#why can’t they just talk

[sash4testhis]

i’ve been seeing so many people talking about when Aziraphale and Crowley fell in love with each other and my honest feelings are that they were in love from the first moment - when they were angels and Crowley was creating the nebulae, you can see the twinkle of hope in Aziraphale’s eye at the hope of Crowley calling them beautiful and the disappointment of realising that he was calling the nebulae beautiful.

i think this is the moment that Crowley realised that he was in love with Aziraphale - on the wall of Eden, debating whether he had done the right thing and Aziraphale the wrong, funny isn’t it? if they both got it wrong - but couldn’t accept that he loved an Angel or anything associated with Heaven, possibly not even accepting that he could feel something so overwhelmingly positive as love. so i think he failed to continue to acknowledge the fact that he felt that way. when he is trying to set up Nina and Maggie to fall in love - the rain, the shelter, the vavoom! - it’s a projection and i think it takes seeing them react negatively to the situation that makes Crowley realise he is projecting, he thinks that will make them fall in love because it made it him fall in love. that’s his realisation of “oh god, i’m in love with Aziraphale” which of course, consequently leads up to the ending we all know and love..?

this is a very popular opinion, i think this is the moment Aziraphale realised he was in love with Crowley. Crowley had just performed such a miracle (no pun intended) in protecting not only them but also his books, something that means almost more than anything to Aziraphale. the gratitude he felt towards Crowley in that moment and the sheer appreciation for him and his devilish ways (pun intended) captured Aziraphale in that moment i believe and made him come to his senses and realise he was in love.

i also feel the necessity to mention that i believe that’s part of the reason why Aziraphale is so set on labelling Crowley as a “nice” demon, he can’t believe that he’s fallen in love with a demon - which is probably why it took him so long to accept the fact that he did indeed love Crowley - it gives him a means to justify his feelings for Crowley, because surely it isn’t so bad to fall in love with a demon if they are a nice demon… right?

anyways there’s my good omens brain rot of the day, sorry to only continue to break your hearts but i’m dragging you all down with me in the agonising wait for s3

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #azicrow #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #a.z. fell #anthony j crowley #ineffable partners #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable lovers #ineffable idiots #why can’t they just talk #still not over the divorce #screaming crying throwing up #neil gaiman

[seasosworld]

i think i always thought if we got a kiss in good omens crowley would have his glasses off and it would be a hello to the rest of their actually peaceful, happy and quiet lives together on earth.

instead we got a kiss that was a goodbye to everything they’d known for the last six thousand years, full of anger and desperation, and crowley’s eyes hiding behind the shield he never used with aziraphale.

#i am not okay #aziraphale #crowley #good omens #i wanted them to smooch but not like THAT #why neil #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #spoilers #why can’t they just TALK

[somebodytell-them]

#scenesfromaficillneverwrite

She can’t do this again, not with him. She can’t let them throw their entire lives out of sync because she’s in love with a stubborn asshole who won’t let her speak or explain herself, so she forces herself to move away from the hotel room door.

“You know what? I’m done fighting with you Steven, I’m done begging you to just listen, and I’m done begging you to love me.” She walks towards him as she says it, pushing through and talking a little too fast because if he interrupts her she’ll never get it all out. “Firstly, I never slept with Micheal and I wasn’t going to. You know how pushy he is, I needed a ride and he decided he needed something in return.” Steven opens his mouth and she shushes him, holding up a finger.

“And second, I don’t know what your problem has been these past several months, but it’s like you’ve completely given up on us-on me. I love you, and I’ve been willing to compromise on ninety percent of the things we’ve talked about because you actually talked to me Steven, but this-“ she gestures angrily to his presence as she steps back towards the door, “this is not the man I fell in love with, the man who can’t even tell me if he wants a future with me or not.” She hates the fact that just talking to him makes her cry, but she pushes through anyways, and opens the hotel room door.

