#why did nobody do this

[latenightsundayblues]

Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head

Ive been cry laugghing for five fucking minutes

#it fucks me up every time WHY DID THEY DO IT LIKE THAT #THE FUEL CAN BLENDS WITH THE RED BACKGROUND YOU CANT SEE IT IN TIME #theres NO WAY absolutely NOBODY in the editing team looked at this and went “um. maybe we should change the order of the clips around a bit #tbh maybe mark shoulve actually pissed on his head when he had the chance. guy really pissed me off #i just realized something about the last tag and came back running to tell you all that the pun was not intended #saw vi #saw #mark hoffman #dan erickson #tw blood

[mediumgayitalian]

y’all i cannot stop fucking thinking about it. will with his big blue eyes, youngest of them all, completely musically untalented and rhythmically challenged but by the gods does he understand the human body. following lee around holding his quiver and rattling off whatever he just learned from watching michael in the infirmary. doted on by his big siblings. talking for hours about a galaxy far far away with heroes who choose to save the world, aren’t forced to, hey, they’re heroes, just like you, lee! and his siblings have dreams, they know the prophecies, they look at their little brother and they know he will be alone. they don’t know why or how yet but they can feel in their very soul that he will be out in the stupid world with all its hatred and violence and he will have to defend himself. and he can’t shoot straight and he cries when he hurts someone in training, and all he wants to do is help, and he doesn’t understand that people can be cruel and they will take his kindness and bleed him dry. and a war is coming. they can feel it. do you think they would be desperate? for themselves as much as will? i don’t know how long i will live. i don’t know how long i have left. but you will be there, son of phobos. i know you will. remember me, okay? remember how i loved you. remember how we loved each other, remember how we healed and fought and cared. please. please, will, remember us. and remember how we loved you.

#I AM FUCKING SOBBING ON THE GROUND #WHY DID I WRITE THAT 😭😭😭😭😭 WHY DID I OPEN THE CAN OF WORMS #all i can think of is lee!! #with his brothers and sisters and his gift of prophecy!!! #KNOWING he is going to die!!!! #knowing will is the only one who is going to survive!!!! #what do you do with that!!! #how do you deal with that!!!! #how do you put armour around his heart??? #how do you protect him when you know you won’t be there #when you know he’ll have NOBODY??? #HOW?????? HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF #WITH THE GODS???? #and knowing how he finally goes….. #do you think it haunts him in elysium #or do you think for once the gods we merciful #and let him die before he saw the look in wills eyes #as he cradled the pieces of his skull #and sobbed #and sobbed and sobbed and sobbed #gods help me. #will solace #lee fletcher #will solace & lee fletcher #will solace angst

[mibexe]

Hello, tumblr dot com. Trying to start putting my art on here, so this seemed a fine place to start. I'm not really. as fond of this piece anymore but it's still cute I think. :3

#fuck okay how do i. okay #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #jonathan sims #jon sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #my art #the fact you can change text colours is so fun why did nobody tell me about this

[gaykingslayer]

asoiaf posters when someone says the stark girls share similarities with the parent that doesn't look like them visually

#asoiaf #arya stark #sansa stark #catelyn stark #ned stark #what do you mean you can share personality attributes with more than one parent??? why did nobody tell me this??? #mine #my text

[mishapen-dear]

oh im gonna be SO annoying about bbh in a minute. i keep saying the same thing over and over again but his character is too fucking complex motherfucker is like:

"i'm a demon who is 11,000 years old and i refuse to acknowledge that im a demon nor that i do bad things (like steal furniture) but i will help people every chance i get despite saying im going to stop doing that and i am going to devote my life to protecting these fragile little eggs even though i know im going to lose them one day because i love them too much (and i know i can do that and it will one day be okay, because i have an immortal diamond to keep me company even if he isn't here now). when my friend throws himself beneath the spokewheel of the federation i will be there, bitter about my loss, but i will not start a revolution until he proves he deserves one. i will do what i can to safeguard his system against corruption because i am afraid the federation will use him to hurt us. i know he doesn't want to hurt us. he keeps hurting me. he is isolated by our distrust in him and he is still working hard to try to be a good person in an inherently corrupt system that cannot be fixed so i will build him a statue. i will not kill him when he takes a picture of me in the presidential chair (that was almost mine) and puts it on his wall and calls me 'employee of the month.' i didn't do all of that work for the federation i did it for him like i do it for others because they are my friends. i will exhaust every option i have to build a reason to NOT start a revolution. to not kill him. because i have to say that i tried. i feel like i have made so many compromises. i have held myself back to try to find reason. i will still remove his access to my base. when the island turns against me and he locks me in a cage for a crime i did not commit, i will remove everyone's access (except for my family the french and my family the eggs). i am having fun. when the eggs appear the next day with cracks and dirty shells i will worry, but i know they're strong. they'll be okay. (when i find my son's secret lab and his unethical experiments that cause him harm i will be proud because he has done what i do. he has helped. i want him to be safe but we are never safe and i trust him more than anyone else. i know now, and i can help him be safe.) when the eggs go missing i will be silent. i will look for them, and i will destroy for them, and i will bargain for them, and i will cry for them, and i will not accept their loss. when my friend who is president who once built a safehouse that saved my eggs' lives is finally damaged by the federation (like i knew he would be when he became president) and he starts to hurt people by pushing the same treatment onto them i will not be surprised. i will be surprised when he tries to marry me. i will not blame him (much) when he tries to kill me. our children are missing. he is forced to pretend that his is not. i wish i could too. i will not tell him yes or no because i need an open avenue to manipulate him (because to save him i will have to manipulate him). i will not marry him because he is out of his mind. i have said marriage is overrated. i have also said that i want to live with him in a house with our kids and my skeppy. when he tells me that he wants to be happy with me i will still say 'aw' because it is the most genuine thing he has said to me and i miss my friend. i will still try to kill him. i fail to kill him with someone else's plan. i don't place a block to lock him in place. i hesitate. it doesn't matter if it's on purpose because the next plan works. i will reveal an item that could destroy me to my closest allies (and tubbo) because it will let us save him. we save him. when he kills himself 18 times over i back away from the explosion in surprise and then step close again. while i have grieved i have thrown myself into mines. it doesn't matter. i am numb and want to feel something. everything has lost colour. we save him.

i visit federation workers and ask them about my eggs and they do not tell me anything. i know they are lying. i visit the graveyard to talk to my lost eggs. i have lost all of the eggs. i do not know how to save them. i lay in the mud. it rains and rain signifies the monster has returned to kill my children but my children are not here and so i do not care. when i go home i will become so angry and i will go down to my basement (which i have locked like my friend locked the entrance to his greatest fantasy. we are so alike and our delusions are different. he child was real; here is the secret to finding my children) where i have locked a federation worker away. i will not wash away the blood stains.

i am also part-time grim reaper and i only ever dress up in robes to make people drink more water."

#this was supposed to be a quick summary of his character. help. #this is a quick warning about the other bigger post i am writing about him and how his Whole Deal and World View is and why he's being so #soft with forever despite the Nightmare Horrors #to put it more simply: he's built different #qsmp #bbh #q badboyhalo #qsmp character analysis #<- more like qsmp character 'here is everything about this character but hang on there's even More' #HELLPPPPP IM IN THE TRENCHESSSS #did you know there's a 4096 character limit on a block of text. guess how i found that out #but everything is SO IMPORTANT to how he reacts to everything else #he holds grudges like nobody's business but he's also a hypocrite and plays favourites #he's stubborn and Chooses enemies and friends and there are always lines to cross but he understands context #and the forever thing has the context of bad looking at him and going 'i know what you're feeling. i know why you're doing this.' #'i know i would be worse'

[fafrogke]

Inspired by THISSSS post that made a lot of sense and made my brain shake so hard it melted, i wanted to try to assign my angel's favorites so i put them together!

thinking that Ren could make friends with pokemon... one can just dream.,.. they're a menace

