#where’s a list of top dw lines that could potentially lead to kissing instead

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Ok so fun story: when hell bent came out I was twelve years old, and the night it aired I was at a concert and didn’t get home till like 2 am (although between bands I googled reviews of the episode because I needed to know what happened and I got very upset) and so I watched it as soon as I got home and uh. When he said the line about “I’ll try not to break your jaw” for some reason younger me thought he was about to intensely kiss her and tbh still waiting for someone to write that 👀👀👀

Losing my mind here, Anon. 😂😂😂  Now I’m thinking of that happening instead of the punch in the room full of Time Lords and the Time Lords just being like:

The General: ?????

The General: Did....did he use some of the most advanced technology in the history of the entire galaxy just to bring his girlfriend back and snog her?

Another Time Lord: It would appear so, Sir.

The General: ....

The General: Is...is this kiss going on a bit long or is it just me?

Another Time Lord: It’s not just you, Sir.

The General: I’d have preferred him punching me in the face, tbh. The General: ...

The General: This is definitely not going in my official military report.

#where’s a list of top dw lines that could potentially lead to kissing instead #doctor who #whouffaldi #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #hell bent #asks #text post #dw s9 #thanks for this ask anon