#why did he make me a fake passport in his free time. eliot. eliot. eliot. is this a. Grift

[darkfinch]

i think that parker and quinn should be Weird Reluctant Friends but i also think that if they were let within 10 ft of each other for more than 15 minutes without outside supervision something, somewhere, would explode. a bank vault perhaps

#i get ''socialize with me as a person and i'll kill u'' vibes from this gentleman but parker doesnt socialize #parker just shows up and sits next to u and does her own thing. like a cat #theyre both cute little weird people just having fun in their fields...but with a sharp rithless side. also they can pick on eliot 2gether #but like. the. unbridled joyful crime-themed chaos that would occur. unparalleled #also i think (sniper) (photographer) quinn likes to Be high up but tends to take the stairs and parkers like. im gonna change ur life #put on this harness we're gonna get to the top of this building @ record speed & then People Watch To Take Notes On Human Behaviour #theyre the same age and quinn would be on the same Weird Loner Forcefully Adopted Into Loving Found Fambly path as she was ;') #I ALSO....purely hc bc quinn has 6 mins of screentime #but i hc that quinn got an Early Start to his life of crime and so is socially a little isolated & doesnt have a lot of like. #non-work hobbies. hobbies without work-related purpose #so i think he'd appreciate parker's single-minded Thief Theme to her special interests #I WISH QUINN AND ALEC WOULD BE PALS but i think they would take a while to warm up to each other #the funniest of reasons being that alecs fun nice normal well-adjusted friend vibes would like #ping every Suspicion alarm in quinns brain. why is alec offering to scrub me from this security feed for a solo job i did #why did he make me a fake passport in his free time. eliot. eliot. eliot. is this a. Grift #eliot your nerd keeps asking me if ive seen star wars #finchtalks #wow. tag talk time again i guess huh