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#who tf does that
chronicowboy · 1 year
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merlin in 2009: haha silly, fun family-friendly retelling of arthurian leg-
merlin in 2012: you will choose the one you love over fate and destiny and life itself, you will condemn him by trying to save him, and though you have given your life for his time and time again without seeking any credit, he owes you more life debts than he can count and these debts will be repaid with a thousand lifetimes of grief and loneliness as you wait for the one life you get to share with him again
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asmrgirll · 7 months
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Girl,,, IM tired of yall mfks thinking the Baronese (aka me) From Desmonds ASMR thee CASTINN HAMMERRS wife is white. LIke no she isn't shes litterally black I know yall seen them dam Thumbnails. AND dont even try to be like the early ones are in the moon light like nigga you alr know what it is hoe. and the newer ones HER FINGERS AARE BROWN why am I seeing yalls fan art or whatever art having the baroness be this ehite lady with blond hair likje no,,.... And no bitch I wont take she was wearing brown gloves WHO TF WEARS BROWN GLOVES LIKE THAT????? AND ITS THE DAY LIGHT AND HER POINTING HER FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO TF IS MAKING THIS SNOWBUNNY ART
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yesloulou · 5 months
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the downside of owning ur dream car is that one day you might exit a restaurant and find that some pathetic loser had poured food ALL over it and had the tin foils jammed under the windshield wiper and then you will get to drive through a busy downtown in a car covered in food and it will be humiliating :)
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violetbluegreenharmon · 8 months
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shalom harlow and a dog in 1995
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mending-up-your-fences · 10 months
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Playing Right on Time (ITSD) and Right on Time (ITCH) during a concert back to back???? Obsessed.
youtube
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bbabytooth · 1 month
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in the last 12 hours i’ve dmed 28 people and held conversations with at least half of them..?
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soyeonsbabygirl · 5 months
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What does skinned a cat mean? 😭
Exactly what you think it means…it was dead…..and…..she skinned it….BRO IT WAS HORRIFYING.
Apparently it was for her anatomy class but WHY NOT USE FROGS OR SOMETHING IF YOUR GONNA DISECT SOMETHING WHY A DEAD CAT 😭
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dead-men-disco · 9 months
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My brother's boss caught covid and didn't tell anyone. Naturally it spread and now my mum is really sick and can't have her cancer treatment until she's clear of the virus.
If you don't hear from me, I've committed a crime.
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nanasketchdump · 11 months
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Air around my house was full of smoke and I wondered where the big fire was... yeah
They burnt down a homeless settlement
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serostuffsmh · 2 years
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BRU IM SO MAD MY FUCKING OLD ROOMMATE OPENED MY FUCKING MAIL AND MAILED IT TO ME?
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Voldemort is dumb, reason #1
Does anyone else get the feeling that the wizarding economy would have just completely collapsed had Voldemort won?
Like....Hogwarts is not that big of a school, and it teaches the ENTIRE wizarding polulation of britain. If the deatheaters are like, genererously, a quarter of that, then that means, what, two hundered people maximum?????
How did they think that would make a functioning economy? It seems obvious to me that they have trade with muggles for food since they neither have the workforce, nor the space to have an agricultural economy of their own. ....How were the deatheaters gonna deal with that???? 
Is it mentioned in the books and I just missed it?
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rudiedelrey · 2 years
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Not to be the bitch that unfollows someone over some petty shit but this one really struck a nerve at five in the morning for me. I will not tolerate keanu reeves slander on my TL.
Did you not even read the damn book girl?????
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sleepysnk · 2 years
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the fact that someone laid their hands on a kid today at my job makes me want to fucking riot 😑
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kcscribbler · 7 months
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Tired of the angst, now manifesting this attitude from Crowley when Aziraphale shows up next in S3:
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"SuPrEmE aRcHaNgeL AzIRaPhAle"
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nostrilferatu · 3 months
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So Stephen Hawking and dwarves, eh?
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amity-thesequel · 4 months
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I think my most unhinged fact is that I tighten my septum ring balls with needle nosed pliers.
And no one knows
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