#why did it have to be twice

[hdra77]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! i speedran this while struggling not to fall asleep and explode from a headache!! got a little too silly last night

#rain world #five pebbles #rain world downpour #rain world iterator #rain world art #rainworld fanart #hdra7 shitposts #rw rivulet #rw spearmaster #rw survivor #rw artificer #rw gourmand #rw saint #rw monk #rw hunter #saw a video just earlier and thought 'oh this fits' and did not think twice to start working on this shitpost #also happy holidays #merry christmas too again #i have no idea why my drunk ass started doodling last night #rain world lttm #looks to the moon #also most of these designs is just me coming it up on the spot #rw slugcat

[foldingfittedsheets]

My mom has this awful friend, Cynthia. My loathing goes deep enough that I’m not even going to change her name. If she ever finds this she knows what she did.

On multiple occasions my mom asked this horrible irresponsible chicken brained woman to watch after our animals while we were away. I don’t know why once wasn’t enough, because the first failure was so spectacular that anyone in their right mind would know she couldn’t be trusted with any level of responsibility or direction following.

You might be thinking to yourself, FFS, this level of antipathy is surely unwarranted! But you’d be wrong.

To set the scene, we were living in downstairs of our house when I was about fifteen. My mom has always wanted more animals than can reasonably be kept indoors which is how we ended up with three cats. When she wanted to kick them all outside I protested, and so all three cats lived in my bedroom with no access to the rest of the house.

That really wasn’t great, so in an attempt to give them options we made a window cutout with a cat door in it to give them access to the outdoors. Looking back on this as an environmentally conscious adult it’s wretched, cats should be indoor only, but at the time I was desperate to give them some freedom because one bedroom is too small for three cats.

So my parents and I went on a week long trip to visit family out of state. We told Cynthia to come feed and water the cats, and to scoop the litter box. Most importantly, don’t lock the handle of the door, because we only have the key to the deadbolt.

I’m sure you can see where this is going.

Cynthia locked us out. We arrived home after 12 hours on the road, desperate for the comfort of our own beds. We were met with an unyielding door. With a sigh I volunteered, “I can punch in the cat door and climb in the window.”

I slipped behind the bamboo outside my window and pushed in the cutout. A horrible insidious reek wafted out at me. I paused, prickling with foreboding. But I had a job to do, and by god I’d see it through. I hefted myself up into the window and my hand immediately landed in something wet.

Skin crawling, I pulled myself up and surveyed the darkened room as a miserable odor of decay and suffering poured out of the room around me. I could see dark shapes littering the carpet and it didn’t take a genius to guess that the cats had taken up hunting in a big way during my absence.

I pulled my hand out of the pile of vomit it had landed in and dropped into my onetime bedroom turned now into a hellpit of decomposing wretchedness. I turned on the light. I wished I had not turned on the light.

My eyes scanned across the floor, tallying as they went. Two dead birds, a dead baby rabbit, five dead mice, and one dead snake. I paused on my alarm clock, perplexed to see a stain of white on it. I stepped closer and saw a furtive movement.

The tally suddenly contained also: one live bird that had shit in several places, probably in pure terror to find itself trapped in a room littered with decomposing woodland creatures, which honestly, fair. I coaxed it out the window and finished the survey with five discrete piles of vomit.

I unlocked the door and let my parents in. They exclaimed in disgust at the horrible smell. We stood together in my doorway floored by the magnitude of neglect. The unscooped litter box was a subtle footnote in the tangible reek my living space. I disposed of the parade of ecological disaster, cleaned vomit, and scooped the box after a brutally long day on the road. The cats were fine, and happy to see me. They had a huge dish or food and water so Cynthia’s neglect at least hadn’t harmed them.

Then I slept on the couch while my bedroom aired out, the windows flung wide to dispel the uneasy ghosts of the hunted. I spent the whole night cursing Cynthia’s name for this evil she’d visited upon me. When my mom asked her, "Cynthia, didn't you see the dead animals?"