“So if you don’t want us anymore, you can leave. If you can’t possibly imagine a year into the future to decide if you want me in it, then you can leave. I refuse to beg you to treat me like the woman you once claimed to love.” She leaves the door standing wide open and goes back to her horrible bed and sits.

Of course he doesn’t say a word, just looks between her and the door a few times, eyes wide behind his shades.

“Jackie-“

“No. Make a choice, if I’m not what you want anymore, if you’re not willing to at least meet me halfway, then we can go back to how we were before we got together and we can pretend the last two years never happened.”

“We hated each other two years ago.”

She doesn’t utter a word about how she never hated him, about how she’d always admired him, especially for his honesty.

Neither of them speak for a moment, and she almost jumps when Steven moves.

Towards the door.

Biting her lip to keep from crying, or spitting out hateful words she’ll regret tomorrow because no matter what she still loves him, Jackie sits still, watching the love of her life walk away.

Steven pauses when he gets to the door, his hand on the knob and she just wishes he’d slam it already so she could cry.

And slam it he does, only he’s on this side of it, and he’s locking the door and he’s bounding across the room to the bed, taking off his glasses as he goes. He tosses them on the bed and sits down next to her, and says the seven words she’s longed to hear.

“Okay Jackie, let’s talk about the future.”

#that 70s show #steven hyde #hyde and jackie #jackie burkhart #michael kelso #jackie wouldn’t just cheat #why can’t they just talk #be happy #my Jackie wouldn’t marry Kelso once let alone multiple times

[angee1011]

OKAY BUT LIKE SALLY AND POSEIDON’S CONVO OMG

“Do you want to talk to him?”

Long pause. THUNDER rolls in the distance.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#pjo tv show #pjo series #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #sally jackson #poseidon #I AM UNWELL #do not talk to me #OMG #like the reminder of WHY Poseidon can’t be there for his son and for the woman he loves #don’t get me wrong #the gods need to DO BETTER #but god. just the fucking subtle way they did that. #*chefs kiss*

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[boydykedevo]

Yknow?

#not a perfect analogy. but I’m thinking. and I needed to draw it. #i think this is why ‘contradictory’ labels are so good. cuz I can’t just be one at a time. they bleed into each other. #my gender is like a glass of water when you put a drop of foodcoloring into it #multigender #icarus is talking

[babydarkstar]

i just. i just…FUCK. i just really want harrowhark to go sicko mode when she realizes john has the power to resurrect whoever he wants he just chooses not to and even after learning about his own blood daughter he still doesn’t resurrect her he just makes her a construct. i would be alecto-levels of grief-stricken-enraged if my childhood nemesis/guard dog/whipping girl/codependent lesbian situationship that i lobotomized over/suicide-pact soulmate/only friend was suddenly here but not here haunting her own dead body and the only reason she’s present is because she was made into a fascist killing machine for a man with a power kink, and she’s not even happy about it but she’s going through the motions because all she knows of love is to be useful. (forever your sword.) and if i was harrow and i died and then came back to myself after switching bodies with the human cage holding the earth’s soul and realized all of this, i think i too would be accompanying the earth’s soul on her shoulder to go kill a man with eclipse-eyes and criminal levels of nonchalance. y’know. the one who guarded g1deon but not me, lord. the one who was so sure i had never seen that which lies insensate and with stilled mind, lord, who did not realize i was a lock and there was a key in the shape of a girl, lord. the one who looked me dead in the eye and told me i could never have my cavalier back, lord. the cavalier who came back haunted and empty and incomplete by your hand, lord.

i’m so team ‘harrowhark saves gideon for real this time not because she wants her cav but because she wants her other half’ i might lose my mind about it

