#whew and paul rudd

[sungbeam]

xnonie present! (i realized i forgot to sign the anon ask but then i realized that u 1000000% know it's me b/c i'm just talking about marvel with a splash of kpop LOLKDSN)

WHEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT ICEMAN I WAS LIKE O_o b/c i never expected him to be so op!! hansol's powers are so cool like he can just DO THAT. for fun?!?! speaking of powers, i'm a biiiit curious! if you could have any marvel power what would it be? :D i think sersi's powers are soooo cool b/c matter manipulation? real op!! so i think that's the one for me, but as far as tech goes i'd go with falcon wings just b/c it's been a dream of mine to fly (even though i'm terrified of heights HAHAH)

MATT IS JUST- he's so fun & cocky & confident in himself. honestly if i was him, a walk of shame would NOT even be a walk of shame b/c i'd NEVER be ashamed of myself if i was THE matt murdock. he & druig are so AUGHHH it hurts. btw, have you seen the ms. marvel show? b/c i need someone to acknowledge the amazingness that is red dagger! he's so loveableeeee

i also like the darker mcu storylines just b/c i feel like w/ everything going on, some angst ought to happen!! the mcu definitely nails the happier, humorous stories but i'm currently LOVING the serious storylines. multiverse of madness felt more like a horror movie i was actually JUMPING in my seat, almost screamed at some parts, & almost had a heart attack ASLFKJF it was definitely an experience, but i'm not sure i'm ready to rewatch it b/c i'll have to prep myself before the watch LOL

u have a favorite movie/show in the franchise?? it's honestly hard, but i love the guardians of the galaxy movies, shang chi is a masterpiece, wandavision's a classic, and ms. marvel was something my family & i liked a lot!!

(p.s. sorry if these are on the longer side, lmao)

XNONIE !!! lol yeah i can def tell when it's u which is a good thing hehe and don't worry if these r on the longer side; i love long asks :') esp when i get to geek out w u >< but i will include a read more tab now for practicality sake :')

OMG THAT QUESTION 😩😩🤌🏻 so many cool options !!!!!! sersi's power is quite op tbh and so r falcon's wings !! i am particularly partial to wanda's chaos magic tho 😅😅 she's so cool and badass, no matter how scary she was in multiverse skcnskdn it was kind of hot but— LMAO ANYWAYS i obviously think all the mutants r super cool as well, and as for the technical things, i really think the ant man suit w the pym particles r suuuuper interesting and cool (dude, paul rudd is such a g like give him the oscar he deserves !!) i also have a love for rocket raccoon so i think his knowledge and skills/usage of projectiles is sick :') and anything w swords is also cool to me @_@

I DID WATCH MISS MARVEL JSJDBSJ AHHH RED DAGGER !! HE WAS SO CUTE >< AND YEAH HE WAS SO COOL AND LOVEABLE AS WELL SCREW THE OTHER GUY BYE 😭😭😭

DID U WATCH MOON KNIGHT?!CUZ THAT SHOW WAS AWESOME AS WELL like all the lore and oscar isaac's dual personality acting ?? the whole concept had me going brrrr like i was so excited for moon knight and i was def not disappointed !!

ur so right, multiverse WAS HORROR but i think it was so well done. it's not ur typical marvel movie, but it was *mind boggling* like chefs kiss i just ,,, whew. it keeps getting better :') AND SECRET WARS IS ALSO CONFIRMED !!!! MAKES ME BITE MY KNUCKLES AND SQUEAL EKFNEKD my family and i r so excited :')

LE GASP I COULD NEVER PICK A FAVORITE wait that's a lie i do have a favorite skcndkd it's capt america civil war 😌✨ i think it was such a good movie tbh like i literally have watched that thing so many times and i never get tired!! i could go on a tangent abt it anytime, any day :') i too loved wandavision and shangchi, like those were both so well done !! i liked the loki series except for the finale tbh 🤕 black panther will forever be a classic cuz i LOVE everett ross and shuri and okoye and CHADWICK 🥲🥲🥲 rest in peace to a literal icon and king wakanda forever </3

below i've included a little treat hehe ^_^

#sungbeam strikes again #xnonie 💥 #youve given me so much happiness lately ty xnonie ❤️❤️

[kurtcore]

sometimes i’ll just remember that im going to uni soon and get filled with nerves and premature homesickness and get really sad . but then i get over it lol

#it just happens in bursts lmao #like that paul rudd gif where he’s at the computer and scrunches his face up and then just goes whew okay #like im rlly moving to a different country. a city i’ve never been to. i don’t know anybody #wtf

[cisphobes]

*watching clueless and is forcibly reminded that im gay*

#young paul rudd ... whew #txt #ALSO Cher's aesthetic 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 some of it bad but her casual w the barrettes ...

[santiagonex]

want a lil cute comedy about two gays tryna foster a child hetero crackhead parents couldn’t take care of? then Ideal Home (2018) might be just for you! a movie about Ant-Man and his dilf partner who literally hate and love each other at the same time providing comedy GOLD for y’all every single scene... A movie that was saved for the last day of pride month? I mean... let’s just use a quote you wouldn’t hear from any straight girl’s mouth – climax achieved!... quirky, fruity, very festive film about struggles and differences between rich gays and poor straights (please let this be the future)... sultry and very goofy, but adorable cast... I mean, the actor of that biological father? I would. anyways, slightly absurd plot, but very expressive and heartwarming in ways that Oscar-nominated “superiors” just aren't. the whole movie is brilliant, you have no idea how brilliant it is. this is probably the purest attempt gay cinematography has made at gay-parents trope... 10/10, I adore it.

