#why are yall so funny

[faffreux]

yYes… he is 3 (Three) Years Old Grown man . i am . . . a 2 year Old Lawyer offerin..g solicitor servicces near You . Contact me for More Details -> google.com

PLEASE LMFAO

#WHY ARE YALL SO FUNNY #ASKS

[chloesimaginationthings]

um.. three Mikes - three emoji memes:

One day I’ll draw enough Mikes that it’ll fit any emoji

#ask reply #idk why but the thumbs up one kills me the most #it’s so funny just hell yeah #that’s Michael’s energy #yall comparing my art to different random images is great #you guys just get the vibes I’m putting down

[paint-it-dead]

sooo *twirls hair* berserk has everything-

#berserk #guts #griffith #casca #farnese #charlotte #griffguts #gutsca #farnesca #chargriff #my posts #berserk manga #berserk funny #idk what else to tag bleghhh #anywaysss #thought this was funny sooo enjoy the product of a whole 5 min of editing(can yall tell im shit at it?) #*slams roof of berserk* this bad boy can fit so many confusing ships in it #im not 100% certain of farnesce but in the good version of it thats in my head they meet when theyre both leaders of their respective #troops/soldiers/mercenaries and they have a shounen homoerotic rivalry going on.... its BRILLIANT #also why does griffith make everything he's in extremely yuri?? it should be studied #must be the oscar françois de jarjayes in him

[whaliiwatching]

a taste of hannibal, a touch of megamind, a shot of venom (pours the whole damn bottle)

i love venom (2018) a lot, it’s my go-to movie when i’m bored or sad, i have seen it many many times. i saw it again a week or so ago with a bud and finally had the opportunity to pen down this lovely au i’ve been thinkin bout

i’ve got a much more fleshed out sketch of how this au plays out. not sure if i’ll write it yet

anyway some bullet points

noir (called, ofc, noir) arrives on earth-138 in the 1920s. his first host is robbie and they basically go through the venom movie, where noir slowly learns to love earth and humanity and all that jazz. up until the 50s or so they’re an investigative reporter and occasionally a scary vigilante superhero!

when robbie is killed (not ewaf style. i forbid it), it fucking devastates noir and he host-hops for a bit, doing fun anarchy things to keep up robbie’s legacy but also losing a few morals here and there. he can do a little murder and eat nazis as a treat

the symbiotes arrive en masse and osborn infects humans with them to turn into his fascist riot police army

through vampire-hunting-esque shenanigans, hobie and noir meet, and strike up a tenuous truce to fight the government. hobie does not like him at first, but noir very much does ;)

cue a slow burn gothic romance between a freedom fighter and a devoted monster <3

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #theyre not spiderpeople in this au lol #the issue is i can write horror but i cant draw it lhkjdsf #which is why the Funnies #and the goddamn megamind scene. which somehow perfectly fits #see the fun part about it is that noir has to always be connected to hobie in order to survive #so we have Monster Who is Recklessly Devoted to Host and Host Who is Not Into This #noir’s hat and general look come from his assimilation to humanity over the last fifty or so years. hes not like other symbiotes #hes quirky. he wears a fedora. you ever seen him without that stupid hat on that’s WEIRD #two stupid old jokes in one! i like it #anyway yeah monster noir for the win #thanks discord! yall made me rework this entirely just to make it more fucked up horror <3

[pixlokita]

I feel like ? I gotta remind people it’s ok to unfollow a blog when it upsets you in any way >> like if I ever do that sure, you can let me know if it was anything I did personally I’d appreciate it but if you just don’t enjoy something it’s ok to unfollow ;w; can’t stress enough how important it is to put your mental health first 👌

#pix habla #fnaf #✨💖 even if you don’t like frogs and I post about frogs does that make sense #i see some yall not liking some of the stuff I draw and just kinda wonder ? why you still follow lol #i won’t take it personally #even if it’s a mutual heck I’ve even told my friends to unfollow if they ever need a break from my blog =w=👌 #because It’s nothing personal >> #i used to ok so funny story xD I used to follow a friend in middle school on social media #and we were good friends but had nothing in common in what we posted about =w= #like she loved Beatles fanfics (don’t ask do not ask idk I didn’t read past the titles) #and i loved sonic :v #and like #thats aigh ? you don’t gotta ? follow a blog that doesn’t bring joy no matter if you’re close or not #i would honestly hate it if I’m making anyone upset or unhappy #so yeyeyeye I’ve said this before in other fandoms but like >>)✨✨💖 put 👏 your mental health 👏👏👏 FIRST ALWAYS👏 #Stay safe y’all ✨👌 have fun be free #we’re all just… sitting here… online 😔 ain’t nothing to it

