THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY
WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)
HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎
- Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!)
MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN
(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)
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all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls
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Linktober day 3: Companion
there were any number of characters i could have gone for for this prompt but i decided to tap into my inner horse girl and give epona some love :) she's my best friend. i bought a twilight princess amiibo for her
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Rashinna being like "you are of her lineage, are you not? This Temult" with such venom absolutely makes sense and is warranted but it was also so funny to me because i was like. ah yes, this cursèd Temult lineage. this is Relvin's surname. he is not involved in any of this but damn his surname sure is. the women of the Temult lineage getting up to wide variety of activities on Ruidus, meanwhile Relvin, provider of the surname, is in Gelvaan doing this:
This might not be funny to you, but it was unreasonably funny to me. Local Gelvaan Stable Worker Provided Surname To Long-Estranged Wife; She Blackened The Family Name By Committing Moon Crimes. he could viably get dropkicked by a member of the Volition for being a part of the Temult bloodline literally just because Liliana happened to take his goddamn surname. that is SO funny to me
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Lawd, I would let this man **** ** ***** *** **** *** ****** ** ** ***** ***** *** * **** **** ** **** ** ***** ******* **** *** ********* ***** *** * ** * ***** ** **** ** ******* ** *** ******* * ** ******** ***** **** ** * **** ******** **** ** ** *** ***.
(Artist credit - @ mar_mar0u on insta)
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