#whew... A movie #ideal home #paul rudd #we love a happy ending #ugh #their mind so powerful im not going to able to sleep after this snatch #text

[umikawa]

God I love you bold soo much!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Can you do a Avenger cast! female! reader x Ty Simpkin who is an actress and goes to the Endgame Premiere with him??? merci~

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Idk if this is wanted as a hc or a one-shot but again I might end up doing both and if the reader is in Avengers movies or not but I made it that they aren’t and SoRRy

You’re an actress

You starred in the John Wick movies but died off in the new one

sorry fake spoiler

But oh god Parabellum was a rush

but it hasn’t come out yet

But you know what almost has?

Avengers: Endgame

That’s right

And you know who’s in Endgame?

Your boyfriend

Ty

Just Ty

The way he asked you to go with him was funny

He threw a dress at you and told you to get ready

You started freaking out because you only had an hour to get ready

But you being a mf boss did it in forty-five minutes

But the dress didn’t fit so you had to wear a pantsuit that you didn’t wear to a premiere before

You wore a white pantsuit with a lacy white top under with black heels

Ty was shocked

He bowed down to you cause he’s a weirdo

“You look hot” “Thank you, now get your ass in the car”

You tried really hard to conceal your excitement when you saw Paul Rudd

You’re glad you brought eyedrops cause flashes whew

There was a girl who screamed your name and you waved at her

She was recording

You came over to her and she was freaking out

“Hi!” “Ohmygodyou'retalkingtome” “What’s your name” “R/n”

You like interacting with fans a lot

You have a separate account to post their art and stuff

Ty thinks its really cool and sweet

You think he’s really cool and sweet

He gets interviewed and you’re just standing awkwardly next to him

Then you get brought up

“So we see you aren’t alone tonight. There have been rumors going around that you two are dating wanna share anything?”

Ty dips you and kisses you

You’re blushing real hard

He’s got a little lipstick on his lips now

Someone wolf whistled behind you

Ohmygodit'sRobertDowneyJr

“Hey, kids being bold I like it.”

He patted you two on the shoulder

and you’re still like

Ohmygodit'sRobertDowneyJr

When you catch a break from interviews there’s already a ton of screenshots of what Ty did on Instagram

You like a couple of them

SOMEONE MADE AN EDIT ALREADY

You comment on it and repost it to your story and tag Ty

Your comment: That was fast lol love that, Thank you

Their reply: oh nfiesubrfwhsjsjnz THANKS

it was cute you had to admit

Ty walks up to you with that strut™ while he’s holding up his phone showing the edit

“What’s this?” “An edit of us obviously.”

He kisses you and it’s sweet

Why does he taste like strawberries all the time?

He uses strawberry chapstick

“Alright we get it you guys are in love!”

You separate and,

ohmygodit'sPaulRudd

You squeal on accident

Ty’s jealous but has no reason to be since Paul is 50 and you’re 17

It takes him a second to realize who you are

“OH MY GOD, YOU’RE JOHN WICK’S DAUGHTER!”

You couldn’t contain your laugh

Scarlett Johannson came over and in your mind, you’re like

shit shit shit shit shit

Cause she is a masterpiece and she’s your favorite avenger

sorry if she isn’t

“Hi, I’ve always wanted to meet you!”

You’re freaking out because Scarlett Freaking Johannson has always wanted to meet you

Ty’s just laughing at your expression

You kick his shin

He stops laughing

She hugs you and leaves and you’re just silent

Ty gets a little worried

“Babe? You good?”

You’re silent for a couple more seconds

“BABE I JUST MET MY IDOLS!”

He smiles real big at how happy you are

When you get inside the cinema there’s a lot of people

You’re a little scared because you have to wait for Ty

Someone bumped into you

It was just Ty

The audacity of this bitch

anyways

there’s an after-party for just the actors, people who worked on the film, and their guests

You’re just attached to Ty’s hip at this point

sure. you’ve been to many premieres and after-parties but you have no idea what to do

So now you’re sitting at a table drinking some juice with Lexi and just talking with her

She’s really adorable you gotta admit

She’s singing you a song over the loudness

She’s singing hooked on a feeling

SHE’S SO CUTE AHH

She’s just sitting there in her mothers’ lap singing and shaking her head

Ty’s watching You from afar and he can’t help but grin at your expressions as you’re watching her

He starts thinking about the future

He thinks, no, he Knows you’re the one for him

You always kept him in check

And sure once in a while, you don’t talk to each other for a couple of days but still

You love each other

I got a lil carried away

There will probably be more in the one-shot

But after the party and you guys head home to the apartment

He just kisses you a bunch of times

You don’t know if it’s the outfit or if he’s upset

“I love you.”

He’s upset

“I love you too. Is there something wrong?”

“When I saw you with Lexi, I don’t know, I just started thinking about our future.”

You couldn’t help but kiss him

I’m gonna stop right now.

I’m gonna make this a one-shot sksksk

#ty simpkins #harley keener #harley keener headcanon #ty simpkins headcanon #ty simpkins hc #headcanon #marvel headcanons #avengers headcanons #buckybearsblog headcanons #bbb: headcanons

[hitchell-mope]

(Third movie. The ember incident)

(On the Jolly Roger. Harriet melts out of the shadows. Falls face first on the floor. She gets up. Grabs a fire poker. And immediately starts attacking everything in sight)

Harriet: I HATE THEM. I HATE THEM ALL. I WANT NOTHING MORE THEN TO GRAB THEM AND GRIND THEIR FACES INTO POISONOUS CORAL. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

(CJ has been patiently watching her sisters tirade, while silently judging her, and is now ready to say her piece)

CJ: drink?

