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#why do u look so much like my dad pls explain
seungisms · 1 year
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🖇️📁 𝐒𝐊𝐙 … 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 '𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐈𝐃𝐄! 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆'
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𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: fluff and general dumbassery
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: himbo!changbin, himbo!jisung, tiktok pranks and danni's shitty attempt at comedy
𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: ngl i made felix shorter than the rest cause i just know his ass would'nt fall for this shit, my guy would probably be the one to do this prank on u 😭 similar to my last tiktok prank reaction, check it out here! reblog for a kiss, feedback much appreciated!
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𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍
your stupid tiktok pranks are the bane of this mans existence
such a boomer
stares at you like (ಠ_ಠ) as you’re trying to push him into your room to hide
he already has to deal with seven other idiots causing him emotional distress on a daily basis and yet here you are joining in?
breaks into a sweat as soon as the word ‘boyfriend’ leaves your lips
literally like ???? idk if you knew this but,,, I’M your boyfriend 
will dig his feet into the carpet as you’re trying to push him through the door and won’t move until you explain yourself >:(
you just think he looks sososo cute confused and frustrated so you crack pretty quickly 
after u explain he just does that disappointed dad sigh™️ and walks away 
if u weren’t such a cutie he would’ve ditched ur ass by now istg
𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐎
so close to snapping 
can’t deal with ur shit anymore
(he loves you really)
(but fr he’s on his last straw, you stress him out)
literally just chilling on one of his rare days off scrolling through his phone when you strike
now ur all up in his face like ‘bro u need to hide! my boyfriend is on his way!!’
legit just stares you out for a minute straight before just
‘get tf away from me 😃’
and you can tell he’s not gonna fall for another one of ur stupid pranks but u also can’t give up now cause u made a bet with felix so
‘no i’m serious! he’s like two minutes away, hide!!’
will continue sitting there
trust me he thinks ur really cute but he also wishes you’d just stfu once in awhile
if you continue on with your little prank he’ll just turn around and say ‘nah, i kinda wanna meet this guy now’
there’s no winning with his stubborn ass trust me
𝐒𝐄𝐎 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐍
was asleep
so peaceful
then suddenly a wild girlfriend (you) appears
you felt kinda bad for disturbing him cause !! he looked so cute !! all pouty and sleepy
but still tiktok pranks reign superior than ur boyfriends sleep
so fking confused and doesn’t know what tf is going on
his fight or flight kicks in as soon as ur panicked whisper of ‘quick! my boyfriend is on his way, you need to hide!’ hits his ears
tucks and rolls right underneath that bed
will peek out from under the bed and be like ‘this good? 👍’ pls
himbo!changbin for the win
will hide for a good half hour before he realises 
hey
wait
i’m the boyfriend
bitches about it for at l e a s t two weeks
𝐇𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐍
gets so worked up about it lmao
will be in the middle of a nice ~peaceful~ snack 
before being rudely interrupted
just stares u in the face with that real bitchy eye squint he loves to do
‘oh u think ur funny’
and you almost give up on the prank cause he’s just giving you the side eye while munching on his snack
loves to make you feel dumb 
he gets so annoyed over it but the more you insist on him to hide the more he actually starts to believe it
deep down he knows it’s a joke but also gets jealous over this non-existent side piece you have <3
‘okay fine, ill hide. but only cause ur cute.’
hides all grumpy in the storage cupboard with his snack
all you can hear are angry chewing noises
(ex: soobin)
another one to bring this up in future and bitch over it
whenever you ask him to help you with smith he’ll just be like
‘oh why don’t you get your boyfriend to help you’ and walks away
petty af but we been knew
but he’s pretty so you let him have it
𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐉𝐈𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆
so :o
listens very intently as you explain that your boyfriend is on his way and immediately goes into panic mode
‘okay i have a plan’
freaks out and drags you into the empty space below your stairs while shushing you
1/3 bimboracha 
‘he won’t find us here’
doesn’t understand why ur laughing ??? this is serious ???
9/10 chance he doesn’t know what’s actually going on
another one that takes way too long to figure out that he’s your boyfriend 
so close to organising an intervention against ur tiktok pranks
will make a 20 minute powerpoint on why tiktok should be banned in the dorms and will make you sit through the whole thing
idk just don’t do this to him, his dramatic ass wouldn’t be able to handle it
𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗
lee felix tiktok king™️
already knows what you’re trying to do before you even do istg
he’s ten steps ahead of you at all times with this tiktok shit
catches you looking at him out of the corner of your eye all morning and giggling and kinda had an idea of what you were planning
also he saw ur tiktok likes
this isn’t a cute little prank anymore this is a competition
on guard as soon as you strike and ready to shut that shit down
‘felix, quick hide in my closet! my boyfriend is gonna be here soon!!’
literally just goes
‘i’m ur boyfriend stupid’
and that’s that
there’s no fooling him
𝐊𝐈𝐌 𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐌𝐈𝐍
you planned to strike while he was asleep cause that’s the only time ur sure he won’t just immediately dismiss you and be like ‘tf are you on?’
swats you away a good three times as you try to shake him awake
does that grumpy teenager thing where he pulls the covers over his head and just hopes you’ll leave
if he can’t see u then u can’t see him
groans as soon as he hear that stupid tiktok line leave your mouth
just goes
‘okay?? i’m asleep anyway??? literally just hang out with him in the living room and go away???’
does not give a shit
you really wanna get him though
so you invite hyunjin over
and as soon as he hears another guys voice coming from the living room you bet ur ass he’s practically throwing himself down those stairs
just stares at you and hyunjin 
so fking out of breath
grumpily walks back up those stairs and you s w e a r  you heard him mumble ‘bitch’ under his breath 😭
𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐉𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍
confused
but also will do whatever you say cause he’s whipped af
human personification of that one hamster meme when you come rushing up to him freaking out about how your boyfriend was on his way over
panics with u
he doesn’t like seeing you stressed :( 
but in the middle of ur ranting he’s like
‘okay wait i can just hide in there- wait, boyfrIEND?! BUT I’M UR BOYFRIEND!!!1!!!!!11!!’
literally doesn’t know what to do when you just shush him
stays hiding in there until you take pity on him and tell him to come out
does his little walk of shame out and just stands there for a good five minutes staring at you
has never felt betrayal like it
has trust issues now
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faiirybread · 5 months
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the wilt of the rose ︴dr3
🥀in which.. they just cant talk to eachother
pt1! pt2!
danielricciardo just posted!
