#who would've thought

[kithtaehyung]

“[...] With the same facial expression and the same gesture, but in a more refined, imposing wavelength, I send you my old letters. I wish you take and hold them dearly. Wishing these songs represent not some reckless bravado but the courage you gave me.” Namjoon’s letter for Indigo release. 

trans. doolsetbangtan, posters/recordings: studioagust 

#never used my mic for an edit before lol #who would've thought #bts #bangtan #btsgfx #namjoon #rm #indigo #trackofthesoul #usersky #shirleytothesea #annietrack #bangtanarmynet #houseofddaeng #cyphernet #*latest #*gfx #the things i do for kim namjoon #anyways who is ready for indigo bc i am NOTTT

[midnightmah07]

🪲🐍

#💙! mah's art #twisted wonderland #twst #oc x canon #fanart #art #oc art #oc twst #sketch #traditional art #jamil viper #💙! damali #💙! jamali #who would've thought #i already have a ship name

[moomanmilken]

fellas, is it gay to dress up with some blond weirdo? is it gayer to look good doing it???

my honest reaction:

#one piece #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #dofuwani #they dressed up *one* time to make the other warlords jealous or something #it only made them think they're gay #who would've thought #doffy never lets that old man forget when they matched outfits #i wouldn't either tbh #crocodile is dripped up #ignore how i tried to post this yesterday but tumblr nearly killed itself #my art

[strayingsocks]

small kitsune dazai doodle to relax .

#my art #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #who would've thought #art school is STRESSFUL!!!

[emlovessid]

@jegulus-microfic february 3, king, 96 words

James’ eyes trail over Regulus’ face as he looks down at the board between them, eyebrows pulled together as he worries his bottom lip between his teeth.

God, he’s so beautiful, James thinks when Regulus’ face lights up in a smile.

Regulus looks up at him then and meets his eyes, and James wonders how it’s possible to fall a little bit more in love every day. 

It’s not until Regulus’ lips lift into a smirk and he says, “Check mate,” that James breaks out of his reverie to find that Regulus has his King cornered.

#i read check & mate last week and it gave me a lot of feelings about chess #who would've thought #jegulus #jegulus fic #marauders #sometimes i write things

[murdrdocs]

cw exhibitionism and public sex (but clothed!)

just thinking about how much chad meeks-martin is in his element when he's at a party. like, at the frat halloween party, he's just allowed to be that charismatic jock that can get along with everybody and who knows most, if not all, of the songs on the better-than-expected playlist.

he's dressed slutty, (good for him) but if you decide to join him, partaking in the one night a year that you can truly be a slut without much judgement, and you dress as a dallas cowboy cheerleader to match him, he's going a little crazy.

he's buzzed, as are you, and he's tried to avoid too much pda by dancing with you instead of pushing you against the wall and kissing you until you could barely breathe in the stuffy atmosphere. but then there's a succession of songs that always manage to get you both, songs that are old enough to be considered Classics among you two, and suddenly you're dancing a lot more provocatively and he's grinding into you, ignorant of the watchful eyes surrounding you both.

maybe you're both just enjoy a healthy amount of exhibitionism, because suddenly tongue fucking against the wall of a frat party doesn't sound too bad. one of his hands roaming your body, the other above your head, trapping you in the space with the buff expanse of his physique.

the kiss is so sloppy, all tongue and teeth, barely any lip. he has you so close to him, both of you almost half naked, but it's not enough. he pressed one of his legs further between yours, and he pushes it up to connect with your core and just the pressure has you gasping a little. but then his hand reaches your waist and he pushes you back and forth and it feels so good. everything is heightened with the circumstances; in public, where it's almost socially acceptable to make out like the horny teenagers that you are, but it's definitely not okay for chad to get you off right here, with your friends (and his sister) somewhere around the house.

but chad can't stop, and you don't want him to. your noises are so sweet and pretty and they're right next to his ear, allowing him to take each little sound in over the thump! thump! of the music. your hands reach for his hips, nails scratching at his belt and the denim of his jeans and his tanned skin.