Harriet: port if we have it

CJ: coming right up

Harriet: what’ve you been reading. A brine bloated Bronte?

CJ: a sea soaked Shelley actually

Harriet: the light is terrible in here. You should at least read out on the deck if not at the shadow man’s

CJ: you know I could but I don’t want to.

Harriet: fair is fair.

CJ: so. I take it the little convo didn’t work out?

Harriet: that little witch girl got to me before I could slay the dragon

CJ: and how would that have worked out for you? The king has magic. Then there’s her sister. And the genie. And the kid. And the specky little four eyed weirdo. Who all love her for some reason.

Harriet: because they don’t know what she is.

CJ: the daughter of Maleficent

(Harriet gives her a withering look)

CJ: ohhhh the other thing

Harriet: yes the other thing (she takes a swig of port) if they knew. About the both of them. They would never be welcome. Then the kingdom would be Harry’s for the taking

CJ: we have to tell him first

Harriet: if we ever see him again

CJ: they both knew what would happen if they hypnotised the prince. It’s twue wuv after all

Harriet: uuuurrrrgggghhhh! Gimme a Legume any day.

CJ: why?

Harriet: Deaux is 6”5 and built like a cement lavatory. You do the math

CJ: yeah. Still can’t see it.

Harriet: for that I blame Gothel

CJ: in her day mother Gothel was a very handsome woman

Harriet: if you say so. But now she’s old haggard and constantly whinging about a German lettuce.

CJ: I would also like the German lettuce. Gaddammit. Why are all the good women either too old, straight, prefer my brother or hate my guts.

Harriet: because there’s about fifty mothers here, with as many children on this slag heap there’s bound to be hetero’s, they think they can “fix” him even though he doesn’t need fixing and those people are idiots who will one day be felled by our blades

(A dustished but very old man hobbles down to the galley)

CJ: hey uncle Starkey

Starkey: good afternoon girls. Have you see your father today

Harriet: with luck he swallowed his own tongue during the night

Starkey: Harriet

Harriet: fine. I’ll go check on the bastard

(Meanwhile at the arcade. Hades has arrived just as Mal and the others left

Facillier: and where exactly do you think you are going?

Hades (Jesse L Martin): the barrier. Iris. I have a present for her. Whew. That took a lot out of me

Facillier: if you teleported then you’d not be out of breath like a common mortal

Hades: I need to get this to her before she leaves. Engagement present

(He holds up the ember. Facillier blanches and grabs the gods arm)

Facillier: my daughter is in that limo. And I entrusted her safety to the future queen. Do you honestly think I’d let you endanger my daughter because of your frankly horrendously tardy sentiment

Hades: 🎶it can be her old new borrowed and blue🎶

Facillier: it will not recognise her. Either of them. It could kill them both.

Hades: Hadie said that as well.

Facillier: how drunk was the young one

Hades: something about reed root

Facillier: oh yeah. I gave it to him.

Hades: thank you for that by the way. Now he can argue.

Facillier: you’re welcome

Hades: just wait until you kid starts boozing

(Facillier stops smiling)

Hades: ta ta

(He teleports away in electric blue fire waving goodbye as he does so)

Facillier (hurriedly): no nononononono (sighs deeply and looks upwards) I know I did wrong. And I have more then made up for it. But you are testing me. And it is not appreciated. So please. One break. I have surely earned that much?

Tremaine: FACILLIER!

Facillier (under his breath): evidently not (with a fake smile on his face and faux joviality) Lady Tremaine. To what do I owe the pleasure

Tremaine: is it back yet.

Facillier: who

Tremaine: the flesh mass I pulled out of my daughter 13 years ago

Facillier (looking and sounding rightly horrified): you mean Dizzy

Tremaine: is that it’s name? Huh. I thought we left it unnamed

Facillier: of course. Wouldn’t want to give her the illusion that you care about her would you?

Tremaine: see. You get it.

(Facillier groans inwardly)

Tremaine: so. Where is she. Is she back yet. The salon needs cleaning.

Facillier: she is in Auradon. Where she has been for a year.

Tremaine: I assumed that folly would have fallen through ages ago

Facillier: in case you haven’t noticed there is a distinct lack of unhappy starving neglected and abused children milling about.

Tremaine: I know it’s sickening isn’t it.

Facillier: not really no. There’s only so much hades and myself can do. It’s good that they’re getting out of here. We deserve it.

Tremaine: I don’t believe I deserve this fate

Facillier: and that is exactly why you do. Anyway. Haven’t you got a grandson you torture?

Tremaine: Anastasia took Anthony away. Eight years ago. As far as I know he’s in flagrante with that Hadie person

Facillier: good for him.

Tremaine: people like him should be strung up. You can clean my salon. Won’t that be nice. Your people made a name for themselves working for my kind after all

Facillier: in a single breath you have displayed homophobia and racism. So no. Clean up your own mess you privileged bitch

(He teleports her away)

Vision!Celia: she has such a bad attitude

Facillier: it’s the privilege. Ruins people.

V!Celia: you raised Celia right. Well. Right as you could given circumstances

Facillier: now she’s safe

(From outside there’s a screeching noise)

Facillier: I spoke too soon

(In the limo)

Mal: don’t tell me you brought it with you?