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did you think i didnt see you?
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user1 DAD NOOO
user2 STAWP STAWP STAWP
user3 clara11.8 PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE. SAVE YOURSELF FROM THIS MESS
user4 bro u miss her
landonorris DAD PLEASE THIS ISNT YOU
user5 lando is just like the rest of us fr
user6 i need someone on twitter to explain the FULL timeline because i am so so confused on how this happened bro
user7 samee like i need to know who cheated first, who was pettier, AND WHO THE HELL WAS IN YNS POST!!!
redbull 😻😻 and mclaren 😕
papaya cult member
danny what the hell is going on
are you and yn like seriously over
im so confused
maxy paxy #1
yeah everytime i go on insta something is going on with you two
pls clear up the rumors
papaya cult member
danny i can see you reading this
maxy paxy #1
DANNY TELL US
DANNY RIIIC
idek tbh
papaya cult member
im gonna punch you
DANNY RIIIC
STOP i just dont know whats going on
like we went for that date and everything was fine and then the stuff about her and some guy came out
like idk
papaya cult member
ok but who started it
maxy paxy #1
yeah who cheated first
papaya cult member
be so honest rn
DANNY RIIIC
..me
papaya cult member
DANNY
WHAT THE FUCK
maxy paxy #1
dude..
DANNY RIIIC
HEAR ME OUT
papaya cult member
NO???
DANNY RIIIC
NONONO LISTEN
LISTEN
IT WAS HER FIRST
SHE CAME ONTO ME
maxy paxy #1
danny slow down
give us the full story
DANNY RIIIC
it doesnt even matter anymore
i just want it to be done
i miss her
i fucked up so bad you guys
papaya cult member
no shit sherlock
DANNY RIIIC
like
what am i supposed to do?
maxy paxy #1
mate im gonna be honest
i dont think you can fix it
DANNY RIIIC
what
why
papaya cult member
BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
DANNY RIIIC
yeah i know that but like
is there fr no way back?
maxy paxy #1
ok lando back off
ok?
take a breather
papaya cult member
k.
maxy paxy #1
danny.
you betrayed her trust
so so much
like you will have to grovel your way back
DANNY RIIIC
ok
ok i will
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joelslegalwhre · 11 months
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Hey!! was just looking to request a little something, if you don't want to/don't have the time I don't mind.
So, like a Max V x Reader where reader is Toto's daughter. Reader and Toto doesn't have a good relationship because she isn't very interested in the Mercedes team and after a petty fight he kicks her out of the house, max hears them fighting (they're in the paddock) and offers to host reader and as time goes, they start to build a relationship and then everyone finds out about it. Also if it could take place under the 2021 season. 🏎️🤍
*sips on dr pepper* Alright Toto my beloved, it‘s time to be a bitch
Thank u sm for the request anon! I made some small changes to the plot but nothing major xx
Paddock Pass pt.1
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pairing: max verstappen x fem!reader, dad!toto wolff x fem!reader
word count: 1.6k
summary: After Toto takes your paddock pass, Max comes to your rescue. You didn‘t think that rescue would lead to something much bigger. (Pls trust me this is good, I just suck at summaries)
warnings: angst, fighting, bad dad-daughter dynamics, fluff, mutual pining turning into more, use of Y/N one time, not really proofread (anything else? Tell me if I missed something)
Masterlist || taglist || part one || part two || part three
There wasn't a year when you hadn't attended at least half of the grand prix. And this year was no different. 
Your job allowed you to work from everywhere you liked, so it was the perfect opportunity to follow your dads team around the world. 
The Mercedes Formula One team was something you’d consider family. 
You knew everyone by name, some of them knew you since you were only a few years old, attending your first races. 
But you never cared for the strategies, the way the cars worked, or anything in that field. 
You were here for the excitement of the races, the familiarity and the people. The drivers, the mechanics, the strategists or the people working for the media… they were close to your heart, and you couldn't imagine not being part of this world.
Even if you weren't the least bit interested in the details; you knew everything about the sport, you just didn't want to go into detail why the car would work better if you added this thing to whatever part of the car that your dad had explained to you so many times. 
But Toto Wolff would not understand that. And he made it very clear. 
In his eyes, you should be just as interested in all aspects of the sport. To be like him, you thought.
„You know what, Dad? Shocker, but not everyone shares your fucking interests and cares for them as much as you do!" 
You've never talked to him like that, but you've had enough. "I know I'm not the daughter you'd like to have," you continued, „I really don't care  about the aerodynamics of Lewis‘ car and how it's different to Valtteris'! I simply don't care!" 
You felt hot tears burning in your eyes, but you managed to blink them away. Barely, but he didn't have to see them. "They all know that," these damn tears wouldn't stop, you thought, "Everyone except for you, Dad.
The disappointment in your voice was clear as day, "Why do you even take me with you, when you don't just accept me as I am?" Your lips were pressed in a tight line, the tears still on the verge of falling. 
"You're right." Toto said in the coldest voice you might've ever heard from him, his accent thick, „I don't have to drag you with me anywhere, you're an adult after all. But I also don't have to give you access to the paddock, nor to the garage or anywhere else."
