#why do i like to roast him whenever i get a chance smh

[nikatyler]

Ross 20-22!

Okay, in his case, I had CAS pictures where he’s alone, but I was too lazy to crop them, so here you go, here’s a picture from a photoshoot I did about a month ago :D

Also, I think there’s been a misunderstanding, the way I intended that ask thingy was that I’d answer all 22 things. So I hope you don’t mind me doing that instead of just those three. :)

Full name: Should I go with his birth name or the one he's using now? Or should I call his birth name his "life name" and his current name his "vampire name"? Anyway, this was just a really long way to say that he now goes just by Ross Vatore. (MCCC changed his surname and I decided to keep it and pretend he's changed his name like that - because I feel like he would. Oh and he officially doesn’t use his middle name anymore.)

Height: 185 cm. He's a big boy.

Sexual orientation: Bisexual

Where are they from: Oasis Springs

Occupation: He's unemployed at the moment (I mean, he's a rich vampire, he doesn't have to work 😂), but he used to be a politician.

Bad habits: Thinking he knows better than anyone else. He’s fully aware that he doesn’t, but when it comes down to a certain thing that he feels strongly about, he will automatically switch into this mindset.

Insecurities: He's worried he'll never learn to control his vampire powers. They're just…difficult. (But I guess he doesn’t have to worry about this anymore, huh?)

What makes them proud of themselves: His growth, if that makes sense. When he looks back at everything he's done, he's proud of who he was able to become.

How would they describe themselves: "I'm quite possibly both the best and the worst guy you'll ever meet."

Hobbies: Reading, going out for a drink, videogames, woohoo

Dream vacation: He'd love to see Sulani someday. Sulani on a bright summer afternoon...yeah that won’t work buddy.

Favourite animal: He doesn't care about animals much except for his dog Rocket. (who was technically Sunset's dog at first but we know how that went, he ended up being closer with her dads instead 😂)

Favourite music: There are essentially two ways he would go - either some alternative early 00s emo bops or classical music.

Guilty pleasure: I'd say the emo bops. It's always been the emo bops. The further he got in his career, the more of a guilty pleasure they became.

Pet peeve: When he's talking to someone online and they reply either by a single emoji or they just like the message. Way to kill a conversation, dude.

Favourite subject at school: He enjoyed political history and figuring out why exactly certain people had such incredible charisma that it controlled the entire countries. (that was his niche interest when he was a teenager…along with dating a million people at once I suppose)

Anything strange about them: Aside from those high school dating shenanigans and the fact that at one point in his life he could probably recite Twilight word by word? :D

Best friend: Caleb. I can't think of anyone else. I mean he has friends, but they're nowhere near that.

Partner: Caleb again.

One trait they like in others: It’s not a trait I guess, but he appreciates people more when they admit they’ve messed up instead of making up excuses to make themselves look better. He’s been there too and he knows it can be difficult sometimes.

How would you describe their aesthetic: I’ve always had this idea of like “classy but with a dark vibe” or something like that? I don’t even know what I mean by “dark vibe”, but it’s there. It probably has to do with the colours I usually put him in - dark red and black.

Random fact: This is kind of my new way of looking at why he acted like...that. In high school, I mean. Why he treated people the way he did. I think that underneath all that confidence, he was actually quite hurt,  insecure and angry at the world. Now we don't have the time to unpack all that but maybe one day, I'll explain more.

Thanks for the ask! ♥

#why do i like to roast him whenever i get a chance smh #ts4 #sims 4 #breeze nsb legacy extra #oc: ross #Anonymous

[slurp-imagines]

Random Word Prompts: Inuzuka Kiba

(ask meme link)

Stone: How easily do they get drunk? What are they like when they’re over their limit?

Doesn’t consider himself a lightweight, but he kind of really is.