Evie: of course I did

Ben: brought what?

Mal: my dear little sister is belabouring under the impression that she’s my wedding planner. Ben and I have been engaged to less than a day.

Evie: your point being?

Mal: my point being is. How long have you been working on this? Since cotillion?

Evie: no not cotillion. Coronation

Mal: my mistake. Gissa look then

Evie: no! With any luck you won’t have to until the final product

Mal: ahahaha. No. Give it here.

Evie: but Ben

Mal (pitting up a hand to silence her sister): Ben dear. Would you like to know what our wedding is going to look like?

Ben: yes please

Evie (sighing): fine

(She hands the binder to her sister who starts perusing it with Ben)

Mal: let’s see now.

Ben: oh dear oh dear dear dear dear dear

Evie: what now?

Mal: white dress? Really?

Evie: what’s wrong with white? It’s classic traditional pure innocent virg...(sees the “bitch please look at who you’re talking to” expressions bal are giving her and how much Mal is pressed up against Ben’s chest) ok I see where I went wrong. So what do you suggest.

Ben: purple green and black for Mal’s side

Mal: blue and yellow for Ben’s side

Evie: but the dresses

Mal: I have some ideas. Tell me Ben. What’s your favourite dress of mine.

Ben: uhhhh. Hmmmmm. The dress you had at cotillion after you turned into a dragon

Mal: great. We use that one then.

Evie: what about the feathers?

Mal: I’m not that fond of feathers.

Evie: yeah yeah yeah. Everyone’s aware of your stance on doves. What about swans.

Mal: love her. Should’ve killed Regina though. And her daughter in law is more my speed

Ben: so is the son. Well. The season seven one

Mal: why do you think I opened with daughter in law

Evie: how did this turn into a rundown of your collective fictional crushes.

Mal: would you rather we talk about Paul Rudd. Or Mark Ruffalo? Whichever you prefer is fine with us

Evie (going red in the face and squirming in her seat): ummmm.

Mal: I’m kidding sis. Swans are fine. But dye them black blue purple yellow and green. Mkay?

Evie: yeah fine whatever

Doug: JESUS CHRIST!!!!

(Everyone follows his gaze to the back window. A women is running to the archway sending others into a panic. She’s got a glowing jewel in her hand)

Doug: who is that

Vks (except Celia): I don’t know

Celia: it’s hades

Jay: what.

Celia: gods don’t have a fixed form Jay

Mal: c’mon

(They all get out of the limo. Except Celia who’s caught by Mal and given to Carlos who puts her back in the limo)

Celia: what the hell are you doing let me help

Mal: sorry kid. Your dad told me to look after you. And to do that you can’t be here. Carlos can you take her back to the school?

Carlos: sure thing

(He gets into the drivers seat and tears away leaving the others to face the god)

Mal: what do we do.

Evie: oh I think you know

Mal: oh. Heh heh. Right

(Her eyes glow bright emerald gree. Purple smoke surrounds her. When it clears she’s a dragon)

Jay: I’ll cover Mal. Ben and Evie you two go either side. Doug. Call the guys at home. Tell them to stop filming

Doug: why would they still be. Oh ok I heard it as I said. I’ll calm them

(In Auradon Carlos has just burst out of the limo)

Carlos: gran you gotta come with me right now. Gramma could you please take Celia and make sure she doesn’t off?

Elsa: what’s wrong?

Belle: why would Celia run off?

Celia: Hades is trying to escape the barrier.

Carlos: I didn’t want to tell them just yet kid

Celia: well it’s the truth

Belle: why is he trying to escape the barrier

Chad: who’s escaping the barrier

Celia: Don’t you have a girlfriend to disappoint

Chad: she’s at the bar

Celia: then go

Chad: I’d rather stay here

Carlos: FUCK OFF CHAD

Chad: well then

Belle: chad please

Chad: oh my god HAHAHAHA SHE GONNA DIE HAHAHAHAHA

(They all look towards the jumbo screen)

Carlos: oh this is not good

(At the barrier hades is being force choked by Ben, Jay and Evie which is making him flit between all four forms. The ember is blasting Mal in the heart. She’s screaming. Doug’s putting gloves on in case it goes south. It does. Mal manages to fly above the ember blast. Hades accidentally drops it. Once it hits the ground it’s blast concentrates on Ben, Jay and Evie. Mal turns back into a human too weak to maintain dragon form and falls. Doug catches her)

(In Auradon Chad’s still laughing)

Chad: look at your freak of a queen now people. So pathetic she can’t beat a god. One who crossdresses apparently

Leah (hobbling up to them): he is right. That girl will spell destruction for us all

Belle: why are you here Leah?

Elsa: more to the point. Why are you still alive

Audrey (rushing to them): I’m so sorry. I invited her so she can apologise to Mal and oh my god what’s happening

Celia: a god, who FYI is more powerful then a genie, dark fairy, sorceress and hybrid combined numbnuts, is trying to escape the barrier

Audrey: are they ok

Chad: who cares

Carlos, Celia, Belle, Elsa and Audrey: we care

Leah: I agree with chad. Perhaps if she dies my granddaughter can retain her rightful place on the throne then our plans will not have been for naught

Audrey: you know what Grammy? Why don’t you just piss of back to Auroria. Because you are not wanted here. Queen Elsa could you do the honours? Please?

Elsa: it would be my pleasure

(She teleports Leah away in a flurry of snow)

Carlos: where’d Celia go?