You clenched your teeth, hard. He just had to snap his fingers and your all access pass was worth nothing. You couldn't enter the paddock, couldn’t go anywhere else. And he knew, clear as day, that you couldn't just take a plane back home. You needed the money to pay your rent and couldn't just waste it on a plane ticket that was way too expensive. 
But you wouldn't give in this time, no, if he wanted to punish you for telling him the truth, fine. But he couldn't just humiliate you like he did right now. You grabbed the all access pass hanging from your neck and shoved it in his hand. "Take it then." you said, your voice matching his cold tone. 
Max was hearing every part of it. He'd noticed your voice just before he walked past the Mercedes facility, stopping dead in his tracks when he heard the tone of your words. The voice he had heard so many times, the kindness you always spoke with. All gone. And then Toto's. Just as horribly cold. The two of you were standing between the facilities, so he pretended to be on his phone answering someone, so he could wait in front of his own facility. 
"Take it then." he heard you say in a bitter tone, and just a moment later, you walked past him. He could tell that you were upset. Hell, everyone could've. The way you almost ran out of the paddock and tried to blink away the tears - of sadness, anger, or possibly both, he couldn't tell - it was obvious. Max waited another moment, and when he saw Toto returning to the Mercedes facility, he quickly followed you.
He had to quicken his pace, due to your fast steps. Some were curiously watching where he wanted to be so quickly, but he didn't notice them, just trying to catch up to you. "Hey," he called after you, "wait for me!" 
You didn't hear him, and even if you did, you wouldn't think he'd meant you. It was when he called out your name, that you finally turned around. 
"Thank you." he said, taking a deep breath. He stopped right at your side. "Ehm," you looked at him in utter confusion, still trying not to be obvious of your emotions. "Can I help you, Max?" 
You haven't seen him, when you walked past the Red Bull building, too focused on what to do now. 
„Uhm, yeah, I mean… Can we find a-„ he looked around, “a more private place to talk?” 
His gaze was filled with sincerity and softness. You needed a second to answer him. „Uhm, yes. Of course.“ you quietly said. 
“Great.” Max gently took your wrist and led you to a more secluded place between two facilities. The grip he had on your wrist turned into him sliding his hand in yours. It didn‘t surprise you how the skin where he had touched you tingled, the feeling of your hand in his a feeling you could never quite explain. It was childish, but ever since he started driving for Red Bull, you had a crush on him. You obviously never told your Dad or anyone else about it, hell would've broken loose if you did. 
“I was actually heading out of the paddock,“ you started, “I don't have a pass anymore.” 
His lack of confusion or surprise to that made you draw your brows together, and then he simply answered, „I know.” 
“So what are you-„ you started, but he interrupted you, “I know it's not the most gentlemen thing to do, but I heard all of the-“ he thought for a second, “discussion, between you and your Dad.” he ended. 
That actually made you smile a little, he tried his best to be as gentle as possible and you appreciated it. „It’s okay, Max. I guess everyone kind of heard us.” you sighed, „We had a fight, and he kicked me out.” a bitter smile formed on your lips. 
„Yeah, but he can't kick you out of the paddock.” Max's lips turned into a mischievous smile. “What do you mean?” He looked at your hand and his thumb caressed it for a second. „I'll give you one of mine.” 
„Max,“ you started a little shocked, but he quickly shook his head, „It's really no problem at all,“ he smiled, „It would be an honor to have you in the garage.“ he winked.
His knees almost buckled at the sight of you.
He had given you one of his spare Red Bull shirts. It was a little too big for you, but you had styled it perfectly, the new pass dangling from your neck with every step you took.
You looked absolutely beautiful. And you weren't walking past his garage like you usually would, because his garage was the one you'd watch the race in. It filled him with a sort of pride he couldn't explain. Never in a million years, had he dared to believe you'd be rooting for him and his team. Little did he know, you did since meeting him for the first time. 
"Hey," you greeted him with a warm smile. Max was glad that you seemed to be in a much better mood than yesterday. „Hey.“ he grinned. „Is this-„ you gestured over your outfit and pass, „Is it really okay with the team?“ 
You were a little nervous how they'd react to you being in the garage. Nearly everyone knew you were Toto's daughter. And although you knew most of the other teams, including the people who worked for them, you felt quite nervous. „It is.“ His voice had no trace of uncertainty in it. And when he grabbed your hand for the second time since your encounter yesterday, your stomach did a little happy flip. 
„Alright, I have to go, but you can just go over there to watch the race,“ he pointed to your left, „But I guess it's no different to the Mercedes garage, so…“ he laughed. You smiled and chuckled, „It isn‘t, but thank you.“ He gave you a small nod, still smiling. „No Max, really. Thank you.“ Your voice became more serious, and you looked at him with utter gratitude. 
Just when he gave your hand a light squeeze, you noticed that you must've still been holding hands. „I already told you it's no problem, I'm glad you are here.“ You couldn‘t tell the look on his face, you just knew that he was standing so very close to you that only a few centimeters separated the two of you. His gaze wandered from your eyes to your lips. His hand that caressed yours as you still watched him with such intensity, trying to figure out what he was thinking, but at the same time just taking him in. „Y/N, I-„ he started whispering, so close to your own lips, just so very close. 
„Max! We need you over here!“
The voice made both you and Max look up, almost startled. He turned around to the mechanic, and nodded quickly before turning back to you. 
But the moment was gone. You took a step back, letting go of his hand in the process. You smiled at him, though nervously, „Good luck, champ.“. And with that you left him standing there, your heart still aching for so much more than a simple ‚good luck‘. 
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yoonsdoll · 3 months
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hi im bored and this is my professional opinion if seventeen r kitty or puppy coded and why because this is very important to me !!!!!!!!!
seungcheol : kitty coded
ok this was actually a really hard choice because he actually does have both kitty and puppy features but ultimately i decided kitty because hes so persian cat.
