#whomst

[whomst-art-thou-whomst-whomst]

Han Juwon’s Guide to Joining a Small Town Community (Beyond Evil)

1.) Make an impression on your first day! Alienate everyone in creative ways so they’ll remember you better!

2.) Flirtation with the local DILF doesn’t always have to involve physical affection or cutesy gifts. Sometimes the clearest signal to send is breaking into that special guy’s basement. Sometimes is roughly nine times a week.

3.) Packing for your move: wet wipes, hand sanitizer, map of reed field, unopened copy of How To Win Friends and Influence People (Kwon Hyuk’s birthday gift for six years running), cork board with red string, earplugs, etc

4.) Be really subtle about your daddy issues as you stalk the aforementioned local DILF.

5.) Avoid butchers bearing eggs.

6.) Keep your fancy Seoul apartment to maintain the self-delusion that you’re ever leaving the countryside again. Lie to yourself and your father about moving back to Seoul.

7.) NO. TOUCHIE. *Terms and conditions apply (see: going to hell for someone)*

8.) Keep your therapist sibling wine-aunt lawyer Kwon Hyuk on speed dial.

9.) Full, thoughtful rotation of hot girl summer/angst emo fall/wet cat winter/ready-for-that-ring spring wardrobe, particularly jackets and suits

10.) When in doubt, murder accusations.

#whomst #beyond evil #I’m so sorry #no I’m not #jwds

[provider-of-guardians]

Have you heard of Nelson the hairless hedgehog? He is a British hedgehog that resides in a wildlife reserve. He has no quills or hair whatsoever. Someone should base a Sonic character off of him

This little man is NAKED-

Oh my w o r d

#MEATBALL #provider of ramblings #whomst

[maxsix]

#okay yes ok #song mingi #mingi #ateez #he wears a suit very well #honestly who wears a suit as well as he does #whomst #JayB from Got7 doesn't count ok #i think they always put mingi in 3 piece suits bc the stylists agree with me #Underrated Handsome Man

[inquirewithbillcipher]

are u a Nicki fan?

Nicki… Nicki…. I don’t know any Nicki’s?

-Bill

#bill cipher #bill cipher ask #bill cipher gravity falls #gravity falls ask #ask blog #gf bill cipher #gravity falls bill #ask #gravity falls fandom #silly things #triangle man #billy bow tie #whomst

[sleeplesssmoll]

If Sonetto is #1 and Matilda is #3, who is in second place?

This is a genuine question not a riddle. It came up in the Green Lake event and in a couple of the daily sign-in facts.

Matilda ranked #3 in Arcane Biology on 12/29 and Arcane Skill Theory on 12/31

#reverse 1999 #whomst #feels like an important person to omit #matilda bouanich #i need to take an arcanist biology class #tell me about your cells #pls

[atthebell]

there's another egg form group 4 that's alive????

#bell.txt #liveblogging #WHOMST #qsmp

[murderandcoffee]

NEW GUY?! NEW GUY??!! NEW GUY???!!!

#HELLO?? FRESH MEAT???? #WHOMST #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 6 #the magnus protocol #josie listens to podcasts #bs.txt

[mitchmrner]

WE HAVE THE #1 POWERPLAY IN THE NHL?

#WHOMST #HOW #leafs lb

[dupliciti]

sampo has some dick-sucking lips (positive)

          ❝ I sure hope that's some expert judgement speaking~  ❞  Grating giggle slips out as he gives a wink. Clearly, whether or not this was meant positively or negatively, Sampo would've fully ran with it anyways.  ❝ My mysterious sunglasses friend, were you just trying to make me blush ?  Or were you interested in something more ?  Either way, I'm flattered that you got a good long look at Sampo Koski~  ❞

#i went on break to entertain this /hj #WHOMST #( ◇ ⁿᵒ ᶜᵃˢʰ┊ ask; ) #( anon; ) #suggestive cw #( usfw; )

[ciceroballtorture]

one day somebody will have to sit me down and explain who the fuck this jerma guy is and why ppl care so much

#.text #WHOMST

[whomst-art-thou-whomst-whomst]

Lee Dongsik’s Guide to Multitasking Your Personal Trauma, New Romantic Interest, and Murder Investigation(s) (Beyond Evil)

*headcanons and ideas set during and after canon*

1.) Trust no bitch. Especially the fussy, emotionally unstable, clingy, brave, smart, and irresistible kind. Pretend that you don’t have a type and that that type isn’t “socially awkward twink who hates how much he wants me”

2.) Uncooked noodles are a valid food group! Don’t listen to rich city boys who say otherwise.