(In te gym Celia melts out from the shadow just in time to see dizzy and the twins cheering at Lonnie beating Gil in a sparring match)

Celia: what the hell are you doing. (Pointing to Gil) your brother (pointing to Dizzy) your mother (pointing to Lonnie) and the object of your lust are being targeted by an escaping god.

Lonnie: wait what? How did you I

Celia: I can read people alright. It’s not a. It’s not a good thing. Especially on the island. Anyway. Hades. Escaping. Friends. In trouble. Dizz’s asshole cousin. Running his mouth. Help. Or not

Gil: help. No question. We help however we can.

Celia: good. You two do something about the stench. Dizzy the twins and I will go back outside come on guys

(She melts back into shadow along with the others. At the barrier Doug has set Mal on the ground and turned his attention to hades)

Doug: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

Hades (Sebastian Stan): it won’t stop until it’s back inside the barrier

Doug: argh I hate adults.

(He rubs part Jay and kicks the ember back inside. The momentum of the jewel hits hades square in the forehead and sends him somesaulting backwards. Ben, Jay and Evie collapse on the ground)

Hades (on the verge of tears): I’m so sorry my darlings

(Mal, eyes ablaze with fury, sends thorn vines in his direction. Hades teleports away in blue fire and the vines disintegrate when they hit the barrier. Then Mal collapses again)

Doug (going to each of them in turn): is everyone alright? I’m just gonna roll you over in your sides so you don’t swallow your tongues.

Evie (pulling him into a hug): you saved us

Doug: well my family was in trouble. It’s what we do for each other. Why would that-stone-thing-attack you guys

Mal (breathing heavily): I uh I don’t I dun kn

Ben (rushing to her side): it’s ok. It’s ok. It’s all over

Evie (scoffing): for all you know. It’s hades. He mortalised his nephew because he was jealous.

Doug: that was a bastardisation. Zeus is really the dickhead. It’s not Hades who literally swans about look for human women to prey upon

Jay: you know all this how?

Doug: I read.

Jay: such as?

Doug: tumblr. Mostly. When you manage to find your own niche away from drama you it’s very informative.

Ben: but you’re technologically illiterate.

Doug: I was not so much but that Evie and Carlos helped oh dear

(Mal’s retched and thrown up on the ground)

Mal: that was awful. It was tearing my magic out of me. It felt like last year.

Evie: I felt it too. Like a price of my soul was being ripped out

Jay: we need to get back to the school.

Doug: none of you are in any position to teleport yourselves or me. I’ll call Carlos and ask him to bring the car (he rifles around in his pockets) fucking fuckity fuck fuck shitting hell

Mal: what’s wrong.

Doug: I put my phone on the seat next to me. In the limo.

Jay: so we’re fucked?

Doug: basically yeah

Celia (in the limo): not completely

Ben: what the heck?

Celia: you really should swear more

Mal: what are you doing Celia?

Celia: I’ve come to help. Unless you want to be exposed to the elements

Jay: no thanks

Celia: then get in.

(The teens, with Ben caring Mal bridal style, all pile in the limo and drive off. None of them see the two eels watching them from the water. This is when “wicked always wins” happens)

#disney descendants #zendaya!mal

[fleetwoodsushi]

Paul Rudd really is so fit isn’t he whew

[ms-m-astrologer]

Transiting Sun enters Aries

March 20 - April 19, 2018

Aries: my need to be independent and develop self-awareness. (Bloch and George, Astrology for Yourself)

Solar transits, according to the experts: Bernadette Brady: “A reassessment of personal identity.”

Steven  Forrest: “The ego itself confronts the world - or vice versa.”

The Sun is exalted in the sign Aries. As astrologer Isabel Hickey explains:

Aries initiates activity. It is the impulse to be - the divine spark in each of us coming into matter. Wherever Aries is placed in the chart is where we begin to operate; where we plunge into activity and this energy has all the power of the solar ego behind it. In nature lies the secret of life. The Sun force that pulls the sap up in the trees and the plants in the spring is the force that starts new energy flowing. There are two pulls operating all through nature. The Sun force pulling everything upward and the Saturn force pulling the roots downward, centering them in the earth. The Aries person rushes into activity propelled by the will and the desire to achieve a sense of livingness. (Astrology A Cosmic Science, 1992 printing, pp 46-47)

The Sun’s exaltation in Aries is the “source” of the self-centeredness and self-assertion of the sign. Aries is the manifestation of the individual, after all, out of the all-encompassing Piscean ocean. For a real sense of the sheer joyous exuberance of Aries, read “Song of Myself” by US poet Walt Whitman. (He was a Gemini - with an Aries Ascendant, Mars/Aries/1st, and North Node/Aries/1st. Whew.)

It’s one thing to assert ourselves as individuals - every toddler does this on an hourly basis. What if we want to get past toddlerhood, though? All the best heroes are tested, repeatedly, as part of their growth process. And this year’s solar jaunt through Aries will present us with two different kinds of tests: against authorities, and against ourselves. Steven Forrest refers to Aries as “a stress magnet,” because the Ram needs these challenges in order to strengthen its courage and, hence, defend its right to being an individual. Here, we fight. In his excellent primer The Inner Sky, Forrest writes:

Choice lies only in selecting the form the stress takes. It may be the meaningful stress of personal growth, of challenges accepted and mountains conquered. Or it may be an endless parade of empty, pointless hassles, largely brought about by Aries’ own boredom, touchiness and frustration. (The Inner Sky, 2012 printing, p 45)

How will we know if we’re getting Sun/Aries right? Forrest writes about “fighting the wrong war” - of directing all that Aries fierceness (which must be given vent) at “extraneous targets” which may or may not be related to the real issue. His example snarl - “Why do you insist on wearing that damned yellow shirt?” - is easily amended to whatever situations we find ourselves in.