Cynthia responded, "Yes, they smelled so bad, I just ran in and out as fast as I could." I fully don't believe she did any caretaking, and I'm personally of the opinion that she locked herself out on the first day and never came back.

The next day my room had returned to a habitable level of smellscape and I gratefully crawled into my bed that night. I stretched out and froze as my foot brushed something cold and wet?

The final indignity: one last dead snake, inside my very sheets.

Fucking Cynthia.

#ramblies #story #ffs foibles #keep your cats inside #but also looking back like why didn't I change my sheets #I did not have good bed hygiene instilled in me from my parents #later that lady would go on to leave a huge metal dish of dog food in the middle of the yard #despite the fact that we told her over and over not to feed the dog because he was on a diet #and I knew not to trust her so my friend was coming twice a day to feed him his portioned out meals #he gained like ten pounds in the week we were gone eating rained on mushy dog food #that fucking woman was a menace

[ravemanta]

in which the mv girlies aren’t warned about the whole entire man in sekai

(do i still need to say this? don’t use he or it for mizuki + no voca x oc ship tags Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

#project sekai #ena shinonome #shinonome ena #mizuki akiyama #akiyama mizuki #niigo KAITO #n25 KAITO #nightcord at 25:00 #25 ji nightcord de #cc:🎀 #myart #im excited for samsa in the english server #did not get any of the cards 👍 #bc i used up all my luck with the fawo set and fes mizuki #why have i posted KAITO art twice #i gotta draw rin next #probaby her l/n version bc i like that design the most

[th3e-m4ng0]

#wip #thats the only thing my brain had the capacity to produce. goodbye #okay no can i ramble about their petting habits #megatron pets optimus (the cat) aggressively but not too aggressively. like a strong pat from head to tail. once or twice. only when she #feels like it and when optimus (the cat) asks. she likes having control on the petting #orion would like to pet optimus (the cat) constantly but respects his boundaries. he does however approach him and gently pat his head and #behind his ears and his tummy. he asks first btw he holds his fist and if optimus (the cat) rubs against him then he pets #that's why megatron (the cat) Tolerates orion. he appreciates having a say in receiving pets. he doesn't want them always #sometimes gets a bit antsy while being pet and bites/scratches. which he did when megatron tried petting him Once #and thats why megatron doesn't like him which also makes megatron (the cat) dislike him too #technically megatron (the cat) is an Unnamed street cat but orion unofficially named him LOL. but for his gf megatron (the cat) is simply #The Cat. the end

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):

Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:

#lol I’ve nothing against Jegulus #but I think canon James would be shook 🤣🤣🤣! #he’d be all listen #I had world saving sex #of course I’m mentioned twice in the top 20 list #😏😉😇 #*preening* *strutting* *fussing with his hair* *repeatedly throwing and catching a stolen snitch* #WAIT WHAT ????!! #😱😬🧐😳 #regulus??? as in Reggie I joined the Deaters at 18 and had a collage of Voldy on my bedroom wall Reggie?!? #*backs slowly out of the room* #*watching Sirius’ face* #*muttering expletives and words such as what the ever living fuck #*how did this happen??* #*more importantly why did this happen?* #*you’ll have to ask him I refuse to incriminate myself* #also *WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!* #Sirius Black: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ENDED UP HAVING SEX WITH MY BABY BROTHER???? THE LESS ATTRACTIVE BLACK BROTHER??????!!!!!!!!!! #Reggie? the less good looking bro??? #surely to fuck if you were going to fuck one of us it’s have to be me Merlin damn it man!!!!! #the Deaters are the Death Eaters (you had to be there #(involves the scarlet pimpernel)

[chandralia]

me, getting my shipping goggles ripped off and forced to look at bkdk: NOOOOOOOOOOO—oh it’s exactly the same

