#which is uh

[altschmerzes]

ted lasso fandom stop posting things labeled as gen fic with both & and / tags listed for the same relationship leaving me wondering if i want to open the box of schrodinger’s gen fic and get shipping jumpscared today or not challenge

#gav gab #all fandoms do this but boy this one is bad about it eh #if im wondering if the fic you posted and labelled a gen fic #is a ship fic or not #something went very wrong with your tagging #while im at it ‘pre-relationship’ or ‘if you squint’ or ‘hints of x/y’ tags are just #functionally completely useless #because ive seen them regularly used to mean anything from like #‘these characters are worried about each other or possibly make physical contact at all’ #to ‘the pov character is actively pining for the other person in a direct way’ #and those are wildly different things #please say what you mean :’) #tbt the time i was reading a fic that was completely tagged as gen and with & tags #and a ‘hints of possible future x/y’ on it which given it was an h/c fic is like #are we referring to Care and Comforting Someone When They’re Hurt as hinting at a possible future romance? #bc often yes that’s the case! #in this case it was literally the pov character at the most situationally inappropriate moment fantasizing about a sex act w the other one #which is uh #call me a bitchy stick in the mud aro if you want but #that’s not covered by ‘hints of possible future’ if you ask me that’s pretty damn direct #stop putting it in the damn gen tag #it’s already hard enough to find gen fic without all the ‘actually ship fic but nobody fucks so people think somehow that makes it gen’ #shit that gets in there #at least it’s not the spn fandom out here tagging things like ‘gencest’ which truly proves that nobody in that fandom #can be normal about platonic relationships #like what the fuck are you talking about actually

[colorisbyshe]

the historical revisionism in that poll… stucky wasn’t gaybait. it was accidental gay subtext.

marvel didn’t even realize gay people existed until years after the captain america trilogy ended. you can’t bait what you don’t know

#meanwhile you ship men who in real life were not gay #and owned slaves #so… that’s pinkwashing #which is uh #worse than gaybait #even tho stucky is not that

[akibarayuri]

Thinking about, how the curse Demise had put on them is not the only curse Hylia bears. Thinking about how she fell in love with a mortal, and the world had cursed her for being so. Everytime these three individuals would surface to relive the curse, Hylia's curse would resurface as well.

Thinking about how Zelda first coughed flowers and panicked, before she regained her memories and lived her life knowing she will never be complete. Thinking about how the two Zeldas that followed her also coughed flowers, at a young age, with no knowledge what did they do to deserve this. Thinking about how Zelda cried the hardest when the itch in her throat had finally stopped after she sent him away.

Thinking about how every Zelda who met him will never feel complete. No matter how friendly or close she is to him, she knew the moment she saw the flowers, that she would never be loved the way she loved him.

Thinking about Zelda, who suffered for hundred of years- no, thousands of years, coughing flowers despite what she went through. She thought she'll stop, finally end this, but here she is, at the hidden space she made for herself, coughing reminders of the burden her bloodline bears.

#brought to you by hanahaki disease #and let you break my heart again by laufey #a zelda def found a cure for the following generations to use #no one used it #bc just like the song #they would always be willing #to let him break their heart again and again #until they don't love him anymore #which is uh #like every other princess that swore they'll stop #they always fall and fall and fall #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #link #loz #zelink #hanahaki disease #... #i forgot the tags #anyways I thought i should give botw zelda some break #since i had sum hc that separates her from the others #but uh #she's one of the reasons of this hc's creation soo #i just had to include her here #loz headcanons

[mydetheturk]

idk if i'll ever actually go into details for it but god the idea of vash being a (former) sidecar motorcycle racer is just peak for this au I'm working on

#myde talks #trigun #vash the stampede #its a vashberto fic for rare pair week #its technically a modern au but that's secondary to the main part of it #which is uh #its a selkie au #(no vash is not the selkie its time for someone else to be the magical creature) #(three guesses who it is and frankly the first two don't count if you've read this far into the tags)

[princelucivaryaslana]

I just finished watching Revolutionary Girl Utena for the first time, a slog I endured because I was promised a masterpiece with deep, challenging, complex plot and lesbians in it, and um.

That Show Is Aimed At Tiny Baby Adolescent Girl Children.

Help.