[maukiki1]

i love this scene because what the actual fuck is his problem

#ik he said that bcs theyre extra weight in the helicopter but still why would you fucking say that #aguma is literally so funny to me yall dont get it. i need to kill him myself #also the manspread??😭😭bitch cross your legs like a REAL man #beyblade #beyblade metal saga #metal fight beyblade #beyblade metal fury #metal fury #kenta yumiya #masamune kadoya #yuu tendou #aguma #yu tendo #yu tendou #yuu tendo #aguma beyblade #beyblade aguma

[raviollies]

Does anyone else oscillate between feeling extreme shame over NSFW content/feel like it cheapens you as an artist, and I'm an adult and can draw whatever I want and if it makes me happy then it's worthy of existence

#why am i having an existential crisis over drawing blythe ass #or answering a funny ask #yall this is why i have multiple ocs because my shit is so contradictory inside

[angelmichelangelo]

thinking about this one particular panel from moon knight 2016

#WHY IS IT SO FUNNY TO ME #khnoshu but he’s the vibe boom effect every time he talks #idk why i said that. that makes zero sense…. ANYWAYSB #this has been in my drafts for a hot minute yall can have it #moon knight #marvel

[uselessnbee]

i just think it's hilarious that we knew jopper will be canon and we treated it as such even before s4 just because we knew Hopper is in love with Joyce and there were "hints" it's reciprocated,

the same with rovickie, we treat it as canon just because we know Robin likes Vickie and there are "hints" it's reciprocated even tho they barely talked and Vickie had a boyfriend

and yet still we need to write essays about how byler could be endgame

like ..... it's funny.... it's stupid......why do we need to analyze shit with byler when we didn't need to analyze anything with the other ships😭

#i just really find it so stupid it's funny #doubting byler endgame is dumb fr #did any of yall doubt jopper? do yall doubt rovickie? #no! #so why doubt byler? #and why others can't see it and keep lying to themselves like #truly dumb #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #jopper #rovickie

[lorstandian]

people who do wow battlegrounds should be studied

#world of warcraft #big fan of the ashran hate while i went yayyy #why does it rat out mercs now everytime an alliance joins the horde in call to salem we're both like 'A RAT IS HERE' #its so funny whys it say (alliance) beside them when theyre on horde. #u used to only be able to tell via their guilds #but blizzard was like (points) that mfs MERCING #i have so many screenshots like these. #i collect them i think theyre so funny.. yall dont even know abt the arc where #salem and i pvp'd in ardenweald and got bountys and hid in trees #to where theyd yell the most insane shit abt not letting us climb those damn trees. #everyday i think abt the man who said he'd write a fanfiction abt him killing me #and we both were like PLEASE GOOGLE THE NAME SANDALPHON BEFORE U WRITE THAT BROTHER.

[tboycamilo]

the chad t4t parents vs the cringe fail gayden son. which way encanto fan

#this image is so funny why is his head so big i hate camilo #encanto #camilo madrigal #pepa madrigal #felix madrigal #pepa x felix #trans camilo madrigal #trans pepa madrigal #trans felix madrigal #disney encanto #gay camilo madrigal #encanto fandom who up and still alive i miss yall #sorry for calling camilo a gayden i didn't mean it (lie)

[todayisafridaynight]

I'd screenshot every profile on here individually tbh but the new IW character lore is soooo juicy

i'll screenshot em for the team on tumblr cause i woke up sick today

renders under the cut. if anyone wanna look at em 👁️👁️

#snap chats #pissed forever because there's an uneven number but this is fine this is fine this is fine this is f #idk why it makes me happy that nanba's working at a medical equipment manufacturer but it do :]] #JOON-GI BEING UNABLE TO STAY AWAY FROM THE GANG THO 😭 THE ICHIGANG NOT THE YOKOHAMA ONE #i mean he still there but.. it cute how he doesnt wanna leave ichi and the team alone </3 they're fam..... #love how ichi is referred to as jo's 'fated rival' my brother in christ it's the equivalent of having beef with your step son #'fated rival' THE DRAMA. enough. #at the family bbq and yall bein DISORDERLY anyway. #idk 'brawler' is such a funny description for him like. TECHNICALLY sure yeah that works. Technically #seemed to be more of a weapons guy but semantics #ANYWY THESE ARE SO FUN epic.... can january get here already... #and then after january can it be february so i can have my aoki plushie..

