.]

I think it isn't that he doesn't love his children or care about them, it's that his memories and his emotions are corrupted by that singular memory, and that when he tries to be happy, to run away, to move on there's that older Bruce who believes he doesn't deserve to be happy, he doesn't deserve to not look.

Like it's quite literally written out for us right there, he can't ever escape his parent's death. Also on top of that I also wanted to point out what Harley says here:

When I first saw this panel my immediate conclusion was that it was because Harley was there, but earlier in the episode it shows that she actually really can't change his memories that much, she can only change one small thing, which was that he didn't have to look.

In this I think that Harley being there has nothing to do with the shooter being there and tainting his memories and everything to do with the fact that bruce is inside another memory, where he isn't constantly rewatching his parents murder.

I believe this is why Bruce's happiest memory can't be with his children or any time after his parents died, because in his mind he is just a scared child rewatching his parent's death over and over. When he tries to live in a world without them the guilt pulls him back to that memory.

I just believe that he does love his children a lot but his own personal happiness with them is hard to think about without feeling guilty about his own parents. Hopefully, Harley will be able to knock some sense into him now that she's his official therapist :)

#batman #bruce wayne #harley quinn the animated series #harley quinn #thomas wayne #martha wayne #damian wayne #dick grayson #harley quinn spoilers #harley quinn the animated series spoilers #harley quinn s3 ep8 #season 3 episode 8 #batman begins forever #in the wise words of harley: Holy post traumatic stress disorder Batman! #he has so many problems fr #my guy is psychologically damaged #harley quinn meta #harley quinn analysis #batman meta #batman analysis #batfamily #long post #alex says a thing

[quandaryqueen]

YJ, BTAS, Harley Quinn

Calling his s/o and saying they will be able to come home early, when asked where to meet them S/O says they at the hospital (they were hit by the car, nothing major and didn't call them because they said they'll be busy).

I'm sorry, what?

Edward Nygma X Injured Reader

If I may, I injected some irl experiences

💚 Young Justice

"Hi Eddie, I won't be able to get home until later."

Oh sure, he doesn't mind. It was good that you told him, though. He would've organised a search with all his might to find you. "Why's that?"

...

Your pause made him straighten up with anxiety. "Y/N, why is that?"

"Well..."

You were at a hospital after fainting from work, Edward rushed there palpitating from worry, and was only able to calm tf down when he sees you okay on your bed. So he sighs in relief, saunters over and just asks if you're okay.

💚 Batman the animated series

No, because the instant he heard 'I'm in the hospital' he is booking it as if you're dying or something. See this motherfucker? He is breaking traffic laws for you like the overdramatic maniac he is.

"Y/N?!" Catch this man dramatically slamming the doors open, startling you in your bed and the instant he sees you he is going to be kneeling by your bedside thanking god.

"Eddie, I just fainted, there's nothing too major--"

"I've been such a fool for neglecting you!"

"You didn't! You don't need to... Blame yourself, it's just a reaction when I accidentally cut myself."

"Please be careful next time, you almost gave me a heart attack!"

💚 Harley Quinn

The most rational among them, as the moment he heard you mention you would be late due to you being hospitalised, he doesn't rush there like a maniac breaking traffic laws and he's got his composure together.

"So what got you in the hospital?"

"Just fainted."

"Yeah, that's because you don't sleep in time. I'm confiscating your phone."

"What? No!"

#edward nygma #riddler x reader #edward nygma x reader #dc x reader #dc x you #edward nigma #request #btas riddler x reader #btas riddler #young justice riddler x reader #young justice riddler #harley quinn riddler x reader #harley quinn riddler #absolutelysmittensimp

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

Hi again!! Sorry for sending you so many asks but I would like to ask for Riddler, scarecrow, two face and harley (you can really tell I have my favorites) with an s/o that is just really really rich?

:)

Never say sorry for asking questions, this is what this blog is for.