#to say I liked it would be a lie #to say I don’t understand the hype would also be a lie #also I know I sound like a puritan and I’m SURE at least one abuse victim had an epiphany watching it but like #HOO boy that shit should NOT be aimed at adolescent girls #but also that’s exactly the type of anime I would have eaten up when I was young enough to qualify as the target demographic #which is uh #more of a condemnation than I can express #but whatevs I guess lol #Revolutionary Girl Utena #Utena #anime #shojo #I’m sure my spouse will wax poetic tomorrow when we talk about it but for now HOOboy

[dukebee]

#another great reaction image #i think i turned my childhood friend into a girl #which is uh #the title is something #but like the actual story is cute and very gnc and trans friendly

[shootingsun]

Kinning a character be like: oh I like their vibes and think they're relatable! (Translation: I'm autistic and I learnt to be 'normal' by imitating those whom I admired but now because of this I have no sense of self identity and consider myself to be a knockoff of said person)

#this is the post where i come to terms with the fact that along with kinning near i also might kin beyond birthday #which is uh #its an experience #shitpost kinda #half vent #death note #near death note #autistic #beyond birthday

[betawooper]

losing my mind figuring out if generic korean male character wearing white clothes next to generic korean male character wearing black clothes in some fanart is dokja and yoo joo or some other duo

#im getting spoiled *screams and explodes* #look im sorry but their designs are sooooo generic and it fits within orv to give them such generic designs #but have you considered #i cant fucking tell at all bc tumblrs tag blacklist doesnt fuckin work properly in the for you tab #[cries and sobs and dies] #maybe i should avoid looking in that thing until i finish #which is uh #300+ chapters #[skull] #im ok i am Fine #sauce reads orv

[funky-from-now-on]

watching fmab with friends for the first time in like 7 or 8 years and I forgot how good it is

#i also never finished it #which is uh #gonna change I bet

[gibbearish]

just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO

edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable

#james somerton #google tells me a raconteur in someone who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way #which uh. wrong on literally all 3 counts #or well i guess google doesnt specify that it has to be your own anecdotes so i guess he gets one out of three on a technicality #bigger gibbers

[cinnabeat]

just found out barbies last name is roberts

#didnt even realize barbie apparently has a full name #which is uh #barbara millicent roberts #like wow ok #sorry shes just barbie to me #michi tag

[dragondawdles]

the beastie <3

#totk spoilers #<- (? yet another schrödinger's spoiler she shows up during the beginning sequence but uhhh just 2 be safe) #totk #light dragon #the light dragon #totk light dragon #loz #tloz #zelda #id in alt #dragon doodles #(I don't know the TAGS for this fandom grrgrhgrgrhg I'll decide eventually) #hiiiiiii so the uh new zelda game was good. I beat that after 140 hours like a week ago (explode emoji) #and now I'm brainrotting zelda HARD which means I have feelings about like 17 dudes all at once #we'll have to see if that means I'll bombard you with characters!! lately art's been blah but I've got some stuff cooking hopefully #hey I'm happy with this tho!! happy with tha beastie :] #this worm is my best friend

[heysillybee]

Sooo the girl I’ve been having some kind of feeling for (aka my roommate/person that lived with me) has hands that are incredibly similar to an ex friend

#which is uh #something #also my ex friend is the same person that gave me a gay panic lol that was something #her hands are cute tho and I wanna hold them but we’re not THAT close yet aaaagh #also WOW I live with so many gay people lmao it’s so fun #kinda silly but I’m excited about that #weirdly enough most of my life my friends have all been straight

[henreyettah]

First tlt comic pls be kind to me

Edit: made a very minuscule change. Might take a trained eye to see it (hint)

#also this was my first time ever drawing Gideon #which is why she is Not consistent #also still new to drawing harrow so uh #as stated in caption: be kind to me #griddlehark #tlt #the locked tomb #harrow nonagesimus #gideon nav #tlt gideon #tlt harrow #this is post nona btw #fingers crossed it’ll remain canon compliant #tamsyn muir please let them live I beg you #nona the ninth #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #kiriona gaia #harrow rizz so strong she can ask a girl what dying felt like and it’ll end in kisses lmao #and I’ve decided they do naked cuddles. you pick for yourself if they’re together. I don’t care. they nude cuddle. nuddle. if you will #let the soft animal of your body want bitch #henreyettart