[chichikoi]

oppulent.

pairing: diluc x gn! reader

fandom: genshin impact

trope(s): marriage of convenience, implied enemies to lovers

warnings: crack. mentions of thick fingers (sobs), reader has a teasing personality, workplace romance.

a/n: whoever thought it'd be a good idea to give me a functioning brain and a keyboard *sighs wistfully*. this is peak delusion, please try to enjoy, and bear with me.

Diluc scrutinized the ring in his hand, his brow furrowing in subtle frustration. He glanced up at you with an impassive expression, motioning for you to extend your hand.

"Let's try this again," he grumbled, his tone clipped and businesslike.

You obliged, holding out your hand as he selected a new ring. Diluc's fingers were precise as he attempted to slide it onto your ring finger, but as it happens, it caught midway.

He frowned, his impatience growing more apparent. "Your fingers are thicker than I anticipated." he remarked with a measured tone.

Suppressing an eye-roll, you extended your hand once more, wondering how someone so meticulous in business could falter with something as seemingly straightforward as ring size. Diluc selected another ring, and this time, it glided on with ease.

"There," he stated matter-of-factly, "the right size."

You couldn't help but mutter something under your breath.

Diluc shot you a glance, his crimson eyes meeting yours with an unreadable expression. "Excuse me?"

You met his gaze head-on, your irritation bubbling to the surface. "I said, I didn't realize precision had a learning curve, sir."

A flicker of annoyance crossed Diluc's features, but he remained composed. "I don't have time for inefficiencies. This is merely a formality for our arrangement."

You couldn't resist a sarcastic smile. "Of course, Mr. Ragnvindr. I wouldn't want to inconvenience you with the size of my fingers." He merely grunted in response, returning to his usual grumpy self as if the exchange hadn't ruffled his feathers.

The tension lingered in the air as you exchanged those subtle barbs with Diluc. The jeweler discreetly observed the dynamic between you two, unsure whether to be amused or uncomfortable. Once the rings were finalized, you gathered your composure, preparing to leave the shop. 

As you turned to exit, Diluc's voice cut through the air, begrudgingly breaking the formality. "You can drop the formalities. Just call me Diluc."

A mischievous grin tugged at your lips. "Oh? so we're on a first-name basis now?"

His response was a tightened expression, a silent plea for cooperation. "It's more convenient for our... arrangement."

Your satisfaction was palpable. "Alright, Diluc. If you say so."

As you sauntered out of the jeweler's shop, you left behind a bemused Diluc, who, despite his stoicism, seemed to have reluctantly taken a step towards a less formal connection.

#♔ — works ! #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #diluc #genshin diluc #diluc x reader #genshin fluff #genshin crack #;-; i just wanna talk about grumpy CEO diluc yall #im so down bad for this man i sweae #ughghghghghghg why am i thinking these thoughts this is so unhealthy ANYWAYS HAHA #i hope this makes sense to u guys #but if it doesnt then just remember that it doesnt make sense to me either #i just think that diluc is sovdkbfrgwenosi its so funny #bye #if there are any mistakes or typos you will ignore them bc i will come back and fix this. bc i did not proofread. #bc i am an impatient piece of shit #hahasdkofgtnftpdrsoawkfsd #FIUEzdbnogwI DILUC MY LOVE

[sticker-time]

figured i should post my art here too,,, just recently finished disco elysium, powerful homoeroticism i really enjoyed it

#i have the coloured version but im not too happy with it tbh #so for now yall can have the lineart™ #also the filters on tumblr are so funny #why can i drown them #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #kimharry #harrykim #?? #personal

[sttoru]

gege when i catch you gege, gege when i catch you gege

#sttoru chats. #WHY IS IT SO FUNNY TO SEE PPL GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE THEORIES ABT HOW HES STILL ALIVEEEEEE #LMAOAOA #yall apparently dont know gege #maybe if a miracle happens he resurrects but #0.01% chance #ive reached the acceptance stage