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blueteller · 9 months
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"Who Broke It?" – TCF Edition
"Just Another Day at the Super Rock Villa"
*broken communication device lays on the floor* Eruhaben: So… who broke it? *silence* Eruhaben: I'm not mad. I just want to know. Choi Han: I. Did. It. I. Broke- Eruhaben: No, no you didn't. Raon? Raon: Don't look at me, look at Hong! Hong: What? I didn't break it! Raon: Huh, that's weird. Then how did you even know it was broken? Hong: Because it's right in front of us, and it's broken! Raon: *glares* Suspicious. Hong: No, it's not! On: If it matters – probably not – but Lock was the last one to use it. Lock: What?! I can't even use magic! On: Oh, really? Don't you regularly train with the Dragon Lord, the greatest master of magic? Lock: I'm only learning the shield arts from her; everyone knows that, On! Choi Han: Kids, don't fight over this! I. Broke. It. So- Eruhaben: No! WHO broke it?! Hong: *glances at Rosalyn* Eruhaben… Rosalyn's been awfully quiet. Rosalyn: *gasps* …REALLY, Hong?? Hong: Yeah, really! Rosalyn: Oh, my God-! *everyone starts arguing* Eruhaben: *smirks at Cale and whispers* I broke it. Cale: …What? Eruhaben: *shrugs* It zapped my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats and going full out with their weapons and abilities on the training field. Cale: *stares at Eruhaben in disbelief* Why? Eruhaben: *sips tea with satisfaction* It was getting boring around here. Cale: … *extremely scared for his life*
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r-ando-m-w-rite-r · 1 year
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Apex Legends but the Who Broke It Meme
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Alex (Caustic): So...who broke it?
*gestures to broken coffee pot*
Alex: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Natalie (Wattson): *deep breath* I did, I broke the-
Alex: No, no, no you didn’t. Octavio?
Octavio (Octane): Don’t look at me, look at Obi.
Obi (Seer): What?! I didn’t break it-
Octavio: Huh, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?
Obi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Octavio: Suspicious-
Obi: No, it’s not!
Elliott (Mirage): I-If it matters, probably not, but Renee was the last one to use-
Renee (Wraith): Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!
Elliott: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Renee: I used a wooden stir to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Elliott-!
Natalie: Ok, ok, let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Alex-
Alex: No! Who broke it?
*a moment of silence*
Octavio: Alex...*eyes narrow suspiciously* Taejoon has been awfully quiet-
Taejoon (Crypto): REALLY?!
Octavio: Oh, yeah, really-
Taejoon: I know that I-
*everyone starts yelling and rambling proceeds*
Revenant: *in another room listening* I broke it. It burned my hands so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others’ throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.  
*slight pause*
Revenant: Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.
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r1-jw-lover · 1 year
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“Who Broke It?” - Andor Edition
Summary: Luthen gathers the Aldhani heist team around to find who broke his caf-maker.
A thousand thanks to @softboikassa for helping me out on this little crack fic. 
LUTHEN: So, who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
*silence*
CINTA: I did. I broke --
VEL: No, no, you didn't. Taramyn?
TARAMYN: Don't look at me. Look at Gorn.
GORN: What? I didn't break it.
TARAMYN: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
GORN: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
TARAMYN: Suspicious.
GORN: No, it's not.
SKEEN: If it matters -- probably not. But Nemik was the last one to use it.
NEMIK: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.
SKEEN: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the campfire earlier?
NEMIK: I use the fire to boil the milk. Everyone knows that, Skeen.
CINTA: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Vel.
VEL: No. Who broke it?
SKEEN: Vel, Clem's been awfully quiet.
CASSIAN: Really?!
SKEEN: Uh, yeah, really.
CASSIAN: Oh my god!
*indistinct arguing ensues*
VEL: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
CINTA: I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a dray head on a stick.
*look back at the chaos unfolding behind them*
LUTHEN: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Also available on AO3.
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thesquishyrogue · 2 years
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Sunny: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Madison: I did. I broke it…
Sunny: No. No, you didn’t. Philly Phil?
Philly Phil: Don’t look at me. Look at Lil D.
Lil D: What?! I didn’t break it!
Philly Phil: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Lil D: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Philly Phil: Suspicious...
Lil D: No, it’s not!
Kam: If it matters, probably not…Tamika was the last one to use it.
Tamika: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Kam: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tamika: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kam!
Eddie: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Sunny.
Sunny: No. Who broke it?
Lil D: [whispering] Sunny, Kim’s been awfully quiet…
Kim: Really?!
Lil D: Yeah, really!
[All arguing]
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Sunny: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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inky-goddess · 3 months
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forbidden honey
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r0semultiverse · 7 months
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this recently happened to one of my friends
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mx-legend-of-faye · 7 months
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Someone has probably done this before but oh well
*Sky holding the decayed master sword from totk*
Sky: Who broke Fi? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Hyrule: I did. I broke—
Sky: No, no you didn’t. Legend?