#the locked tomb #griddlehark #im going crazy if im being honest #like sorry if this doesnt make sense im losing my mind #also i think so much about kiriona’s jealousy when alecto swears her fealty to harrow #and so many people talk about how theres a chance harrow chooses alecto over kiri/gideon #and yeah. she probably will choose alecto. but not as a supplement to gideon #bc once harrow realized the price to pay she never wanted it to happen to gideon #which is why she was so so upset she literally threw up every day for like a month about it #and lobotomized to stop the soul-bleed from being finalized. #she couldnt swallow one more soul as sacrifice for her own life #let alone gideon?????? she said it all in the pool scene ok. and then the iron fence scene #‘i can’t conceive of a universe without you’ #something something abt making gideons life miserable bc she wished she was dead #and would mever forgive herself for it #etc etc etc #ultimately i think harrow wants gideon. not as a cav or a servant. just as herself #one can dream

[steampunkedemon]

idk but saying tyler being a manipulative serial killer means he can’t be with wednesday is genuinely so funny to me like baby this is the addams family we’re talking about. being a manipulative serial killer should put him at the top of the viable choices for wednesday list.

#she literally calls him her type so idk where y’all are getting the whole ‘she never liked him’ thing from 💀 #‘he’s too toxic for her’ she once said having attempted murder on her record would be terrible bc everyone would know she failed to get the #job done. like what do you MEAN. toxicity is like the one thing her family adores #you don’t have to ship them all i’m saying is ‘he’s toxic :(‘ is a terrible reason when we’re talking abt fuckin wednesday addams #babygirl has done terrible things like. this is the one family that values toxic serial killing people wym 😭 #if you’re looking for happy fluffy healthy pure relationships this is not the family for you #not looking to argue so if u do i’m just gonna ignore it #wednesday addams #tyler galpin #wednesday x tyler #weyler #wednesday #wednesday tag #guys please stop replying or rb with different reasons why they can’t date we’re not talking abt them

[tariah23]

oooooo white people in my replies really saying ‘I can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobia’

Not surprised since this is the site that only talks about racism and thinks it’s a big deal when they see it demonstrated in the cartoons and comics they like *coughs* dungeonmeshi *coughs* (for example at least. I haven’t seen THIS many white ppl talk as in depth about racism on here as much as these fandom nerds, man. I stg. Like “Ohhhh, so you all DO acknowledge that racism is real? Just not in real life even if you could feel it slapping you in the face at high speed. Gotcha.” It’s crazy.

Tumblr is like, 90% white and is extremely centered around them. That’s why you barely see stuff that’s important to black and brown people ever trending here or being talked about. It has to be something incredibly huge to the point where even white people can’t ignore it like they usually do, to talk about it here.

They only talked about George Floyd here because the topic of his death became world news. Even people in other countries were talking about it. Before him, it was probably Ferguson and Trayvon Martin… most of them are still trying their best to ignore the genocides because it’s a “touchy subject.” What do you expect from white people who live in their own bubbles of comfort and refuse to pop it with a needle??? They find comfort in their privilege and faux ignorance (they love playing stupid to avoid conversations about important things outside of fandoms like, are these mfs born with half a brain dedicated to fandom or what.) That’s literally all these mfs make a big deal out of, especially on this annoying ass platform. The ao3 mfs will go to war for the site that allows racist ff and cp like it’s no big deal. I wonder how many people here even donated to the site while actively scrolling past dono posts from folks who really do need help. They act like they’re doing a civil service by defending this site that makes over the amount of it’s intended dono goal in minutes.

Then you already know as soon as you even bring up racism in the stuff they like, they start ganging up and harassing black bloggers especially, calling them TERFs and the whole nine. Anything to make that person look bad for being concerned about the racism that they have such an intense aversion to. God, it’s absolutely exhausting knowing that these people would have no problem choosing a cartoon character over your entire existence if they COULD. Isn’t that fucking sad, man?

