Speaking of Ashlynn having to deal with the Gay Bullshit, I really don’t think we can leave out Raven (and Rosabella, who we’ll discuss later) who is rooming with prime gay bs, you know?
I mean, Raven’s already had it up to here with talks about destiny and fulfilling it and shit. She’s heard Apple go on and on about how their story is supposed to play out.
I can’t even imagine how many times Apple must’ve recounted how she would be lying in her glass coffin with crying dwarves and animals around her, before Daring would heroically sweep in and save her with his true loves kiss.
And then comes Dragon Games. And Apple gets poisoned. Daring fails to wake her up. Darling Charming, his sister, is the one to break her curse.
Oh, good god, Raven thinks, horrified, I’m never going to hear the end of this.
And I would like to bet good money that she doesn’t.
Raven, who is getting a minimum of 30 minutes of sleep, hearing Apple talk about how she doesn’t like Darling that way, and sure, maybe she thought Darling was like really pretty, but not in that sense; she didn’t like girls, promise! And it’s not like Darling was really her true love, even though she didn’t mind the idea all too much and-
And Raven Queen sits there, with bloodshot eyes, an aching head, and a heart too kind to tell her confused friend to shut up and let her sleep at 5 am after talking about her crush for 3 hours, while saying she doesn’t like them, wondering what she did to deserve this.
Raven can’t look Darling in the eye for 3 days straight after she hears Apple talk about strong and muscular Darling is for a good hour or so.
Once Apple finally realizes she might actually, really, like Darling, I’d like to imagine it gets much worse for Raven. She contemplates if jumping out the window would be less painful then to hear Apple gush about Darling one second and then say how she doesn’t deserve her in the span of 2 minutes.
Apple: Oh, Raven, she’s just so wonderful. If only I could be good enough for her, then I-
Raven, looking ready to commit murder: Apple White, you beautiful, fucking angel, if you don’t go tell this girl that you like her in the next 10 minutes, I am going to end up marrying her.
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I really don’t wanna compare peoples’ traumas, but after Shawn had been shot, kidnapped, shoved in the back of the trunk (for I’m guessing one hour minimum), chased through the woods, kidnapped again, and had jumped onto the hood of a moving car to escape one of his kidnappers, no one had treated him anywhere close to as nicely as they’re all treating Jules after her kidnapping
They didn’t even mention what happened to Shawn in the next episode!!! What the fuck
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Me on my first night at Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental listening to HandUnit tell me to electrocute the animatronics
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You're not a "girlboss". You just hate disabled women, poor women, blue-collar working women, women who are homemakers/stay at home parents.
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like the magicians is next level queerbait. it's literally on another planet. they really had them raise a child together and kiss and fuck and be in love and then they said mmmm actually we're gonna keep calling quentin straight even though we say he loved eliot and also he's gonna kill himself and the rest of his plot is gonna revolve around his ex girlfriend he was in a short toxic relationship with (no alice hate they just canonically sucked together) instead of the man he was with romantically for literal decades and then the next season is gonna be dedicated to his ex girlfriend's grief, regressing her character, and his DECADES LONG PARTNER gets to acknowledge his grief for like 2 seconds in one episode and then his character will also completely regress and lose THE most important relationship in his life (margo) without any weight given to it whatsoever but it's okay because in the end he gets to kiss the comic relief character who is a boy so you faggots cannot complain 💖
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The idea that I should give a shit if a fucking rich white woman did not get the Big Price and meanwhile women are dying every day in Gaza, having C sections without anesthesia, and getting infections from lack of sanitary products as they are being ethnically cleansed… is a whole other level of ridiculous that only white people are capable of…
Oh I know! .. let’s praise a man for knowing he is a “ken”. That is very #feminism.
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...this is almost entirely me being salty, but I do think there's an equivalence to be made between the fandom fixation on removing Adora's agency - to saying that her actions are devoid of intent, that she can't know what she's doing, that she's a innocent soul, helplessly in thrall to the systems of power and pseudo-patriarchy - and the concept of "white women's tears".
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"What if your husband leaves you? Then what are you going to do?"
What if your boss decides to fire you? What if the budget and your position get cut? What if the company you work for goes under? What if you get into a bad accident or get sick that you become permanently disabled and can't work anymore? What if you get hit by a car tomorrow? What if you get struck by lightning next week? What if the apocalypse happens?
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