Remember also that Aries is a fire sign and likes to be doing things. Its competitive spirit makes it an eager, enthusiastic athlete. Any kind of physical exercise is a great way to blow off some Sun/Aries steam.

Celebrities with Sun in Aries: Charles Baudelaire, Rene Descartes, Alec Baldwin, Steven Tyler, Diana Ross, Charlie Hunnam, Giacomo Casanova, Eric Clapton, Bette Davis, David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Norah Jones, Selena, Maya Angelou, Claire Danes, Ashley Judd, Christopher Walken, Warren Beatty, Mandy Moore, Ravi Shankar, Joan Crawford, Paul Rudd, David Tennant, Jessica Chastain, Aretha Franklin

Saturday, March 24, Mars/Capricorn square Sun/Aries, 3:57; Sunday, March 25, Ceres/Leo trine Sun/Aries, 4:52

This is one of those “interesting” weekends in which The Cosmos is conspiring to challenge us right away. It isn’t merely a Sun-Mars square, with all the aggressive self-assertion that the combination implies; it’s also a First Quarter Moon, with Moon/Cancer EXACTLY opposing that Mars and squaring that Sun. Yikes. All three planets are well-placed by sign, too. It’s a particularly volatile situation, fraught with touchy, belligerent self-doubt. The trine from Ceres/Leo is a blessing, a strong reminder of “when they go low, we go high.” There’s a tremendous amount of impatience, too; we need to “fill in” this cardinal t-square by adding the Libra virtues  of diplomacy, tact, and balance. (The lunation chart blog post will be lengthy.)

Square: Planets/Points affected lie between 2:57 and 4:57 of the cardinal signs Aries*, Cancer*, Libra*, and Capricorn*; and between 17:57 and 19:57 of the fixed signs Taurus*, Leo*, Scorpio*, and Aquarius*.

Trine: Planets/Points affected lie between 3:52 and 5:52 of the yang signs Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, and Aquarius.

Thursday, March 29, Saturn/Capricorn square Sun/Aries, 8:50

Another challenge from another well-placed planet. In Astrology A Cosmic Science, Isabel Hickey begins her delineation of this square (in a natal chart) with, “This is an aspect of egocentered selfishness and stinginess that needs redeeming. A negative attitude toward the world has to be overcome.” It’s a First-Quarter type of square, so we’re eager to take action to establish our own autonomy and our right to exist. And this being the case, all four of the Saturn/Capricorn bullet points may be involved - cultivating self-reliance and self-validation; taking the longer term view; facing reality; passing the tests of power.

Planets/Points affected lie between 7:50 and 9:50 of the cardinal signs Aries*, Cancer*, Libra*, and Capricorn*; and between 22:50 and 24:50 of the fixed signs Taurus*, Leo*, Scorpio*, and Aquarius*.

Sunday, April 1, Mercury Rx/Aries conjunct Sun/Aries, 11:57; North Node/Leo trine Sun/Aries, 12:05; South Node/Aquarius sextile Sun/Aries, 12:05

This is the Inferior Conjunction between the Sun and Mercury, and will be blogged about separately. From the strictly solar point of view, we could be in a good position to find our own authentic voices.

Tuesday, April 10, Pluto/Capricorn square Sun/Aries, 21:15

This is another First-Quarter type of square. We’re probably compensating, through it, for “a deeply-rooted inferiority complex,” in Isabel’s words; we’re “arrogant and ruthless” in our attempts to camouflage our (perceived) essential, intrinsic mediocrity. Remember the caution about fighting the wrong war? We need to be very careful to avoid confusing self-worth with dominance over others.

Planets/Points affected lie between 20:15 and 22:15 of the cardinal signs Aries*, Cancer*, Libra*, and Capricorn*; and between 5:15 and 7:15 of the mutable signs Gemini*, Virgo*, Sagittarius*, and Pisces*.

Thursday, April 13, Eris/Aries conjunct Sun/Aries, 23:25

Our personal identity fuses with that of Eris, the exiled outsider, behaving like a really pissed-off and malevolent Uranus. We could spend this day aggressively and abrasively insisting on our right to be perfect assholes. Or, we could choose to “wage the right war” utilizing Eris’s positive expression. Astrologer Sue Kientz (in More Plutos) wrote that “Eris at its best shows concern for equality, desire to improve the community, and an abiding interest in Others.”

Planets/Points affected lie between 22:25 and 24:25 of all signs.

Wednesday, April 18, Uranus/Aries conjunct Sun/Aries, 28:29

This conjunction occurs a few days after the 2018 Aries New Moon. The very summation and apotheosis of true Aries individuality, isn’t it? If we’ve done our best to “fight the right battles,” this could manifest on an individual basis as a bit of a “victory lap” situation. (I said “fight,” not “win” - efforts count.) There’s an element of innovation with this conjunction, too; as a result of our efforts we could gain some startling new insight about ourselves, our lives, and/or The Cosmos.

Planets/Points affected lie between 27:29 and 29:29 of all signs.