LOOK AT HIM POUTING.
but laura!!! he has a dog!!! YES I KNOW OKAY!! i LOVE kkuma. and as much as he wants to be a dog dad hes just a cat taking care of a dog beeeee so fr!!!!!
ok in conclusion realistically he can be both but like.. look at these photos and try spot the difference
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cheol get well soon i miss u .
if u disagree then u just dont get the vision!
jeonghan : kitty coded
i have previously stated how he is a ragdoll cat. and yes, he really is.
hes so mischievous in like the best way ever, tell me a kitty wouldn't do that. U CANT!!!!
as a cat owner myself.. im just correct.
he 100% knows how to get someone to give him what he wants (treats) and he sits there all day looking fabulous and getting attention for being so cute.
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also jeonghan get well soon im losing hair the longer ur gone.
anyway pls agree ive never been so confident in an answer in my life. dont ruin this
joshua : puppy coded
the more i look at shua smiling the more he reminds me of a cute puppy.
pls this man has me breaking down hes literally so cute.
i have no reason apart from the fact im so very sure he would be a puppy. and also hes an extrovert which automatically strikes me as a dog!!!
he looks like a fancy cat on a lot of pictures but dont let him gaslight u.
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he told me himself hes a smiley shiba inu.
im a strong believer in puppy shua.
junhui : kitty coded
i feel like this is a very obvious answer but still
0% puppy in him. its all a very feral cat.
when i look at jun i think of a british shorthair kitty. a baby one in specific.
especially because hes playful as hell but also has his moments when he just prefers to be quiet and listen to the others.
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he alternatively could just be a white and black cat.. it did occur to me while making this. however i still feel like a british shorthair is more suitable.
jun is so cat coded and even he knows it!
hoshi : kitty coded ?????
okay see my issue is that yes.. tigers are in the cat family. but do u not also ever look at hoshi playing around w the members and think that he could be a puppy if he wasnt so obsessed w tigers..
anyhow, he is kitty coded for the most part I GUESS.
sometimes he really does remind me of a hamster more than anything though, but again this isnt the point of this post.
ill give him this win and say he is a toyger cat.
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HE LITERALLY LOOKS SO HAMSTER IN THE FIRST PIC ITS BUGGING ME.
look at him tryna convince everyone in that 2nd pic.. ok wtv he convinced me
wonwoo : kitty coded
so very calm, knows what his boundaries are, likes playing around once in a while.
wonwoo is THE black cat. one of those that are really well taken care of with short yet super soft fur.
same as jun.. u will never find any puppy energy in this man.
he has a dog too, but hes the most cat coded person u will ever see. this is why my cheol point was also correct.
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im giggling those photos r so perfect. 3 wonwoos ^^^^^^
bye u legit cant even argue with this one if u wanted to
woozi : kitty coded
SHUT UP U KNOW IM RIGHTTTT!!
WOOZI IS SO KITTY I DONT CARE. I DONT EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
just as i know wonus a black cat, i know ujis a white cat.
hes so elegant yet so fun and so cute pls someone tie me down
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the fact i already knew what photos im gonna use says enough.
i would also like to say that hes also very bear coded. like if hes not a cat hes a bear.
dokyeom : puppy coded
everyone cheered!!!!
dk has always been very puppy to me, even in interviews where hes speaking to people he doesnt know (which makes it difficult for him (and hoshi)), hes ALWAYS trying his best.
hes so cute!??!?!?! like, im really not good with dog breeds AT ALL, but he clearly is a pomeranian.
is he a grown 5'10 man? yes. is he also a very cute puppy breed? also yes. why? it just makes so much sense.
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the 2 glasses photos were a coincidence but they somehow make him look even more puppy coded.
him in curly hair.. dude it doesnt get any better than that!!!
mingyu : puppy coded
DUH!!!! hes the puppiest out of all puppy in seventeen
surprisingly, i always see everyone call him a golden retriever which, personality wise I SO AGREE!!! but something itches my brain when hes compared to a husky. IT MAKES SM MORE SENSE NO??
i lied btw ive never seen anyone compare him to a husky this is me trying to drop my opinion without getting dragged.
theres not much else to say apart from that his emoji rep is litch a puppy so u cant deny it!
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no matter what breed u wanna compare him to, itll still always be a dog
i truly wish i could see him as a cat but its just not right!
minghao : kitty coded
kitty coded through and through!!!!
i dont think i cld ever compare hao to a puppy?? his vibes r so cat.
SIAMESE CAT** let me say. dont u agree!!
hes so sassy and i feel like that rlly influences my opinion but also when have u ever looked at minghao and thought he was puppy coded. literally NEVER. i cant name u one time.
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give him blue contacts and hes that cat in the middle (pls dont)
i rest my case thank yew!
seungkwan : BOTH?!
seungkwans a really difficult one for me. because he quite literally is both.
he has moments when hes so puppy coded then the next second hes the most kitty coded man ever.
same in selcas.. i cant even decide thru them!!!
if i really had to pick, id lean towards a cat, but again.. its too hard to decide.
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therefore, he would be an orange kitty or a samoyed dog! :3
im sorry for cheating my way out of this one but i srsly cant decide.
vernon : kitty coded
chillest cat ever trust me.
vernon said himself he really likes cats and that made this even easier than it was before cause it just makes sm sense!
im aware vernon likes dogs too but him liking cats is so ?? vernon ??????
i always go back to that photo of him holding the baby kitty. hes such a cat person. literally look up vernon being a cat person on twt and theres a whole thread proving it!
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this is why vernon is a siberian cat! he looks like it sm and he is chill like that ong
vernon and kitties give me life
dino : puppy coded
surprisingly i originally wanted to say kitty coded but after a think abt it.. hes clearly puppy coded
a very loved puppy by his 12 older brothers lolol
he always loves the attention and enjoys smiling and making others laugh a lot too..
do u guys remember that puppy interview? yeah.
