I mean there have to be loyalty limits even for Imperial super duper spies, right? Like you’re that deep cover agent from Mandalorian S3 and you get the call that Hux and Kylo Ren are now in charge and you... vanish immediately off the face of the universe to join a profitable syndicate, right?
The fast food restaurant is under new management and the fry cook is screaming out the drive-thru window at the assistant night manager who is keying his car. Time to go.
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This guy walks into your house uninvited wyd
Call Woostern so she'd arrest 'em for breaking into my house.
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ily >3<
your kuromi plush is probably staring at u so you sent this i get it ellie
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Im afraid if we talk again my heart will explode 😔
i don't willingly subject people to heart attacks
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Experienced several previously undiscovered emotions today because my (conservative) mom said being gay is a choice because SHE likes women too but she simply chooses not to acknowledge it
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“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.
You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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this is to this day my favorite art advice i've ever seen. who is out here like damn figuring out where shadows go is just too hard. guess i've got to simply redraw this pose perfectly at a completely different angle and FOV
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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