#whereas my mum's side literally ALL live in my hometown like none of them moved from within the same ten mile radius

[hella1975]

look at these mf platters my cousin(28) made, me and my sister keep eating them and the party isnt even meant to start for another hour - we also keep playing drinking games, but thats just what happens when youre always the first ones ready i think

(capt)

HOW AM I JUST SEEING THIS THAT LOOKS INSANE INVITE ME NEXT TIME

#omw to australia as we speak #your cousin is talented that literally looks delicious i would not leave that table if i saw that at a party #my family parties are really funny bc for starters ive only been to one (1) family party on my dad's side #and it wasnt really a party bc it was day time and also it was awkward as all anything #bc it was me and my sister in this random irish village surrounded by strangers who hate our mother lmfao #BUT as much as i slate my immediate extended family (does that even make sense? i just mean my grandparents) on my mum's side #her family's parties are so fucking fun #bc both sides of my family are GINORMOUS like i think my mum worked out i have over 400 cousins total lmfao #but my dad's side are spread out between tipperary and london so it's less intense #whereas my mum's side literally ALL live in my hometown like none of them moved from within the same ten mile radius #it was one of the reasons i hated my hometown so much bc i couldnt do anything without my cousins's friend's plumber's dog telling my mum #but anyway i digress my actual family not including my close relatives are so so lovely #and the parties were hilarious we always had a xmas party at the same pub and it was such a vibe #and i have multiple cousins in my year group (i was had form with one like my cousins are just everywhere) #(he came up to me in year 7 and went 'hi i think im your cousin' and i went 'that checks out' and that was that) #so we'd just spend the whole time on one table bitching about people in our year #this got ranty but yeah <3 family parties are such a specific vibe but i rate it <3 #hope you had fun! sorry i didnt see this ask when u sent it im useless #ask