Riddler

Is kinda impressed how good they're doing

Honesty feels somehow bad cause he feels he might be too poor for them

Might start stealing more valuable things

S/O has to assure him they don't care and they have enough money for both of them

Scarecrow

Didn't expected that since they don't seem the type

Honesty if they know each other better he might ask if they're looking to fund someone

Yeah, making toxin takes money

S/O is happy to do that, he basically becomes their sugar baby

Two Face

TF whistle when he sees their mansion

When S/O says they get kinda lonely here he is ready to offer to live there but coin choose Harvey and he decides it's too pushy

Still impressed

Harley Quinn

Just runs around mansion looking at everything while S/O just laughs

Ask if she can swing from chandelier and S/O do it with her

S/O used money so she and Harley can have fun

She knows S/O would become target if other rogues found out so she lies where she gets the money

#riddler x reader #two face x reader #harley quinn x reader #scarecrow x reader #smiley anon #pati writes

[uncertain3teeth]

i jus woke up from a whole ass nightmare it was badddd omg i almost wanted to cry it was abt someone breaking into my house and also breaking into my window and also i got almost arrested and also people were chasing me and someone had a seizure and there was also some exorcism going on as well and then i like killed this person by drowning them inside of a small mason jar of expired chicken noodle soup idk now that makes sense but its a dream so jdhfhdjd and then people outside kept blasting music and then the cops came for them and then fast forward to wen wen the mother of the person i killed called mom to talk to meet up and then my mom was giving misinformation to the mother abt her and i lik saying and i quote how she said it in the dream "we are from TEXAS" [ im lik wtf spongebob ] but then we had to put a disguise on so she put on the plague doctor costume and then i remember also in the dream to in order to get out the window bc ppl were chasing me i had to commit a sin which i then said "oh thats easy" and fast forward wen i woke up i then went back to sleep and had ANOTHER nightmare which i was in a mall and ppl including my toxic cousin tried to find and look for me but lik also my friends were there so ppl were following them as well and it was soooo fukkin scary bc in real life i have a major paranoia issue abt either people trying to kill me or me thinking people are plotting against me and it was a lucid dream so it felt so fucking real and also the ppl looking for me were trying to convice me to do something and in order for me to disguise myself i had to put a blanket over my head and twirl lik wtf and i minecraft villager that bounces and twirls on top of a bed but anyways i remember they finded out my disguise and it didnt work so they kept coming after me and i remember these twisty stairts that goes up and thats all i remember from that dream now what i do remember i from the first dream i had i also remember that i was fucking this guy in the bushes i think that was after the part where i was trying to do sins to get out the window but i was already out the window so idek its drean so eh but i also remember that as soon as i fucked this guy in the bushes i got caught by the people trying to find me and then they started to chase me and then there was this big crowd of people that looked like my friends but wasnt and there was also joe biden for some butt fuck reason and then there was cops or guards or some ppl and then they captured me OH WAIT BEFORE THEY CHASED AND CAPTURNED ME I WENT UP TO THE YOUTUBER BENOFTHWEEK LMAOKOA and i told him that i was broke and i needed help bc someone was chasing me and then he saw the ppl that was originally chasing me coming closer and THEEEN thats wen all of a sudden joe biden and ppl that looked lik my friends but wasnt lik robots and then they made me and my other ppl stand next to eachother in a line and then joe biden was doing a speech and he stumbled on his words it was pretty funny bc jschlatt but anyways out of fucking nowhere mike ehrmantraut from breaking fucking bad was one of the guards and he helped me get pass the guards to disguise myself as one of them and then i also ended up killing this one guard by doing that harley quinn suicide squad shit where i got on his shoulders and did some shit i forgot what that shit was but i did some shit and then killed a man but them after that my friends that were robots disappeared aside from some to which i asked "what is something only you wld know abt me" and this one guy pulled out a drawing i made him and said "i was going to give this back to you yesterday bc i cant keep this bc my sister was getting to it" which idk howwww tf that makes sense its lik "oh hey i have a dog so can you put this food on the top of there so they dont get to it" but then the dream started to end and i woke up and sirens were outside LMAOOO

#vivid dreams #dreams #my dreams #nightmares #i had a nightmare #actually paranoid #paranoia

[f0xd13-blog]

Do people actually think about where tf harley quinn came from?

