Goofy Ruby needs to give kisses to all of her many Bunny children
They gotta line up first so they can each get a kiss equally
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Thinking about a RWBY modern au where the BB and WR couples and their kids run a Chinese-Mexican fusion restaurant as a family (I headcanon Ruby and Summer as Mexican in modern aus)
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Ruby: I am sneaking broccoli into the Mac and cheese so our children don't know they're eating vegetables! That's what parenting is all about. Helping your children, through lies.
Weiss: Well, not just your children.
Ruby: Hm?
Weiss: I've been sneaking vegetables into your waffles for years now. Since way before we were even married.
Ruby: ...What?
Weiss: Haven't you ever wondered why your syrup had seeds in it?
Ruby: You said they were maple seeds.
Weiss: Yeah... there's no such thing!
Ruby: I have literally never been angrier at anyone in my entire life. Walk away Weiss.
Weiss: Okay bu-
Ruby: WALK AWAY, CHILDREN, ATTACK YOUR MOTHER!!
Baby Summer and Snow: *giggling and tackling Weiss*
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RWBY characters as things I have heard and/or said - pt. II
basically just incorrect quotes + stuff from my life
Ruby: I just wanna jump into the puddle—I’m water resistant
Weiss: I’m not
Ruby: This ain’t about you
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Yang: Zwei could you stop acting like a total goblin for five seconds
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Goodwitch: Who would you bring with you to the island
Ruby: I would bring Pyrrha’s boyfriend and then sacrifice him to the animals
Jaune: wAIT WHAT—
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Blake, about Yang and Ruby: Okay did I just drop acid or are they really singing Puns N’ Roses to an Apathy
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Ruby: The moment they added the alphabet to math I knew I was done for
Yang: I would make fun of you but I feel the same way
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Weiss: Ozpin told me I’m one of a kind
Ruby: Yes, and my mom once told my dad she was coming back
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Blake, reading to her child: “And then the fairy godmother whispered in her ear—”
Weiss: [barges in] SHE’S A LESBIAN!?
Blake: …actually “she’s a frog”
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Ruby: You went to the bathroom?
Weiss: Yes
Ruby: To use the bathroom?
Weiss: YES
Ruby: Sorry I’m just shocked whenever someone actually uses the school bathroom
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Weiss: There’s a force field? Why didn’t you tell me?!
Blake: Well, because I wanted us to fail
Weiss: …
Blake: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: RWBY
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee, Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
Characters: Ruby Rose, Cinder Fall, Weiss Schnee, Winter Schnee
Additional Tags: Post War AU, Scham CinWIn au, Found Family, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, SDC is Willow and the Schnee fam's now, Cinder and Ruby are doing their best to be huntresses together, 'I miss my wife Ruby'
Summary:
Ruby and Cinder are off on the tail end of one of their hunts, and the usual antics of tired lengthy work blocks have taken hold of them completely. Bickering about missing their wives, who is better, and being mistaken for being siblings by outsiders. They're having a very rough time, but they get to go home which is helpful.
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Auntie Yang taking the Whiterose bunnies for a ride. She is long enough to fit em, I hope.
Looks cramped but they fits
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The birth of Weiss and Ruby's baby Nicholas! ❤️🤍
A scene from the most recent chapter of Story of a WhiteRose where the birth doesn't exactly go as planned.
Ch.23 of Story of a Whiterose up on both Fanfic and AO3. Ruby and Weiss get the best Xmas gift they could've asked for!
AO3 http://archiveofourown.org/works/40182957
FF - http://bit.ly/SoaWRFF
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