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his light brown hair was the prime border collie days!
i found that middle photo and immediately thought dino.
ok i originally didnt even mean to assign them all to breeds or wtv but it just happened... thank u for reading this is what happens when i get too bored!!! anyway i think i did pretty well so!
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shayyprasad · 3 months
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games // part two | peter parker
masterlist to this is here!
part two is here
tw: a couple curse words
god i'm so brain dead rn send help
(pls don't mind the spacing for like any of my fics they're all wonky cuz they're copy and pasted from wattpad...)
unknown number: hey, it's peter. when do you wanna meet up?
y/n perked up at the sound of her phone buzzing, eager that she'd have something to do now. she rolled over and grabbed it from the nightstand, letting her eyes adjust to the bright screen. y/n blinked; peter?
oh, yeah, the cute kid in science. she couldn't help but raise an eyebrow, did he already want to start on it?
unknown number: if you want to get it out of the way lol
unknown number: obvi we don't have to rn lol
unknown number: it's up to you lol
unknown number: ur reading these
unknown number: and not responding
unknown number: so i'm assuming the worst
she quickly renamed him to "peter" before responding.
y/n: so you're cute and funny, def scored one
y/n: dw it's not too early
y/n: i appreciate the eagerness
y/n: and honestly you can come over
peter: rn?
y/n: if u want
y/n: like, ofc it's short notice so u don't have to
he responded pretty quickly to that.
peter: no
peter: i mean i have plans
peter: but they aren't that big
peter: so yeah
peter: i guess i can come over
peter: i suppose
y/n: cool then
y/n: see you in thirty?
peter: sure
she dropped her phone back onto the stand, picking herself up. y/n shuffled over to the mirror, deciding whether or not she looked representable. she decided that another coat or two of mascara wouldn't hurt, and she added a layer of lipgloss, as well.
only when her stomach growled did she realize that she was hungry. so y/n left her room and got into the elevator, hitting the button for the 6th floor. when she got out, she saw that her dad was sitting at the couch by steve, nat, and vision.
she watched as vision shook his head, "i do not understand the end goal of this game."
"you're supposed to be the first to finish your cards," nat sighed, and y/n got a feeling that she had to explain this multiple times.
"but why?"
"bec- never-mind, just go, it's your turn," and after a moment, "no! red and yellow have absolutely no correlation! it's not even the same number!"
tony snorted, "you guys fucking suck, you know that, right?"
"go ahead, steve, you know you want to," y/n called out, pouring herself a cup of lemonade.
"christ," he rolled his eyes. "once, it was once! when are you gonna let it go?"
nat added, "bad words are sad words."
"oh, by the way, dad, peter's coming over."
"okay. wait, why?"
"we got a school project. we wanna get it outta the way."
"ooooh," the love of your life teased, though at the moment, she wasn't quite the love of your life.
"i am detecting a change in your heartbeat, y/n."
"god! it's not like that!" yeah, why was there a change in her heartbeat? it was beating against her ribcage, and she was clearly flustered. it was just peter, y/n told herself. just peter.
she chugged the glass down as an excuse not to do anymore talking before moving back to the pantry to grab a pack of sour cream and onion. y/n brought that back to her room and crashed down onto her bed. after she was done eating, she popped a piece of gum in her mouth because... actually she wasn't sure. it was sort of... instinctive.
not because she wanted to kiss peter.
well, maybe, actually.
a hook-up never hurt anyone.
she didn't think much of it. she didn't want to think much of it. to pass the time, she put on some boring, irrelevant show. soon enough, there was a knock on the door. y/n flicked off the tv and pulled it open.
"hi, pete."
he blushed, and she figured it was the nickname. and for some reason, she really liked that look on him. "h-hey." y/n moved to the side to let in him, and he took two awkward steps forward. she flopped down on the bed, pulling out her science stuff.
"you can... you know, sit down," she gestured to the beanbag and the desk. "take your pick. or you can stand, that's fine, too."
"oh- no, i-" he cut himself off, sitting down on the beanbag, freezing as he sunk into it. "it's- um, comfy."
"thanks. i think. damn, parker, you're so awk," she laughed. he laughed along, too, because she had that type of energy. her laughter was contagious, in the best type of way.
"okay, what did you wanna start with?" y/n asked, when the laughter died down after a second or two.
"um- i-i-...maybe just brainstorming better?"
"sure, then. she said power-point prez, right?"
he cleared his throat. "uh, yes- yeah."
she gave him a soft smile as she raised an eyebrow, "i don't bite. promise. you can relax."
"i- i am relaxed," he said, cursing thor as his voice cracked.
"you're sitting like an old man with your hands in your lap. but if that's how you normally sit..."
"no! i mean, no. i don't," he relaxed his shoulders, getting comfier.
she nodded, pulling up a word document, "okay, so basically, atomic defects in solids are one of the most promising single-photon sources or 'quantum emitters', an important building block for many quantum technologies. but... i assume you already know this stuff, being the genius you are."
he blushed again, and she smirked. "uh, yeah. in order to design and engineer better quantum emitters, we need to use their optical and electronic properties, as well as defect formation."
"and migration," y/n added.
"yeah. we can first-principles quantum mechanical calculations c-combined with machine-learning techniques to u-uncover key properties such as, um... defect dynamics, formation mechanisms, free energies and stabilities at... room and elevated temperatures."
she paused, "okay, wow, didn't think of it that way. go parker!"
peter blushed once more, and now that she was thinking about it, his face hadn't really gone back to normal this entire time. they went back an forth, and y/n was happy that he seemed for comfortable around her.
they did lots of subtle flirting, well, she did, he just blushed. peter and y/n had gotten to know each other better, and they did talk about things that weren't quantum physics and condensed matter.
he didn't end up leaving until somewhere around nine, and that was since they'd lost track of time. once he left, y/n laid in bed, hands tucked under her head, staring up at the ceiling. her heart beat faster at the thought of peter and she cussed under her breath, because she didn't like him. they were friends.
he was just nice for a guy, and that made her glad because most guys were pretentious douche-bags.
besides, she flirted with everyone. even cap (but that was as a joke to piss off her dad, steve, albeit, thought it was annoying too, but technicalities). so this was no different.
her heart beat faster.
she didn't like him.
she didn't like anyone like that.
right?
