#who would win in a fight you ask

[petrichorium]

even if it’s not what i think it’ll be i’d love to hear your yan jing yuan thoughts 🙏

Okay in essence I think,,,,,,,, the impulse is there and he actively shoves it down 🫣

Like it’s there!!! He sees you smiling at someone and there’s a tugging feeling in his gut and he knows he could drag you away and lock you up for millennia without lifting a finger, and he really does consider it; imagines being the only one who can see you, imagines you with nothing to do but be pampered by him all day, always in his bed or his garden, never having to find you laughing and spending time with anyone else. Nothing to do with yourself but accept his adoration. How much has he given to his people, to the Luofu? Surely he deserves to be selfish with this one thing.

He could collar you without batting an eye. All his, for the rest of your nigh-infinite lives. He likes the thought, he really does.

But that only lasts a millisecond. Because above all else the Arbiter-General Jing Yuan is clever, and he knows the consequences of that line of thought—not that he’d be stopped, not at all, but that you would never truly love him if he went through with it. Sure he’d wear you down eventually but that would never be the same, and he would lose any chance of his genuine affection being returned. And his pride might never recover from that wound.

Sure, he could make you his pet, and he’d find some satisfaction in that. But it would be fleeting. He holds you too highly to want to break you; yes, he deserves to be greedy with you, and that means he doesn’t just want you in his arms. He wants your love, your life, and he wants to earn it honorably. You’re a discerning little thing, giving him a run for his money, but he’d be lying if he said he hated the chase. It’ll make it all the sweeter to win properly.

He needs you to choose him, freely, of your own accord. He needs you to want him even a fraction of how much he wants you, and he needs that desire to be your own.

#ask.🌧 #saintshigaraki #pluvi’s pals #char.🌧 jing yuan #yandere.cw #he just like has the impulse and then goes no wait that’s horrible #I don’t want another pet I have too many responsibilities anyway r u kidding KDNFKNRKRN #okay that last bit is more comedic but n e way #u get what I mean. the instinct is there but he ignores it #and sometimes it’s HARD to ignore #the first time u fall into his bed… he wakes up before u and just. stares. ur so pretty and peaceful and he could just lock the door…………….. #but then you stir and make the cutest little noise and lean into him and he Knows it’ll be so much more satisfying to #coax you back into his bed again instead #he might not outright do anything that forces you to not have any other options but he damn well makes his interest clear and who would ever #try to compete with him for anything let alone your hand #might as well be staking his claim #there u go. local man fights w his own instincts to not just fuck you up entirely #he likes the chase!!! it’s in his nature to want to win it!!!

[birchbow]

Your character designs are always so dang cool!!! Are the captain positions on other ships in the holy fleet challenged for like the position of GHB in a duel to the death, or are they appointed? (Some combination thereof?) The Orisoner looks so friendly, but I bet he’s brained somebody with that whimsical staff! I love that in the group shot Kurloz’s frame is almost a 2x scaled up version of Sister Waspclaw - his Gigantic Lankiness is just so fun. (Also LMAO at Kurloz being too prudish to claim his right to show tits! Honestly any time he mentions modesty standards being different a couple centuries ago it cracks me right up 😂)

Aw, thank you! :D Waspclaw is real small for a highblood, especially a relatively old and powerful one--smaller than pretty much all her pupated students, and a few of the pre-pupation ones! So next to Kurloz "Big Motherfucker" Makara, she's absolutely tiny. But does still manage to have more boobs than he does. Tragic.

RE: succession, it varies! It's pretty much always going to include some amount of combat--some of the variety where the loser is allowed to slink away and lick their wounds, and some where they definitely don't. Let's see. On a scale from most to least "Challenge To The Death"...

Definitely the Behemoth. It follows the same rules as the Grand Highblood challenge--if two trolls who want to be in charge walk into what passes for a captain's court on the Freakshow, only one is going to come out. Yozuna's not fast, and most trolls who ARE fast aren't nearly strong enough to make a dent in it even if they hit it--but the fact that Kurloz is big enough to really hit it hard and also came up specializing in speed and evasion is probably a real big part of the reason it hasn't made any attempt to challenge him for the throne, honestly.