"jesus, chad. feels 's good. but–" you're about to say something but one particular drag of your hips against the denim pushes the seam of your shorts a certain way and it itches against a particularly sensitive spot and it takes you a second to remember what you were saying.

"'but' what, baby?" chad has to remind you through kisses to your temple.

"but we're in public," you finally finish telling him, your eyes opening to look around you. you bring a hand to the back of his neck, trying to urge him to move off of you but you're not trying that hard.

his head lifts and you can see a smile in only his eyes. he licks his lips, casts his eyes around both of you, and turns back to face you with a smile on his lips too.

"no one's watching. you can continue to grind against my thigh and get yourself off if that's what you wanna do." he's the one getting you off. he's controlling your movements. but he's manipulated the situation to cause a little humiliation.

not that much humiliation, though, because you push your lips to his again and you let both of his hands grip your hips and move them faster against his leg.

it's not long before you're cumming, your moans muffled by sticking your head in the crook of chad's neck. he's talking you through it ("there you go. feels good, doesn't it? you know i couldn't resist you in this little get up, sweetheart. just had to make you feel good, couldn't help myself. didn't know you liked things like this. dirtier than i thought. fuck, love you that way, too"), his words only making you shake and spasm harder until you're leaning back against the wall, your eyes closed and breathing heavy.

when you've come down enough to open your eyes, chad speaks. "heard they have jello shots in the kitchen. wanna get one?"

you stare at him, deadpan, and push at his shoulders. "if you don't take me home right now, chad."

he laughs, head thrown back, and he reaches a hand out to do as you'd told him. but it's then that anika comes around the corner.

"you're needed, big guy."

#GASP #SOMETHING CANONCOMPLICIT ??? #who would've thought #chad meeks martin x reader #chad meeks martin smut #chad meeks martin x you #scream 6 #chad meeks martin #chadsworld! #celeste writes scream

[fantasmagoriam]

It's her nameday! (and also my second anniversary of starting FFXIV, but some things are more important)

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #ffxiv art #wol #au ra #xaela #can't believe she's been living in my brain for two years now #..... you know I think I'm starting to understand what people see in MMOs now #turns out having a silly little thing you can share with your silly little friends online is nice sometimes #who would've thought #oc: nigen avagnar #matry's art

[neuroticbookworm]

Boston and his "friends"

Last week, after I watched Boston get wrongfully branded by Atom as a sexual predator and isolated from the group, I was seething with rage and wanted to see Cheum, Mew and Ray to fall at Boston's feet and beg for his forgiveness after the truth comes out.

But today, honestly, I think it is a better character arc for Boston if he doesn't get that resolution from them. Because he fucking doesn't need it. He has defined a wonderful relationship with Nick, his first love, that will give him joy until he leaves for New York (cc @lurkingshan) and he has listened to Atom's grovelling apology. He has no other hangups tying him down.

Cheum, Ray and Mew, on the other hand, do not have the conviction to confront the truth in their relationships. They accused Boston of being duplicitous but none of them approaches their own problems with anything even remotely resembling a healthy communication.

Cheum heard her brother tell her that he lied about Boston taking advantage of him and all she could say was this:

She did not feel horrified that her brother chose to slander a friend, and she does not feel any remorse for her actions. I bet she thinks it's all fine because Boston is a slut anyway, he slept with Top and ruined Mew's relationship, so why does it matter that he was wrongfully accused this one time. Well, Cheum, it doesn't matter to him, but it will matter to you as you have not learned the integrity to face your mistakes and apologize for them. An apology should not be made expecting forgiveness in return, and it should not be valued based on the moral standing of the person you're apologizing to.

Mew. Oh, Mew, Mew, Mew. @lurkingshan pointed out during our post-episode conversation that Mew cannot stick to his schemes, he peters out at the first sign of stress and gives in to the status quo. He wanted to give Top a second chance, and then Boeing showed up. After understanding that Boeing is playing games for his own revenge-on-Top agenda, he initially goes along with it to spite Top. And after all the scheming has made both of them utterly miserable, he listens to his parents and finally decides to give Top an honest-to-goodness second chance. But, he doesn't give it after going through the painful process of self-reflection, and communication where both of them can set clear boundaries and understand where they each stand. Nope. Instead, they just casually agreed to push it away to deal with it in the future.