[leondevilart]

had a dream they forced poison ivy to join the justice league, mind you she was like 50 y/o and retired and lived happily with her wife Harley Quinn who was also retired but sometimes did crimes for fun y'know and it was so sad cuz they made Ivy change her identity over night and she left Harley and she was like where tf is my wife and then she saw this new super hero in tv and she was like no fucking way that's pam!!!!!!

#tag misceláneo

[riddlemebitch]

just finished batman unburied, thoughts under cut for spoilers

overall really liked it! the batman voice was kind of funny, but other voices were good, particularly all the main cast. immediately know it’s hugo strange from the voice alone—not a bad thing at all lol. was genuinely wondering if they had decided to switch up batman’s backstory, which would be super bold but honestly? for a small podcast? cool. but then of course it becomes clear that no he’s being controlled, and then it goes on for wayyy too long. the show is a good length, but they should’ve cut some bruce hypnosis for other things.

barbara and edward have a great dynamic and im thrilled bc i’ve always wanted a story of the two of them purely bc rival hackers. their banter was actually enjoyable. would’ve liked more conversation between them near the end, or at the very least a promise of “i’m not through talking to you” from bab. it was set up like it was kind of a two side story, batman and them, but ed disappeared. should’ve had alfred take him to the manor to patch him up bc they can’t trust the hospitals, they get attacked at the manor, and edward is either brought or follows them there to the final showdown and escapes during the collapse so i don’t spend the entire last episode going where tf is the riddler.

poison ivy was AWESOME, great take on her backstory and powers and her hatred of men. good way of setting her up for more later on. i think she is often poorly done and as of late is just a prop for harley quinn so this was 👌

not sure if barbara quit batgirl or what, but she knows who bruce is so i’m probably just being stupid lol. i would say she definitely was—she’s familiar with batman, alfred, and ace, but also bruce gives her the little speech about there being other ways of helping people at the end which threw me off the trail a bit. ending was intentionally vague—which is normally fine, but i would like just a bit more from this one. i do think it suggests bab will become a vigilante, and i would’ve liked for it to hint at edward rehabilitating. all in all his ending was weak.

liked that they gave bruce an arc about batman starting to become about more than punishing himself! and that they let him and alfred have a moment!

also cornelius stirk was done SO GOOD. and his va popped off in that final episode DAMN

[doisoundlikeavantas]

How come the clown fucker tag is only pennywise and the joker where the fuck are the clowns

#clown fucker #pennywise #joker #i know how this sounds #but these are not the clowns i want #where tf is harley quinn #clown

[bizbat]

♡♡♡BLACK!BATMOM HCS ~ 2♡♡♡

~ Reader is black and fem, but appearance is otherwise not mentioned

~ You can find more of my works here

♡Bruce, Tim, Selina, Cass and Jason all have a tendency to lightly snore/mumble in their sleep♡

♡When you first meet Damian you took him to a burger/pizza place in an attempt to get rid of the hostility he had towards you♡

♡Ever since then it's become a tradition between the two of you where you expose him to junk food, and he attempts not to poison you in your sleep

♡Sometimes Alfred will call Damian "Bruce" by mistake bc they are literally twininem♡

♡Dick always gets either double chocolate or mint chocolate chip ice cream♡

♡You always help the kids style their hair for galas and events♡

♡You sometimes feel insecure or like you don't protect your family enough bc you don't go out and fight crime♡

♡They all let you know that they prefer you to not risk your life daily, but it doesn't always make you feel better♡

♡You call Bruce baby when you're alone together and he lives for it on the inside♡

♡There is a list of sweet little names that only you are allowed to call Bruce. This list is as follows;

• B

• Brucie

•Baby

• Bats

• Bugga/Bubba

• Papi

And the list goes on.♡

♡If anyone says anything abt your hair/skin color/speech pattern the whole batfam is side eying tf outta them, I'm talm bout full on bat glares♡

♡No one messin with they mama ong 😤♡

♡Ik I already said Bruce loves your natural hair, and he does, but he also really digs it when you get braids, or faux locs or whatever hairstyle of your choice♡

♡Esp. If you do it yourself, he thinks they the most beautiful and impressive things in the world♡