He’s sooo loud when he’s drunk. Not that he’s quiet when he’s sober, but now it’s really off the charts. Every word out of his mouth is too much

He kind of acts like a dick too? Again, he doesn’t have much tact to begin with, but now he’s lacking the awareness to try and salvage things whenever he puts his foot in his mouth. It’s a mess

When he’s really far gone, he’ll get very sensitive. It’s kinda really funny. He’ll flame the shit out of Sai but literally seconds after Sai roasts him back, Kiba is on the verge of tears

They’d probably turn into angry tears too. Threatens to start a fight but is just too floppy to really do anything. Hinata’s probably rubbing his back and offering her condolences at this point

This whole making-Kiba-cry thing probably sounds kind of callous, but he seriously would’ve cried over anything. Akamaru doing something cute & someone else not looking when he told them to would’ve had the same result

If he’s gotten this far, then the night definitely ends with him throwing up and being carried home, not necessarily in that order. It’s usually Shino’s job tbh, or sometimes Naruto.

Naruto swore he’d never do it again after that time Kiba puked down the front of his shirt, but lo and behold, it turns out Shino discretely left the bar 2 hours ago and now he’s piggy-backing Kiba home again

Sand: One embarrassing moment they would rather forget?

He probably has a lot of those, to be honest, but here’s one

When he was 12, he overslept and was going to miss a training session with the rest of Team 8. Shino came by his house to get him, and followed Tsume up to Kiba’s room when she invited him inside.

Kiba’s memory of this event starts with abruptly waking up, hitting the floor, and screaming while his mom dragged him out of bed by his ankles lmao. Fully across the floor of his bedroom and to the doorway

The most vivid moment of the whole thing is rolling onto his back and then staring up at Shino, who was looming over him like judgement day and somehow looking smug even with most of his face hidden. “You’re late,” was all he said

Kiba was so annoyed that day lol. He was supposed to be the cool one between them, dammit, and now Shino got to see him like that? Lying on the floor in his paw-print-patterned undies after his mom just dragged & grilled him? Shino really caught him at his most vulnerable smh

He demanded that Shino wouldn’t tell the others about it. Shino spilled everything within 6 seconds after Kurenai asked why he came back in such a good mood

Moon: What is their biggest fear?

On a superficial level? Probably the ocean. You can’t see the bottom, we don’t know what’s down there, and it freaks him out. He’ll swear it doesn’t though, even while he’s visibly skittish about it lmao

But on a genuine level? Rejection.

Through his years as a genin, I feel like Kiba developed a pretty deep case of imposter syndrome. He wants so badly to be strong enough, liked enough, good enough for the people he cares about. He’s not so sure that he is, though.

I think a lot of it stemmed from his fight against Sakon and Ukon. The whole thing was a slap in the face. All the techniques he’d worked so hard to perfect weren’t enough to defeat them. He couldn’t protect Akamaru. He had to run away to even have a chance at survival, and then had to be saved in the end. The insecurity took root and never fully left after that

Even on a smaller scale, Kiba is scared that he’ll one day be too rash, too loud, too obnoxious for his friends to want to keep hanging around him. He’s not going to change who he is for other people– he doesn’t think he could, really– but he doesn’t want to be abandoned for who he is, either.

More than anything, he just doesn’t want to lose people because of his inadequacies. Even as he grows older, Kiba still holds this fear close his chest that everything might be too good to be true, and something out of his control might take it all away. It’s probably quite a long time before he can start to overcome it

#inuzuka kiba #naruto #kiba #kiba inuzuka #naruto imagines

[mychemicalxmen]

