#where’s the tylenol

[foibles-fables]

yea

#where’s the Tylenol #oughhh

[asexplainedbyttoi]

Pinchergate developments

Fay Jones, Parliamentary Private Secretary to the House of Commons, has followed through on her ultimatum (if Boris Johnson doesn’t step down, I will) and resigned. She is resignation 54.

Nadhim Zahawi is on Team BoJo Go after all as he told Boris Johnson “you must do the right thing and go now”.

Attorney General Suella Braverman put her hat in the ring for Tory Party Leader on Peston last night.

Hardline Brexiteer Steve Baker, MP for Wycombe has put his hat in the ring for leader today.

And a bit of late breaking news, the two days ago appointed Education Secretary Michelle Donelan has resigned, making her the fifth Cabinet minister to resign, and the the 55th resignation overall.

Priti Patel would resign in protest too, but “feels a duty to policing and intelligence”.

#british politics #uk politics #boris johnson #pinchergate #government crisis #resignations #cabinet resignation #holy shit #where’s the tylenol

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

The Fourteen Hidden or "Bug" Audios In Order, With Reasoning

(i think! I'm fairly confident in this! I'm willing to Debate!)

12-14 / Howdy & Barnaby

[we know that Barnaby and Wally go to Howdy's every morning]

8-14 / Eddie & Frank

[the post office is right across from Howdy's]

6-14 / Julie & Frank

[Wally isn't scared of bugs, so he could be recruited to help with Frank's gardening problem]

1-14 / Howdy & Poppy

[Howdy mentions that he has a shipment waiting for his signature]

3-14 / Howdy & Sally

[it's possible that Wally went to Howdy's to get something for the beetles]

13-14 / Howdy & Eddie

[it looks like Wally just bought a box of apples, or something similar. Howdy signs for the shipment]

4-14 / Barnaby & Frank

[behind the pins, it looks like there's an apple or two on the ground. the shape and color is wrong for it to be tomatoes. an offering for the beetles?]

9-14 / Frank & Poppy

[the table is clear of yarn, and Frank references the damage done to his garden]

2-14 / Sally & Poppy

[there are cookies - Poppy mentioned to Frank that she might have a non-seed recipe for his butterflies]

10-14 / Julie & Sally

[Wally could have gone with Sally to help with the script reading]

5-14 / Barnaby & Eddie

[Eddie mentions that it's late in the day, and he already delivered the bowling balls]

7-14 / Eddie & Julie

[Barnaby calls, asking after Wally]

11-14 / Julie & Barnaby

[the lighting through the trees looks like afternoon/evening]

14-14 / Barnaby & Home

[the end deterioration is very final, and Barnaby references things that happened throughout his other audios]

#why yes i Did give myself a headache going through the mental gymnastics trying to make this cohesive #time to go take some tylenol! if im not immune to it yet that is! #dont make me go back to ibuprofen... it nearly gave me an ulcer on my stomach lining... #i also need everyone to know that i had 10 hour wii music playing while doing this #ANYWAY YEAH THIS HAS BEEN BUGGING ME FOR #uh. how long has it been since these audios dropped #SINCE THEN!!! #im still not entirely satisfied since some of the audios are just... so hard to place! #like some of them have indications - eddie saying its late in the day. howdy having a shipment waiting. the damage to the garden. etc #but some are just.... they could be anywhere #so i tried to follow a nonexistent through line #of 'hm. wally is with this person in this place so where would he end up next' #bc a neighbor might be like While You're Here! and thus two or so consecutive audios with the same neighbor #cause. he's already there. he might stick around or go along with them to do something else #yk. they just trade him off neighbor to neighbor #GAH IDK IDK IM NOT SATISFIED!!! #i feel like i have chunks that are Correct but agh. idk idk idk #homebogging #wh speculation #welcome home speculation #i think this counts as that! #the barnaby & eddie one - 5-14 - is whats tripping me up the most #and i think is the main thing keeping me deeply unsatisfied #cause eddie says its late in the day. so it must be near the end of the day's timeline #he already delivered the bowling balls and just aghggggg #biting biting biting- #no that one and eddie & julie - 7-14 #THE BARNABY PHONE CALL IS IMPORTANT TO PUTTING THESE IN ORDER I JUST KNOW IT #is it the first one??? like barn calls around to find wally for their morning walk? or does the howdy-barn audio come later #since they're having drinks instead of hot dogs? but they could have finished their hot dogs and stuck around for drinks-

[hearts-hunger]

still not over danny and josh harmony

#DANNY AND JOSH HARMONY. DO YOU EVEN GET IT #big little brother and little big brother SINGING TOGETHER !!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! where's the tylenol #maddie.txt

[martyrbat]

anwyayd. i am so tired.