♡Omg yk how girls be putting those lil hearts in they hair, imagine if you found a way to do that with bats♡

♡He would actually die♡

♡Cass is another huge fan of your hair♡

♡A very important way for you two to bond is for her to sit on the floor between your legs while you wash/do her hair♡

♡I love Cass thas my bb yall don't even know, like they all my bb but she's my BABY♡

♡Anyways♡

♡Tim has to be forced to go to bed, he's getting better at it tho bc of u♡

♡You prob never met Harley Quinn or only met her once, but still being willing to back her in a fight♡

♡Bruce probably has a soft spot for Harley I feel♡

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Okay I'm done for now gn/gm/ga yall 😁

#batfamily #bruce wayne x reader #batman x reader #stephanie brown #selina kyle #cassandra cain #duke thomas #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne x black!reader #bruce wayne x batmom #batman x black!reader #bizbat #dc

[thelonewolfstar]

Wake the Dead chapter 14.

I love my new colony upgrade it look badass.

Let's talk about the Days Til Solstice note appears at the end of each chapter. Aside from pencil and the note, you can see there's other 3 items showing.

Mayflower - May is short for Mayflower her full name.

Pistol Bullet - Dirk? Brynn? Sledge? It could be the bullet removed from Brynn's body.

Shotgun shell - Blackstock? Mossberg 500 usually have black stock. Maybe that's where he got his new name.

So why is May suddenly so important that she get a whole chapter all about her? What do we know about her? She likes plants and can make healing salve. She was the reason Feather was demoted from being an Elder. Her identity is a big question mark. They didn't talk about how they found her or who her parents are or maybe it was mention and I didn't pay much attention to it. I'm not sure what her role will be in the finale, but I think she will be important. Could be a source of leverage for us?

Another reason for Dirk to leave me cold in the finale. Whoopie! 😅 But I'm not going to replay this book and change my choices because I wanna see what PB has in store for us. I hope Angel won't blame herself for Mack's death. As a big Angel romancer this really pain me, we never see her this sad.

Finally I got my most awaited Angel CG, and it's so badass. I really see Harley Quinn in her. I appreciate this CG, it's everything what I expected.

Just another day with MC and Angel grilling zombie while calling each other babe and baby. 😅

As I mention earlier on my other post, there's a new hybrid drone a Siren which I suspected to be Brynn. I don't think they will make a chapter for someone unimportant for MC and her friends(Dirk, Troy, Shannon, Eli and Mack if he's still alive). Maybe she doesn't look like your Brynn, I think the transition to zombie will change your appearance. I don't think Angel's parents look like that when they're alive.

Additional theory

Romanceable traitor

Sledge, so far she hasn't shown any signs of betraying MC, but I won't rule out the possibility.

I have a feeling Sledge will betray us in the finale. Relating to my Richard/Blackstock theory, I think she will side her father.

Sledge has reused face of Octavia from DS who is an antagonist. (Theia from T.E has also the same face as Kassidy from TF, but she isn't a traitor, so this theory could be wrong)

The 30 diamond scene with Sledge felt rushed and lacked of feelings in it. Just like Nathan in TF, he just appear all of the sudden and become romanceable, Aerin from Blades appear later and become romanceable too. Both of them became antagonist in the finale. Sledge became romanceable at chapter 12 and had 30 diamond scene with her in chapter 13. Suspicious isn't?

#choices stories you play #playchoices #wake the dead choices #choices wtd #angel savage

[alicehattera03]

Yo author, im still in awe of how you write so much in so little time but im not gonna rack my heads about that superpower(I'll go insane). Just asking that how would you visualise wmmap characters as physical,human counterparts. Could I tempt you into posting pics of which actors or models you prefer for wmmap characters. Again i know you r in a tight schedule and i don't wanna disturb you unnecessarily,but if you find it fun to then i shall be looking forward to it. Best of my regards😘

ANON YOU’VE SEEN ME WRITE?!? WHEN WHERE HOW!?!? EXAMPLE?!?! *whispers* It’s my big brain energy working at max speed and I can type fast ehe ur so sweet! (Don’t go insane!!!) 

