#whoops there it is

[aerodaltonimperial]

Prompt - "I haven't exactly done this before."

(ANON I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE HERE FOR BUT I HOPE IT WAS THIS AND ALSO I HOPE YOU AREN'T TAZ, LMAO; nsfw, under the cut)

Hook's hands still after he slides down, knees hitting the carpet. His fingers tremble ever so slightly along Danhausen's waist, a whisper along the bare skin there. His eyes flicker up, half-hidden beneath the tangles of his hair, and oh, if that isn't enough to curl Danhausen's toes in his boots. He can't believe he's been given this, honestly; can't believe that he was chosen to end up here, on the receiving end of such a gift.

"What is it?" Danhausen asks, a little out of breath; he cords his hands through Hook's unruly strands in a move that he hopes is allowed, hopes is acceptable. He wants to touch Hook. He wants to feel him.

Hook's mouth quirks to the side when he huffs out a self-conscious laugh. "I, uh, haven't exactly done this before."

That stills Danhausen's hands from their ministrations. He freezes. "What?"

"Um." Hook runs his tongue over his lip, red and swollen from Danhausen's attentions earlier. Hook had tasted like salt, tiny remnants that burst along Danhausen's tongue from the fries they'd shared. "Is that...is that okay?"

"Hook doesn't have to," Danhausen tries, thoughts racing to catch up. "Danhausen doesn't—"

"No, I want to," Hook says. His grip on Danhausen's hips tightens. He's nervous; he doesn't have a lot of tells, but Danhausen has started to pick them out, notice the way they slink onto his motions. He rarely sees Hook nervous. To think he is the reason for the emotion breaking free and rattling in Hook's limbs is, frankly, overwhelming.

"I want to," Hook repeats, softer. Almost a whisper, almost reverent; Danhausen is struck all over again: why me? Of all people to choose, of all the possibilities, and Danhausen is the one here with him, looking down at how blown his pupils are, how wet his lips are, how eager his eyes are shining. Maybe Danhausen will never get quite this lucky again. Maybe this is the peak, the high he'll end up chasing the rest of his life.

Hook keeps their gazes locked, a dusting of pink along his cheeks. He slides his tongue out across his lip, dipping into the corner, and Danhausen tracks the movements unconscious, abdomen clenching. "Just, uh, give me some direction?"

"Okay," Danhausen promises. His hands are already fisted in Hook's hair: that will serve.

Hook smiles, languid and sharp and excited, hovering at the edge of the same anticipation. And then he leans in, brushing his mouth to the tip of Danhausen's cock enough to drag a groan out of Danhausen's throat, teasing with his tongue in slow circles, experimental, learning the lay of the land. It never even matters that he ends up almost gagging himself a few times, that he has to pull off a few times to cork his jaw around to avoiding locking it, that he chokes when Danhausen comes because he wasn't entirely ready for it—it's the best head Danhausen has ever gotten in his life.

And Danhausen pays it back in spades once he's come back down, gets Hook's heels kicking against the sheets of the hotel mattress, wrenches delicious moans out of Hook's lungs and swallows him down into the same hazy, giddy release, marveling the entire time that he's been chosen to be the one to know the keening whines and the needy hands and the stuttering muscles when there are so many others who would kill for the same opportunity.

#WHOOPS THERE IT IS #don't mind me writing smut on my lunch break

[wijnfestijn]

Sometimes I forget I really am that girl

#me #face #whoops there it is

[motziedapul]

Did Tolkien ever say the Elves, Men, Dwarves and Hobbits were White?

No. Some of them were pale, some of them were blond, but in reality, there was no talk of real world ethnicity in his works.

Did he ever talk about White people in literature and in general?

Yes.

I have the hatred of apartheid in my bones; and most of all I detest the segregation or separation of Language and Literature. I do not care which of them you think White.

-

The treatment of colour nearly always horrifies anyone going out from Britain & not only in South Africa. Unfort[unately] not many retain that generous sentiment for long.

- J. R. R. Tolkien

As you probably guessed (or maybe you didn't because you were given a false image of what Tolkien was "supposed" to be), he was vocally anti-racist.

Not to say he didn't engage with harmful, racialised tropes, but he also railed against allegory, and the idea of applying his fictions to the real world, for good or ill.

Many will insist they know how Tolkien would've felt about certain things, and those people are liars. We don't know. We can only base our knowledge off of what he has said.

And for the most part, he was like, "fuck Hitler, fuck the Nazis, fuck segregation and apartheid, the way people of colour are treated is fucked"

(also yes, he described Galadriel as Amazonian, "man-maiden" and excellent in athleticism on top of generally being one of the most powerful Elves in Middle Earth and being the favourite of an angel [Maia] who she lived with for a while, so she was a grade A #1 superchad Mary Sue and that's exactly how Tolkien intended her to be. Anyone saying otherwise is wrong)

#tolkien #whoops there it is #lotr #lord of the rings #raicsm

[mxbbadperson]

...i binged zero-one so i only remember bits of it. but i still feel that it's better than geats

#whoops there it is #kamen rider geats

[riverswater]

Genuinely crying at work rn. They have thousands of old photos (from the 50s to the 90s) they asked me to scan (so they can create a digital archive). Today I found a photo from a 80s protest with a banner that says "FOR THE PALESTINIAN CHILDREN". It's been 40 years. It has been a lot more than that, actually. And still.