Legend: Don’t look at me. Look at Wars.
Warriors: What? I didn’t break it.
Legend: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Warriors: Because Sky is holding it right in front of us and it’s broken.
Legend: Suspicious…
Wind: If it matters, probably not, but Four was the last one to use it.
Four: Liar! I don’t ever wield that sword!
Wind: Oh, really? Then why did I see you next to it earlier?
Four: I’m a blacksmith, I check in on our weapons’ conditions; everyone knows that Wind!
Time: Ok boys, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me figure out how to fix her, Sky.
Sky: No! Who broke her??!
Twilight: Sky… Wild’s been awfully quiet.
Wild: REALLY TWI??
Twilight: Yeah, really!
Wild: Oh Hylia! [cue the chain arguing]
Dehydrated Ganondorf: I broke it.
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altirin · 25 days
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Baldur's gate III - "Who broke it?"
Tav: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Karlach: I did. I broke it…
Tav: No. No, you didn’t. Astarion?
Astarion: Don’t look at me. Look at Gale.
Gale: What?! I didn’t break it.
Astarion: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Gale: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Astarion: Suspicious.
Gale: No, it’s not!
La'zel: If it matters, probably not… Shadowheart was the last one to use it.
Shadowheart: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
La'zel: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Shadowheart: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, La'zel!
Karlach: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Tav.
Tav: No. Who broke it?
Gale: [whispering] Tav, Wyll’s been awfully quiet…
Wyll: Really?!
Gale: Yeah, really!
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Tav: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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unhingedpirates · 1 year
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Our Flag Means Death + tumblr texposts (part 7)
pt1; pt2; pt3; pt4; pt5; pt6; pt8
ft. izzy; twitter version
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shinjisdone · 1 month
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By golly, I was reading the secret admirer stuff, and all I could think of was the "Who broke it" meme, with Yuu being the one to write the love letter in the first place. I know that's not the case (I saw the poll!) but thinking it like that made me giggle.
LMAOOO THATS SO FUNNY
Imagine Yuu being fully aware that everyone is crushing on them and making this entire scheme because they're chaotic evil?
Yuu: So. Who wrote it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Azul, trying to make it his chance: I did. I wrote-
Yuu: No, no you didn't. Sebek?
Sebek, trying not to freak out: Don't look at me. Look at Silver.
Silver: What? I didn't write it.
Sebek: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was written?
Silver: Because it's sitting right in front of us and the whole college knows.
Sebek: [leans in on him] Suspicious.
Leona: If it matters - probably not - but Ace was the last one writing.
Ace, laughing nervously: Liar! I could never write such crap!
Leona: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in the library earlier?
Ace: I go there to hide from Riddle's chores; everyone knows that, Leona!
Azul: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I wrote it, let me take full responsibility, Yuu!
Yuu: No! Who wrote it??!
Jade: [trying to stir up drama] Yuu... Jamil's been awfully quiet.
Jamil: REALLY??
Jade: Yeah! Really.
Jamil: Oh, my God! [everyone starts arguing at one another]
Yuu: [explaining the meltdown of the school to Crowley] I wrote it. None of these quacks have yet made a move on me so I created competition. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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yarrowdraws · 2 years
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average day at the bookclub
someone pointed out the parallels between harry and kim + steban and ulixes and it made me think of that meme, sorry
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roseblossom2468 · 6 months
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Hua Cheng, pointing at the broken coffee machine: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Xie Lian: …I did. I broke it, San—
Hua Cheng: No. No you didn’t. Mu Qing?
Mu Qing: Don’t look at me. Look at Feng Xin.
Feng Xin: What?! I didn’t break it.
Mu Qing: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Feng Xin: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Mu Qing: Suspicious.
Feng Xin: No, it’s not!
He Xuan: If it matters, probably not, but Shi Qingxuan was the last one to use it.
Shi Qingxuan: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
He Xuan: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Shi Qingxuan: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ming Yi!
Xie Lian: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, San Lang.
Hua Cheng: No! Who broke it!?
Feng Xin: Hua Cheng… Ling Wen’s been awfully quiet—
Ling Wen: REALLY?!
Feng Xin: Yeah, really!
Everyone starts arguing.
Hua Cheng: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Hua Cheng: I predict 10 minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Hua Cheng: …Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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uncanny-tranny · 8 months
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Person whose gender was directed by Todd Howard and published by Bethesda
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cerezsis · 2 years
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Who broke it?
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pepper-is-an-art · 1 year
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recently watched the terror AMC and it was really good! I enjoyed it so much that i was motivated to make a ‘who broke it’ meme for it and now i’m sharing with any remaining terror fans on tumblr :>
also I put this on youtube: https://youtu.be/KyhPYVUMx6k
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