And like wow- I’ve never actually thought about that before!!! How interesting ^^ HMMM OH but dw y’all I imagine them as their character designs when I write (projecting irl people is kinda awks lolol) But omg successfully tempted, and you’ve given me a break from writing, BLESSYOU ANON!!!! Also y’all are gonna be like- they’re all WHITE-if we go korean omg pls I’d die, but it’s cause they’re white in the manhwa) 

Claude: ...Dan Stevens??? Tom Hiddleston??(blonde, like in the Night Manager?!) IDKIDKFIHDJLS IDK SOMEONE SUAVE BUT AWKWARD (like a Lee Pace in the Hobbit type of aura but like Gilgamesh- wait that’s anime whoops but all these actors are so ..rugged?? like gimme a pretty boi that can massacre!) 

Diana: Margot Robbie??(you know her as Harley Quinn but I know her as Mary queen of scots) Gigi Hadid?? (she’s a mom now lmao) (no one can top Diana’s gorgeousness but maybe..)

Athy: (even the prettiest person alive couldn’t measure up to her but this pic of Alexandra Lenarchyk if she had blue eyes, and currently affirming that Athy would be russian, greek, french or well- yah descended from royalty in my hogw-nvm anyways!! ) 

Felix: (the cutest blood knight ever so someone like Richard Madden’s character in Bodyguard but uhm soft I guess? Ryan Reynolds might be a good fit actually? Like personality-wise and the action required I’d say this is a good top pick- or Jack Lowden who was in Dunkirk??)

Lilian: Natalie Dormer(left)(right is Emilia Clarke- who if you say they play sisters I mean we’ve got Athy and Jennette right here if they were half their age lmao) (idk she’s just really insanely pretty HAVE I TALKED ABOUT HER IN PENNY DREADFUL UGH STUNNING HER IN ELEMENTARY? STUNNING- and so’s Lily)

Ijekiel: What’s a list without a young Leonardo di Caprio on it??!(younger ver, cause well that’s all the ages this man is into lately-) (or maybe the unproblematic white man Logan Lerman who resurfaces every few years with new devastating pics by his girlfriend-HMM)

Lucas: Dylan O’Brien (maybe?? bad boy style?? like lucas has to be hot but like man he’s otherworldly how tf are mortals to match up with him???) 

Jennette(Jeanette??): Emily Rudd (That tumblr famous girl cause she’s gotta be pretty lolol) 

Roger: A younger version of Mads Mikkelsen (cause rawr silver fox alert!!)

Penelope: Emma Stone (young-ish)

Anastasius: Ian Somerhalder (blonde ver ofc, younger, also cause he’s a douche for making his wife get pregnant by throwing out her birth control pills and making her think she was on them and thus got her preggos cause he wanted a baby yes he’s hot but he’s a nutjob-can you tell I hate this guy and therefore designate him as numero uno dirtbag)

#wmmap #sbapod #sibapod #who made me a princess #isbapod #wmmap athanasia #wmmap claude #claude de alger obelia #athanasia de alger obelia #wmmap ijekiel #ijekiel alpheus #wmmap lucas #wmmap felix #wmmap jennette #jennette margarita #who made me a princess athy #wmmap athy #i suddenly became a princess #athy

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

Hey hope you are doing good and I saw that you have alot of ask so take as much time as you need for this! but I wanted to ask for Riddler, scarecrow, two face and harley with an s/o that is obsessed with the deep sea.

Like they constantly watch documentarys about it and read up to what ever new species is discovered down there. they are also like "hey do you want to see my favorite animal?" and just shows them a picture of the most horrifying and grotesque thing that they have ever seen

-:)

Thanks, I'm slowly answering them.