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my-own-walker · 11 months
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Kyle request...: could you do one where Kyle opens up to female reader about that stuff with his mom pls, because like, omg that boy was so pure and sweetie, he deserved so much moreee 💔💔💔😭
Motorcycle On The Front Lawn
if you want a good cry while reading, try pairing this story with the song $20 by boygenius. lyrics kinda have nothing to do with this but very emo song/feeling.
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note: this one is gonna need a MAJOR TW for SA. pls don't read if that will trigger you or make you uncomfy. love u all.
warnings: TW for talk about SA, angst, mention of su!c!de, very sensitive topics so proceed with caution.
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There was strange air around intimacy in our relationship that I didn't quite get. I didn't entirely mind. I loved Kyle. But I didn't understand where the strain came from.
We were intimate. We had sex often. But there was a disconnect. He wouldn't make eye contact with me during the act. He would be avoidant of conversations surrounding our sex life.
He showed love to me through physical touch, yes. It was an important part of our relationship. When we weren't in a bedroom with our clothes off, he had no problem being all over me. Behind closed doors, though, he froze up.
I didn't think much of it at first, chalking it up to beginning-of-relationship nerves about sex. Soon, though, it began to upset me. I thought it was all my fault. That he wasn't attracted to me. I began to doubt myself majorly.
It became time to have a conversation with Kyle about it. I wasn't angry with him. I was upset with myself for making this such a big deal in my head.
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Kyle and I were making out in my bedroom. It was hot and heavy. Things were escalating until again, I sensed a strain. Kyle began to tense up, refusing to make any moves unless I initiated them.
I tore myself away from him and threw my legs over the edge of the bed, sitting up and facing away from him. Tears stung at the back of my eyes.
'Hey, Y/N, hey,' he sat up quickly and moved closer to me, sitting next to me on the edge of the bed. He stooped down to look at my face, peering through the curtain of blonde hair that had fallen in front of his eyes. 'What happened?'
I sniffled, turning my head up to the ceiling in an effort to stop the levy from breaking. To steady myself before I made a fool of myself by crying.
'Kyle, I really need to talk to you about something,' I muttered, finishing by drawing in a shaky breath and sighing.
'What, baby?' concern crept into his voice in a stomach-turning way. He was fearing the worst. He took my face in his hand to make me look at him.
'What is going on with us? With this?' I whined, exasperated.
'With what? With our relationship?' he replied in a quick hushed tone.
'Yes, but- I mean- no, it's just,' I stuttered. 'Are you not attracted to me?' My tone fell dark and tears slipped out of my eyes.
'What? Baby, you are so beautiful to me,' he assured me, wiping tears from both of my cheeks with the pads of his thumbs. 'Why did you even ask that?'
'It has been so hard, Kyle. When we have sex. It's like...being with a ghost. A shell of you,' I explained. 'I love you. So much. Everything is fine until it's not. Like, you just, shut down. Am I doing something wrong?'
Kyle dropped his hands into his lap. A thousand-yard stare glazed over his eyes, looking past me, no longer at me. He swallowed thickly and breathed in shakily.
'I gotta tell you something,' he whispered, so quietly, almost no sound came out.
'You can tell me anything. Please. I just want to understand,' I pleaded. He turned away from me, body language completely closed off. I watched as he prepared himself to speak.
'So, uh, you know my family was hit really hard by Katrina. My whole neighborhood, ya know? It was really rough,' he started. 'And like, right after it, my dad left. But you knew that...' he began to trail off.
'Yeah Kyle, I remember,' I placed a gentle hand on his shoulder. He stiffened at the touch.
'Well after that, my mom and I had a really hard time, just, tryin' to keep the house and all. The repairs and just, everything. It was a lot on her,' he continued. 'She was uh, really lonely. I felt so bad for her, like, I could tell she was having a hard time.'
'I'm sure it was really hard on you, too, Kyle,' I assured him.
'No, yeah, it was. But my mom- she really needed help from me. As soon as I became a teenager it really started. She would- uh, come into my room at night and stuff.'
My heart dropped. I sat in stunned silence to allow him to continue.
'It started with just kissing. She'd kiss me all over. But she'd tell me it was because I was her beautiful boy. That she was so proud of who I was. Uhm, but then she'd start asking me to like, take off my clothes. Or um, wear less clothes to bed. She would-' his voice cracked. He paused to clear his throat.
'Kyle-' I started.
'She would help me shower. Said she was saving water, ya know if we showered together? We really had no money back then. She would always say that to me. Stuff like oh Kyle, you're gonna get us out of here. You're gonna save us from this. There was a lot of pressure on me to make her happy.'
I laid my forehead down on his shoulder. We sat in silence for minutes, letting the weight of his words settle into the space.
'She told me she'd kill herself if I stopped letting her touch me,' he blurted, breaking the silence. 'So things got more intense. Just to keep her...happy, I guess.' The room fell silent again, his words hanging from the rafters until he let out a stifled sob.
'Oh Kyle I am so sorry,' I breathed, 'I am so, so sorry.' My head was still on his shoulder, but at long last he relaxed into the contact. I grabbed his shoulder and nestled my head into his neck, crying softly.
He finally let go, beginning to weep with me.
'Can I hug you, Kyle? Is that okay?' I asked, finally understanding the full extent of his boundaries.
He didn't even respond. Instead, he turned to me and curled up in my lap, nestling his face into the crook of my neck. His cries turned to sobs. Heart-wrenching wails that I felt in my soul.
