#whilst kaito tries to present every possible evidence that points to his true identity

[hayaku14]

Hc that no way does Shinichi take Kaitou KID's real name seriously.

No cause when Shinichi finally meets KID outside of a heist with no disguise for the first time, those eyes, that face, that grin, it will be impossible to see him as anyone other than Kaitou KID. But then KID introduces himself as 'Kuroba Kaito' and Shinichi is miffed cause he thought KID finally trusts him enough to reveal himself and he's like, "Oh okay, so you're still fucking with me." And Kaito's like, "No wait, this is really me, detective!"

"Yeah right, your real name is Kaito? Really? And clover for your last name? That's not very creative of you, thief."

And Kaito is frustrated to no end trying to explain that, "No, I am not fucking with you, and yes, that is my real name. My parents have a twisted sense of humor."

Shinichi bursts into laughter to a very disgruntled but also very amused Kaito.

(I can see a scenario where Shinichi immediately accepts Kaito's name but this turn of events is funnier to me so I'm taking this path LOL)

#kaishin #kudou shinichi #kuroba kaito #kaitou KID #detective conan #kidshin #dc prattles #no cos if kaitou kid told u his real name is kaito #no way are you believing that shit right??? LOL #plus shinichi is kind of insecure so hes gonna find every excuse possible to conclude that KID doesnt trust him enough to reveal himself #also it's kinda hilarious LOL #i would write a longass arguement between them with shinichi vehemently insisting that theres no way Kaito is KID's real name #whilst kaito tries to present every possible evidence that points to his true identity #OOOOH JUST THE THOUGHT OF KAITO LAYING OUT EVERY LITTLE DETAIL ABOUT HIS REAL IDENTITY TO SHINICHI WHEN ALL THIS TIME HE'S BEEN DOING HIS #BEST TO KEEP IT SECRET IS MAKING ME EMO AKSKDJSJDJ #okay okay but kaito getting very frustrated and proceeding to do ridiculous things just to prove his identity lol #hes like #okay lets go get my birth certificate ill show you detective #i know you can fake documents kid #oKAY THEN lets go find my friends they can prove it #you're good at disguises too KID #PINCH MY FUCKIGN FACE THEN UGH #okay fine FINE lets go to my house then!! I'll show you my secret KID room!!!! #*shinichi unimpressed* your secret kid room... #YES DETECTIVE LET'S GO #anyways that how they end up in kaito's house to hang out later on when shinichi finally accepts reality and has laughed louder than he eve #has his entire life LOL