Waspclaw. She's very lax with gutsy newbies getting fresh with each other and their superiors, thus the Joker's reputation for letting people get away with stuff, but stepping to her directly is SUPER dangerous. Make your gamble if you know you can get away with it!! But always know you aren't going to get away with it with her. :o) Plus, much like the Uderaks and Untoxxic, she works in poisons and venoms, and also she's heavily min-maxed into speed, so by the time you realize your challenge fight has officially been accepted, she's gone "well, they made their choice!" and you've been stung with something fatal.

The Abattoir. He isn't fucking around, although she also strikes me as very businesslike about it, and not inclined to be vindictive about the act of the challenge itself. I think the format is a little less "immediate fight to the death" and a little more "courtly duel" in keeping with both of his knightly sort of vibes. The exception being if you manage to draw blood on either of him, in which case shit flips very much into death-match mode. Also like. Hard-mode. You do have to challenge for both ships at once, and you will be fighting both of her. So like, considering authority over Elixir and Stardust features a lot of interfacing with the nonbelievers and doing Finance and shit, not a lot of people are jumping at THAT daunting prospect lol.

The Judgment. She wants to hear your argument for why the fuck you think you have what it takes to perform the physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually-taxing work of disciplining the wayward sinner-criminals of the church, and she's not getting any younger, here! If she feels like she's won her argument and the battle and you're inclined to back down in shame, she's not going to continue to press the point, but she will definitely openly think less of you for making a stupid and badly thought out attempt on her authority. She's as close as the church fleet gets to having a legislacerator taskforce, and she's just as stern and hard-assed as the Cruelest Bar, but also a large part of the Penitent's function is for flagellation and rehabilitation (???) of potentially-redeemable highbloods who've fucked up in ways that the church considers forgivable enough to give them a shot. She's down to clown (fatal) but also she's not an executioner necessarily.

Brother Libation. I drew inspiration from Il Dottore from the commedia del'arte, Bacchus, and the whole concept of drunken fist characters as an archetype, so if he's challenged he's got like... a 33% chance of just offering some kind of whimsical puzzle challenge that nobody ever manages to solve to his satisfaction, a 33% chance of just verbally convincing them to chill the fuck out by being a Cool Hang, and a 33% chance of bonking them heartily to the brink of death with his big spiky gourd.

The Orisoner wins for least deathmatchy. You can try to challenge, but you'll just get invited to come chill and vibe and just like. Really get into why you think your leadership will be hilarious and honoring to the messiahs, and what you think about art, and why you feel like you need captaincy to make the changes you want to see in the church and empire. If anybody attempts to escalate to violence, they'll mostly be met with a vaguely disappointed, surprisingly benevolent no-weapon-open-palms kind of rebuff, and if things continue to get more aggressive from there, the big spiky walloping staff will come out and be employed with startling effectiveness and skill lmao. But! If there were ever going to be highbloods inclined to take debate of best leadership policy over violence, it's the ones who decide they want to be theologians professionally. (Debate of best religious interpretation is a whole other ballgame, and gets aggressive here more than any other ship on the fleet lol). Orisoner in general though, would be one of the safer trolls you could be around as like, a human or a lowblood, if you had to pick a ship.

#ask time! #Gianna Yozuna #Vespul Astopa #The Orisoner #The Abattoir #Zhadie Deijou #Bachio Dotore #Yozuna is where it is because it just plain likes to fight. It likes to win and be on top and be challenged and fuck people up. So like. #do not recommend. as a troll to challenge lmao. #It's probably the only one who like. If you issued a serious challenge even if it just stood up and its killing intent convinced you- #-to back down and apologize. that bell is rung and you ARE now dead. Most of the others would be willing to let a challenger go #just demanding varying types and degrees of penance/grovelling/leaving and never coming back to their various ships #meanwhile Orisoner will kick somebody's ass up and down the deck with deadly intent if pushed and then be like #''anyway i hope this was like totally enlightening motherfucker. :o) Come on up for the service of laughter tonight! :o)'' #or like. ''aw man bummer :o('' if they died

[oifaaa]

Opinion: plot lines and fan arguments about who should be Batman once Bruce retires/dies are pointless cause DC is never going let him (permanently) retire/die.