#palestine will be free #m #photography #The photo was taken in Bologna btw sadly I don't have the exact year but it's from the 80s for sure #Edit: I really didn't expect this to get so many notes. The photographer's name was Gianni Ottolini. I don't own the copyright to this and #Probably shouldn't have posted it whoops. If I can get more info on the photo I'll add it here.

[beggars-opera]

I hate, hate, HATE the term “affordable housing.” I hate that we’ve normalized it. I hate that we just accept that the majority of housing, a basic human right, is unaffordable to much of the population. Housing should be affordable as a baseline. If rich people want to add arcades and gold-plated hot tubs on top so be it, but everyone, everyone, regardless of income level, should have access to a clean, comfortable home with enough light and space to make life worth living.

#whoops I had an opinion #politics #housing crisis

[homefryboy]

*vegeta voice* i just didn’t care anymore

(commissions open)

#boys art #comic #comics #the mr. men show #mr. grumpy #little miss chatterbox #little miss sunshine #little miss whoops #mr. messy #little miss magic #little miss scary #little miss daredevil #mr. quiet #mr. strong #mr. bump #mr. bounce #mr. stubborn #mr. rude #mr. persnickety #mr. fussy

[wolfythewitch]

I have endured what no one on earth has ever done before

I put to my lips the hands of the man who killed my son.

#art #digital art #tagamemnon #the iliad #iliad #achilles #priam #greek mythology #epic cycle #also just realized i drew the wrong hand whoops #listen i really wanted to draw the thumb

[crunchynoodle]

I cannot hate myself into being good enough.

May we use love as a balm over the parts we think we should hate. May “love” look any and every way that feels nourishing for us. May we remember we don’t need to rid ourselves of the tough parts before we show up, before we move closer toward what brings us alive. May we listen to the parts of us we might instinctually want to silence. May we let ourselves be both unfinished and already enough. May we see what unfolds when we let it all be practice. My unlovable parts see yours, honor yours, love yours. Thanks for being in it with me.

Lisa Olivera https://lisaolivera.substack.com/p/loving-the-unlovable

#raw truth #whoops there it is #acceptance

[justmewondering56]

How much do you want to bet worlds only privileged vaping furry lives near mystic aquarium and farms puppies for similac

#Whoops there it is #Gold guns girls bitch do not expect a happy death! #I’m just here to kill the others #Cate wurtz #Kill yourself #benzodiazapines #Let’s benzos get into the blood of children so you can’t trust food control #Benzodiazapines are dangerous #Lol surprise nobody loves your well funded indie scene and in fact they want to hurt you

[nanaslutt]

pranking jjk men by making “babe” autocorrect to “whore” in their phone

ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna

ʚ cont: suggestiveness, crack

MINORS AND AGELESSBLOGS DNI

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ

#forgot to add tojis the first time i posted WHOOPS LOL #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo smut #gojo x reader #geto smut #gojo satoru #gojo satoru smut #jjk smau #gojo smau #geto smau #suguru geto smut #geto suguru x reader #nanami smut #nanami x you #jujutsu kaisen nanami #choso smut #choso jujutsu kaisen #choso x reader #toji smut #toji smau #fushiguro toji x reader #sukuna smut #sukuna ryomen smut #jujutsu kaisen sukuna #ryoumen sukuna #sukuna x reader

[wijnfestijn]

Golden hour baby

#me #face #whoops there it is

[alaraxia]

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

#this is how I finally gave DE a try #and whoops! #now I have permanent brain worms for it #there’s a direct line between someone I follow spam reblogging DE memes and me spending 500 dollars on a Kim jacket replica #and I think that’s beautiful

[teeth--king]

Whoops, another wave of burnout and health hit while I was in the middle of this but hey I finally finished it. Got my first moss rain and it nearly gave me a panic attack, why the hell was Elliott so chill about it. Green!

#also ah. you can see when my hands started to shake in the piece. whoops #art #stardew valley #1.6 spoilers #stardew #stardew valley elliott #stardew elliott #stardew valley farmer #stardew farmer #fanart

[crowleyholmes]

I didn't want to leave, Crowley. I didn't have a choice. I'm doing this for you. For us. We're still on our side.

#whoops i accidentally made a thing #sketched a pose in the morning and it got out of hand #good omens #goodomensfanart #good omens 2 #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #bentley #mine #my art

[triona-tribblescore]

Concept from a few days ago that has been ROTTING my brain. BIKER ANGEL BABYYY!!! Something I didn't know I needed in life-

Hes so cool and like, idk I just need to consume more media where angel is being badass. DGMW!!! I LOVE HIS PRETTY FEM SIDE. But also I think ppl forget he's a chaos maker/ prankster/ turf war participator who will run you down without hesitation if in a fight uvu

#THIS WAS SO FUN!! #deffo gonna do more cause MANNN twitter is loving this one #hes so pwetty #ALSO HUSK BEING FLOORED FOR HIM #we love a supportive hubby uvu #also! #I never draw bikes or mecha #this is very inaccurate...whoops #but the type of bike is a futuristic racer one #:D <3 #angel dust #angel dust fanart #husk #husker #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #valentino #hazbin #biker angel #tribbleart #MWAH!! <3