#who cares chilie

[sunnychaiup]

this shitty site getting rid of the ability to go directly to the post when clicking op’s username is my villain origin story

#it still works on mobile but jfc #its so annoying it got me to make a post after how many years #who cares chilie

[quotidianish]

I would like to preface this post by saying I am fully aware of how incredibly stupid this is

First post

#just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean I don’t care for it #cradles this au in my arms like a child #give chili a rifle!! who’s with me!! who’s with me #bluey #tlou #bluey cartoon #bluey heeler #bandit heeler #chili heeler #chilli heeler #bingo heeler #bluey art #tlou au #art #artwork #zombie apocalypse #zombie apocolypse au #Quotidianish

[captain-k8kat]

People need to stop using virgin as an insult cus 1) it's fake, and 2) being a virgin is not a bad thing. If anything it's a neutral thing, so like fuck off

#k8kat talks #mildly annoyed at the chilies tonight #also like ace people exist #people who are sex repulsed exist #just grow up #or dont who cares im not the boss of you

[t00thpasteface]

i only get my news from a reliable source: a friend of mine who, totally at random and completely unprompted, shares horrifying articles from the front page of msn about people wreaking total havoc and/or dying gruesome deaths at fast food restaurants all across this great nation of ours

#there was one about a guy who died in the bathroom at a chilis(?) and the staff either didn't know or didn't care and just. left him there #for like a Hot Minute. until someone rightfully flipped LOL #shebbz shoutz

[supercantaloupe]

that "does alcohol Actually taste good/bad" discourse du jour on this website is so silly to me. sometimes people just have different tastes

#sasha speaks #'alcohol itself doesn't have a Flavor it just has a burn' 1. ethanol has a flavor 2. some people also don't like the burn #'maybe your access to good liquors/wines/whatever is limited but there's good beer/cider/whatever everywhere' #some people just don't like beer or cider idk #'all alcohol tastes nasty how do any of you people actually stomach it' because it doesn't taste nasty to everyone. simple as lol #personally i don't drink cause i think alcohol tastes unpleasant and i've yet to try any drink where the non-alcoholic portion of the liqui #is tasty enough or strong enough to balance the alcohol taste #but like. whatever who cares lol #i do like cooking with alcohol. wine for braises beer for chili and ESPECIALLY orange liqueur for desserts #but i've yet to find anything worth drinking to my taste. whatever!

[sequs-art-box]

Oh how could I not give them human versions (ft. Enemy chart)

#ngl i went a bit too hard #who cares theyre handsome i love them shut up #jizeru's artsies #sketch #doodles #enemies meme #inside out pixar #inside out au #hitman au #feanher #humanized version #chili is a pretty violent fellow :) #lavender too but sheesh we dont talk about that one time.

[worldsfastestcrouton]

#I am full of violence in this chilis tonight #wwwwwwhhhyyy is it so harddd to find new homes for animalllssss #I want them to go to good homes! #I want them to be well cared for! #but I'm running out of time #it's real fun that the one person who was gonna take the rats just straight up stopped responding to me #that was great #really enjoyed that #"oh I rescue and rehome rats #Cool! Please take mine! #but noooooooooooooooooo #I MOVE IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS

[mirersc]

First post and I don't know what to say, haha.

Have this drawing of Tails enjoying his mints instead of me blubbering nonsense. I might introduce myself through my way here. See ‘yeah’ around!

#miles tails prower #seriously this is my first post here #however I am not one to bug out easily #yeah #I am a Sonic Fan and I am proud of it! #When you literally have to study #but you are like #“Who cares? I want to draw my boy! #And here's the result #that fox is as crazy with his mints as Sonic is with his chili dogs #like brother like lil’ brother #I would give my life for my beanie!

[constantvigilante]

My roommate didn’t ask me to make that chili and it’s okay that she’s making ramen instead of helping me eat it, she’s a grown woman who can make her own decisions and you can just freeze half the chili for later, it’s okay, why’re you worrying about this

#oh right because it hurts my feelings that she doesn’t want to try my delicious chili from scratch #but seriously girl: who cares? legit who cares #just because you made it Saturday so she’d have something to eat when she got home Sunday #does not mean you had an agreement #as you never actually discussed it with her #stop inventing scenarios and being Burt hurt when they don’t occur with no communication

[lettersfromtheendoftheworld]

I wish someone else would kill me, so I wouldn’t have to disappoint everyone. The best thing that I could offer really. A story of someone who’s better than I ever could be.

#kill me #mental illness #i feel like shit #worthless #stupid #awful #fat #anyone else feeling disgusted with themself in this chilis tonight? #help #idk #who cares #whatever

[kingofthering]

open question for F1 fans : if the drivers could have the name/nickname of their choice somewhere on them or their car (like in MotoGP), what would they go for?