#14 days with you #14dwy ren #14dwy redacted #14dwy oc #me mad bc there was not space for me to write <- my brother in christ you made the space??? half cooked its ok #in all honesty i don't know much about these little guys i just did research bc i was curious and it sounds fun and friendship yyeeyy #hope nobody minds the disproportion of heights or tries to make sense of the weights my mind it's already beating itself with that #WHY ARE THE LITTLE GUYS SO BIG AND HEAVY i mean it makes sense but #i just wanted to draw and my brain got fried thinking about making sense of the compositions with the data i was searching #and i just got tired thinking about 4 and i wanted to do moreee aaughhf #like Vi's pokemon having a theme of elegance and whimsy with strenght or Leon with themes of strenght to protect and keeping #an eye on what they care for and taking pride on it and Moth with their cool bugcore team and Elanor chilling with company #im getting too conscious the rush of finishing this is dissipating just post it just do it you ca #okback to my enclosure 🍖 #i waited 2 days bc i got scared hiii goodnighhhtt

[obihoe]

i think its kinda funny how everyone just. plays along w obito's fake identity shticks like .. lol. even KABUTO, who Knows he's not madara and told him that TO HIS FACE still keeps calling him madara ... the zetsus refer to him as "good boy tobi" LOL even when theyre alone at the start of it all .. like when obito gets introduced to the viewer. him and the zetsus deliberate abt whether he can join the akatsuki now after sasori is gone and they just. Call Him That. lol. they call him tobi at some points later as well btw even when sasuke is there who is Supposed to believe that he's madara and i think sasuke does so as well some time later. sasuke just doesnt care asfsfdgfgds but kabuto? i wonder if maybe he's curious ... but maybe he's just like, well, that guy is not gonna tell me who he is anyway. so. better just go along with it like it almost seems like a FAVOR he does him but maybe he also just doesnt want to force the issue. so obito doesnt rip his damn head off

#i wonder what kuro zetsu told him tho?? #we know kuro zetsu approached him and got him to cooperate with obt #so that he can 1) help w the war but 2) more importantly resurrect mdr #soooo mdr-core actually of obt to get fucking betrayed like that. adfsfsgdgs #anyways. its kinda funny #but also a bit tragic maybe .. bc nobody cares #they either dont care OR theyre afraid of him and thats why they cannot get thru to him #or just do not try getting thru to him in the 1st place #obito #kabuto #posts #sasuke #zetsu #kuro zetsu #but YEAH i wonder what kuro zetsu said to kabuto abt who obt is #bc he's like yeah thats not mdr. the real mdr is still in the ground. and u need to go dig him back up #did kabuto ask him abt that?? #or did he just not care #guess he wouldnt know who he is anyway even if someone told him his name #IMAGINE if kabuto just for the funzies. had just called him 'obt' some time. adfsfsgdgds #obt wouldve FUCKING murdered him maybe the zetsus are actually the reason why he did not do that #maybe they told him to not force the issue #and just get him to cooperate with him somehow and play nice w him. lol

[celamoon]

Has anyone made this yet

#the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #nobody look at me this was so funny to make #shut up cressie no one cares- #why did the text. do that. what

[showtoonzfan]

I really am starting to notice a pattern in Helluva Boss:

1. Introduce new character that’s a threat or antagonist

2. Have them disappear for episodes and never be mentioned by the main characters or acknowledged, not affecting the main narrative at all.

3. Insert Stolitz episode or filler episode with the characters the exact same and never changing or adapting

4. Bring said antagonistic character back in the most underwhelming way possible

Repeat.

#I fucking hate how this show is structured on god you can tell the creator has no idea what she’s doing #tell me why the IMP gang hasn’t taken ANY precautions on the villains they came across or mentioned them #like did we just forget about the agents #and it’s still bs that the imp gang never told Stolas that there was an assassin hired to kill him #these characters are fucking idiots #nobody uses their brain in this show #there’s no fucking nuance #it’s just a cycle #see what happens when you’re too focused on introducing as many threats as possible in season 1? #I could go into more depth but not now #vivziepop critical #spindlehorse critical #helluva boss critical #helluva boss critique #helluva critical #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss

[cywscross]

I CAN TOLERATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE NEW DISCORD CHANGES EXCEPT THE FUCKING DARK MODE. THE NEW DARK MODE IS SO DIFFERENT FROM THE OLD DARK MODE THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DARE TO USE THE SAME NAME.