#took a muscle relaxer & 2 advil and 2 Tylenol and 30mg of nyquil #my back is spasming so much since i pulled it and you can see where theres a solid knot (not that kind :/) and its swollen #plus my three going on four month strong migraine. i am hell. #ransom note

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

THE ADVIL HAS KICKED IN TIME TO WRITE

#I had a Headache so I literally did not do what I said I would do #JEREMIAH TIMEEEE #god any time I get a headache I think of that 7k stretch of 24k Harrison where Harrison won’t #shut the fuck up abt having a headache #and is like being so whiny to Jeremiah like ‘HEY YOU HAVE TYLENOL?? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET TYLENOL??? #CAN YOU GET ME A TYLENOL???? WHERE IS THE TYLENOL??? #anyway it makes them more bearable HAHAHAHA #also I am a bad person and might edit hallowed bodies instead I’m up and feeling mystified by Lonan Clark #<<< Harrison ghostwrote

[singlethread]

I am Christina screaming somebody sedate me rn

#juut took Tylenol pm #and an edible to help my muscles relax enough for my shoulder to go back where it’s supposed to be #and praying the nerve pain dissapates at some point

[othunderous]

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#rant cw #negativity tw #health tw #tmi cw #i am in agonizing pain #like i am sick and shaking and i have cramps that #burn with the heat of a thousand suns #the kind of pain where you cant think of anything else #i took 1k mg of tylenol and it did not a thing #my heating pad is at full strength #and barely helping #how i love being afab :) #(my mind sounds like the screams of the damned rn) #and i cant even get high as hell to take my mind off of it #because thc exacerbates the pain #kill me. fowjfk

[shinybulbasaur]

hobbies include sticking ice packs directly on my eyelids to maintain thermal equilibrium

#my thermometer broke and i keep forgetting to replace it so idk where my temp is at #but it is most certainly a fever! #if it doesnt break overnight i will. probably take a tylenol. sigh #<- local pharmacologist HATES taking drugs

[sir-elyan]

headaches exist why? why has head forsaken me?

#it usually doesnt iykyk but #headache ?? why??? tylenol.... where #?

[cybermeep]

sometimes i forget stomach cramp pain can be bad until it comes around again and suddenly im a bedridden famished amish boy on his last breath.. ow!

#i took some tylenol so i should be okay in a little bit.. for now im not sure what im going to do #currently on my computer.. i was playing a word game a few minutes ago and then stopped to post this. unsure where to start #i have so many things i need to do.. i also need to clean my room but thats a getting up activity and i feel like if i stand for too long #my frail little limbs will fall over like a puppet cut from strings #during this time maybe getting to a space odyssey would be good but id also need to do notes... ekffjguej #so many things no clue where to begin.. going to try and rationalize it all so i dont overwhelm myself #cyber meeps

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

"...and this is why I'm single!" I wasn't yelling, I was just saying,

loudly,

"can you imagine living with someone who knows things like that? that it's not ADA compliant because it's photo Braille and thus isn't fully domed --- baby wait! come back!"

#i love my goddamn weird af job #that was sarcasm #where's the Tylenol

[elytrafemme]

LOSERS follow mare elytrafemme for fanfiction updates. REAL MEN follow mare elytrafemme to watch her excitedly reblog posts, detail a paranoia spiral, and then fail to make a post after crying about it for 30 minutes because she gag-ordered herself. so sad. REBLOG if you're a REAL MAN that's a joke i'm turning rbs off This is funny though isn't it

#now that i know it's not BPD traits i really do have to say i have the worst fucking PMS ever #me when i'm about to have my period so instead of like. taking a tylenol and sleeping early #i spend way too long thinking about how there's an emptiness in me because they're gone and never think of me anymore #even though there were many times where i'd have done anything for them #and i kept telling my friends about them even though they don't think about me anymore #like. this was NOT in the care and keeping of you WHAT IS THIS B ULLSHIT!!!

[itsaboutnothing]

Seeing midnight viewing rocky horror. Its all meant to be. This better live up to everything Ive dreamed it to be

#the thing is though my head kind of hurts. #I took a tylenol but like where is my mind

[supernovaa-remnant]

heartbreaking: want to write fic but only pain

#wait no I have tylenol #I just gotta drag myself over to where I keep it #FUCK BEING AFAB #sorry sorry I actually like being afab usually #not right now though I'm gonna maim my uterus #stella rambles #personal

[detentiontrack]

Genuine question. Can a typical person with a uterus function relatively well on all days of their period? Like I know everyone gets symptoms like cramps or headaches or pms or other stuff, but in a normal case, how incapacitated does it make you with pain? Today was day 1 and I had to go to class, but the pain was so bad in my second class that I couldn't pay attention to the lecture because all my focus was on not passing out, crying, or making faces. I don't know if it's just an unpleasant reality everyone w a period has to deal with and people just doesn't talk about it, or if this is actually abnormal, or I'm just weak. Because most of the time, I'm not able to do anything other than lay curled up in a ball trying not to move for a good large portion of it.

#and i have a super super high pain tolerance in general #but on my period its not uncommon for me to be on the bathroom floor for hours alternating crying and throwing up from the pain #i am chronically ill + i've had a ton of super painful tests and procedures done without pain meds and its nothing compared to what i go #through every time #the test where they stab you with a needle and then electrocute it is less painful #but if this IS a normal experience and i'm just being weak about it i dont want to go to the doctor and just be called dramatic and told #to take some tylenol and a heat pack #not asking for a diagnosis or anything btw. just if this is the experience everyone has #tw emetophobia #ask to tag