#who knows certainly not me

[wilderosegardenfilledwiththorns]

Can we please just talk about reputation for a sec because it makes me want to fall in love so bad but also set a car on fire? and maybe join a fight club? tame a snake? run for president? seduce a stranger? meet the love of my life? break someone’s heart because I’m choosing myself? WHO KNOWS

#taylor swift #reputation #swifties #blondie #who knows certainly not me

[the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis]

me??? dropping a new chapter of my “bella runs away at the wedding” fic???? apparently so!

check out chapter three of “as the ring on my cold finger” for emily’s house, bella swan getting to spend quality time with a puppy which solves like 99% of her problems, and jacob black/bella swan hugs!!!

#is this original content? #team jacob #jacob black #also there may or may not be a forehead kiss #who knows certainly not me

[honestlydarkprincess]

WIP Wednesday!

tagged by @lostinabuddiehaze, @prettyboybuckley and @swiftiebuckleys!

Eddie wasn’t expecting to get a call from Buck on their day off. Buck had said he was babysitting Jee-Yun for the day while Maddie and Chimney went house hunting, but the second his phone rang he was picking up. He didn’t get a chance to say anything before Buck started speaking. “Eddie, please, I need you.”

“What’s wrong?” Eddie asked, his heartbeat picking up at the panic in Buck’s voice. In seconds he was off the couch and scrambling to get his shoes on and grab his keys. He wasn’t sure what was going on, all he knew was that he needed to get to Buck.

“It’s Jee-Yun,” Buck said, frazzled. “She’s everywhere and nowhere, Eddie, I need you— nO, HEY JEE NO PUT THAT DOWN— Shit, Eddie I gotta go, is there any way you can come over?” He begged.

“Yeah, Buck, I’ll be there as soon as I can.”

tagging: @morganofthefairies, @bigfootsmom, @evanbuckleys, @catdadeddie, and @pettyeddiediaz (if y'all have already done it then ignore me mwah mwah)

#i have little to no clue where this fic is going #it's going somewhere maybe possibly #who knows certainly not me #wip wednesday #buddie wip #buddie fic #911 fic #911 wip #my writing #jess.writes #buddie #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #jee yun buckley han #911 #911 fox #911 spoilers #not really but like it's previous episode related so i guess yeah its spoilers

[punsbulletsandpointythings]

Trick or Treat!

This is late because Time Zones and Brains (or lack thereof) but I think I understand how this game works?

Anyway, here, have a link to the fascinating medical article I've been reading:

#markwatnae #tumblr trick or treat #is that a tag? #who knows certainly not me #asks

[tapedsleeves]

There's a girl on my team who's on a one person mission to make checking legal in girls hockey. Anyway she takes a lot of penalty minutes and also her hast name is Shin, so when she gets out in the box the bench will start chanting "Shin bin shin bin" and kicking the boards. It is peak humor when your team is losing and you have to enjoy something

please tell her (full joking) i am free on thursday night if she wants to hang out please read this and then let me know if she wants to hang out on thursday night when i am free

#am i joking? #who knows certainly not me #alskfjalskj #this is the best thing i've ever read #shin bin shin bin #i love it

[wuxxxian]

wip

#xiao zhan #this is what caused me to ragequit last night and draw xz going to work #aksjdjdkwksjs #wtf is water how does it work #who knows certainly not me

[valkatra]

Fear of Commitment (gender edition)

#gender #nonbinary #gender fluid #??????? #about me honestly #why ams i scared of my own gender #who knows certainly not me

[izzielizzie]

okay i barely got 10 minutes into derry girls. i just couldn’t get into it. i think i just don’t get it since i’m not irish, yk? am i watching it wrong or why do you like it?

i mean it's totally valid to not like a show so if you don't want to keep watching that's fine. but i will say that i didn't really get into it on the first ep, it took a little getting used to, but by episode three i really liked it. i think i like derry girls because there's something so endearing and comforting about being a teenager watching other teenagers doing chaotic things and living their lives when everything around them is figuratively (and sometimes literally) on fire because that's what being a teenager feels like all the time

#did that make sense? #who knows certainly not me

[shipperwolf1]

Me: where's my romantic angelcake. My heartbeat lover. My sexual deviant that knows all the right buttons. Where are you I'm waiting, sweep me away in the river of your love

Also me: why tf do ppl bother with romance and sex when platonic life partnerships are RIGHT THERE

#am i demi #am i grey #who knows certainly not me #*yearns in confusion*

[vxmpire-cxsh]

playing the fun game called why in the fuck do I feel sick again

#is it because I’ve been playing genshin for hours again? not drinking enough water? stress? #who knows certainly not me #silas speaks

[radiance1]

Inspired by this post because I have some thoughts about this one au.

