#who would hire me?

[front-facing-pokemon]

#poipole #this doesn't look like a pokémon at all. this looks like some alien from a kids' cartoon that's like. trynna take over the world or smth #once again i know NOTHING about this thing and constantly forget that it exists. fake pokémon fan etc etc #side note: if anyone is looking for a super awesome and talented voice actress to voice in your things… well… heh… me #or if you know anyone who happens to need a voice actress. i would love to Have a job and you all have heard my voice. i can voice good #promise. i'm famous too i have 4500 followers on this blog #genuinely i need a fucking job. help. hire me to voice in your shit i'm begging #i'd been suggested to look for voice acting positions by someone else and i figured this would be the easiest place to go #of all places. just. because there's a lot of you here #so!

[alexjcrowley]

Rip most frenemies from F1 you would have loved the Andrea-Emily relationship from The Devil wears Prada

#'Alex are using-' 'your chassis because I broke mine? Yeah I am' #nico rosberg baby only Emily when she finds out Andrea is going to Paris can understand your pain #Me everytime I see the 'new' Redbull livery in Miranda Priestly voice 'Groundbreaking' #James Vowles @Logan 'I thought you would be different. I said to myself #go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the American boy'. I #Nico Hulkenberg is soooo Stanley Tucci coded you have no idea he's been stuck in his failgirl era for too long #very haopy about his point in China though literally made my day better #I want rge grid to watch The Devil Wears Prada and tell who or what do they think is the villain #f1 #formula 1 #brocedes #charlos #loscar #landoscar #galex #i don't know how to tag this #maxiel #FRENEMIES COME TO ME #lestappen #are they a frenemy? #they used to be

[ahappydnp]

waahhhhhh

no but i love hank!!! the way he and john both have been so supportive of this community since the beginning and have never belittled the passion (insanity) of the phandom. the fact that they've seen dnp grow up to stay grounded and humble despite the success and have always had lovely things to say about them. idk it's just so nice (especially since so many of us are also big fans of h&j) idk it's just so refreshing to see someone have kind things to say about this community without making us the butt of a joke

#the one time i met hank he complimented my phil aquarius shirt we stan a king who Gets It #i am once again begging pleading on my knees for hank to make a legacy youtuber con for us olds™️ #green bros and dnp and charlie now that shes back and get michael buckley and vlog candy and GMM #now that smosh is back it would be the perfect year HANK I HAVE IDEAS HIRE ME #i can't keep looking at the vidcon lineup and feeling like they're gonna put me to pasture

[notbecauseofvictories]

not quite sure how to cope with the fact that I told my boss I'll be turning 32 in a couple weeks, and having her respond, "oh, I thought you were 25"

#25?!?!? I mean it's a fine age! we all did our time in the mines of the mid-20s. #but me? moi?? the person who works for you??? #also YOU THOUGHT YOU HIRED A 25 YEAR OLD FOR THIS ROLE? that's insane. you have to know that's insane. #I'm even a little over my head; a 25 year old would be next to useless even if they had graduated from law school #again. 25. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF AGE. @boss come back I have so many questions #no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you

[notebooks-and-laptops]

It's just WILD to me that bioware would pull this shit right after bg3 comes out to outstanding reviews for it's writing and characters!! Like I haven't played bg3 yet but it's clear to everyone with eyes that it's setting a new standard for RPGs despite how other studios are scrambling to claim it's a one off and impossible to replicate the same standard. And then bioware, in the wake of this, where half it's fans are seeing how amazing bg3 is and maybe losing interesting in da because of it are like...oh hey why don't we fire the writer who wrote some of our best received characters and a bunch more of the team to the point where it feels they don't care about the games anymore (depsite their stupid claim that this will help with releasing DA4). like. How is this not going to make people just lose complete faith and look somewhere else - especially when that something else is RIGHT THERE because it JUST CAME OUT

#dragon age #bioware #bg3 #honestly #funniest move would be if Mary Kilby and crew were hired to begin work on bg4 #like genuinely i would laugh my ass off #but also this sucks because dragon age is so important to me and like...i want it and its creators who have given me such joy #in times when i really needed it #to be treated with decency and respect

[password-door-lock]

And no work/life balance, either...

