#which is even better

[callmegaith]

I have a special dislike for people who are like "OMGGG WHAT A BEAR" and it's the most Twinkiest guy I ever seen or like "DILF 😍😍" and he is not actually a middle aged daddy

Bruh 😭 stop using those words if u don't know what they mean its like the word "Himbo"

IF HES NOT BIG, STUPID, AND KIND THEN HES NOT A HIMBO

Y'all just throwing words around these days is2g 😭

#shitposts #before ppl come @ me and say #“u call Dale a DILF and hes not a dad” #yes he is #he is a cat dad #which is even better #so 😌 #hes also daddy af 👁️👅👁️

[shadowslocked]

Ya know what’s a missed opportunity if the drama around arresting/accusing Q!Bad is dropped?

Forever taking him on a “date” to get information and/or convince him to give back the furniture from the past. He should pull a uno reverse and it should be just as fruitless

#qsmp #4halo #I enjoy suffering what can I say #and it would add to the rumors #which is even better

[b0tsbby]

We need to draw Knives with glasses and eyebags more often PLEASSE I can’t do everything myself y’all

#He’s so bad #Not like evil #I mean he’s a bad bitch #okay and he’s also evil #which is even better #millions knives #nai trigun #trigun stampede

[visceral-viscera]

lae'zel i love you your my best friend

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #im sorry im not ur bf this run but dont worry next run ill be your gf #which is even better

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

i really thought mikey was gonna wear the vinegar shirt to match frank’s piss shirt but no gerard did

#which is even better #those are some best ducking friends right there #overly specific mcr memes #my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way #frank iero

[batwynn]

Marge ‘I just think they’re neat’ .jpg

#sticker club #pigeon #cat #I don’t know I have emotions over cute animals okay #plus they’re both committing cute animal crimes #which is even better

[kickassfu]

Writing is like petting a cat the more desperately you want to do it the less likely it is to happen

ohhhhh is that why i never write????? makes so much sense

#anon #ask answered #like ajshsdf #thanks anon #this made me laugh #also someone on the poll clicked on the idc #and i'm laughing my ass off #same random person #idc either #the person that clicked on the shut up tho was me #so yall dont have to feel bad xD #i think more than one person clicked on the idc actually #which is even better #love it #keep at it

[baekuras]

anyhow how the fuck did I miss Kiyan’s tag on AO3 getting over 100 now? Good fucking work team thank you

#txts #surprisingly this isnt a case of #most fics are just him as a side character as far as i can remember #which I honestly wouldnt expect normally but I have been lurking around here long enough to actually expect him to at LEAST have a decently #big enough role when he's involved #i can think of maybe a handful of fics where he rly is 'just' a side character #but it's def not most or even near that #which is even better #the witcher #kiyan #i kinda wish I knew how many chapters and how many words all these together are tbh #bc while most are oneshots or a few chapters #some have many many in them #also idk if shadowys is still up (i dont think so i think it got deleted in november) but to me mentally it's still there #i mean future plans were made so EVENTUALLY it'll return in another form #so to me this is 104 fics at least v-v #anyhow again-thank all you writers for your service #i have....not been reading a lot of the newer ones #YET #because reading takes energy which urgh why #but I do wanna...so....eventually...i will return #i know the unbury crew has written some more as well which i also havent caught up with #which is how you know it's 'bad' #my brain has been overtaken with other shows this year but we are getting back so dw just give it some more time and essays on how much i #love whatever has been written will return v-v

[anadorablekiwi]

Okay okay okay I’m actually going to bed now thanks hoyoverse how am i supposed to calm down after THAT

#kiwi rambles #kiwi talks genshin #i gotta say #the fact thst I’m pretty sure there were NO leaks about this video is amazing to me #and if there were i saw none #which is even better #i wonder how much control hoyo actually has over leaks #cuz if they have this much control over all leaks can they like. do this for everything minus character banners #i dont WANT to see the dendro archon before she’s officially released #i dont WANT to see unreleased characters yet #this is my FIRST new nation i dont want to see every leak known to mankind

[tedthetalk]

Obviously sabaton actually makes good music or I wouldn’t be listening to them so much, but tbh even if I didn’t I would have to recommend them solely for pulling off the impressive task of making (many, many) songs about ww2 while not being nazis

#in fact a good chunk of their songs are about murdering nazis #which is even better #constellations

[ynde]

This made me laugh, so I thought I'd share

#this would have been funny even if it were a spoof account #but apparently it is official #which is even better

[wackylittlegal]

where’s that post about not having phones in your dreams because last night, i had a dream i was playing music on my laptop. which isn’t a phone, obviously, but after writing fanfiction on my laptop for the past month, it finally wormed it’s way into my dreams

#and it was a real song that i listen to frequently #which is even better #fanfiction #wackylittlegal

[voxiiferous]

Price of the Voice of the People

Vox isn’t an exception to the stereotype of gay people who read classic novels— well, he wasn’t. He’s not really read much in the last few decades, but it was certainly part of his Fall.

When he chose to change his name, while it’s not ‘Vincent Price’, it didn’t make a spectacularly large leap either. Vox, aside from being Latin, is most recognizable in the phrase “Vox populi”— the voice of the people, the majority. It seemed fitting with a head of the medium that helped unite America. It kept his initials the same too, which meant that whether or not he’s chosen a last name, it still feels like him.

But down here, he controls the media. Sell your soul to rise in the corporate ladder, work to consume the mindless media, it’s not like there’s a majority in the same way. Everybody pays for it, most people just decide it’s a price worth paying. Vox offers something familiar, urban, unlike some who see it become a lawless, chaotic place.

He had wanted, no, needed separation from his own name. A fresh start— also, he’d long since gotten sick of all the comparisons and references to the other Vincent Price. The Hollywood one, in the movies Vox had once dreamed of being part of. Vincent Price, TV host, was murdered in his own game show set with his own cords, by a rival and his producer. And then left forgotten in the annals of New York newspapers, as the other one eclipsed all mention of him. Vox had the chance to be something new altogether.

#*personnel file (hc) #Thanks to #unworthyheirs #who said the title ages ago when I told her about the names #it’s just taken a while to write up the actual hc! #also I HAD to mention the real Vincent Price! #so many people have noticed that Vox shares his name #And their careers started at about the same time #which is even better #Tw: death #tw: murder

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[fartyahtzee]

keep getting this ad on Tumblr and while I'm not insecure about my height I do kinda want a pair just so I can confuse the fuck out of my boyfriend when I'm suddenly a couple of inches taller than him

#we're both 5'10 #it might be just small enough for him to notice something's up but not quite know what #which is even better

[pinkgibbon]

anton chigurh goes to stardew valley

#every1 in the notes asking me why I made this 🙄 art isn’t about why! it’s about why not! why don’t you marry safe art if you love it so much #i got a better shirt for him eventually but i dont have a pic of it #roleplaying as him was the only way i was finally able to bring myself to do joja route #no country for old men #stardew valley #i like to think of him as being magically stuck there for an indeterminate amount of time and trying to survive w/o murdering the whole tow #anton chigurh #marnie stardew valley #i better not see ANY marnie slander!!! #how do u tag them #stardew valley marnie #sdv marnie #morris stardew valley #sdv morris #stardew valley morris #i was not gonna romance anyone obviously but i really enjoyed drawing that pic of him w morris so i got the marry morris mod and it is so #goddamn funny. just the idea of. anton chigurh x morris. me and friends r having the time of our life with it. i even made fanart. #which i may post later if i feel like it #my art #fanart #ncfom