So, Damian stuffs his shadow twin into the body of an unfinished clone, and somehow it just got worse really. Danny mostly just stuck to him whenever he was a shadow, and hide from basically everyone else.

But now that he has a body?

Sheer and utter chaos.

First of all, was the Batfamily's reaction to Danny. He explained who exactly Danny was, and it pained Bruce to only know now that he had another son that was killed because he was born with a birth defect.

Meanwhile Danny, feral child who may or may not have shadow powers with the maturity of a ten-year-old and the emotional maturity to match. Does not give a single care of what Bruce or anyone that isn't Damian feels.

Damian, meanwhile, is trying to stop him from putting a rat in his mouth because, as much as he loves his brother, he does dislike his specific trait to put basically anything in his mouth.

As a shadow creature? That would be fine.

As a human? No. He does not want his brother to get a disease.

So he is currently trying to wrangle his brother and trying to get him to spit out the rat, and he succeeds, and the rat runs off. Only for a spike of shadow to spear the rat right one through, leaving Damian stunned, and in that time frame the spike whipped back, the rat went in his brother's mouth, and he swallowed.

He looked down at Danny, only to find a tail of shadows peeking out from his back, horns and clawed hands and feet covered in shadows.

And him chewing on the rat.

Damian, did the only thing he could even think to do at that moment.

He smacked his brother's head and chided him for eating something who could have been who knows where.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny holds some power over shadow's because he's a shadow child #Tail horns and clawed limbs #Maybe he should even have pawbs too-? #Who knows #Certainly not me #Will Bruce think about how he failed another of his children #A biological one at that? #Probably #Who knows it's Bruce Wayne ie Batman so

[honestlydarkprincess]

i just. i just! you expect me, ME, to be normal about this? about any of it? i can't. i can't be normal. i can't even function i am vibrating at the speed of sound. i can taste colours and hear flavours. my skin, it's clear, showcasing the tears running down my face. if you thought i was unhinged before just you wait.

#im biting biting biting biting biting #nom nom nom nom #just y'know normal behaviour #nothing to see here folks #just a normal person being normal #if you hear scratching that's me at the walls #or am i in the walls #who knows certainly not me #jess.text #jess rambles #text post #yeah i don't even know what this is #just fandom things

[phoenixcatch7]

I get that calling white lotus lbh a sticky little 'sheep' is a canon translation and stuck in the fandom now anyway, but I do feel the intended spirit of the original word wasn't the sheeple/dumb herd animal that's more common in the western world, but instead something actually conveying sweetness, innocence, purity and youth - lamb.

Famous for being utterly adorable and following around their mothers, gambolling in sunny meadows, curly white wool shining.

And NOW we can talk about black sheep/wolf in sheep's clothing metaphors.

#Picturing Sqq sweetly calling lbh a little lamb 🥺 #Him calling lbh a sheep never felt quite right but LAMB??? #And lbh following him around all bright and gangly and moon eyed ToT #Did you know the phrase originates from the wool of black sheep being much harder to dye and thus being undesirable in the wool industry? #That's why sheep are white and not like. Tan or brown or w/e like more natural colours. #But the black fur gene still pops up sometimes so you get white wool parents and siblings and a tiny black lamb trotting along #Who's wool you can never sell and who can't risk having offspring of their own #Also where the baa baa black sheep rhyme comes from! The wool was often sold at a very cheap price because it was so undesirable! #Ngl if someone called me their lamb idk what I'd do. Something desperate for sure #Theyre also sometimes a symbol for Jesus especially around Easter. So. That's a. Thing. That Sqq would most certainly read far too deep int #svsss #mxtx svsss #scum villain #luo binghe #luo bingge #luo bingmei #scum villain's self saving system #scum system #bingqiu #bingyuan #Idk but considering I'm talking about their pet names I'll count it #Gosh lbh calling Sqq shepherd in response... Crook around his neck metaphor I'll go wherever you lead us my guiding star mmm #Sleepy? Yes. Right? Also yes

[vanhelsingapologist]

Publishing has always been a fucking nightmare, but now it’s a layer of hell. It’s not enough that writers be good at what they do. Writers have to maintain an active social media presence and cultivate a following. Be available.