#the idea of MC having to put anything mint eye related on any kind of resume is so funny to me #But also the idea that Jumin would even consider hiring some rando who just slid into the RFA chat through illegal means #I guess that's canon though because there's a seasonal chat where he offers Unknown a job #What an AU lol #mystic messenger #mystic messenger incorrect quote #mystic messenger fake chat

[robottheodorlasso]

Since I’m already dumping a bunch of sketches, here are a few more for the generic light fantasy au that lives inside my head rent free (aka my poor excuse to give Trent a sword) (read the captions and tags for a little more context)

#I just love making buck wild aus….. my catnip #anyways time for the choppy lore dump #anyways the basis of this au is Trent is a mercenary that is hired by the Richmond fort to assess its garrison #only for him to be fucking flabbergasted by the head knight who seems to have little fighting experience at all #trent himself is like good at ending a fight very quickly #He’s quick and precise with a rapier … but the longer a duel goes on the less likely it is he will win it #he doesn’t want to be a mercenary… he wants to to be able to have a quiet life with his daughter and write about the world #anyhoo Ted has healing magic in this… problem is all people with the ability to cast magic are supposed to be known and registered #ted is hiding his abilities :) no one knows but Rebecca and beard who would protect that secret with their lives #alright this lore dump has gone on for too long…there is so much more and it eats my brain #blood tw #trent crimm #my art #I’ll put this in the TL tag in like a day or something I don’t feel like tagging it right now #this is for me and my own fun

[thepoisonroom]

that post that's like "learning social skills helps with social anxiety" applies to dating also btw

#i guess they have a circular relationship because also going on lots of first dates was really trial by fire for me in learning lots lf #new social skills #meeting new people was never my strong suit and i was very afraid of it and would avoid it but like! #when i first tried going on first dates i learned a lot about how to meet people and met types of queer people i'd never met before #and actually it was good for me even though it was often weird and stressful #and it was a lower-stakes way to practice social skills that i otherwise would've just avoided using until they atrophied #anyway whenever i see a dating profile that's like 'i'm afraid of talking to women lol' i'm like ok relatable but what's your plan to learn #i think also just like it doesn't have to be through dating but it is good for you to meet other gay and trans people offline if possible #when i moved to wisconsin i only knew my coworkers who were mostly also twentysomethings who'd been hired straight from college #and it was good for me to meet and make friends with other local gay and trans people who were involved in different stuff #idk i just don't know how many more 'i'm obsessed with romance but scoff at the idea that i should do anything about that' posts i can read #like if i said i wanted to run a marathon but i never practiced running people would fairly be like okay that's prob not gonna happen #idk i know it's no skin off my nose i'm just like. if you never take any steps towards expressing your desires #how do you think they're going to just happen to you #personal nonsense

[maegalkarven]

"Durge came back different", "Durge didn't really come back", "the person who Durge originally was is dead" are all good takes, but what if.

If Durge came back exactly as they were? The brain damage, additional trauma and memory loss are the big altering factors, but underneath that it's still them.

They didn't change drastically, their former self is not dead.

How about one single fragile mortal soul still keeping a hold on itself, how about Durge who was never allowed anything for themselves still retaining them.

How about Durge who has lost everything: power, memories, purpose, sense of self, still being themselves, despite it all.

How about not even Orin's daggers, tadpole and Bhaal combined being able to rob them of their core? How about all of that just revealed who Durge has always been underneath all those expectations Father dearest put on them?

How about: "After all this time, it's still you."

#the dark urge #durge #dark urge #listen all these dead past selfs and loose of identity is fine and all #but i personally can't stand it because give me “me” back #give me who I am #i don't want redemption fuck your clean slate #give me the only thing I could ever dare claim as my own. return myself to me #@withers maybe SOME losers would lose their mind seeing the attocities Durge has commited. Levi is better tho. give him all of his memories #and give them NOW #levi is not a different person #not even june is a different person #it's still them how they have always been at their core #it's not regression it's not stagnation it's growing and changing #but staying yourself #levi SO recovers all of his memories #fuck what some old dude with bad hiring skills says his memories aren't lost. nothing ever truly is #june accidentially gets curses with having his memories back #maybe don't piss off powerful entities bby #levi be like: i respect all loss of identity. but I PERSONALLY hate to lose. give me myself back

[opens-up-4-nobody]

If accommodations no longer help you, I'm curious at what point they stopped being helpful.

#bc for me: once u get to the graduate level its like sink or swim bitch #u have to fucking read and nothing is gonna make it easier so fucking read or find a different job #i dont kno how u accomodate a grad student. like u have things that have to happen. u cant just let someone not do their job they got hired #to do. so like u just select for ppl who arent extremely disabled bc i just dont think u could do it otherwise #u would b too bad at ur job. every prof i say im dyslexic to is like: oh! r u registered with the disability office? #and im like no. wtf would they even do for me. im sure i could get lots of accommodation stuff but functionally i just have to suck it up #and work harder. but im also fucked up about having a learning disability so like maybe im just being difficult #idk. most ppl dont wanna do jobs that they weren't designed for and cause them so much pain. but like i said. im sorta fucked up #learning disability #dyslexia #dyscalculia #adhd #dyspraxia #dysgraphia #poll #polls #unrelated

[minecraftbookshelf]

At this point the only thing keeping me from adding other characters from mcyters into this world is the fact that it would, eventually bring me to the point of "Xornoth and Scott's little sibling, Aimsey" and at that point there is no salvaging the original storyline.

