#white rose incorrect quotes

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: Huh, looks like I kept the gray streak in my hair.

Weiss: It looks more white to me~.

Ruby: No, it's silver!

Weiss: White!

Ruby: Silver!

Jaune: ...

*later*

Weiss: White!

Ruby: Silver!

Yang: It's been three hours!

Blake: How can they keep this going for so long?

Jaune: No idea.

Weiss: It's white and it represents how he's going to be mine!

Ruby: You harlot. You had your chance. It's silver like my eyes and represents how he's going to marry me!

Jaune: Can't it be both?

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lancaster #whiteknight #whiterose #white rose #white knight #war of roses #blake belladonna #yang xiao long

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Door swings open to Yang and Ruby smiling awkwardly in the threshold. Ruby is standing in front of Yang in a desperate attempt to hide the lump in Yang's patrol jacket with her cape.

Yang: We're home! We're just gonna quick run upstairs and-

Blake: Yang Xiao Long, what is in your jacket?

Yang: .......Nothing.

Weiss: Ruby Rose, what is in Yang's jacket?

Ruby: *breaks under scrutiny* We've been had! Abort the mission!

Yang: Ruby, how could you?!

Blake: *unzips Yang's jacket and freezes upon seeing a little baby wrapped in a dirty blanket* Yang...why is there a baby in your jacket?

Yang: Okay, so it's like this, right? Ruby and I are on patrol. We're chatting, keeping an eye out for Grimm, and all of a sudden, we hear something crying in one of the sand dunes nearby. We go check it out, and there's a covered wicker basket half buried in the sand. We dig it up, and this little nugget was inside-

Blake: *half listening as she watches the baby squirm its head free from the blanket, revealing sand blonde hair and tiger ears. Baby's eyes open and look up at Blake with amber-orange eyes*

Baby: *coos at Blake with a smile*

Blake: 💘❤️‍🔥

Yang: -and I couldn't just leave the poor thing! There was no one around, and Oz and Theodore said it would be okay if- ..... Uh....Blake, are you okay?

Blake: Ours.

Yang: Wait. What?

Blake: *takes gurgling baby from the jacket, snuggling it into her arms and giving Yang a kiss* Ours, but now mine.

Yang: *watches Blake take the baby to the bathroom to get cleaned up* WHAT just happened?

Weiss: I think you guys just adopted a baby.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumblebabies #mama blake says mine #rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #white rose #incorrect rwby quotes #honey i found a thing #just because it's pink doesnt mean girl so use your imagination

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

tumblrstuck: vriska's pov

tentacleTherapist: [Filtered post]

adiosToreador: [Filtered post]

carcinoGeneticist: [Filtered post]

ectoBiologist: save me, ugly white man. save me.

grimAuxiliatrix: [Filtered post]

turntechGodhead: [self reblog of the most beautiful photography youve ever seen]

golgothasTerror: [Filtered post]

ectoBiologist: [TEN THOUSAND images of ugly white man]

#submission #she only gives a shit about what john posts cause the ugly white man is nic cage #and daves photos are good sometimes. so he can stay #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #vriska serket #rose lalonde #tavros nitram #karkat vantas #john egbert #kanaya maryam #dave strider #jake english

[itsraith]

Weiss : I'm scared of marrying Ruby. What if I'm a horrible wife?

Blake: You'll make a great wife

Weiss : How can you be so sure?

Blake : Because Yang and I will kick your ass if you aren't

Weiss : Wait, why you too?

Blake : I'm an only sibling that's been blessed with a sister in law. I'm catching up on the protective sister act.

#rwby #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #incorrect rwby quotes #bumbleby #whiterose #white rose #yang xiao long #rwbymemes #ruby rose

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: [sees Ruby wearing fancy clothes]

Weiss, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?

Ruby: ...

Ruby: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

#source: ??? #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #incorrect quotes #whiterose #white rose #ice flower #ruby rose #weiss schnee #ruby x weiss

[falleri-salvatore]

FNDM: Fuck Jaune Arc Ruby/Weiss/Pyrrha: We’re Trying!!!

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #weiss schnee #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc x ruby rose #jaune arc x weiss schnee #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #lancaster #white knight #arkos

[walpywalpy]

Weiss: “Look how cute it is!”