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

While I agree with you that dc will never let Bruce retire I don't actually think arguing about who would make the best batman after Bruce is pointless considering it is a fun debate and hyperthetical to think about and we can still make stories that are fun and interesting to read based on what would happen if Bruce was to not be batman anymore the batman beyond universe being a good example of this

#ask #anon #ask game #i think people forget that some things are just fun to talk about #its the same way i feel about arguments about who would win in a fight #in canon its just who ever the writer wants to win #its pointless theres no definitive answer #but you can still get joy and knowledge from having these arguments #(obviously as long as people aren't taking it too seriously) #but yeah especially when it comes to the who would be a good batman after bruce #bc we do get stories where bruce isnt batman

[maddy-ferguson]

controversial opinion but i dont think the duffers set up byler well, lets be real most of the fandom outside of our echo chamber doesn't think byler is going to become canon. and like idk but i agree that they should have at least broken up mlvn and resolved the monologue issue (preferably not include it even) if they were going for the byler route. same for will's importance or even mike's importance for the plot. removing them from the show's main narrative doesn't make a good case for their importance in the story in the penultimate, esp when they received minimum screentime in this season. it's not the audience's fault to think mlvn is endgame or will or mike are unimportant when the way they've been handled were lackluster and when cali plot.... Was Like That. plus they gave it all to el's character lol. ofc ppl gonna think she's the protagonist when she was the one who opened the gate and created vecna and when mike spends the entire season talking about her. redpill but it's not making much sense here when the narrative is criticized in the byler fandom, acting like the writers did a perfect job in terms of setup is just being wilfully blind atp.

i think people not expecting it is the point though. like yeah it's obvious because when they did the same thing on a smaller scale with nancy's love triangle at the end of season 1 (her spending most of the season with jonathan them bonding and her and steve fighting but then still being together in the epilogue) most people could see that jonathan and nancy were gonna be together and not one person was called delusional for thinking that. but i really think the juxtaposition is the point, it's a queer couple so even with a similar storyline people don't expect it because of heteronormativity etc which is kind of depressing but it's also what's gonna make it happening even better...#imho

for the monologue, obviously i don't ENJOY IT but i don't hate it because i think it's interesting for el? whether you think she believed him or not, whether or not you think she was gonna break up with him at sbp, i think having him tell her he loves her makes it so no one can be like "but if mike had said he loved her everything would've been fine!" i like them going all the way in that sense. i think it's good for us as an audience to have that, this way there's no what ifs. it makes it apparent that their relationship couldn't be fixed by mike saying i love you and also that their fight in lenora wasn't only about mike and about their relationship, like mike never thought she was a monster that was all el, and him telling her that she's not a monster won't fix that internal struggle for her. and it also won't help her grow beyond the monster/superhero dichotomy.

i don't like will and mike being away from the supernatural plot either but yk i do think it's because they're important for the resolution of that storyline and that that's also supposed to come as a surprise. for mike well i don't actually know that he is, but i certainly know will is and i think they did set that up pretty well. he's not in episode 7 but they reveal that the upside down is frozen on the day he disappeared, he's in hawkins for five minutes but the season ends with him talking about his connection to vecna and everyone and their mother is reminded of the fact that will is a vital part of the supernatural plot. people don't necessarily think he's gonna be the key to resolving the upside down and vecna thing for good (no matter what that looks like, i'm expecting it to be both el and will because it kind of is the el show + we'll fix it together + lucas and erica (siblings) being the mvps of the basketball game and the dnd game that has a lot of foreshadowing in episode 1 etc) because el's the one who's always done it pretty much by herself...but it's also never worked. not for long anyway. i would say that like byler (but not as shocking because it's not someone assumed to be straight turning out to be gay) it's supposed to make people go oh why have i never thought of that of course will would be an integral part of the ud resolution this makes so much sense!!! when it happens. and characters also always expect el to be the one to fix it just like they don't expect byler to happen. meta.