Riddler

He probably knows thing or two about it

Watches documentaries together and read books out loud

Likes to talk sbout conspiracy theories with S/O, might recommend talking to Aquaman

But gets scared by their favorite animal, talking about it is one thing but having to see it is another

Scarecrow

Finds it interesting since fear of sea is common with how many of it is unexplored

Looks for sea books to give to S/O

Really likes the monsters they find

Calls them his Sea Loyalty

Two Face

Wonders where that came from

Might sit and watch it with them but is weirded out by it

TF thinks those monsters looks cool

Might buy them quarium, fishes won't be as scary as in TV but at least it's something

S/O is so happy

Harley Quinn

Thinks it's interesting

Would watch TV with her and ask questions

Her eyes would get big when seeing her favorite animal, would try to see if she can get it

If it's not possible she would just get a custom plushie

S/O gave her a big hug

#smiley anon #riddler x reader #two face x reader #scarecrow x reader #harley quinn x reader #pati writes

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Gunshot - KARD M/V Review Rant

I’m at it again with another so called review, when in reality its just a whole essay on my thoughts of my favorite artist’s comebacks, aka a rant lol. If you haven’t seen Gunshot, GO WATCH IT! I promise it’s amazing and this is one of their best songs/videos/comebacks etc. I have attached the video so no excuses! Also this is a lot of spoilers so don’t read this first it will ruin the shock and awe that is this video. And putting the “keep reading” to contain said spoilers and so ya’ll who don’t wanna read this don’t have to scroll endlessly to reach the end of my rambling.

Hi! Hello! Thank you for continuing reading! Lolol my Taemin 2KIDZ review actually got notes which was surprising, so hope you guys like this. I have a lot to say so here we go...

So first I wanna start on the meaning of the song. On his VLIVE BM said the song is about verbal abuse and how detrimental it can be to your mental health. Considering many pop songs, especially kpop, are all very cheery and upbeat I applaud them for covering such a serious topic in a way that’s not sad and slow. PLUS BM is creating new merch called healers where everything will be donated to an organization that fights against bullying (including homophobia and racism) which is incredible so be sure to check that out when it’s dropped. 

So on that note I wanna get into the song itself. Let’s start with lyrics. The song starts with the words “LOVE damn 4 letters” like what a perfect way to start a song. Also the way they blend a lot more English into this song is something I love as a non-Korean speaker. Plus the parts in English are so powerful? Well so are the Korean lyrics. Like KARD you guys just went hard with this whole song. The chorus is literally “You words are like a gunshot, I’m bleeding love”. Just wow. That definitely describes verbal abuse perfectly, especially coming from those you love because it’s those cruel words from loved ones that hurt the most. I mean “the words you spit out kill me like bullets”, how else is there to describe that pain because it fucking sucks. Other lyrics that just show the words are coming from the one you love: “As long as you love me, the good or the ugly, everything is okay” as well as “I won’t surrender my darling”.  And this relationship is obviously toxic with words like “Selfish I will never be enough even when I pour out all of myself” and “It’s like you control me, without you I’m lonely” and “So far you’ve concealed the true color” and “Without you dying slowly”. And they clearly have had enough with this abuse with lyrics like “Need to drag myself out of there, remove you from my life, take off the tag you” and “They hit me like a gunshot, I’ve bled enough”. 

Now into the sound of the song. It has all the classic KARD elements: it has a powerful sound with the instrumentals, it’s faced paced, it’s something you can dance to, and it has that chorus that slows down then just picks up again. But this song just sounds very different than anything they’ve released before? Not in a bad way, since this is probably one of their best songs. Between the lyrics, the vocals, and the overall sound where the music just doesn’t completely take over like in some of their other songs. Don’t get me wrong I love songs like BOMB BOMB, but it was very loud and a lot happening in the song at once. Which isn’t a bad thing, cuz that’s like the perfect club song. But with this song (and the whole album really) it shows them refining their sound. Also they had a lot more involvement with this song, especially BM who did everything from lyrics to producing which probably has a lot to do with it. The music itself just goes perfectly with the vocals. Just the flow is really nice, and the beat is fun, and them gun shots really just add to it. And can we talk about that breakdown when BM is like “1 shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, 4″? Like what??!! Those sirens and everything just ramps up just before it ends, like yaasssss. 