#:( #it’s like what can you do #as a black person I get why sm black bloggers here have ‘don’t follow me if you’re white’ in their bios #they’ll call it racist or whatever (it’s fucking not you guys just treat black ppl like shit here and most of us feel unsafe to interact #with y’all. you guys always turn on us at the drop of a hat) #i remember commenting on a HS post funny enough years ago #because the punchline of the post was literally the white mfs saying nigga #and I was so annoyed that I told them off and one of my white mutuals unfollowed meanjsjsjsl #like right after that #and another unfollowed me because I talk about racism and the like a lot like this is a really well known artist too so I was like 🧍🏾‍♀️? #because I talk about racism a lot??? it’s weird lol #like they’ll tolerate you for a while then when they feel offended they start to act weird and act like you’re not supposed to talk about #the stuff that effects you #tkf replies #karmelarts #they don’t give a shit about anything if it doesn’t personally Involve them #they act like they can’t relate to anyone or anything it they aren’t marginalized themselves (being gay or trans which they treat as a #personality trait) #notice how you never see movies/ shows about black and brown ppl trending here? it’s always white centered shit no #matter how hot and popular that show might be #you’ll never see something like the wire snowfall or power trending here #all of the black ppl are on twitter anyway so #sm black ppl got ran off of here by annoying white ppl

[chirpsythismorning]

Wait, did Mike sleep in Will’s room in Lenora?

#byler #no but I can’t decide what’s more abhorrent #mike sleeping in the living room with murray and them not showing us #or #mike sleeping in will’s room and them not showing us #like why did mike only bring his backpack and duffel bag into will’s room for their talk? #where was his suitcase? #i checked in shots showing the front doorway and the living room and mike’s suitcase is nowhere in sight #i guess it could be in a spare bedroom? #but weren’t they trying to sneak out of will’s window or something? #so the agents wouldn’t notice? #otherwise why not just set his bags by the door? why haul them downstairs? #and why not bring his suitcase too for a swift exit? #unless… his suitcase is already in there? #maybe he slept there the first night but then went to the living room the second night with murray gone now? #why don’t y’all share with the class #why is it so close to mike like all he’s gotta do it grab it and run away 😭 #I know the duffers know where mike slept #yall wanna share with the class?

[worstloki]

AU where Loki doesn’t interfere with Thor’s banishment at all and it takes Thor years to prove himself worthy and when he returns to Asgard everything is just. The same. Nothing seems to have changed at all and everyone greets him like his absence was a minor obstacle that didn’t fundamentally change Thor and the worst part is Loki stepped down from the place as regent without any delay and Thor can’t help but feel there’s something underlaying the way his brother looks at him now and won’t let him touch him and Thor doesn’t know what he could have missed because he doesn’t think he would have found anything wrong with the things around him and how everyone behaves if he hadn’t spent time on Earth reflecting.

#the warriors 4 not being interested in anything Thor ‘learnt’ at all #and making it clear that Thor was punished unfairly and the AllFather’s decision had been harsh #Loki saying he’s happy for Thor and Thor sees the way the smiles are forced and he sees the way Loki avoids any touch #Thor hating the way Frigga talks about Loki’s short regency and Thor’s absence like it wasn’t two whole decades or something #like she’s so grateful to have her other son back without ever addressing why he was gone #Thor just. growing during his time on earth and being much more aware of the behaviour around him #he learns to be critical and assess why people around him may act a certain way #once he realises that it’s possible for him or anyone else to be fallible and make mistakes it’s over for Asgard for him I think #Thor returns and Loki gives him the throne and everyone expects him to obviously have the throne #and Odin is sleeping and Thor isn’t comfortable with the way everyone accepts him as king regent after the banishment #Loki who either never lashed out against Jotunheim or did and it was brushed away and no one thinks about it as anything #but Loki is still deeply affected and acts the way he always would have but Thor can feel it’s not the same #he knows something is wrong and Loki won’t say anything about it and Thor doesn’t know how to bring it up #Thor sees Loki metaphorically receding into the shadows to become a nonpresence so loud Thor hears it even after returning from decades away #Thor goes to Earth and gets his priorities in order gets a new worldview learns not to take what he has for granted #and finds out he actually despised Asgard #he’s been back a week and he can’t stand it

[mxtxfanatic]

Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?

Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?

#tgcf #human gripes at fandom #anyways these are rhetorical questions because I already know the answer #i just absolutely hate it #why do y’all hate female characters so badly 😭 #especially when they ‘get in the way’ of m/m ships? #mxtx shows that woman more respect in the book than fandom does outside of it #and she didn’t even give that character a name! #simply embarrassing #i could have also talked about jgy here #but let’s be real: that man never loved qin su (or anyone) #so i did not want to include him when discussing people who are *actually* capable of unconditionally loving others #but anyways #mdzs fandom sure loves to either disappear qin su #or act as if she’s the one responsible for why their precious ‘meng yao’ can’t just hop into bed with his bros #you know? the one he killed and the one he used as an accomplice in his murder? those bros? that he so obviously loved with sincerity? #at least moreso than he could ever love a *woman* amiright? #(for legal purposes that last tag was a joke) #i also really hate the implication that he xuan had no life before shi wudu ruined it #that in fact shi wudu made his life 'better' by tying him to shi qingxuan #the romanticization of shi wudu's actions to make way for a ship is... a Choice

[the-ineffable-dance]

With the enormous sense of relief I had at the Season 3 renewal announcement, I decided to watch S2E6 again, certain that it would hit differently now that I know their story will continue. Absolutely convinced that it would be less painful.

Well, let me assure you…

It was NOT.

It’s just as awful as it ever was. Heart wrenching to feel Crowley’s desperation, the brief moment Aziraphale uses both hands to cling to him because he wants it… no, NEEDS it so badly… Metatron and his extremely punchable face. The sad little wave Crowley gives Nina before he drives away presumably never to return.

Off to my crying corner I go.

#why can’t they just talk to each other #soon my idiots will finally get their cottage #ineffable husbands #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #good omens 2 #crowley loves aziraphale #aziraphale loves crowley #mr a. z. fell #anthony j crowley

[xoxo-fm]

‼️MIMIC SWEEP‼️

#i drew this #im going to tag everything bc i want people to see my boy #fnaf #fnaf ruin spoilers #the mimic #that’s three things but I think it’s good enough #anyway hello to my fellow mimic enjoyers. how’s it feel to be right #hahaha. real talk i think the mimic is good as one or two time villain #not sure how/if they intend to keep it going as an ongoing threat tho #my personal philosophy for fnaf lore is to go with whatever is funniest #but at some point you wonder why they can’t just take steel baseball bats to it or something #if it’s a virus that’s harder to get rid of though. and saw somewhere that it’s not just one mimic #but multiple? multiple boys?? #mimics sweep the nation #mimics sweep manhattan

[ravenalla]

Snarky Din how I miss you

#the mandalorian #din djarin #sorry for complaining so much I just hate he doesn’t have the same expression or interactions like he use to #where’s the sass #where’s the charming vulnerability we got to sometimes see #The moment with Ragnar was the close but he still sounded like a robot #why does his covert not talk like real human beings aghhh drives me insane #also enough with the giant monsters #you can’t just throw in a creature when you don’t know how to do characters or a plot Favreau 😭 #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian season 3 spoilers

[ihhfhonao3]

Apollo: So let me get this clear: You named yourself from a normal name like Konrad to “piano” in German?

Klavier: I’m non-binary. I have to name myself after an object. It’s obligatory.

Apollo, a trans man who literally named himself after the god of law (which was also the closest male counterpart to his deadname): Oh okay makes sense.

#klapollo #klavier x apollo #apollo x klavier #apollo justice #klavier gavin #trans apollo justice #ace attorney #apollo can’t talk he has a funny name too #all of them do #there’s actually a lot of trans men named apollo. don’t ask me why I don’t even know #I just see a lot of people online named apollo and most of them are trans. or ace attorney fans looking for a new name