and again i don't LOVE mike and will's thing being the conversational roadtrip only in season 4, but i get why they did it like i see the vision. i see where you're coming from and i agree that most people not seeing byler coming isn't necessarily their fault (even though i said it's similar to nancy's s1 triangle and everyone expected it then. nancy never gave steve an i love you i've loved you forever i'll love you forever speech, major difference), i really think it's NOT supposed to be that obvious. even though it is kind of. i get wishing they had broken up mlvn in volume 2 and i certainly would've liked not having to see bylers be called delusional 24/7 but i think mlvn breaking up would've made byler endgame wayy too obvious and if they wanted it to be obvious to the girls that get it only i think they've accomplished that. same with will and the supernatural plot. and everyone is free to not like it still, i just don't think that means the set up isn't good.

very last paragraph. i don't think everything they've ever written is perfect. i don't even think every decision that's been made by the st team regarding WILL's queerness is perfect like (this is another conversation) having noah deny the gay allegations on will's behalf a month before having him say oh yeah he is gay it's obvious is crazy to me it's no surprise that people feel like it's an afterthought and like byler is never gonna happen. even though i obviously disagree with them. fin.

#parenthesis inception #obviously i think the monologue is also interesting for mike and for byler and for will depending on how they deal with it in s5 (can you #imagine hearing your bff that you happen to be in love with tell your new sister who saved your life a bunch of times that he's in love #with her that's bad enough but also that his life started the day he met her which also happens to be about 24 hours after your life change #4ever in the worst possible way like you were fighting for your life in the ud and he makes it sound like #he was having a great time and falling in love and yeah he was #looking for you but also finding himself a girlfriend and that's the thing he'll remember for the rest of his life. you're being mean stop #it wouldn't even be enough in this situation like i would have a very hard time believing that my bff i'm in love with loves me back or #even cares about me at all. but yk i'm not the duffer brothers' oc who knows what they'll do) #el fixing it and it not lasting long is also true of everyone trying to fight the ud with guns btw like yeah nancy is very badass and it's #great that she...likes firearms? idk. idk how to say it but i get that it's a positive thing for her character but at the end of the day #vecna literally walked away lmao like that was not a win #ask

[jyndor]

the haitian revolution was so mean and violent no wonder they never successfully overthrew their french colonizers oh wait

#and theyve paid for it every since because the us and france are VINDICTIVE AS HELL #but they did win independence through violence #also like... cubans didnt nicely ask the rich bautista supporters to stop oppressing them #now obviously i would PREFER nonviolent resistance but who wouldn't? its just clearly not a viable option #i dont have to like it - its not about MY feelings or yours frankly #if you're not palestinian it isnt up to you - to us - to decide how they respond to their aggressors and oppressors #can we have two thoughts at once? i dont think most people would actively prefer violence over peace #but some people can make that choice and some try and try and try and get shot whether they are peaceful or not #would you condemn slave uprisings? what about native americans fighting american colonizers? ofc not #but those are people who are long dead right? beyond our lifetimes - MOSTLY #not that long ago but not like... susan from down the street #but this is how so many people sound #free palestine #colonialism #resistance #occupation #genocide

[gjdraws]

Sometimes there's things you know you're never going to complete so I'm just gonna release these into the wild. Presenting the weird japanese warlord/shootfighter thing that will live on in this post and in my heart. Imagine Daniel LaRusso and Chozen as warlord royalty (courtesy Mr. Miyagi adopting Daniel and making him a royal ward and blood brother to Chozen). The warlords get together to have tournaments where the best of the best gather to fight. Sometimes people die too but not in the Tomi Settlement bc Mr. Miyagi isn't an animal. Turns out the Red Cobra's sensei is an animal

The Red Cobra whomst? A mysterious, masked lil man comes to fight one day? Who is this tortured, technically brilliant fighter whose sensei may have had him kill people in other tournaments and why does Mr, Miyagi know his sensei and also ask Daniel to keep an eye on the Red Cobra

Anyway imagine that Daniel and the Red Cobra spar, and it all seems strangely familiar bc they may have almost fought in a grudge match tournament, near some fences before that before Daniel picks up a sensei who talks to the Masked Man's sensei , and maybe Daniel begins to suspect things. also this was a 100% a/b/o which I will never draw if only bc it has too many plot holes.