I declare my love for Theory of Love as loudly and passionately as I can whenever I get the chance on this hellsite, and one of the main reasons why I love that show so goddamn much is the conversation between Khai and Third in the Theory of Love Special Episode, where Khai admits that a girl kissed his neck at a party and how he tried so hard to keep Third from finding out. Third then tells him that he has known about the kiss the whole time, and how Khai need not worry; he knows the difference between an accident and a kiss with purpose. He then tells him that Khai is not the only one trying to make this relationship work, he is trying too, because Third also loves Khai and wants to be with him.

This is what healthy communication looks like. The issues and miscommunications must be tackled head-on and resolved before moving on, so they don't fester into an even bigger and more painful problem later. You can't "leave the problems to the future" and expect it to work itself out. In case y'all don't remember, Khai had to step on literal broken glass to stand his ground and plead his case after a miscommunication, and it was still not enough. That's how painful this process is and I will bet my bottom dollar that Mew has exactly zero percent of the fortitude it takes to talk through a relationship faux pas.

Ray, the human embodiment of a fucking dumpster fire. All he says to Sand after accusing him of taking money from his dad in exchange of taking care of him is "I'm sorry" and Sand immediately takes him back into his arms (I'm so embarrassed that I was briefly rooting for Sand at the start of the show). He does his community service with Sand for a hot minute and then immediately plans an overseas trip to whisk him away. He spells it out, yet again, how he is always looking to "buy" Sand (cc @wen-kexing-apologist)

Buying Sand, ya know, the exact same thing he was mad about, one episode ago.

Trying to prove that Ray's communication skills are severely subpar and unhealthy is like trying to prove that the water in the ocean is salty; the more time I spend on this, the stupider I would look.

All of this is a long winded way to say that Cheum, Mew and Ray will be too busy trying to escape their own trappings, the ones they built for themselves while they convinced self and each other that they are better than Boston; while Boston moves on with his life, living unapologetically as he always does. They can keep their apologies -- I don’t need it, and neither does Boston.

#writing about healthy communication in only friends was a surprisingly tiring task #who would've thought #and did i write this post just to wax about my favorite scene in theory of love? yes i did #only friends #only friends the series #ofts #ofts meta #only friends meta #theory of love #theory of love the series

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

catra:

also catra, 5 minutes earlier:

“you will never get your hands on adora” my brother in christ you are the one who gave him the coordinates to track her.

#don't you hate it when you give personal details of your “friend” to a maniac tyrant and they actually put said “friend” in danger? #who would've thought #love how the fandom only focuses on the part where catra “protects” adora lmao #context is everything #spop critical #spop #spop salt #spop criticism #spop discourse #she ra #anti catradora #anti catra #anti spop #anti c//a #antic//a #anticatra #anticatradora

[donde-el-diablo-parquea-la-moto]

Q!Foolish and Q!Vegetta really woke up one day and decided to have the most beautiful family on the server forever.

#and by family i mean EVERYONE on the server #after the wedding everyone will be related to them somehow #qsmp #who would've thought #certainly not quackity who was trying to make them rivals #vegetta #foolish gamers #siblings leo and roier my beloveds #qsmp leonarda #q!roier #i will never shut up about this #foolgetta

[picory]

JAW IS ON THE FLOOR. armenia mentioned in mainstream media? in disney? mickey mouse funhouse? and minnie called her little star (which is what astghik means). holy shit i need to draw minnie in her cute taraz

#INSANE #quacks #as always the comments are annoying and it's christian armenians who don't give a shit about pre christian armenian culture #who would've thought #'hurr durr there's only one god' man shut up

[ratkingdom]

”You're the page of cups, Maura had told her once. Look at all that potential she holds in that cup."

