Geralt: I’m taking a bath
Jaskier: why are you telling me this i don’t care.
Jaskier right after geralt leaves the room: i miss him…
Jasker enters room where geralt is bathing: *smiles sheepishly*
Geralt: *rolls eyes*
Geralt: Jaskier where is my sword?
Jaskier: somewhere you will never find it.
Geralt: its under the bed isn’t it?
Yennefer: *knocks geralt out*
*one hour later*
Jaskier: now it is somewhere you will never find it.
Ciri: stealing is just an extreme form of sharing
Jaskier: when I was little-
Geralt: *snorts* haha “was”
Jaskier watching geralt sleep: i love him so much he is my everythi-
Geralt: *snore’s once*
Jaskier: I cant live like this
Jaskier: you use sarcasm to distance people
Geralt: and yet you’re still here.
Quick geralt sketch
My mind at 3 a.m:
Jaskier: you have beautiful eyes
Geralt: thank you I need them to see.
Geralt: ciri swear words are illegal if you say one you are going to be fined. The swear jar is open.
Geralt: you are on thin fucking ice
Yennefer: hey Jaskier? Are you free on Friday? Say around 7 pm?
Jaskier: uh yes?
Yennefer: hmm, what about you geralt are you free Friday?
Yennefer: good! Then you two go out without me, and have fun on your date!
Geralt: did she just-
Jaskier: I think she did
Thought this would look great as a picture. Imagine the story: the arctic wolf finally returns home, only to find things have changed. I don’t feel like writing a story though.