It's a whole separate au that I'll have to come back to after this one is more or less done

#rivendell siblings #rivendell siblings extended edition #i have to talk myself down from this every other day or so on average #xornoth #aimsey #guqqie would be an axolotl hybrid from the ocean kingdom for the record #who ends up being somewhat awkwardly courted by the youngest prince of rivendell and its v cute #owen is scott's only non bird or sheep friend #lauren is his only OTHER non bird or sheep friend #and also a member of the rivendell council #xornoth hired her specifically because she will yell at them without hesitation #look i have put THOUGHT into this okay #martyn is doing SOMETHING im afraid to think too hard about it tbh #hes probably harassing jimmy whatever else hes doing #honestly just might make a oneshot for all this #the au of the au #Beky would be in the swamp because osmp lizard origin lives rent free in my head #Eloise has won the soup eating contest at the rivendell county fair for five decades running #Michela is Aimsey's partner in crime the way Owen is Scott's #i can keep going but this tags essay is getting long rip me #rain rambles #smajor1995 #marriage of state au

[nightmanatee]

happy pride month to my two fav sapphic companions with brown eyes cool leather jacket and a crush on the doctor

#they would make a great couple btw #rtd hire me i'll make yaz/clara canon #clara oswald #yasmin khan #doctor who #dw #12th doctor #13th doctor #pride #btw i wanted to say bi companions but yaz is just queer so yeah lsdfksjdf

[tittyinfinity]

everyone wants disabled people to get a job but no one wants to give disabled people the ability to work a job

#.bdo #no one hired me after about 30 job applications and 4 interviews after a whole year in this job program #back in the day i got every job I applied for immediately #and then when you do work a job they don't make it accessible for you #you get fired just for calling in too many times #even people who are able to go back to work don't #because they'd lose their housing assistance/food stamps/medicaid/utility assistance etc #and if they lost another job it means that they have to reapply for everything #my dr. appointments are $400/mo I get $330/mo food stamps I had $420/mo housing assistance $200/mo utility assistance #so that's $1350 a month in assistance plus my $760 a month = $2110 #so if I go back to work I would have the same amount of money or less. I literally can't afford to work. I CAN'T AFFORD TO WORK. #(no longer getting housing or utility assistance now that I'm at my mom's so I'm currently paying more bills than I was)

[jaarijani]

about the camera man:

who is he?

did he film all the videos or just this one?

has he been shirtless through all of them??

is he even wearing pants???

could he be one of the hockey players? and if so, did they just ask random people to film the videos?

WHO ELSE DID THEY ASK??

#käärijä #WHO IS THIS GUY #i mean good for mikke for not having to put up with this #but this random guy makes me think they hired a cameraman which would be infinitely funny to me #but why would he be shirtless??? #i spiraled there apologies #mine*

[just-slightly-chayotic]

hey, jeff? i have an idea for you:

#pspspsps jeff #i think it's something right up your alley #i think he'd look great in this #the product description says: #It can be worn with arms inside sleeve or outside sleeve depending on the desired level of drama #and i think that's perfect #jeff vibes #jeff please hire me as your social media manager/assistant to stylist #i have good ideas sometimes #i mean this particular post has nothing to do with social media but #i just think it would be funny to cause chaos #as his social media manager #who's also a huge fan and in all the fan spaces #jeff satur #tea's ramblings

[blinkpen]

grumbles

what if portfolio day but its as slick and professional looking an image every given non-coward artist can muster of a character they made or have worked on saying "ceasefire now" or "they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor" and clogging the tag to total uselessness with it

#limited edition ambiguously sarcastic vent posts i know i'd get eviscerated for posting on twitter itself lmao #'this would keep me from getting hired' only by people who want you to be quiet and remain complicit about genocide #almost like any industry that puts you in that position should be burned to the ground or something #they're already trying to replace us more and more with fucking AI they don't have to pay or get backtalk from #megacorps have no loyalty to you why do you burn your morals to ashes to remain loyal to them #(-as i gently cup your face with my reassuring and also jewish hands- it is not antisemitic to say war crimes. are war crimes.) #(human lives will always be more important than arbitrary fucking lines in the dirt of this earth on which we were all meant to walk freely