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Context: I’m in English class and our teacher told us to mix up metaphors, and one of the metaphors was ‘You must nip it ____ before it becomes ____’

not me being a fangirl in class with no context whatsoever :)

#spn, #deancas, #supernatural season 15, #supernatural, #dean winchester, #spn 15.18, #spn 15.20, #why am I like this, #castiel, #cas, #destiel, #dean, #online class

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i’ve been on this hellsite for six hours since spanish destiel happened.

#why am i like this, #spn

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*briefly zones out but keeps scrolling *

#why am i like this, #shit it happened again

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My midterm is fully a week and a half late, and my TA reached out to me because she was concerned and I told her it would be done *latest* Wednesday morning (to both motivate myself, and so I can tell my therapist that I finished it). And as it is now 3am this fine Wednesday morning and I am still nowhere near done, I would like to curse past me for having any faith in my ability to finish this in a (not even) timely manner, and also thank(?) current me for both downing a second double shot energy AND ordering McNuggets because now I have to stay awake.

#why am i like this, #late nite college life, #my last two Chinese hws are also many late

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That feeling when you realize you peaked in high school and even that wasn’t exactly great.

#sad boi hours, #self deprecating humor, #what the fuck is wrong with me, #why am i like this, #1am rambles, #1am shitpost, #1am things, #1am thoughts, #highsociety, #high there, #high thots, #high quality, #thoughts

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Why is half my zoom university experience opening a quiz/assignment and going “oh this isn’t due until tomorrow morning” and all the urgency is gone. MAAM it is 1 am you have to let the chickens out in the morning

#why am I like this, #this is what happens when I cant refill my script

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FUCK i’ve been tagging a non moot as a moot for so long until this very moment i’ve found out that i’m a dumbass

#IM SO SORYR, #AND IM SO EMBARASSED, #logging out forever at this point, #why am i like this, #shut up vee, #IM SO STUPID WHTJFLSD, #.

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Growing Pains - Alcoholic_kangaroo - DuckTales (Cartoon 2017) [Archive of Our Own]https://archiveofourown.org/works/27707603

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera/Gyro Gearloose
Characters: Gyro Gearloose, Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera
Additional Tags: Possibly Unrequited Love, Fantasizing, Weird Biology, Weird Corkscrew Duck Penises
Summary:

Fenton is going through his “growing” phase of pre-mating season and is feeling a bit worn down. Gyro is somewhat fascinated by the idea of giant duck dicks.

#why am i like this

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Me, 1 week ago: okay I have 6 days to do this school project… I’ll start tommorow…

Me, 3 days ago: I have other commitments to be attending to, I’ll start tommorow

Me, yesterday: *realises my project is due tomorrow* shi-

(I don’t know how I manage to get full projects done in 1/6 of the time we have to complete them and still get a good grade… Like how?)

#school projects, #procrastination, #why am i like this, #oh well 😅

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why is it that i start writing something and i have all these plans and i get so excited

but then when i’m half finished i lose all motivation and it just sits in my folder staring back at me

i would have triple the posts on my blog if i finished everything i have drafts of

#i’m losing my MIND, #someone save me, #& to make matters worse i just keep starting new things, #and not finishing anything before starting a new one, #why am I like this, #can anyone relate?, #please tell me i’m, #not alone in this, #assffghjkl, #zxcvbbnmjsksl

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not to be a simp on main but why is niki so pretty

#treewords, #mcyt, #she’s just, #ethereal, #she’s so pretty i can’t, #why am i like this, #nihachu

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I’ve seen so many pictures of Axl wearing American flag outfits today that I saw an actual flag and my first thought was “oh that looks like something Axl wore” not “oh look a flag”.

I legit forgot about the flag and I’M AMERICAN.

#yes this is a struggle post, #I've just seen so many pics of him in flag outfits today, #why am I like this, #it took me a couple minutes to realize I was looking at the flag. It wasn't a real flag it was on a puzzle if that improves the situation, #axl rose, #guns n roses, #seriously though there are American flags everywhere. I see them every day. How did I forget????

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me: i wanna write
my brain:

#why am i like this, #;; a shark pup ;; ooc

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Let’s be honest, there are so many ways that class 3-E overlooked in killing Koro-sensei

For example, here’s one way, as portrayed by my sona.

*claps hands* Quiet on the set, it 3, 2, 1…

Hestia walked into the classroom. She looked around, everyone perking up. Everyone was already in ther seats and the teacher was already at the head of the classroom. She smiled sheepishly. “Ah, it appears I am late.”

“Young lady, I hope you don’t make a habit of this,” Koro-sensei huffed from his spot by the blackboard.

“Sorry. I lost track of time,” She smiled. “Being new, I wanted to make a good impression on you, so I was starting on a new sweater to give you as a gift, but I didn’t know how big to make the neckline. So I ran here as fast as I could when I noticed I was late. ”

“Glad to have you here,” Nagisa said, holding out his hand. Hestia shook it quickly.

“Exactly,” Koro-sensei nodded. “But I appreciate the thought.”

“Is it okay if I measure your neck? Just to get the neckline just right?” Hestia held up a roll of measuring tape often used in sewing.

“Sure,” he nodded.

Hestia smiled and walked over, clearly at least a little intimidated. However, most everyone noticed a strong scent of lavender radiating from her. “Can you please lean down? I can’t quite reach your neck. You’re too tall.”

“Yes,” Koro-sensei responded, crouching down. Hestia unraveled some of the tape and wrapped it around his neck.

The alien teacher promptly exploded.

“Well that was easy,” she huffed.

After a few seconds, someone yelled. “What the heck was that?”

Hestia turned around, unrolling the tape and showing the other side to everyone, which was painted pink. “I crushed up the bbs and made them into paint, then covered the tape with it. Karma had the right idea when he got here, just the wrong excecution,” She shrugged. “There are a lot of other ways you could have taken him out. Like turn some of the stuff into a gas and pump it into the classroom. Give him a necklace made of the bbs. Replace floor tiles with the stuff. Make him walk into a trap. He’s got a nose on him, so the perfume was to hide the scent of the paint.”

Karma laughed shortly. “Good job, newbie.”

Hestia smiled. “My friends like to call me Birdie.”

Someone piped up. “Why’s that?”

Hestia responded appropriately by pulling of her coat, revealing a backless dress and turning around, showing off a tattoo of large white wings. “See? Bird.”

*clips that movie thing* Aaaaand cut!
Anyway, yes, the classroom did a lot of dumb stuff.
Koro is really sentimental about gifts, so just taking advantage of that would be perfect.
For example, making him some of his favorite junk food but with some of the anti-Koro stuff in the middle.
Give him a hat covered in paint-ified bbs
Legit find a way to get him to swallow a bb
Seriously, it’s not that hard
Why do you make it out to be so hard, Karma, it’s easy
Maybe the author had to milk some story out of it instead of going the easy way

#assassination classroom, #oc, #story, #why am i like this

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Today on “Making Myself Emotional Over Music Inspired Headcanons” is Sirius and James singing this song super off key together in the afterlife