Ruby: “Weiss, that’s a raccoon. Get away from it.”

Weiss: “What is a raccoon? I’m going to pick it up.”

Ruby: “NO—”

~Minutes later~

Weiss: *crying in her bed*

Yang: “Why is your girlfriend crying?”

Ruby: “She picked up a raccoon and it bit her.”

Weiss: “I was betrayed…”

#rwby #whiterose #white rose #ice flower #ruby x weiss #rwby weiss #rwby ruby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #rwby but incorrect

[thecosmosproject]

Ruby: Can you cut me some slack, Weiss?

I'm sort of in love.

Weiss: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.

Ruby: I'm in love with you.

Weiss: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

#rwby #whiterose #white rose rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #greenlight volume 10 #rwby incorrect quotes #WE NEED WHITEROSE

[thebeeswon-butatwhatcost]

Yang: Uh Oh.

Ruby: what?

Yang: I see an angry girlfriend heading our way.

Ruby: Yours or mine?

Yang: Does it matter?

Ruby: If it's yours, there's a chance we'll live. But if it's mine, we're dead.

#rwby #yang xiao long #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #incorrect rwby quotes #bumbleby #white rose #source: idk

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: Because I fucking love you, okay?

Ruby: ...I never imagined you'd love me back.

#rwby #ruby rose #whiterose #weiss schnee #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #source: red white and royal blue

[is-this-fandom-who-knows]

Cassie: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Bart: Most popular.

Kiran: Best Hair.

Amy: Most athletic.

Mia: Nicest Personality.

M'gann: Most spirited!

Wendy: Most likely to succeed.

Lorena: Life of the Party.

Eddie: Class clown!

Kara: Most likely to help a stranger.

Kit: Most likely to drop their phone in the toilet.

Jaime: Most likely to run for president on a dare.

Kon: Most likely to go viral.

Tim: Most likely to start a cult.

Rose: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Virgil: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

Cassie: Well, we really covered the spread here, huh guys.

#dc #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect teen titans quotes #cassie sandsmark #bart allen #kiran singh #amy allen #mia dearden #m'gann m'orzz #wendy white #lorena marquez #eddie bloomberg #kara zor el #kit freeman #jaime reyes #kon el #tim drake #rose wilson #virgil hawkins #source: unknown

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Ruby: Me and my partner swore we would never date. Now two years later we’re fucking like rabbits.

Jaune: Wow. What does happiness feel like? Care to share with the class?

Yang: I’m fucking my partner.

Nora: Samesies.

Jaune: Just me, then.

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #whiterose #white rose #bumbleby #bumblebee #renora

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Oscar & Whitley: (scrolling through Readert like bored siblings)

Social Media Personality: STOP EATING CRAB LEGS!!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE CRACKED YOUR LEGS OPEN AND ATE YOU?!?!?!

Blake & Weiss: (across the table) It feels incredible actually.

Oscar & Whitley: WHY?!?!?! 😨😱🤮

#bumbleby #white rose #time to torture the little brothers #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #oscar pine #whitley schnee #tiktok inspired #incorrect rwby quotes #rwby crack post

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EB: i just ate a pound of pecans, what should i do??

EB: apparently they have a lot of fat and it's recommended to only eat one ounce a day. they're cinnamon covered. i accidentally ate like 3,600 calories of them (i'm a little white boy) what can i do please thank you help me thank you.

#source: u/AdApprehensive7899 on r/nostupidquestions #the comments are fucking hilarious one of em is like #'how little of a white boy? im curious to know what percentage pecan you are now' #rose woulda sent that comment #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #john egbert

[smh0217]

Weiss: Wow, Cinder really hates us, Ruby. Ruby: Yeah, perhaps she's homophobic? Weiss, blushing: But we're not gay, Ruby. Ruby, surprised and confused: We're not???

#RWBY #Ruby Rose #Weiss Schnee #RWBY White Rose #Ruby Rose x Weiss Schnee #Weiss Schnee x Ruby Rose #source: South Park #incorrect rwby quotes

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: I want to be with you for the rest of my life

Weiss: That sounds like a marriage proposal

Ruby, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is

#source: tumblr #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #incorrect quotes #whiterose #white rose #ice flower #ruby rose #weiss schnee #ruby x weiss