3.) You have two remaining besties, codenames Sassy Sister and Shady Mister. You are on the fence to replace one with the local butcher, Sharpy Blister (this codename thing is admittedly limited), but you’re undecided.

4.) At one point you seriously consider leaving the basement door unlocked with a welcome mat in front of it, but even you aren’t even sure whether it would be a joke or sincere, plus it wouldn’t do to be too forward in this courtship. Mustn’t frighten away the timid hedgehog boy too soon. Lure him in with treats (possible murder clues). Good hedgehog boy. Sit and stay.

5.) A few months after you get out of prison, a reporter comes around town asking questions about the rumors around Minjeong that had been on TV at one time. Unfortunately, he stops to ask for directions to your house at the police station, where Officer Park Jihoon is happy to assist. Somehow his directions accidentally lead the reporter into the boggiest part of a reed field, which he is eventually rescued from (two hours later, as the neighbors in the surrounding area didn’t seem to hear him shrieking). Encourage professionalism among your former subordinates by giving Jihoonie an extra dinner serving that evening.

6.) Make peace with the fact that your new partner’s dad is, like, actually the worst case scenario father-in-law. If you can’t make peace with it, make war. Bonus points if you engineer shit so you get to homoerotically cuff his son (into custody, of course) in front of everyone.

7.) Break into Han Juwon’s flat at least once without ever leaving a trace. Take a selfie with the murderboard (adorable. oddly endearing. maybe you can frame it at the lake house?)

8.) Somewhere along the line, you realize that had circumstances been different, your whole family would have welcomed Han Juwon into their home and hearts. Try not to think too much about it.

9.) You watch Han Gihwan’s trials on a prison tv with a guard (24, recently married, anxious to talk to someone about becoming a father) and there is a tiny, brief, terrifying moment at one of Han Gihwan’s trials where a piece of incriminating evidence from a confidential source is revealed for maximum effect at just the right time to shock the courtroom—and it’s right at the moment the camera zooms in on Han Gihwan’s stunned face, because in that moment you’re focused on the blink-and-you-miss-it smirk on Kwon Hyuk’s face in the background and you think: oh god. There’s two of us.

10.) When in doubt, smile and flirt.

#whomst #beyond evil #jwds #yes I glossed over a lot of angst because Dongsik needs a break #and a germ-conscious boy toy. as a treat.

[provider-of-guardians]

Poop is just concentrated sin and evil leaving your body. Every time I pray, I have a bowel movement shortly after

jfklajfklajfksjlk

#how am I supposed to respond to this XD #provider of ramblings #whomst #dude what if I teach my kids that when I'm a mom someday #omigosh

[cherrytraveller]

*gasp* I found your tumblr!!!!

#ask #WHOMST #but also HELLO :D ??!?!

[ryo-maybe]

#whomst

[maxsix]

#yeonjun #choi yeonjun #txt #mma 2022 #tomorrow x together #AND IF I DIE YEONJUN? WHAT THEN HUH #WHO WILL WALK MY DOG #WHOMST #WHY IS HE SO HOT #WHY WHY

[dncingthrghlife]

where is the fucken whimsy?!?

obviously, it’s easy to critique stuff and say “what i would do if i were in charge” but i had thought? hoped? envisioned? a script helmed by riordan himself would at least be irreverently whimsical!

it’s almost like that was the expectation set by the tone of source material—imagine that! so how can it end up so self-serious and “epic” that it literally looks like a bleakly color-graded marvel flick???

i can’t tell if this is the fault of the show-runner, director, or editor.

i’ll blame riordan/disney+ since it just feels right.

#this is not a critique of the child stars #they are excellent #the set design is impeccable #costuming too #but it is a slog to get through a less than hour long show #this post has been brought to you by #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo #and the many sins of #rick riordan #disney+ #whomst #season 1 #spoilers #pjo spoilers