LITERALLY NOT EVEN IN THE SAME REALM BUT THEY'RE BOTH SUPPOSED TO BE DARK MODE?? IS THE DISCORD TEAM BLIND???

#discord #i don't understand why they have to add all these changes that nobody asked for but can't change any of the stuff that ppl did ask for #god this new dark mode is so uncomfortable for my eyes #i hope this is only a change on the mobile app #at least that way i can just stop using the app #if they change it on pc as well wtf am i supposed to do

[grapejuicegay]

people staring at him and judging him isn't scary to mhok because it happens to him all the time. it's not that it doesn't suck, it's just not scary because everyone does it to him and he's still here. what's scary is not knowing what people think of him. because he sees the way people look at him. because when he has nothing going for him, no job prospects, nobody to take a chance on him he still has the knowledge. he always knows. and to not know? to not have the one thing he's always relied on? that's so scary.

and every new thing we get to learn about day is so visual. his career relied not just on sight but sharp eyesight. so much of his room is visually appealing. he has frames and pictures all over his walls because he likes looking at them. he has a computer and a tv in his room and a theatre in his home that he doesn't use not just because he can't see but because he can't be seen in his house because he's being hidden away in the US. he has his trophies all on display. everything in his is set up in a way that it is visible from his bed - including the fish tank with the fish that he never wanted but now makes sure to look at every day with his few seconds of vision. he had surrounded himself with things he likes to look at. and suddenly losing not just his future with his career but so many of the things he cares about? that's scary.

and for him to not know what people think about him? when he's been in the public eye because of his career? to know that he's recognisable? that his mother is also recognisable? to know that anywhere he is goes he or someone he knows will be seen? and for him to never see what they think of him? terrifying

#last twilight #last twilight series #this show is going to be the death of me #and i refuse to even think about mhok trying to understand what day feels like #immediately after the lack of response from him reminded mhok of rung #how that nobody knows why she did it is not a denial of the guilt he feels anymore #but an urge to do better to be more involved #to understand and know more #so that maybe hopefully this doesn't have to happen again

[erabu-san]

Hmm I apologize again for the rant !

It is not the first time I am doing it. I might forgot to put "please don't tag it as ship" under my drawing of tighnari cyno. Please, do not !

I love them as best friend, I love them as brother/found family, I don't mind the queerplatonic relationship at all

But their romantic side make me pretty uncomfortable. No hate ! It is my own taste.

Shippers are always welcomed and I am so glad you like my content 💕 but all my art concerning them (unless I tag the ship) are purely platonic. I just ask for some respect of my taste and not reblog my art with the ship tag.

I don't want to block, because I am genuinely glad you enjoy my work and as a young artist, it means a lot for me. Thank you so much 🙇 !! But as a human, I can't deny how uneasy it makes me feel.

Thank you for understanding !

#rant #I blame nobody #i am clearly not used to block ): I should tho but I know those who tag ship are not mean at all </3 #it is fine if you don't know. #but i saw people reblogging my art with shiptag even if i said “do not” #my art is like my only safe place please respect it #this ship is so popular and I clearly stop to interact with the fandom because of that #i clearly ignore when I saw one in my timeline /dashboard becausz I can't do nothinf against it except masking the account #but I beg you. not. under. my. post. #not in my DM #why i feel obligated to justify myself 😭 #but yeah !!! the ship is valid and full of greenflag !! wholesome !! #but I only enjoy them platonically !!! please respect 😭😭😭 I SWEAR I AM DESESPERATE WHY IT IS SO HARD FOR SOME TO RESPECT THAT OMG #gosh on twitter someone said me “ignore ??? what did you expect ??? it is the most popular ship” #I AM TRYING I AM LITERALLY NOT SEARCHING FOR FANART 😀 #feeding myself with my own food #that's why I am so grateful for people who support me. thank you. 😭 #and how could I ignore a comment under my post ??? interaction are so important for me I read everything #ANYWAY SORRY FOR RANTING !!! IT IS CLEARLY A /NOTMEAN POST !!! #next time I won't forgrt “do not tag it as ship” #but urgh if I do this I have to do in every post ???? 🤨 #and what if I draw tighnari cyno kaveh but I don't mind ship with kaveh ??? 🤨🤨🤨 (plz still don't) #tHERE IS PLENTY OF CYN0N4RI ACCOUNT IF YOU WISH TO SEE MORE CONTENT OF THEM !! Please support them <<3 mine are platonic ! #but clearly. imagine you are obsessive about two characters <<3 #but their popular ship is the one who make you the most uncomfy 😀 #so you decided to just stop looking at fanart and not bothering anyone 👍👍 #but it came under your post and your DM 😟 #AAA SORRY I AM SALTY I SWEAR I AM NOT USED TO FEEL LIKE THIS ):< #anyway plz take care ilove you mwah 🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕

[ceratedfish24]

I had a vision and I had to follow through I’m so sorry

#Tangotek #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #I’m so so so sorry #why did I do this #hades descendants #descendants 3 #decked out 2 #nobody show him

[mira0000000-blog]

Concepts for a Surgamy fankid named Nerine, created in a fit of Surgamy thoughts at 6am and I cant draw him again..So i think im gonna abandon him for a while haha.. sth

#i dont know how to character design at all im so sorry for his colors lmaoo #i dont like how his clothes turned out.. gonna try doing somethin else for his wardrope when i feel like it eee now im angy at him #he never met surge or amy as a kid! he doesnt even know he is technically their son! its complicated! #he never really doubted or thought too much about where did he come from either #also hes very forgetful! he only forgets more stuff over time and nobody can tell why.. #he was born and found around a time where sonic wasnt heroin anymore so he takes the role! as weird as that sounds! #his lore is very incoherent cos he was born yesterday lol just a silly incoherent guy.. #surgamy fankid #surgamy #surgeamy #Nerine the Hedgehog #sth #wee my art i gues

[engagemythrusters]

this was meant to be just a pose/clothing practice by way of a one-time OC for @starwars-art-eventsbut BY GOD I predictably got attached.

Her name is Shyyra and she's a sevent (maybe ninth) generation Coruscanti Togruta. She has absolutely no ties to her homeworld and she's fine with that--she hasn't even beenthere. She's happy on the top level of Coruscant, living lavishly on her upper-middle class money and family connections (we love a networking queen). She's a spinfluencer (space influencer) and she's vain and she's conceited and she deserves to be. Look at her. She's hot. Also she definitely has a THING for clones.

And I fucking love her

#it took 3 days to make this how does anyone do art fast :'') #yes i did give up on the background why do u ask #togruta #shyyra #(i don't have a last name yet... i'll get one for her later #her fuckin spinstagram (space instagram) username would be like. shyy.gruta or whatever. #but i don't have her last name yet.) #mimse ocs #star wars oc #star wars #mimse art #my art #also she isnt centred but hopefully nobody notices. or if they do. hopefully they don't care :')

[rainymoodlet]

in view: a kid who never watched a single episode of goosebumps, and it shows

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 screenshots #ts4 legacy #ts4 legacy challenge #ts4 joy of life challenge #ts4 story #;tjol3 #sim: rowan #|| #hey DINGUS 👋 stop WALKIN AROUND IN THE DARK #rowan: arrives in forgotten hollow… instantly starts wandering around LIKE HELLO??? #he had utterly zero plans when he actually got here he was so excited #that he just got off the bus in glimmerbrook and kept WALKING like #oh i can find this place easy-peasy #he did break through the wards but he definitely didn’t do it on purpose 🤔 #wonder why it was so innately easy for him hmmm #forgotten hollow is Hidden™️ by vlad’s power in this universe #so nobody can really Find It unless they mean to #rowan Meant To but he’s still only human… hmmm #i absolutely skipped the glimmerbrook wandering bc uh #i’m impatient 🫠 #there are like five parts to this update bc i’m sinfully impatient YAHOIEEE