#there are canon things I talk about with irl friends that sound so fake !!!!!! #like yeah Bakugo DID stand out in the rain and apologized to Deku even though he HATES the rain #and yeah he DID catch Deku in his arms :( #he DID sacrifice himself for Deku (TWICE) and ‘died’ with Izuku’s name on his lips #this is why I always have screenshots on hand ​but in the same way a parent has a picture of their family in their wallet 🥲 #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #dekubaku #:’) #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Yall imagine Danny getting help from Batman and tells him about how hes on the run (it was a joke in passing smh) and how he has no home (it was ment to be funny man) then all of a sudden Bruce way shows up on a totally casual stroll in his neighbourhood. “Oh look a child who is in need laaa dee daa let me help you poor random child who I have no idea who you are.” As if Danny is an idiot. He isnt fooled in the slightest. He knows when something is up. Batman clearly is using Bruce Wayne to help kids off the street.

Danny is staying at Wayne manner and notices how no one really talks about the bats. Or tif they do Bruce gets this look then quickly changes the subject. Hes putting so much effort into it too. And at first Danny hardly noticed. Now it’s obvious theres a connection. At first he thought Bruce Wayne hated batman with how often he refused to comment or gave his kids a glare when they mentioned the big bad bat. But now it’s clearly something else. Danny got a chance to talk to the commissioner alone and then it clicked. Danny had asked whats Mr.Waynes beef with Batman and the commissioner seemed so confused. Quickly telling Danny about how the two have worked together. How Bruce has even helped the bat with information or a distraction from time to time. Why would Danny think that he hated him???

And BAM Danny had it. Bruce Wayne is dating THE Batman!!! Holy shit it makes so much sense. Danny would often find batgear around the house. Bruce probably got targeted a bunch and thats probably how they met.

Now hes trying so hard to be supported of his clearly closeted father figure. He also gets why it’s not public info too. Paints a huge target on Bruce. Plus his many many kids. Must be hard for them. What a crazy life they live. Jason would probably be so jealous of their literal fairytale romance.

Danny tells Bruce that he is supported by him and that his secret is safe until hes ready to tell anyone else. Bruce niw thinking Danny knows hes batman shows up no mask and Danny goes nuts. “You can’t out yourself in danger to protect him bruce!!! You are just some himbo man!!! He wouldnt want this!!!” Thinking Bruce is going to try and fight in Batmans place.

Then Danny walks up and places a hand on bruces should (he has to reach lmao shorty). “I will go. I will keep everyone safe. You can count in me” transforms snd flys off to defeat the big bad. Leaving a fully stunned and confused bruce.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #yall have seen the batman lego movie right? #I mean the jokerxbatman stuff was fantastic but I loved how ribin thought he got two dads #then he lost them both at the same time #beautiful #I was gonna have more to this and I might later #I have so mich stuff to fo and im standing here soaking my pgone in the shower to write this shit #thats why I have so many typos now a days byw cause my phone is sopping #also im missing a bit ig my goot cause I guess I just moonley brain and ripped it off??? #idk why I did that but it started bleeding and it hurts all the time and I kist want it to stop #but also I started to do it a third time #yes I did it twice #lord help me im stupid #ok im a go dye my hair white. unrelated ti dp

[pixiecactus]

i know that i sound like i'm repeating myself, but i swear it still fucks with my mind the fact, that grrm could have gotten rid of gendry from the narrative, pretty much after arya gets kidnapped, yeah, sure gendry joins the bwb, and the brotherhood has a bigger role to play in the books, but we know of past members who have left after beric finally died and lady stoneheart assumed the group leadership (ex. edric dayne, anguy), the vow that gendry made as a knight was to beric and the smallfolk, the bwb is not longer a group who administers fair justice, now they are blindly killing for revenge after the rw, they have become an unofficial branch of stark men placed in the riverlands.

