In what world is taylor swift considered a tortured poet? Tortured is burroughs on heroin, is sylvia's head in the oven, is hunter s thompsons sheer lunacy, is lynch saying he'll shoot himself if he forgets a good idea, is bukowski being a deadbeat misogynist fuck up, is a beat poet in psychosis, is 27 club, is junkie scholar, is manic depressive diagnoses, is active drug dependency, is suicidal ideations. For a beloved world famous white girl popstar to take on the title of the tortured poet is the ultimate bastardization of the tortured poet...
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Headcanon that cas does not understand human pet-names in the slightest. Sure he knows about ‘darling’, ‘honey’, ‘sugar’, but he doesn’t understand why those words are chosen specifically. One day, Dean and Cas are in the kitchen, Dean’s making dinner and Cas is watching him, and Dean’s like, “Hey Cas, can you pass me the rice?” And Cas, wanting to impress Dean with his knowledge of human interaction/emotion, responds with “of course, Milk.”
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Eddie who would pull the 'I miss my wife so I've gotta go now' card whenever he wanted to get out of boring and awkward conversations.
Except he had no wife. Just Steve Harrington, his housemate, who welcomed him home every day and accompanied him on tours every year.
Who laughed at his lame jokes and shed tears for his pain.
Who had gone through thicks and thins with him and still chose to remain by his side.
Who cooked him delicious dishes and made the best coffee in the world.
Who shared tender smiles and slow danced with him under the flickering lights of candles.
Who brushed his hair and sang him old love songs.
Who kissed him silly between their bickering and banters.
Who fell apart beneath him and embraced him in warmth and sweetness.
Who would've given him a life if needed to without asking anything in return.
So yeah, Eddie might have no wife yet. But whenever he said "my wife", he always thought about Steve, his sweetheart, his love, and his soon-to-be fiancé.
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Kaeya got his vision when he was around 18 because he came clean about his past but actually it was because the gods knew if he had gotten it when he and Diluc were kids, they would have set the orchard on fire because Diluc would have come to the conclusion that “if you apply cryo and I apply pyro it will make hydro and we can water the plants without doing any work”
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THE BOY!!! THE FUZZY BOY IS HOME!!!
Thank you so much, @theskeletongames for making him, I absolutely love him and he already has a spot on my bed. Having him arrive after a chaotic week is exactly what I needed. He is perfect and absolutely HUGE and I have cuddled him so much in the few minutes I have pulled him out of his bag.
Definitely one of my best purchases ever. Thank you so much!!!
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oh gosh but fifteen is going to be the kind of person who gives people petnames all the time. how are we going to survive?
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