Anyway, for your viewing sensibility: the A/b/o + Shootfighter + Royal Daniel AU that will never be. Also those are peonies near johnny bc they symbolize honour, courage, strength ;_;

(more details in tags for those who care)

#lawrusso #cobra kai #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #there was like a whole thing where daniel tells the Cobra - if i win the spar you tell me who you sre #and guess what theyre evenly matched #and why he stays with kreese was the whole - would you be abandoned or would you stay with someone who wants you even if they're awful #anyway its sid its sid who abandons him because #DING DING the whole did not present as Alpha isnt even good to Fight #and Kreese in his batshit paternal way goes i will take him off your hands #but like he has johnny fight AND WIN but also AT WHAT MENTAL COST #yes yes #its an indulgent au #anyway the cobra's good chozen likes him daniel likes him #and then he... shows up late to a fight #and he's... really bad today #he wins but he gets his ass kicked #WHY IS HE SICK YOU ASK #HMM MAYBE DANIEL WILL FIND OUT WHILST ALSO DISCOVERING WHO THIS FIGHTER IS #there was an epic swordfight with Kreese #which i might still draw hmm #so msny plotholes #where is lucille #the who is kreese gets handwaved by only miyagi meeting him #and miyagi is in exile bc he also presents as omega PLUS doesnt want to fight #and then sato is like OHSHIT i miss you too much #please come back and we will bicker over whether omegas are allowed to compete #spoiler: they do eventually #and johnny becomes daniels royal guard the end #replies

[mxtxfanatic]

I'm also rooting for Qi Rong in the JC vs Qi Rong fight. He is unhinged and completely awful but at least,he is funny especially compared to JC.Also, in a weird way, I think him being so unapologetically evil and a bit over the top is just more fun than JC's thing.

Oh I wasn’t talking about fighting, I was talking about shipping lmao 🤣

#tgcf asks #anon #you can thank/blame fireandgrimstone for that one #but i would also root for qi rong in a fight #jc too easily riled to win against an opponent who’s making fun of him #as we see in canon

[mell0bee]

the fact that ronin picked which monster they would fight is very cute and also very funny. like u gotta wonder. does matt or maybe the rest of the cast show him the minis collection and explain to him what the monsters are? how much does this child know about d&d lore?

#as someone who has worked with 3-6yos a lot. most kids would LOVE that bc they LOVE telling you about monsters #and they LOVE hearing about new ones #i had a sticker of a gelatinous cube on my waterbottle and the kids would ask what it was and when i explained they were like WOOOAAAAH #'i like the gelatinous cube!!! would he win in a fight against a dragon?' 'uuuuh idk what do you think?' lmao #bee watches c3 #bells hells #critical role #1:17:32 c3e40

[miku-meeku]

You like blondes with a bitchy personality and a soft spot for hardcore porn

NOOOO, NUH UH, NOT TRUEEE, LEAVE ME BEEEE!!!!!!!!! SOBBINGGSSGS,,,,

anws, im rlly into blondies fr

goofy art by my friend jonan years ago

blame this fucker, this mf is the one that kickstarted me into liking blondies ever since i was a wee lil girl

#asks #blondies....... #jokes on you if you think i just like whitney who is a baby bitch boi #i too like insane mfs like oz #who would win in a fight actually #oz or whitney BAHHAHAHHAHAHA

[lloydfrontera]

NOVEL SPOILERS 🖤

Just gotta love the fact that in the final chapters, but really let's face it- the fact that in the ENTIRE novel, it builds up on the viewpoint of Javier on how he constantly fails to protect Lloyd whenever something terrible happens to him, and the fact that in the end, he really wasn't able to protect him, even as the strongest swordmaster in existence, and i just think it's funny how unresolved the whole thing was to the point that Javier thinks he doesn't deserve to cry over Lloyd's final letter to the fronteras znxnncnf