people tend to assume that gendry is not smart, (i mean he's pretty much the person arya has called stupid the most), and yeah, his level of formal education is something that can be debated. he was formely an armorer's apprentice, (that means to me that the boy should know his letters and numbers a little), but the thing, he's streetsmart, we have seen him acting as arya's voice of reason more than once in dire situations, is not out of the realm of posibilities to think he could have escaped anytime he wanted, and it's not like gendry can't make a living anywhere else in westeros (except for king's landing), and the people who knew robert baratheon on his prime and can see the resemblance between them are dropping like flies

instead, we have him in the last location arya was known to be at, taking care of orphans like the girl from his memories wanted him to do, not so long ago. i don't know if gendry in his guilt ridden state thinks he has to atone for something he did (does he genuinely believe that arya escaping and getting caught by the hound is his fault?) or is he trying his best to honour the memories of the first friend he ever made

to end this: arya and gendry still match with eachother, both are child soldiers currently serving their own cults obsessed with death

#my bull-headed boy is so dear to me #i'm having all of these feelings over a tertiary character #if gendry is not meant to be at least somehow a little important in the future why did grrm gave him a character arc #it makes me want to scream #if i had nickel for every bastard boy who is loyal to a fault to arya stark i'd have two nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #house stark #arya stark #gendry #gendrya #arya x gendry #gendry x arya #the brotherhood without banners #bwb

[spacedlexi]

people who think clem surviving makes no sense are so funny. "they were literally foreshadowing her death the entire season" let me introduce you to the concept of a red herring. she tells lilly she isnt lee and shes right. the narrative was forcing her down that path, a path she saw as an inevitable fate waiting to take her too, but its a narrative broken by aj, who is also his own person and not S1 clem

"it happened to lee, and itll happen to you" lilly tells clem she'll die protecting aj from some mistake he makes, when in reality his defiance of her will is what saves her life after she had already accepted her fate. he breaks clem free from the lee cycle and they get their relatively happy ending. good for them

#anyway in the commentary they talk about how they Were going to have a death ending but didnt like the idea of the good/bad ending #and how people would moreso try to avoid the 'bad end' which i understand and appreciate bc thats usually what happens #so instead they gave us both :) idk why some people seem to have such a huge problem with that #they broke the cycle :) the ericson kids broke the cycle by being a loving community :) they all break the cycle by refusing the delta #lilly and minnie were both lost to the cycle. lilly with her dad and minnie with lilly #minnie couldnt let go. clem almost did the same and it would have killed her too. but aj makes a Choice and it saves her #god even tho clem is noticeably happier in s4 shes still so gd depressed and Tired. she accepted it so fast im so glad he saved her #like idk you saw her come back on screen after that massive fake out and you got Mad?? i was crying twice as hard #i know ive made this similar post before but like i still see this criticism in 2024 and i just have to laugh now #it speaks #twdg #i just love the narrative threads of S4 bro.... seasons 1 and 4 are two sides of the same coin and i love that. its satisfying

[samwinchesterslostshoe]

Hello bitches 🖖

Working on something really exiting at the moment… so I’m the meantime here is a quick 20 minute doodle of my second favorite angel Gabe:)

#dr.sexy #supernatural #spn fanart #gabriel #spnfamily #supernatural fanart #why did they have to kill him of?? #twice!!!!??

[nhescio]

Murder Family

#hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #abigail hobbs #hannigram #murder husbands #murder family #nbc hannibal #nhesdocs #pls bring them back to me #why did i have to go through thinking abigail died twice #like was that necessary??? #did you feel anything seeing me cry #asdfjkskfjh #brb currently need 10 business years to process this #okay sorry for that rambling just watched mizumono

[princelancey]

He's so boyfriend coded

#f1 #lance stroll #formula 1 #aston martin f1 #Thank mariloublg for these gems #Why tf did that autocorrect to her insta name... Bruh I have typed it out like twice 🫥 #Anyways he's so cute #And judging by her insta they went horse riding so cowboy Lance was in action we just didn't see it :(

[emeraldotter]

lop...