The Hargreeves’ Starbucks Orders bc I Miss Starbucks

Luther: Hot venti vanilla latte. (With blonde espresso, when it’s in season.) He’s a simple man. He just wants to let a little sweetness into his life. It’s the kind of drink that feels like a hug. Leave him alone. He’s earned this. Diego: Get Diego “My Body Is a Temple” Hargreeves an iced matcha green tea latte or so help him god. It’s green, so it has to be healthy. Duh. Allison: Pink drink. Violet drink. All the trendy fruity things. She’s got an Instagram to upkeep. Plus, her personal trainer in L.A. wants her to stay off coffee and sugary drinks in general. (She still sneaks an iced caramel macchiato whenever she gets the chance. Treat yourself, babe.) Klaus: If he’s hungover, it’s Americano. If he’s not, whoever he’s with agrees it’s best not to get any more uppers in his system, even something as supposedly tame as caffeine. He’s stumbled into a Starbucks about six times in his young adult life and four of those times he’s walked out with a double chocolately chip Frappuccino. Five: I’m so sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Five is every boomer that’s ever walked into a Starbucks and gone “why can’t I get COFFEE at a COFFEE SHOP am I right?? these darn millennial complicating everything smh”. He still doesn’t understand tall/grande/venti or the fact that they actually DO serve a variety of plain coffees, he just kind of complains about the whole menu until the barista sets him up with a grande hot Pike Place roast. Ben: Big-time coffee person, likes a wide variety of fancy drinks. Flat whites, lattes, the cloud stuff, whatever. Doesn’t have any sensitivity to dairy but orders stuff with oatmilk and coconut milk for the unique flavor. Has a go-to for every kind of mood. The nerd who gets enthusiastic about seasonal drinks. PSL. Eggnog lattes. Toasted white chocolate mochas. Hell ye. Vanya: Cold brew. Black as night. What an absolute badass. 

#as with canon V still does regular cream+sugar but when she's at Starbucks she's a woman on a Mission #feel free to add or debate I just miss sitting in coffee shops for hours pretending to write #tua #the umbrella academy

[renaer-is-allegedly-hot]

session 9 notes

Tea time as in the oneshot period session u do

Adam is rolling at disadvantage medicine check

Sylvia is playing as Sarah (16)

Marguerite is Snapette (14)

Has not had it before

Lillian is Samantha (15?? 14???)

Has had it before

Can provide inspiration

Sarah picks room c painted purple and dripping stuff from the ceiling

Takes snapette and samantha with her, do it

Adam casts message

"are you guys ok?"

Snapette is a little freaked out bc hasn't had it yet

"I don't knowww"

Samantha says don't worry it's just a routine procedure "she'll be ok don't worry about it"

6

Adam casts shatter at the wall

3d4 damage from middle school girls roll to hit above an 6

Adam has to roll wisdom saving throw at 15

At disadvantage (on next attack)

ROLL INITIATIVE

Adam: 12

Sarah: 5

Snapette: 19

Samantha: 19

Samantha

Snapette

Adam

Sarah

Samantha's turn

2 for persuasion

Snapette

5

Adam casts sleep

Snapette is asleep

Sarah

4 for persuasion

Samantha

6 for persuasion

Adam

Hideous laughters samantha but on the ground laughing

Sarah

        Ok next one as in real one ig

     "lillian has a gaming setup confirmed"

"lillian is a hardcore gamer"

Ok actually

 Last session we were following a lead, we took a rest but now we wanna go to the cemetery

We're gonna go get that rock

"Does the rat have a bed ??"

It's a cemetery but also a park

It's still foggy

We're gonna walk until we come across a taxi ig

Aerana is leading in front, adam towards middle, cel towards back

Asyna and theo don't care

Not fog it's rain

Don't see too many ppl out but as we leave the dock ward we see ppl trying to find cover

Pass through the dock ward unhindered

Eventually we flag down a carriage

V old tiefling man w an eyepatch and a beard coming down in two forks but w one shorter than the other

3c each

"take these coppers . Old version of me"

"eh . What r u doing up this time of night"

"oh we're just gonna go pay our respects to the graveyard"

"we have many graveyards which one r u going to"

"just u know the general - the city of the dead"

"ah headed back there again, eh?"

"again?"

"what do you mean by again?"

"my eye must've been deceiving me I could've sworn I spoke to u the other day"

Adam is not allowed to roll perception???????

"oh no no sir I haven't met u before in my life"

His depth perception is gone

He was doing typical rounds and ran into young man who needed ferry into city of the dead

"there's a lot of tieflings in the city . We all look the same"

No one else is on the carriage

It's late afternoon-ish here

Just dark bc cloud cover it's v rainy

Fast travel ?

