#whilst Violet and Klaus would have to keep apologising for her words

[and-a-stolen-object]

Olaf: I will get your fourtune if it is the last thing I do!

Violet: Why

Olaf: What

Violet: Let’s talk about the reasons behind your obsession

Olaf: What is going on

*Two chairs suddenly appear. The audience sits back down*

Violet: Audiance. Well come to the Baudelaire talk show and today we will be talking to my guessed Count Olaf. A man who has become obsessed with the Baudelaire fortune. Tell me, when did this obsession begin.

Olaf: Well - *and he begins to tell us his whole life story*

All Olaf needed was a place to vent

#asoue #count olaf #violet baudelaire #TBB #the fake wedding scene #incorrect quotes #talk shows #we need a Baudelaire talk show #Sunny would be so honest #whilst Violet and Klaus would have to keep apologising for her words #it’d be great #I may make a post about it later #hmmm #anyway #a series of unfortunate events