#a lurker actually posting something?? #who would've thought #learning digital art so... blue<3 #trc #the raven cycle #the raven boys #trc fanart #blue sargent #my art

[mr-badjokes]

Fanart for chapter 50 of A Tale Of Two Tricksters by @cookiecomics

AO3 link

The thing I was expecting the most from the incoming chapters was the next encounter with Probably Not Philemon, AND I LOVED IT ASFSFSF

The amount of love that I have for this fic's Joker is not normal and can't be messaured, I love accomplice boy

Anyways, I fought art block and won and that's how I managed to draw something after two weeks of not opening csp XD

#fanart #p5 #my artwork #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #first time drawing p5 fanart and it's for a fic #who would've thought

[bogkeep]

i'm trying to fix a very cheap pocket watch (i got it for the equivalent of 4 dollars as a teen) that was not made to last or be serviced. it is going: badly

#swedenquest #WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT #im so annoyed. i made the mistake of opening up the spring barrel #the spring didn't need replacing but i couldn't put it back in #so i got a new mainspring. but it doesn't DESERVE a new mainspring!!!!!!!!!! #i got this watch from some flyer that came with a science magazine my parents subscribed to #it was like 'JOIN POCKET WATCH CLUB.... GET THIS FANCY WATCH FOR ONLY 39 KRONER...' #and i was mesmerized. i had to have it. presumably i convinced my parents to get it for me #and it looks very cool but it's so cheaply made haha #i don't even think it's been lubricated #the face was glued to it. I'll have to glue it back on #anyway ive satisfied my curiosity at least

[tommensbaratheons]

JERONICA NATION, WE LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY. ONE LAST TIME.

#riverdale #jeronica #vughead #jughead x veronica #jughead jones #veronica lodge #look at us!!! #who would've thought

[magical-regical]

More Caleb things from me because y'all seem to really like it when I talk about Caleb.

I've seen people theorize about what myths the new batch of dateables will have if they do get myths. And it's a bit unoriginal but since I associate nii-nii with apples I got the brilliant idea that his myth can be something Adam and Eve-esque.

Why? Well, tldr; it's angsty, bittersweet, myth-y, and it involves apples. There you have it. If any of you've read the last...three? four? books of Paradise Lost (maybe even a version of it that's not in old english) you'll know what I mean.

As usual, more of my thoughts and crazy rambling under the cut

So we're not completely ripping off the Adam and Eve story, Caleb is instead a guardian for the forbidden fruit and he gives the fruit to MC has heart issues again. And then it ends up with both getting the middle finger from Astra because at this point I wouldn't be surprised if all of MCs incarnations have 'pissing off Astra' baked into their DNA.

I'd like to see those two work out the emotions as they're kicked out of 'paradise' like in Paradise Lost before eventually landing on the conclusion that 'yea our situation really sucks rn. absolute dog shit actually, but if I have him/her by my side, I think I can still find happiness even with all the new challenges we are going to face."

And, and, and you know how in Paradise Lost, Adam gets to see pretty much every major event that will happen from him to Jesus (as they are written in the bible)? What if Caleb's myth just reveals that everything is a cycle? I saw a theory that said the current LIs myths are set in the future and I found that absolutely bananas because Linkon is this super high tech city while say, Zayne's has a more fantasy vibe to it but just imagine, if Caleb's myth ties everything together.

Like, the Linkon we know is destroyed, a new mankind is created as the world kind of regressed back into a time of magic and prophecies as nature reclaims the land and we go through the three current LIs myths and then because of the events in Caleb's myth w/ 'Adam' and 'Eve' being banished from 'paradise' they build civilization back up to the level of the Linkon City we know now and the whole thing just, repeats itself.

Wouldn't that be crazy? 'Philos' and 'Earth' will be like two sides of the same coin that just alternates between each other until the end of time because this one bitch with a paper towel for a heart can't stop trying to one-up god.

#associating Caleb and apples lead to this #who would've thought #love and deepspace #caleb love and deepspace #xia yizhou #lnds #l&ds