#white wolf hire me!!! i can make your core fanbase mad by stapling a neonate to a canon npc and making them fall in love

[distraughtlesbian]

diversity win! the androgynous, terrifying, unblinking twink with skin clefts and a forehead spine, who has been torturing you in their rotting european castle for the past hundred years and turned every friend you’ve ever had into living furniture via fleshcrafting, is nonbinary

#maeve speaks #vampire the masquerade #vtm #sascha vykos #sascha vtm #sascha vykos my dms are open 💖 #nonbinary #back on my fucking bullshit #there’s something about sascha vykos that gives me brainworms i might follow in some of the tumblr fandom’s footsteps #and just write an entire solo campaign starring my nosferatu pc where nothing happens besides her befriending sascha. #therapy is expensive #writing a gay little story about an ugly college student sarcasming her way into a 900 yr old torturer’s shrivelled black heart is free. #like. imagine if that was canon….. #sascha will be like *vibing* and some idiot five foot nothing goth dyke sewer rat is like ah. my partner now. #and all the white dudes in their basements who play vtm just had to accept that? #white wolf hire me!!! i can make your core fanbase mad by stapling a neonate to a canon npc and making them fall in love #even though in canon sascha is long divorced from any lingering vestige of humanity and wouldn’t make room in their acorn sized heart #for some stupid little forensics major with family issues and rapidly declining mental health.