#doodle #crappy art #furry deku :/ #bnha #i continue to obsess over deku & tokoyami despite my messy drawn-out divorce with the manga #i enjoy my media selectively and am happier for it #a big thank you to fan artists and writers lol #unsolicited toxic fanboy opinions on mha below: #yes i did hear about [redacted] don't care won't be coming back still lol #the writing peaked in 322 and subsequently nosedived. sad but true. #why is this manga still ongoing. does shonen jump have the mangaka and his assistants locked up somewhere #hori if you need help blink twice

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando Alonso × Unconventional Drinking Implements

#if i had a nickel for every time nano drank out of a trophy id have two nickels. that's not a lot but its weird it happened twice #dont ask me if theres more i didnt have the mental capacity to look up all his podium pics...theres 20 years worth #but if you do have more somehow miraculousy do of course hit me up #this is one of these things i think that youd have to experience by watching a lot of races bcs finding it by keywords is impossible imo #though i did look up various trophies and now i want to make a tier list of trophies by drinkablity 😭 #but yeah some people in the tags of the pics i posted were like 'he did exactly what i wanted to do![drink from the big cup basically]' #so this is like: hey! not the first time hes done it 🤭 #but like if these are the only two times hes done it thats hilarious #bcs its been 18 yrs so was he suddenly like 'oh my god wait i just remembered what i can do with this' #but like the 2005 is the wcc win so it makes sense why he did smth so over the top #but this one i really really feel like he let the impulsive thoughts win and was just 'this looks like a giant cup....' #not pictured: flavio also drinking from the trophy. he was so indulgent of his boy 🥹 #also i wonder if theres footage of him pouring in the champagne in 2023 cause i didnt even know he drank from it until i was looking at pic #cause thats my fav thing about the 2005 one is watching him trying to aim and pour it from way too high hahaha #oh also there is the brazil 2005 gp as well but he doesnt directly drink from it so i dont think it fits well here #but at the same time he really is looking at trophies like 'hmmm how well would this work as a cup' #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 dutch gp #2005 chinese gp #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #formula one

[thatrandombystander]

When you get to the final boss of Okami and you're all alone fighting an alien monster in the darkness and you've lost all your strength and all hope seems lost BUT THEN you hear the voices of all the characters you've helped in secret along they way as Issun steps into his role as your Celestial Envoy and everyone starts praying to you while Reset (Thank You) plays and their BELIEF in you unlocks Ammy's cool ass final form so you can GO KICK YAMI'S ASS and save the world. I cry 😭

#for the record i have not like. recently finished okami #i actually probably haven't played it in about a decade? #but i finished at least three full playthroughs on the PS2 #plus i had saves before each major boss so i could replay them #and you can believe i did the yami fight multiple times #anyway this was prompted part of the okami soundtrack playing while i was listening to my instrumentals playlist #is it a perfect game? hm. no. i wouldn't say so #but 'tis a fave. i should replay it at some point. #ramblings of a bystander #okami #okami amaterasu #side note but why is orochi a boss TWICE times in the game #they make such a big deal about him. and then you kill him. #and then you travel back in time and kill him AGAIN. and he's like. functionally the same boss. #i don't remember there being any real difference

[florenceisfalling]

sometimes i get sad bc there are certain bloggers from ye olden jse fandom circles that have me blocked and i still dont know WHY they blocked me and i ponder if i fucked up. but then i remember aidan "bubbles" corruptedmetadata judgehangman never blocked me and instead experiences the most bizarre askbox horrors possible alongside me so clearly i have never done anything wrong in my life

#joke. obviously #some of it is funny though like god why on earth did some 30 year olds have such intense beef with me when i was . twice their age #*HALF THEIR AGE LOL #not that it wasnt for the best sometimes. i have seen some really fascinating queer infighting bullshit from antisepticeye bloggers.