Now the music video! It starts with Jiwoo zipping up a body bag...which just sets the tone for the video cuz it’s like ok this is how it starts lets see how tf we got here. Then you find out at the end it Jiwoo zipping up the body bag of...well Jiwoo lol like WHAT THE FUCK?! (I’ll get into this here in a sec). Anyway in terms of the video it also has some classic KARD elements like the choreography that’s very intense and dramatic, the bright colors, the flashes and lasers, some crazy stuff happening, and some really cool props and visuals (not just the members lol). Other common stuff is the piles of technology surrounding them, especially J.seph. Like in Red Moon, there’s cameras and old televisions around them. This time the video starts with them being surrounded by cameras and J.seph has a pile of old computer monitors. There may be some meaning with this, but I don’t get it but think it’s an interesting theme. Perhaps its an analogy for them being constantly watched and put on every screen, like showing a darker side of being a celebrity (also will get into this in a minute when I talk about interesting interpretations and theories). 

Also this video gave me suicide squad vibes. Like Jiwoo with them pony tails and the way her makeup was done resembled Harley Quinn. And idk BM gave me Joker vibes (may be due to the coloring of his teeth), BUT he also gave me Harley vibes with the blue and pink coloring of his blonde hair (which is just an amazing look for him). Then BM was just covering everything in black, Jiwoo is just fucking shit up, Somin is ready to cut a bitch, and J.seph is burning shit up as usual (just like BOMB BOMB, so another parallel). Everyone looked good in this video...like they are all such great visuals. Somin looked like a queen as always with the jewelry and everything (they always do that and she looks stunning). Jiwoo pulls of that outfit with those threads everywhere, like that would drive me crazy yet she looks amazing. Blonde BM is truly a look. And J.seph? I think this was the best he’s looked in any video...maybe its the dark hair and clothes paired with those light contacts that just make his eyes stand out. Idk but looks good, all of them! Even with all those slashes to their faces! Also this video is a lot less sexualized, especially with the girls but that’s a whole other topic for another day.

So we know this song is about verbal abuse. I talked about how it could be from someone you love. Obviously the cuts on their faces are caused by the words and pain inflicted on them, until eventually its more than just lashes but a full on gunshot killing them completely. An interesting theory I read is this is a song to their fans, or really people just leaving hate comments. Again you can draw from the cameras and screens how their whole life is recorded, and how they are trying their best pouring their heart and soul into their music when they get all this hate and criticism. So these “shots” hurt the most when it comes from their fans. Also going with this concept, Jiwoo shooting herself could be killing who she is to be who they want her to be. Although there’s so many interpretations, especially to the ending. Like it could be her killing the weaker and darker part of herself (like the part of herself willing to put up with the abuse out of love), so by killing that part of her she is free. BUT, could this “winner” be that dark part of herself killing who she used to be? This could also be killing that pain, but by embracing it and letting it morph you into something darker like a person embracing that evil and using it to make themselves stronger and protect themselves. OR she is causing this pain on herself, it’s her own words are the insecurities and lack of love to herself that is affecting her until she ends up just killing herself (not literally but figuratively). Idk so many ideas and interpretations to the ending alone. Plus we have them all just spreading this darkness and anger (like BM literally painting everything black, which is symbolic into spreading darkness). But ya this video was amazing, the visuals were stunning and the song is just great.

The rest of the album (all 2 songs...hope they release more) was just as incredible. Hold On is a farewell to J.seph who will be enlisting soon, and omg that made me cry. So J.seph you better keep your promise and return soon because we’ll be holding on and waiting for you babe! This song was also really slow (at least for a KARD song) which just shows you they can be diverse in their music. Plus just the contrast of the verses (which are just super powerful) with the chorus (which is very melodic) was great. And with AH EE YAH, like that was so nice to listen to and its a cool mix between old music with that beat it starts with, to newer music especially with the way they rap. So, shows they have a lot of influences and it also shows a different side to KARD. 

Overall I think it’s a great comeback (idk what else they have planned but hoping for some new stuff because I’ve missed them so much). Please go show support and stream Gunshot and listen to the mini album! They are so talented and deserve so much more recognition. They have such hope with this comeback, but yet they still are like “we’re never gonna be number 1″ and that just breaks my heart. So show your support, hopefully they can get a win this year or just something big happen for them because they deserve it!! So that is the end of my rant...back to watching this video for the 100th time we go!! 

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