He tries some conversation but normal guy

Arrive at a thing with a cage castle thing that's locked up

Metal grate thing in front of the door??? PORTCULLIS

It's so rainy

Looking beyond it there's a lot of carefully manicured lawns

It's locked

A wench looks pulled

If adam were stronger he could push it open

Cel rolls perception for guards

10

Can see light or smth passing through ?? Smth in the place

Kinda bobs a little that "might suggest a lantern"

We can't see it

Adam casts mage hand to try and open the wedge from the other side

There's an actual lock

Lillian rolls a 6

Everyone is confused I am also confused

Everyone is low rolling; cel rolls 8

"how climbable does the wall look"

23 aerana unlocks the door

You're trying to figure it out in the rain

Adam is mage handing the inside part

20

Could not put the lock back on but close the gate

Adam is putting it in george the bush

"I'll be so happy to take this lock off your hands"

It's an awakened bush

"we'll come back to you george bush"

Passing through, it's p creepy

We follow her instructions

Small lake w a small bridge

Asyna has 14 passive perception

This is a p sizable area

she hears out of sync footsteps

Someone stepping when we aren't

Someone walking with us behind us

Asyna rolls perception check disadvantage

a 2

Asyna pretends she looks back to talk to someone behind her

Looks over shoulder, still walking w everyone

Doesn't see anything

The rain and the dark r making it hard for us

Adam is leading

"hey adam . There's someone maybe following us"

Adam's already terrified and now he's peeing

He has actually peed

Was already kinda freaked out by the bus driver

Adam stops leading

Turns to asyna "y ou wot"

"what ? Keep walking let's keep walking"

"but you said"

"nononono"

Asyna perception at disadvantage

11

Adam stops

We've all stopped

As adam is talking to asyna asyna hears the footsteps where we've stopped walking and then they stopped

Cel roll 6

Aerana rolls 20

U whip ur head back to see

U hear ??? "what languages do you guys speak"

U hear what sounds like someone cursing u can't tell what it is

U tell the group

Asyna just says "hey"

Oh we can hold an attack

Let's hold an attack

Adam is holding his urine

"adam's a heavy drinker . You guys don't know that about him" - jacob, 2020

The hey is not answered

Hear a little more squelching

Sounds from the right, 7 perception check

Hard to tell, maybe

Adam does not have detect magic

Bruh dom's gonna kill us right now

On our right we hear stomping in the mud

4 short hooded figures randomly appear

Some kind of weapons they're holding w longer grayish beards and the start rushing to us to attack

I literally rolled a nat1

17 for adam

7 for theo

6 for asyna

Nat1 for cel

Nat1 for aerana

Adam is first

They look like dwarves but they're hooded w v white beards

Four of them in melee w us

All will make charisma saving throw

They don't look like zents or guards

Look like kind of thugs

Fail, nat20, nat20, fail

Whenever the failed ones make an attack roll, -1d4

Uses cutting words on one of the passed one, on next roll needs to -1d6

Two of them rush over after adam does and suddenly it looks like they start to straighten up in posture but they just grow in size

For better or worse they've become larger like the dweargar

They're dweargar

One of each of the attacked ones ig

A third grows in size

Theo's turn

Tries to shoot small one

"kill the baby dwarf"

Rolls an 8 to hit, misses

Asyna's turn

"It would just be a soggy ape"

We're trying to figure out which animal asyna should turn into

She's gonna turn into a crocodile bc one time jones put a crocodile out

We're going to the zoo after this session

There are dippin dots at the zoo

There are not dippin dots at the zoo?

The ice elemental could make a version of dippin dots

Dom gets frozen lemonade at zoos

There are not dippin dots at the zoo but in the summer they have the equivalent of shaved ice

Now asyna's gonna attack

18 to hit

7 damage

Bite attack ? Grappled ? Dc12 saving throw ? No dc12 to escape

He's stuck in the jaws

Who's stuck in the jaws ? The big one one of the big ones the bained one

Oh wait how big is the crocodile

Large

It works

Small one becomes large now all four are large

Cel's turn

Takes the one that just turned big

Casts hunters mark and then hits with sword

1d6 of damage, 2 from hunters mark added

15 to hit with bow, 14 damage

Aerana's turn

11 damage

Big one that adam didn't hit

U poke a lil hole

He's wearing chain armor and u shear through it a little

Adam

Casts vicious mockery on the one you just hit

He will take 3 damage "the only reason you got big physically is because you're compensating"