They have to be conventionally attractive enough to look good enough to see on a screen, aesthetically pleasing, kind, funny, up-to-date on trends, socially aware but not so controversial that they turn off a brand from California from slapping their discount code on a video promoting a book.

They have to do all of this with no media training, with little help from the companies that are supposed to be doing this for them.

Of course, a lot of this isn't possible for say, the 40-something mother of two who teaches English at a school and writes on the side. She’s boxed out of an already complex industry that already has enough walls.

On some level, I think authors have always marketed themselves a little, but we’ve reached such a crazy point where we’re demanding the author become the influencer. Accessibility in publishing has narrowed from an inch to a sliver. And that inch was hard enough to get in as is.

#This is about traditional publishing but there’s pretty privilege and ageism in self publishing too #I can’t think of the last time I saw an up and coming author recording videos who was over thirty #And frankly that’s a shame #It could be that I’m not looking hard enough #but it’s more likely that algorithms are trained the way they are #truly I don’t think they should have to do any of that at all #And forgive me but (and I know it’s rich because I’m an artist on a platform) but art shouldn’t be at the mercy of an algorithm #Now there’s also something to be said about self publishing becoming easier and easier to achieve success in #And doors opening because of influencer status is real and makes publishing wider in a way #But that doesn’t mean it’s accessible #I’m not gonna plaster my health issues over the wall but that life is certainly not accessible to me! #are you healthy enough to write and make sure people on social media still want to like your stuff #are you mentally well enough to be your own pr #I’m sure people who have studied this have more to say and have said it better but this is what I’ve observed #writing #publishing #publishing industry

[aro-aizawa]

i like to think everyone has a colour associated with them, whether its just your fave colour or what you generally wear most of or what colour your bedroom walls are. i always associate the name sophie with dark blue, my mum is always a nice turquoise, i like to think my colour is a bright sunflower yellow.

if you have a specific shade pls tell me i adore when ppl have associated colours and tell me them, bc i think of them when i see that colour

#shut up danni's talking #its one of my ultimate favourite aspects of character designs and i will forever use it w my characters #but i also think abt it w ppl!!!! #its almost certainly spawned from a combo of my mum passionately loving her colour + my primary school #my primary school's name/theme/whatever was related to the rainbow #its common for primary schools in the uk for the uniform to be polo shirts and schools would pick a colour and that was your uniform #but w my school's theme being rainbows they were like lol whatever colour as long as you're in a polo shirt #so kids would choose whichever shirt colour they wanted some kids switched it up every year #others stuck w the colour they chose all 6 years #so of course i would correlate ppl w colours which is how i always relate sophie w dark blue #bc i'd play w this girl called sophie in the afterschool club who always wore dark blue through all the years i knew her #tbh i still think of my brother also as dark blue bc he would wear the same colour #if you could not guess my colour was yellow and i always felt distinctly wrong when i had to wear a different colour #there were a couple times i had to borrow a new shirt bc mine got dirty or all mine hadn't been washed so i had to wear my brother's #i don't know if its just me but i feel like everyone has an affinity with a colour even if its n9t your fave #hence the poll lmao

[zylev-blog]

Danny was being followed. He wasn’t sure by who. All he knew is that he saved the life of some kid, and now he had an entourage. No matter what he did, where he went, there was always someone in the shadows. Someone watching. Waiting.

#dp x dc au #dp x dc writing prompt #dp x dc #dp x dc fanfic #dp x dc prompt #dp dc crossover #danny phantom crossover #dp x dc crossover #danny phantom #dp crossover #dpxdc prompts #dpxdc #dp x batman #dc x dp fic #dcxdp #could be the LOA or the bats #who knows #certainly not me #which would be more fun tho? LOA. #Danny maybe saves Young Damian? #or maybe young Talia?