#the way vale had the doctor and fabio has el diablo and jorge has martinator etc etc #I don't even know where they would put it but I don't care this is hypothetic #and my imagination won't come up with any name for anyone #who wouldn't be boring and have something else than their last name? #carlos would probably have chili I guess #daniel would go for danny ric maybe? #lowkey need to do a study on who has what in motoGP right now brb #edit : I fully forgot about honey badger and smooth operator oops #f1nicknamething

[sunnychaiup]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌

#twsted princess #SENDS YOU 5 BACK 10 YIMES!!!! #who cares chilie

[gatotsu]

i’ve had too much time to think and now i want to make spicy peanut brittle for the chaos tea party????

#i'm thinking of putting momofuku chili crunch into the caramel #or should i drizzle it over after i pour the caramel?? #and then maybe sesame seeds on top??? #and then green onions on half? #sesame on one half and green onions on the other???? #i'm gonna do this life is short who cares

[blinkbats]

I love the name jack because it feels like such a good placeholder like they call you john doe if they can't figure out who you are and Jack is like a fun nickname for John. I'm not a John though and my dad was gonna name me Jack if I was a boy but anyway. It's good. Hey I'm Jack how's it going I love how short it is, doesn't take up any of your time, only thing weird about it is to most people I don't look like a Jack when people look at me they go GIRL which is fine but that's not what comes to mind when I look at me. Is just me.

#I've been thinking a lot about Dianne though. Two ns #Keep seeing it everywhere n I like it too. Don't know why I like such normal ass names but like #God like this does not make sense #Gender philosophy and such #But I think I'm gender fluid #Because the only thing constant about my gender is that it is not #It's wildly inconsistent even the degree to which I give a fuck how people view me or caring about gender one way or another like #I just wear clothes the clothes don't have a gender and tbh brobably neither do I #I'm just a creature I'm just here I didn't ask for any of this I didn't create the gender binary I just had this framework #Forced on me from birth and since I can turn the whole thing inside out and backwards in my mind #It means nothing to me anymore. Including what other people think when they look at me. #BUT I enjoy juxtaposition #Looking like a woman yet having what is pretty solidly a man's name is very satisfying to me #The thing I hate most abt being perceived feminine is having your emotions categorized as female emotions and being disrespected for that #Like I feel patricide in this chili's tonight just kidding who said that

[my-tierd-face]

This is not gonna make sense and Idc, it doesn't have to.

I have no clue who I am, am I the expectations that are/were placed on me? I don't know who I am or what I want outside of who I am expected to be/ expected to want. Even if I don't fully understand what that is, probably the 'tism. It is just difficult to imagine what my life will be like in half a year, a year, a decade, etc.

I suspect that I know why I am like this but that doesn't help in actually solving the problem, therapy is not working, I know why already. That won't stop me from crying into a bag of Chili Heatwave Doritos every fortnight like an emotionally constipated werewolf because I don't know if I'm a boy or an unidentifiable object.

yeet me into the stratosphere.

#the tism #who am i #emotions are weird #chili heatwave doritos are good stfu #trans maybe?? #questioning my sanity #questioning everything #rant #i dont care

[homunculus-argument]

Random worldbuilding idea:

In a world with the classic Standard Fantasy Races, the concept of "mildly toxic just means spicy" is known to all of them, but what defines 'spicy' depends on what these specific people have the highest natural resistance to. Humans, who metabolise plant poisons remarkably well, naturally enjoy their chili, mint and other mildly irritating toxic plants in their food for spice. Dwarves have a whole gallery of various types of stones and minerals found underground, which are so precious to them that anyone finding a vein of a coveted crystal is set for life - the expression "as rich as a spice miner" is so common among dwarves that it's also spread to unrelated languages of people who live, or frequently trade or work with dwarves.

Elves, who are far too refined for such simple luxuries as toxic plants or rocks, prefer to spice their foods and wines with things that cause mild-but-harmless psychic damage. Elves from cultures that prefer spicier foods make fun of elves from milder cuisine cultures for not being able to handle spicy foods, while elves from mild cuisine cultures agree with non-elves that you can't even eat Spicy Elf Food without afterwards seeing demons for three weeks straight.

In contrast the orcs, who do not care for such fancily sophisticated luxuries as human plant spice or dwarvish rock spices, and are actually immune to elvish spices completely, prefer the simplicity of abrasive textures - common orcs add coarse sand into their foods, while warlords and orc rulers of high status might splurge in the luxury of having their dinners spiced with shards of glass.

Humans will sample the food of anyone but the orcs. Elves are actually surprised that humans also indulge in psychedelic mushrooms, and dwarves are amazed that humans can handle salt.