*broken communication device lays on the floor*
Eruhaben: So… who broke it?
*silence*
Eruhaben: I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Choi Han: I. Did. It. I. Broke-
Eruhaben: No, no you didn't. Raon?
Raon: Don't look at me, look at Hong!
Hong: What? I didn't break it!
Raon: Huh, that's weird. Then how did you even know it was broken?
Hong: Because it's right in front of us, and it's broken!
Raon: *glares* Suspicious.
Hong: No, it's not!
On: If it matters – probably not – but Lock was the last one to use it.
Lock: What?! I can't even use magic!
On: Oh, really? Don't you regularly train with the Dragon Lord, the greatest master of magic?
Lock: I'm only learning the shield arts from her; everyone knows that, On!
Choi Han: Kids, don't fight over this! I. Broke. It. So-
Eruhaben: No! WHO broke it?!
Hong: *glances at Rosalyn* Eruhaben… Rosalyn's been awfully quiet.
Rosalyn: *gasps* …REALLY, Hong??
Hong: Yeah, really!
Rosalyn: Oh, my God-!
*everyone starts arguing*
Eruhaben: *smirks at Cale and whispers* I broke it.
Cale: …What?
Eruhaben: *shrugs* It zapped my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats and going full out with their weapons and abilities on the training field.
Cale: *stares at Eruhaben in disbelief* Why?
Eruhaben: *sips tea with satisfaction* It was getting boring around here.
Cale: … *extremely scared for his life*
Natalie (Wattson): *deep breath* I did, I broke the-
Alex: No, no, no you didn’t. Octavio?
Octavio (Octane): Don’t look at me, look at Obi.
Obi (Seer): What?! I didn’t break it-
Octavio: Huh, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?
Obi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Octavio: Suspicious-
Obi: No, it’s not!
Elliott (Mirage): I-If it matters, probably not, but Renee was the last one to use-
Renee (Wraith): Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!
Elliott: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Renee: I used a wooden stir to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Elliott-!
Natalie: Ok, ok, let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Alex-
Alex: No! Who broke it?
*a moment of silence*
Octavio: Alex...*eyes narrow suspiciously* Taejoon has been awfully quiet-
Taejoon (Crypto): REALLY?!
Octavio: Oh, yeah, really-
Taejoon: I know that I-
*everyone starts yelling and rambling proceeds*
Revenant: *in another room listening* I broke it. It burned my hands so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others’ throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
*slight pause*
Revenant: Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.
Sunny: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Madison: I did. I broke it…
Sunny: No. No, you didn’t. Philly Phil?
Philly Phil: Don’t look at me. Look at Lil D.
Lil D: What?! I didn’t break it!
Philly Phil: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Lil D: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Philly Phil: Suspicious...
Lil D: No, it’s not!
Kam: If it matters, probably not…Tamika was the last one to use it.
Tamika: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Kam: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tamika: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kam!
Eddie: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Sunny.
Sunny: No. Who broke it?
Lil D: [whispering] Sunny, Kim’s been awfully quiet…
Kim: Really?!
Lil D: Yeah, really!
[All arguing]
...
Sunny: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Tav: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Karlach: I did. I broke it…
Tav: No. No, you didn’t. Astarion?
Astarion: Don’t look at me. Look at Gale.
Gale: What?! I didn’t break it.
Astarion: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Gale: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Astarion: Suspicious.
Gale: No, it’s not!
La'zel: If it matters, probably not… Shadowheart was the last one to use it.
Shadowheart: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
La'zel: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Shadowheart: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, La'zel!
Karlach: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Tav.
Tav: No. Who broke it?
Gale: [whispering] Tav, Wyll’s been awfully quiet…
Wyll: Really?!
Gale: Yeah, really!
…
Tav: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
By golly, I was reading the secret admirer stuff, and all I could think of was the "Who broke it" meme, with Yuu being the one to write the love letter in the first place. I know that's not the case (I saw the poll!) but thinking it like that made me giggle.
LMAOOO THATS SO FUNNY
Imagine Yuu being fully aware that everyone is crushing on them and making this entire scheme because they're chaotic evil?
Yuu: So. Who wrote it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Azul, trying to make it his chance: I did. I wrote-
Yuu: No, no you didn't. Sebek?
Sebek, trying not to freak out: Don't look at me. Look at Silver.
Silver: What? I didn't write it.
Sebek: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was written?
Silver: Because it's sitting right in front of us and the whole college knows.
Sebek: [leans in on him] Suspicious.
Leona: If it matters - probably not - but Ace was the last one writing.
Ace, laughing nervously: Liar! I could never write such crap!
Leona: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in the library earlier?
Ace: I go there to hide from Riddle's chores; everyone knows that, Leona!
Azul: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I wrote it, let me take full responsibility, Yuu!
Yuu: No! Who wrote it??!
Jade: [trying to stir up drama] Yuu... Jamil's been awfully quiet.
Jamil: REALLY??
Jade: Yeah! Really.
Jamil: Oh, my God! [everyone starts arguing at one another]
Yuu: [explaining the meltdown of the school to Crowley] I wrote it. None of these quacks have yet made a move on me so I created competition. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
recently watched the terror AMC and it was really good! I enjoyed it so much that i was motivated to make a ‘who broke it’ meme for it and now i’m sharing with any remaining terror fans on tumblr :>
also I put this on youtube: https://youtu.be/KyhPYVUMx6k