And disadvantage on next physical attack

He's next

Ah he's gonna attack u

He misses

Other one goes

The big bained one

Marguerite took the small bained one

Nat1 lmao

Tries to swing at adam and doesn't hit

Grappled man gonna try to escape, is large so does he escape ? Yes he escapes

Theo's turn

Theo will hit the one that just tried to escape w bow

14 to hit, does it

Deals 5 damage

The one u n adam hit is a little worse for wear along w the last one to turn big boi

Theo can add sneak attack bc asyna is within melee range

Adds 8 damage for total 13 damage

Now he's also not looking great

Theo abandons bow to sneak attack w sword

Asyna's turn

18 to hit

6 damage

Same guy theo got

"how do you want to do this?"

Chomps him in half

He tastes salty

Ok so in total like 26 damage to take out ?

Upon seeing the crocodile the other one is gonna fight asyna

Despite -1d6 to hit, has advantage bc larger size and never mind ?

12 armor class, he hits

6 damage

He smashes snout in "it hurts . But ur fine"

Cel's turn

It is the one with hunters mark

Uses bow

23 to hit, 11 damage

Looks like he's on his last legs

Aerana deals 14 damage

"how do you want to do this"

Cut off the legs then he slides off his own legs and collapses

Bleeding out as he kicks the bucket

Adam

"how do you want to do this"

1 health lmao

"what I roll will tell me the level of roast that kills him"

"your mother was a badger mole and your father was a worm"

He hyperventilates, asphyxiates, then dies

Bruh next time u should pull a criminal minds death smh

He rolls a 3 and doesn't hit anyone

Theo's turn

Makes an athletics check to climb onto him?

I want a burrito

I'm gonna make a burrito after we play so I can start s14

Gonna try to intimidate

" we just killed all of your friends but we'd be willing to keep you alive if you answered some questions for us "

"that is the most polite intimidation I've ever heard" dom, 2020

Rolls with advantage

8 lmao

He looks scared but it didn't work

"is theo like a mormon or something???" jacob, 2020

"dnd but it's mormons"

Asyna's turn

Rolls a 2, snaps and it doesn't work

Cel's turn

Pulls out sword to intimidate

"last chance fucker or we kill you"

17

Bc we're in melee he drops his weapon which did not grow in size with him

Adam is gonna change his shorts

It looks like he's wearing a skort

You take his war hammer

Time to interrogate

Cel is pulling him down???? He's medium size and cel is filled with rage

Eye contact ???? Or ok athletics check

14 athletics check it works gets him down to eye level

"who sent you?"

Doesn't answer

Asks in undercommon

"I was sent by noska"

"noska's with me at the guild"

It is the xanathar guild

"why?"

"we figured you five would have the stone"

Adam comes back

"we do have the stone in fact"

Deception check

19

Intimidation and deception are specific ways of persuading

19 deceives

"we already had it"

He looks at adam and says "that so? Well uh then you have it on you now?"

"uh no . Check the bottom of the ocean ."

His eyes widen

"so why don't you go tell your xants"

"you . You didn't ."

"oh . We did."

He's not used to communicating through an interpreter

Says smth along the lines of "you idiot there's half a million dragons in there"

Now he's just yelling at us

Cel whips out sword and offers to behead him against the

We could cut out his tongue and opposable thumbs

And then let him go as a sign to the xants

Carve a message into his chest

"who else are you hunting for"

"nobody right now . I guess ,, well, no .. No, not really - mostly just the rock"

"well it's gone . See rock see stone at the see shell at the see shore"

"here's the thing buddy boy we know you're looking for it and we don't like you"

"so you can skedaddle"

"when did adam get so cocky?"