#Astrology #Transiting Sun enters Aries #Ms M astrologer

[sheerioswifties]

1, 37, 55

Okay this is from a lil bit ago, sorry it took me a min to get to it! Thanks so much for the ask, you know I love it. Here we go:

1: Selfie- Okay that’s one I can’t do, I don’t have any pics on this device plus other reasons. I’m mysterious like that, Mwahahaaaaa

37: Favorite actor/actress- Okay, prepare for a really freaking big list bc I can’t narrow it down; so: Saoirse Ronan, Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, Michael Fassbender, Lana Parilla, Amy Poehler, Hayley Atwell, Carrie Brownstein, Anna Kendrick, Zoe Saldana, Jeremy Renner, Paul Bettany, Gal Gadot, Emily Blunt, Meryl Streep, Idris Elba, Chris Pine, Noomi Rapace, Margot Robbie, Blake Lively, Tom Hiddleston, Fred Armisen, Chris Hemsworth, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Colin O'Donoghue, Torrance Coombs, Simon Pegg, Matt Damon, Chris O'Dowd, Adelaide Kane, Benedict Cumberbatch, Kristen Wiig, Leonardo DiCaprio, Steve Carell, Lee Pace, Lily James, Martin Freeman, Scarlett Johansson, Elizabeth Olsen, Amanda Seyfried, Emilie de Ravin, Elizabeth Banks, Stanley Tucci, James Roday, Paul Rudd….AND SO MANY MORE lol. I love movies and TV!

55: Tumblr Friends- I’m not sure how this one’s supposed to be answered, but like, yeah I’ve made some awesome friends on here and you know who you are!!! 😉💛💛💛

Whew! Okay! Thanks again so much for the ask! ❤ ❤

[ramajmedia]

Halloween Kills Casts Anthony Michael Hall As Tommy Doyle

Halloween Kills, a 2020 sequel to 2018's Halloween reboot, casts Anthony Michael Hall as an adult Tommy Doyle, a role previously played by Paul Rudd. It's been a long, crazy road for the Halloween franchise, as the venerable horror property heads into its twelfth and thirteenth installments. Few would argue that any of the follow-ups have come close to director John Carpenter's original 1978 masterpiece, but regardless, horror devotees worldwide still love to see Michael Myers return to slash more and more victims.

For a quick refresher, Halloween (1978) was followed by a direct sequel in 1981, then an extremely weird Myers-less spinoff in 1982. The iconic villain returned for three connected sequels in 1988, 1989, and 1995, before the franchise was rebooted for the first time with 1998's Halloween H20. This also saw the return of Jamie Lee Curtis' Laurie Strode, after she was killed offscreen prior to Halloween 4. H20 got a sequel in 2002 that saw Laurie killed onscreen, followed by a divisive Rob Zombie-directed remake in 2007, which got its own sequel in 2009. Whew.

Related: Halloween 2018's "Laurie Myers" Retcon Was Its Smartest Move

Last year of course brought fans Halloween (2018), directed by David Gordon Green, and again featuring the return of Curtis' Strode. Carpenter also returned as producer and composer. Halloween (2018) was a direct sequel to the 1978 movie only, and ignored all the other entries. Recently, Blumhouse announced that the story would continue with 2020's Halloween Kills and 2021's Halloween Ends. Now, Variety reports that former Brat Pack member Anthony Michael Hall has been cast as Tommy Doyle, who Laurie famously babysat in the original film.

Halloween fans will recall that this isn't the first time Tommy Doyle has returned as a grown-up, the first being in 1995's Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers. The character was played by Paul Rudd around the time his Clueless role first propelled his Hollywood career upward. Rudd has of course gone on to reinvent himself as a comedic performer in films like Anchorman and Knocked Up, and of course play Ant-Man in the MCU. For his part, Hall has kept busy since his days in 1980s hits like The Breakfast Club and Weird Science, including playing the lead in USA's long-running series The Dead Zone, as well as appearances in films like The Dark Knight and shows like Agents of SHIELD.

While some had hoped that Tommy's previously rumored return to the franchise would lead to Rudd coming back, that really wouldn't have made any sense, since Halloween 6 didn't happen in the current continuity. Plus, and no offense meant to Hall, who certainly isn't aging poorly in his own right, but Rudd's notoriously youthful appearance means he really wouldn't look much older than he did in 1995. It remains to be seen how Tommy Doyle will factor into the story of Halloween Kills, but one wonders if he'll meet the business end of Michael's kitchen knife.

More: Every Upcoming Horror Movie Franchise Reboot

Source: Variety

source https://screenrant.com/halloween-kills-anthony-michael-hall-tommy-doyle-cast/

#screenrant

[hairofthedogcast]

NO FORTNITE. NO HALO. NO PROBLEM?

Whew! You know, we always thought summer was supposed to be a chill, happy time of the year.  A time to lie back, crack open a tasty brew and enjoy the calm before the super-craziness of the fall.  But these are strange times indeed and the world of video games has been rocked by a big bunch o' bombshell headlines this past week! 

Apple and Google have yanked Fortnite from their app stores--and Epic Games has filed a potentially industry-changing lawsuit in turn.  But is Epic doing the right thing and should we care?  It's a real "David and Goliath" story of how one "tiny" multi-billion dollar company is trying to go after the trillion dollar "big guys".  Strap in kids, it's a real whopper of a tale and The Dogcast is here to talk all about it.  Oh, and did we mention Microsoft delayed Halo: Infinite indefinitely?  Yeah, that happened.  And that's not even all that happened!

And on top of THAT, we are excited to be joined this week by not one, but TWO of our favorite guest-hosts in the whole Dogcast world: Executive producers Allyson Smith and Kate Kante!  And we go places.

