#which sounds drastic and once again i stress that I'm ok!! just need what's happening to stop lol

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hi i'm here for the headcanon dump

Thank you

Dear followers I give you: the cuttlefish family headcanon dump (dedf1sh, Callie, Marie, and Agent 4)

• for anyone new here, Marie adopted agent 4. Callie and dedf1sh are dating so they are her aunts in this family dynamic

• Marie has lost them all in the mako mart parking lot. Twice. They now have to wear the “if lost return to Marie” And “I’m Marie” shirts when going out.

• Callie picks Four up from school and gets her fast food every once in a while (it used to be everyday but Marie had to shut that down)

• Dedf1sh and Four both have trouble sleeping so sometimes they’ll both just chill on the couch at 5 am playing video games or just talking

• Four is a hugger. She likes giving hugs and receiving hugs. Every time she sees them she greets her family with a hug. Marie and Callie adore it but it took Ded some getting used to as she hadn’t had physical contact in years. However she does allow it

• Marie took them all to wahoo world once and they got banned on day 1. Ded tried to steal a bunch of candy and nearly got away with it. Callie got into a fight with the mascot. Four accidentally got into the roller coaster line and learned she is terrified of roller coasters. Marie nearly collapsed from just trying to find them all.

• Marie’s a very overprotective mom, you even look at Four wrong you are getting a taste of agent 2’s sniping skills

• they all absolutely play minecraft together and have a world together. Dedf1sh cheats and gets everyone stuff from the creative menu, Four has a HUGE farm with tons of potatoes, Bees, and cows, Callie has killed the ender dragon 3 times, and Marie builds them all houses and goes after any mob that jump scares Four or Callie

• Everyone’s music tastes varies drastically, so long car rides are just a fun mess. Because they all love each other though, they tolerate it, even if Dedf1sh and Callie added stuff like “bruh sound effect #2” into the mix

• Agent 8 and Agent 4 are best friends so the Off the Hook fam will often come over and hang out so the two can go off and do their own thing. (Four freaked out the first time it happened because she didn’t know pearl and marina are eight’s moms and she’s a huge fan lol)

• When someone’s having a bad day it’s all hands on deck.

• if it’s Marie having a bad day, Four will stay by her a bunch and make her drawings and give her hugs. Callie will try and get what’s wrong out of her cousin, and whether she does or doesn’t, she’ll help out extra around the house so Marie doesn’t have to stress. Ded will ask if there’s anything she can do to help, and if there isn’t she’ll give Marie some space or bring her shiny things because that is my headcanon of dedf1sh’s way of showing affection.

• if it’s Callie having a bad day, Four will ask if she wants to get some fries and just hang out. Marie will stay by her and just remind her that she’s here for her and she’s not alone, she doesn’t want any bad day to get bad enough to turn into the whole brainwashing thing again. Ded will hold her and cuddle with her, Callie’s the only one she feels comfortable doing that with, and they’ll talk about random things to get her mind off it. Also she’ll get her a cool rock.

• if it’s Dedf1sh having a bad day, Four will show her some of her favorite songs and they’ll listen to music together. Marie will ask Callie for advice on how she can help, which typically includes bringing some of her favorite foods over. Callie will hold her hand the entire day and shower her girlfriend with affection.

• if it’s Four having a bad day, Marie will convince her to go out and do things with her to distract her from it, and if it’s bad enough, she hugs her and lets her get it out if she needs to. Callie will offer to play some video games with her and remind her things are ok, and Dedf1sh would get her music equipment out and let Four sit on her lap and make some things with her

• final headcanon they all love each other and they’re a family your honor

#this was so fun thank you #splatoon 2 #splatoon #agent 4 #Marie #Callie #Dedf1sh #Calf1sh #dedllie #callie x dedf1sh #dedf1sh x Callie #headcanon #headcanons #headcanon dump