"right after he learned vicious mockery"

Adam spanks him

He shrunk to a medium size

Or maybe adam didn't spank him

Tl;dr he's not gonna snitch and doesn't give us a name

"I still wanna know your name, fucker"

It's gorrick

Sylvia would've called him ocean

"if you know a crow person named bingbong-" "that's not his real name" "-if you know a kenku whose name is a gong sound, can you tell us where he is?" "well there's lots of different kenku but I don’t' know they all look kind of scruffy and they all wear cloaks so I can't tell" he doesn't know

"he reluctantly gives you his pants" dom, 2020

"but is he packing tho" marianne, 2020

"roll for perception at disadvantage" "16"

"from what you can tell… this guy can taste enlarge/reduce on himself, so yeah" dom says, begrudgingly, 2020

For the record . I was joking . But he made me roll

"is that dead one packing shmeat" "NO, HE IS N O T" jacob and dom, 2020

"you idiots are dead xants r gonna come and make your lives hell"

We see lantern lights just bobbing around in the darkness

Arrive at one of the wealthier areas w big pillared, raised pedestals w coffins n statues

Eventually make it to a small covered stone building not too much larger than a shed

One of the things has been pushed open

Smashed lock on the ground

Adam thaumaturgies and walks in

Adam makes the light blue

10 feet in there's a 10ft open chamber; off to left and right are two different stone coffins that have been covered up; don't depict any particular person but some writing on it

Further in two raised sections with set of stairs leading into darkness between them

Cel rolls investigation check to see if someone was there

Rolls 21, somewhat dusty inside and can see some footprints

2 pairs that look human-sized

Writing on coffins just have names of garloth family with age and short passage

The footprints look like they go both in and out

Honestly ? Proud of my question asking if the footprints are going in the same direction . Me one year ago would not have thought

Adam goes deeper into the darkness

Going down it's warmer, pathway abt 10 feet wide

More coffins; one to right one to left

Contents have been ransacked

Tops have been broken (wood)

Some bones have been removed

Cel rolls 21 to see if they were buried w anything

Passage extends 50 feet down

All coffins here have been ransacked

Two more coffins have also been ransacked

60 feet down adam can see a side passage

Bc of the light adam can see smth sparkling in the dust

Door set into the wall

Adam picks it up

Looks like a key

Adam tries it for the locked door

Adam runs 19 investigation but it doesn't appear to be trapped

Looks like this door has scratches like long gouges

Key adam found does not fit

Cel picks it

More ornate coffin inside, untouched

Cel rolls for investigation, 10

Unsure abt traps

More dusty in here, some dirt falling from ceiling

Adam looking for rat-sized entrances

Investigation check

11, can't see

Other coffin made to look like a person, last name garloth

Cel opens the coffin

Strength check w advantage

Nat20

Wedges crowbar under stone, it slides off and hits the ground, kicking up some dust

Inside is a dead person

Cel investigates for stone

13, it's just a dead man

Rings just look fancy

Based on our info

The stone is p sizable

Adam puts all the rings on at once and as he tugs the rings off the skeleton the head rolls and falls to look at adam

"I'm gonna cover the face and keep tugging - does it come off?"

"the finger comes off"

Naya's gonna scry w the key

"are you still a crocodile?"

"oh ok I guess I'll revert then"

Naya hops away

Will do investigation checks for rest of tomb

Adam is licking the floor, rolls 13

Adam gathers the door was not opened before we came in

Hard to tell w the footprints now that we've come in

Someone did come in tho before us

Cel is investigating and adam is giving inspiration

"are you doing bardic inspiration then?"

"yeah"

"do I get a song?"

"there once was a halfling named cel she was searching for bodies in a cell but there was one trap everyone did a laugh(?) and down the hole she fell"

"you've been inspired to avoid all danger"

Four were unopened Ig

11 it doesn't open ?

Nat20 for second coffin

Dead person inside

Investigates for stone, 8

Doesn't see anything

There's an entrance the door at the front of the mausoleum that a rat could fit through

No rat-sized holes in the coffins

Only lead is the key

Naya looks like she's leaving so we're gonna follow

Eventually led to another entrance/exit of the cemetery in a different direction

Still raining but not quite as heavily as before

Getting closer to midnight

Naya starts leading us towards trades ward

Pause point?

#sn #9 #dnd #d&d #wdh