'It's not your fault, Y/N,' he bawled. 'It's not. I'm sorry.'
'Baby, you don't have to apologize,' I sighed, hugging him tighter.
'I should have told you sooner,' he sobbed.
'No, Kyle. You don't owe anyone that information,' I assured him. 'You never had to tell me, but you did. Thank you for trusting me with it.'
'Of course I trust you,' he sniffed, cries calming down. 'I'm glad I told you.' I smoothed my hands over his hair and kissed him on the head. 'I'm glad I got it off my chest,' he continued.
'You are so brave. I am so sorry you went through that,' I maintained. 'Please know that you can take your time with me. I don't want to pressure you at all.'
'Thank you, Y/N, I love you.'
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I really wasn't sure how to end this without it seeming rushed. I love u all, and thanks for this request. It's VV sensitive topic, so I hope I did ok. Kyle deserved better.
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bratshaws · 2 years
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goodness gracious 36. brb x oc
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Jolene sniffed around Bradley’s apartment with curiosity, her sock monkey lodged in her maw as she got used to the new surroundings. Thankfully, Jolene wasn’t a dog that got anxious in different spaces, amazingly, no one could really explain why but she got accustomed very quickly to wherever she had to stay.
Before Beatrice moved to her house she feared that Jolene wouldn’t like it since she lived with her parents in a house with a large backyard and a lot of space. Bea’s biggest fear was that she’d have to return Jolene to her parents because she didn’t get used to the new place, but on the first day she got to the house Jolene immediately lied on the backyard with her tummy up to enjoy the sunshine.
She had never been in an apartment and while Bradley’s apartment was large, Beatrice didn’t know how Jojo would get used to it. So far it seemed fine, the pitbull was just sniffing around and looking out the large windows with interest. Bradley assured Beatrice that it was fine, that she shouldn’t worry so much but he also knew Bea and she would worry about certain things.
Jolene was trained, so that was good, she only liked to sleep in random places like a couch or a chair or even under a coffee table, but she’d never lie down on a bed. Beatrice tried, but the dog liked having a space just for herself - and no dog beds weren’t enough for her - so she could sprawl without issues. 
Beatrice sighed, knowing that even if she worried, Jolene would be okay. She thinks. As for her, she was just annoyed. She couldn’t put weight on her ankle so she had to hop around or use Bradley so she could walk, she couldn’t stand up for too long or move too long or else her ankle would scream for mercy. She did take an ibuprofen when the pain got too severe, eventually subsiding into a gentle yet annoying throbbing.
Bradley, who by the love of God was the sweetest man she’s ever met, told her she could put her clothes in his closet since he had space for it. She questioned how much space and he said “A whole drawer and the other side of the closet.” with a charming smile. Beatrice told him it was fine, she could keep her things in the red suitcase she brought but he wasn’t buying it.
So, heaving out a deep sigh - but still smiling - Beatrice put her clothes inside the closet while sitting on his chair. She had to keep the foot elevated, so she used her suitcase to prop it up. At least she was doing something after all. Even if it wasn’t as ideal as she’d want.
She also called her parents, just to let them know what happened and they wouldn’t worry. “No, mama, I’m not in the hospital. I was yesterday–no, no I’m not sick, I twisted my ankle and I’m staying with Bradley.” Beatrice frowned with the phone pressed between her shoulder and her ear, “No, no, mama listen, listen, Bradley isn’t in the hospital. He’s not hurt, I twisted my ankle and I am staying with him until it heals because I won’t have to go up the stairs anywhere while I’m here.”
Beatrice sighs deeply, using her free hand to rub her forehead, “Mama, I’m not sick. No,I won’t have to undergo surgery– can I talk to dad? Please? Thanks, I love you.” she looked up when Bradley appeared on the door, leaning against the doorframe with a little smirk on his face, crossing his arms, “Papá? Yes, it’s me. Can you tell mom to please calm down because I’m not hurt severely, I just twisted my ankle?...no I’m fine, I just tore a few ligaments but it’s not bad enough to undergo surgery. Yes, yes I know. Yeah, I’m staying with Brad. Hmhm, yes, yes I know. No he said it’s fine, I asked him that too.” she smiles when she feels his lips touching her bare neck “I will, I promise, I love you too. Bye.” she finished the call with a heavy sigh, “Jesus.”
“Is your mom okay?”
“Yeah, she’ll be fine.” she says, tossing the phone on top of his desk, “She just gets paranoid whenever something like that happens. One time Leo broke his wrist while surfing and she had a breakdown thinking he was in the ICU…it was a whole thing, she gets really intense with stuff like that.” he hums against her neck, watching her place her folded clothes inside the drawer with a smile.
He liked this. A lot.
While not ideal he was glad she said yes. He wouldn’t mind it at all, they’d spend more time together and she’d have some of her things in his place. “I already put your shampoos and soaps in the bathroom.” he says, pecking the curve of her shoulder, “So you don’t have to worry about that.”
“Thanks Brad.” she smiles, giving him a kind look before going back to the final pieces of clothing, “I’m almost done here, too.” the clicking of claws against the floor meant that Jolene was coming, this time to sniff around his room curiously. The pitbull sniffed his bed, then the side tables, then entered his bathroom with the sock monkey still in her mouth looking around with interest before she walked back out.
Jolene, while confused by her new surroundings, seemed to be at ease the more she walked around, finally deciding that she’d take her spot on Bradley’s couch once she was done surveying the whole area. 
“Alright. I think that’s everything.” she says after shutting the drawer, opening her suitcase to check if there was anything else and thankfully there wasn’t. After that she just sighs, leaning back on the chair and glaring down at her foot, “I should’ve paid more attention.” she murmurs, “You know? Maybe I could’ve just bruised my knee at best, instead of tearing ligaments.”
Bradley looks at her bandaged ankle just as she was, standing to his full height behind her, “You can’t know what will hurt you or not.” he says above her head, smiling when she tilts it backwards to look up at him, “Considering everything, it could’ve been much worse.”