LIKE WHY SAY THAT JAVIER DESPERATELY WANTS TO HELP(he does, really), AND THEN NOT BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY PROTECT HIM manxnnxndjdh though, granted, in the final scene they did simultaneously protect each other cliche-ly via getting stabbed for the other, it's just hilarious how this didn't go anywhere as lloyd died anyway

The narrative really said "Javier can't protect lloyd but he can help in other means, i swear"

I just think that sad boy Javier hours :>>>>>>>>

oh god

oh fuck

you cannot do this to me the damage this ask did to my brain and heart is immeasurable

you are so right tho!! that was. that was a really strange plot thread to leave dangling like that. and like it starts all the way back to cremo! javier gets disappointed in lloyd and leaves him behind to go fight the zesty lobster only to later feel guilty about it because he should've protected lloyd and lloyd almost died because of him. then there's the mastodons incident and javier gets really angry that time because lloyd isn't supposed to put himself in danger! he has people for that! he has javier for that! and yeah this is shown as a good gesture from lloyd because he refuses to put his people in danger for him (and don't misunderstand me it is a good thing) but it's also the start of lloyd not asking for help and wanting to take all the worry by himself. and javier notices that. then there's namaran where once again javier can't find lloyd, he can't protect him, lloyd almost dies again because javier couldn't defeat the hell knight by himself. and javier feels so guilty about it! he starts trying and training and working even harder because! he wants to be strong enough to protect lloyd! and then comes the bone dragon fight where, yet again, javier thinks he failed lloyd and couldn't protect him. literally his last thoughts were about how sorry he was he couldn't save him and how he'd wanted to be there at his side for the rest of his life. favorite scene btw. and then he does! he does manage to save lloyd, he literally turns into a grandmaster to save lloyd (which btw, getting to a level of swordplay that is thought of as imposible just to save your best friend? that's g-)! and you'd think that'd be the end of that right? except that no, lloyd is a little shit who keeps getting into more and more trouble each time more dangerous than the last. and while javier doesn't struggle as much physically to protect him, now lloyd's problems start being of a kind javier can't help him with as essily! especially because lloyd refuses to let him know how he can help! and in lloyd's mind that makes sense, because he knows javier wouldn't even doubt to give his life in his place (even if he's like absolutely wrong in the reasons on why. which is. a topic for another post. we'll get to that. oh trust me. we're gonna get to that) but it does cut off javier from doing anything to help him! it cuts him off from a major part of the plot! and javier notices! he tries so hard to be there for lloyd, he gives lloyd so many chances to be truthful, he confronts him several times, hoping lloyd will trust him to tell him how can he help... and lloyd doesn't. he has his reasons but at the end it just comes out as him not trusting javier enough to let him help.

and that's never resolved! javier never gets the chance to be in equal footing to lloyd when it comes to resolving the situation! lloyd never actually tells him anything! correct me if im wrong but lloyd never even tells him he's not actually,,, well, he never tells him he got isekai'd! javier finds out on his own, he pieces it together all by himself and then the letter where lloyd tells the truth isn't even for him.

and i'm not saying javier should've died in lloyd's place, i kinda don't love when choosing to die is shown to be a heroic, always right, selfless, good act, honestly that's part of why i am ok with lloyd's sacrifice at the end. because it's shown to be a tragedy, something he desperately didn't want to do, something he fought so hard against, something he really didn't want to choose and it's meant to be sad, we're not meant to be satisfied or content with it.

but i do think not even telling him takes away so much of javier's agency, it cuts him off from further character development and like you say! it's just! a plot threat that's left dangling. it's never resolved, it's never addressed, we're just meant to see javier struggle with the feeling that he can't protect lloyd and then failing to protect him at the end, feeling so guilty about it he doesn't even allow himself to grieve for him.

maybe we're meant to see his admission of missing him and wanting to see him again at all costs as him finally being able to do something in order to protect and save lloyd? it is a thing that was mentioned very often, how javier constantly admits to himself that lloyd is a better person than he thought and how he does think they're best friends but also is not willing to say it out loud, so maybe him bring willing to broadcast it to everyone in order to get to lloyd is the pay off for that? but it feels a bit,,, unsatisfying. i do love it! like javier admitting how much he loves and misses lloyd, annoying one of the most powerful beings in his world and hopping universes to get to lloyd? absolutely amazing, i love it, wouldn't change a thing. but it does feel like they didn't address one of his biggest insecurities except to confirm it to the most extreme degree.