Also on this episode:

- Hear the musings of the last person on earth (Tom) to finally watch all the movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

- Wes Anderson's Bioshock 4?!

- Okami gets revisited.

- Someone may have played over 1800 hours of The Sims. 

- The quintessence of Paul Rudd.

- Street Fighter loses a producer.

- Serial Killers vs. Crimes of Passion.  The debate rages on.

- Tsushima is the Ghostest with the Mostest.

And much more!

Feel free to shout at us!  You can contact the Dogcast here:

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Check out this episode!

#Hair of the Dogcast #video games #beer #podcast #hair #of the #dogcast #comedy #Josh Mueller #Tom Wegner #retro gaming

[vinylexams]

Whew, talk about another 90s time warp. Apologies to my parents and sister who had to hear this absolute banger of a soundtrack every day for what probably felt like a lifetime. This album and movie had everything... Super hottie @aliciasilverstone, Stacey Dash before we knew she was crazy, @radiohead @countingcrows @lusciousjackson Cracker, @coolio, @bosstonesofficial, and Paul Rudd being cool AF. I will be honest and say I bought this specifically for the Squirmel remix of Luscious Jackson - Here because that track fucking slays. Anyway, pls enjoy this for whatever it is worth. AS IF. #Clueless #aliciasilverstone #brittanymurphy #radiohead #countingcrows #coolio #lusciousjackson #mightymightybosstones #soundtrack #soundtracks #grado #rega #vinyl #vinyladdict #vinyljunkie #onmyturntable #nowspinning #nowplaying #vinyligclub #vinyllovers #vinylclub #vinylrecords #vinylcollectionpost #lp #records #vinylexams (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/Brd5HLSgAW0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10khjvuszybac

#clueless #aliciasilverstone #brittanymurphy #radiohead #countingcrows #coolio #lusciousjackson #mightymightybosstones #soundtrack #soundtracks #grado #rega #vinyl #vinyladdict #vinyljunkie #onmyturntable #nowspinning #nowplaying #vinyligclub #vinyllovers #vinylclub #vinylrecords #vinylcollectionpost #lp #records #vinylexams

[santiagonex]

listen up bottoms, I just realized this year was really kind to me when it comes to gay themed mlm movies that got released/I’ve watched in 2018 so let me make a quick little sum up of the ones I enjoyed...

120 BPM – sad but touching, saw the movie in a cinema full of het couples so that eased the fear of something bad happening as the worst possible scenario already happened with the straights making out RIGHT in front of my eyes... cute little 7/10

Alex Strangelove – I didn’t know what to expect when first watching the movie, but I enjoyed how casual it all was, the story just flowed with some offensive jokes here and there and with some cringe moments here and there but at the end of the day, these kind of movies are relaxing to watch and I didn’t regret seeing it, but it still could have been done better in my opinion 6/10

Call Me By Your Name – this one sparked a cute little controversy by people who should probably get out more often, but anyways brilliant Oscar-nominated masterpiece... the scenery... the acting performances... the dad’s speech at the end that made me come out to my parents... well it will always be a special movie to me at least... 10/10

God's Own Country – when I watched this for the first time, I was a little disappointed given how many people were praising it and I just didn’t enjoy it that much, the scenes and the story were amazing and that one gay resembles Matthew Daddario a little so... WHEW... but still there’s something missing for me, amazing movie tho 8/10

Ideal Home – this was so unexpected but honestly Paul Rudd in a gay movie? iconic confirmed... heart-warming cute little comedy slash other genres... I genuinely enjoyed it for what it is + happy ending... 6/10

Jonas – this one in particular has something special that made me finish it despite knowing something bad had happened right off the bat... two intertwined storylines coming together, stunning camera work... but if you don’t want to be crushed by the end of the movie, please don’t watch 5/10

Just Friends – this one is a fucking gem... such an amazing gay rom-com I still can’t believe it’s just a television movie... the gays have chemistry, the storyline is amazing and upbeat... if you want to watch a cute happy movie, definitely go for this 10/10

Love, Simon – that was a classic, that was a classic.gif... despite some imperfections, we finally got our gay commercially successful high school rom-com movie and for that alone it deserves 10/10

Mario – the whole concept of two football players in the same team falling for each other is a complete SNATCH and something I’d want to read on AO3 but the execution alone wasn’t really IT in my opinion... there was chemistry but the whole gloomy vibe wasn’t something I expected... I guess 6/10

My Best Friend – I don’t want to spoil since the movie is still in a limited release so all I can say is that this movie will make you dive deep into nostalgia, it’s about something most of us gay youth had experienced at least once, astounding scenery and chemistry... 10/10 

Saturday Church – enjoyable movie, I was happy to see Indya and Mj in it, the songs were.... not IT, but the movie has a heart and you can really feel the love despite some technical... issues + it’s the most diverse gay movie of this year so far 7/10

Sodom – well... took me like 20 minutes to realize the whole movie will include only two actors... and it’s something different... but it just didn’t do anything for me but at least it had that king from Chrolli ship... 4/10

watched but eh: Postcards from London, M/M released/plan to watch: A Moment in the Reeds, Grimsey, Hooked, Paper Boys, Riot, Sorry Angel, The Happy Prince, The Revival yet to be released: Boy Erased

#gay rec #gay movies #made this a cute lil directory yall can use when wantin to watch some ghey movie from 2018 #lgbt #i need to watch sorry angel already its the only one out of the bunch that looks really budgeted nnnn #text