ANYWAY ALL THIS TO SAY you are very right, the narrative did say "fuck you" to javier, and it is sad hour times for our favorite knight 😔

unrealistic that we didn't get a montage of javier being extremely over protective of suho after getting him back. he probably would refuse to leave his side for a good while, being too afraid to even go to sleep because what if something happens and he isn't fast enough to protect him yet again? i will admit that is a good sandbox to built hurt/comfort fics 🤭

#the greatest estate developer #the greatest estate developer spoilers #lloyd frontera #hey i got an ask #lunacurse #plus i was talking to lazyandalittlebitcrazycat about the competition at the end #and we both agreed miss ella should've participated #are you telling me that this man. who's been fighting all this time. going through so much. literally ascended to a new plane of existence. #all in order to protect suho only to fail and get a miracle second chance. would trust someone else to protect the person he cares the most #about?? and even worse that person is being chosen with a competition that anyone could enter??? like yeah he could probably assume that #alicia would win but crazier things have happened what if something goes wrong what if the person chosen isn't someone they can trust #what if they accidentally choose someone who isnt that good what if they don't choose the right person what if they fail to protect him too #there's too many risks he can't allow that he isnt willing to play with lloyd's safety like that #so he'd definitely enter the competition and absolutely trash everyone except for alicia who he does trust and is willing to yield to #ajdkajdkad #but because he is disguised most people don't recognize him and think miss ella is a very talented knight who's very in love with suho #but who gave up her rightful spot as the winner in order to respect the queen only to mysteriously dissappear out of heartbreak #so now a lot of the country believes suho has three extremely talented sword masters in love with him. except two of them are just. javier. #he's 2/4 of the hypothetical polycule ajdkajska #btw that last part was just me rambling crazycat just told me about miss ella entering the competition #everything else is from my own harvest lmao #god i really love to not shut up don't it akdjals #i talk a lot <3 #javier asrahan #tged

[sexynetra]

i found lots of symone pics as i searched for gettyimages gigi so !! here is a delivery of gettyimages symone straight to your door :)

This is so huge for me wowie wow wow what a day what a celebration!

Her face? Her legs? Her understanding of her body??? She’s everything to me and I never even expected to care about her when I started the season 😭

#I appreciate this so much #you single-handedly are saving my Covid experience #I watched all of s13 last night while fighting off an almost 103 degree fever just because symone was the only thing I could think about #that might pull me out of a panic #tmi but alas #she’s just so good #and so pretty #I remember when I started s13 I was like okay I know that symone wins so I’m gonna root for someone who isn’t symone bc she’s too obvious #and then like. two episodes in I went. damn. symone really is the only option actually. she’s SO good #symone my beloved I will write you into a story one day I promise #symone #ask #asks #thecollectionsof #house of Avalon #also I’m so glad that my best friend has good taste in drag queens like I knew I picked good friends when she gushed with me about symone #among all my other favorite queens of course #she knew I would never speak to her again if she didn’t fall in love with jaida #and she actually liked Anetra before I did isn’t that crazy #anyways tag rambles over I love u and ur asks

[hella1975]

on the note of worst sibling fights... i once got a crochet hook sTUCK in my oldest brother's leg,,, like my mother had to ice it until the swelling went down enough and she could take it out. he once put his thumbnail through my eyelid. havnt had as serious of physical fights w my other siblings cause we didn't live in the same house growing up but im still very much in agreement w u

omg im so late to answering this pls dont hate me but OH MY GOD KAJHFKJDASHGKJHSKDHG

#this was about me saying arcane viewers who thought vi slapping jinx was wrong/bad/etc needed to get a grip #like every sibling everywhere is looking at you in disbelief rn #me and my sister havent had many properly bad physical fights (especially none as bad as these omg?? LMFAOO) #bc my mum had a real thing of like 'you're weak and pathetic if you cant win an argument with your words' #and like. raised us to just fucking assassinate people's characters at a moments notice #which is SO fun to turn on each other when we're all super good at it #but when me and my sister DID properly fight it was always so funny #like my mum fully had to ban us from doing makeup at the same time bc we shared the bathroom mirror #and one of us would accidentally nudge the other when trying to get through the door at the same time or some shit #and it would just descend into a full on scrap and my mum would have to come upstairs bc of the racket #literally 7am on a school morning could you be arsed 😭 #ask

[daz4i]

i love seriously overanalyzing silly joke questions to find the right answer to them. gives me the rush of feeling smart with no real stakes of being told I'm wrong bc no one else actually cares enough to think about it this seriously

#like the ''pick 2 to protect you. the rest will try to attack you'' thing. #when it's animals other people go as hard as i do but a fandom thing? only 20 ppl will see it anyway. i can go ham if i wanna #ask me silly questions like the who would win in a fight one. i will calculate the right answer for you

[haroldtea]

who was it on here that posted about yue and azula being 2 of the most popular girls in school and becoming rivals 2 lovers cuz i can’t stop thinking about it

#azula mai and ty lee as the heathers basically #zuko is part of their clique only by association bc he’s the older brother but doesn’t have the same pull with other students #yue’s ~clique~ is childhood bff sokka and his older sister katara #golden straight A students except katara is constantly getting sent to the principals office for back talking the asshole teachers #and sokka is often doing illegal things on school property for science #katara is on the field hockey team bc i said so and bc she likes to express her rage in a healthy way #yue is student body president which enrages azula and she takes ballet and all the guys ask her to prom but she says no #toph is the wrestling team king #aang is mr. popular bc you can’t talk to aang for more than 2 seconds without being like ok i’m willing to die for you now #zuko is king of the drama club and the dumb jock bros are too scared of azula to make fun of him for it also zuko would win in a fight #sokka does tech for the theatre dept so you can imagine where that will lead #some shenanigans will lead them all to have to work together on something and oops now they’re all friends except azula and yue #maybe i can combine this with the magical girl!yue idea i once had #atla #yuezula #?? i guess #ok but who was it who posted this the other day i want to kiss ur forehead #2023 edit to these tags i meant to say younger sister katara idk what happened there

[celestialtrolls-moved]

if there is any sort of power scaling between your OCs, how do they match up?

Not formally, but some of the ancestors on my blog, most poignantly His Imperious Malignancy, Jarobexx Akidre, and The Creator, Queen of Hearts, Ceremiré Nostam are the most powerful on the blog in most categories and overall.

Others vary a lot but it's hard to compare them when their 'power' is in different categories.

Aelynn and Malzya are probably the physically strongest and the toughest opponents in a fight (and are ironically the descendants of the ancestors I mentioned). Celess also gets a bonus mention because she's a former military weapon, and Everen is like a walking tank.

In magical, psionic, or voodoo-related power, Cereba, Lerath and Amarin are the strongest, with other magic users like Marnai, Pharis and Eddows following behind.

And then in influence, Ringleader Solitaire Eenzame and Enlightener Belenu Suliss have a lot of influence and power but mostly behind the scenes, having other people carry their will.

#technically i could use my little 'fave character' sorter to try and figure out who would win in a fight out of my cast #but that would take a long time to get them all ranked #thank you for this ask this was a very good brain distraction

[allpromarlo]

not to toot my own horn but there's very few wr1s in the nfl that i couldn't fold like a lawn chair

#i would obviously NEVER. but i'm just sayin #the only one that'd probably fuck me up is dk but who's saying i wouldn't let him #5 inches of height is nothing when the dude in front of you weighs 30 pounds more #aj brown is another #he may be built like a matchstick but he'd smack me into christmas eve #everybody else is getting BITCHED i'm sorry #i could dribble tyreek hill like a basketball is what i'm saying #nfl #if you're asking what prompted this: i had a lil debate #bc my 6'1 brother said he would win a fight against most cornerbacks in the nfl which is bogus #that man can't even defend himself when his mom is beating his ass. pat surtain would violate him #n e ways have a great night