“You said that…”
“But think of it this way.” he walks around the chair to stand by her side, “Now you are going to be taken care of and pampered,” she smiles softly, dropping her gaze away from him with her cheeks turned red, “Matter of fact,” he scoops her up in his arms, making Bea squeak out in surprise and wrap her arms around his neck as he lifts her from the chair, using a foot to put it back to where it was against his desk. She giggles, hugging his neck to keep herself upright, “I feel like pampering you right now.”
Beatrice laughs even more, her cheeks hurting from smiling so much as she looks at him. “Yeah?” she asks, letting go of his neck when he lowers her on his bed. He nods, smiling before pressing his lips on her and holding himself over her body with his arms, Beatrice only laughed more, the sof smacking sounds of their kissing being the only sound they could hear in the room.
“Yeah.” he replies, kissing her one more time, “Because you deserve to be pampered.” he loved how her cheeks reddened so much, kissing them and feeling the warmth touch his own lips when he did so, “We are going to have lunch here, watch Rupaul’s Drag Race and then I’m going to cuddle the hell out of you.”
Beatrice’s eyes shone with adoration, but she nodded, “Okay.” was her soft reply, cupping his cheeks to kiss him one last time before he pushed himself off the bed and out of the room, giving her one last look and a smile until he disappeared from her view. She sighed dreamily, chewing the corner of her mouth and looking back at her bandaged foot propped up on his bed. Maybe it wasn’t all bad.
She also brought some of her drawing supplies, not her painting supplies since it’d be too much stuff. She could draw to pass the time too if it occurred to her, if the inspiration hit her. She had a feeling it would. 
How long has it been? Three months, well…two if she removed the time he was deployed but still, it was the best months of her life. He was a dream come true in all aspects, he was a wonderful boyfriend, he was caring, he was sweet and he was always making sure she’d be comfortable with whatever they were to do.
The…meeting with Eric a few days back genuinely rocked her but not how she thought it would. Yes she was surprised to see him again, but she didn’t feel…panicked. She always thought she’d be terrified when she saw him, because she thought she would never find someone else, that she’d be single and living with her dog away from society and that he’d make fun of her because it’d be obvious.
But no, she wasn’t even angry. She was just surprised and didn’t want to talk to him even though he did for some odd reason, even trying to follow her as she left him standing there looking like an idiot. She frowns, clicking her tongue against her teeth, trying to understand why after so long he showed up like that.
Oh,well, it doesn’t matter now. 
Coincidences happened, it was all a big coincidence and she’d never see him again. It didn't matter anymore, she was happy, she had a handsome man who loved her so much - and made sure to show it quite often- she had a job she liked, friends who liked her and she got herself her own place. She was in a good spot in her life, she thought with a smile, she really was.
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“Ah!” she yelps, hissing through her teeth, “Oh God, it’s cold!”
“It’s an ice pack, baby, It will be cold.” he chuckles after lowering the gel ice pack on top of the towel above her bandaged foot, “You’ll just need it for twenty minutes. Doctor orders remember?”
Beatrice groans, clenching her eyes when the ice immediately makes her ankle throb with another wave of pain, “Twenty minutes is too long.” she complains without being able to help herself, “With how much medicine advanced you’d think there’d be easier ways to take care of wounds and bruises.” he smiles, going back to his desk to pick her phone and then lie down next to her, “I mean, we have robots that can do surgeries! But nothing that heals a sprained ankle faster?”
He leaned back against his headboard, propping her foot right on top of his leg, patting her thigh fondly, “You’ll live.” he chuckles, not being able to help himself and press a kiss to her jutted lower lip.
She hums against his mouth, still pouting a bit when he pulls back, “I know, it’s just because the weather is cold and I’m cold.” she murmurs, “You know my nonna used to grab a bunch of herbs from her garden, crush everything with pure alcohol and rub on wherever it was hurting. And it always worked.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.” She smiles, holding onto his arm as she gets comfortable and he places the laptop on a pillow that’d stay on both of their laps, Rupaul’s Drag Race already being played, “We all joke how our aunt Martha is a witch, but…you know, she must’ve learned it from somewhere. And my nonna also found out when my mom was pregnant too, before everyone.”
And she was right at every child too, even mentioning once they’d have six kids: three girls and three boys. No one questioned, they all thought it was some ancient Sicilian magic that she had ever since she was a child, since she could predict changes in weather and sometimes even talk to birds. 
Beatrice remembers seeing her nonna talking to a hummingbird, holding up a thimble with sugar water in the palm of her hand, the little bird sitting on her fingers as it drank from the tiny cup. “She used to believe in fairies and elves.” she says, resting her chin on his shoulder as they watch the final episode of season 13 “Like, if something went missing in her house it was because a gnome or an elf stole it, so she’d leave sugar cubes for them in exchange of her things back.”
For some reason he could see all of that through Beatrice. The way she spoke about her grandmother and the connection the two had, meant they had more in common than the rest of the family. He could understand that, after all, he and his mother were thick as thieves for a good part of his life, no one knew the things his mother did about him. 
“What was her name?” he asks,”Your nonna’s?”
Beatrice smiles, “Giorgia, we called her Gigi but she didn’t really like it.” she says, chuckling a bit “She preferred Gio the most.” she pulls back her phone and opens the gallery, then furrows her eyebrows, “I think-here! I have a picture of her.”
She shows the screen to Bradley, who immediately smiles seeing the picture was of an elderly woman with thick brown hair in an updo, thick rimmed glasses and red lipstick, holding a little girl in her arms. They were standing in front of a large garden, with orange trees and a giant cane corso dog in the background, with the little girl holding onto the older woman's white lace shirt, looking at the camera with big green eyes. 
It was obvious the little girl was Beatrice, why would she have a picture of her nonna holding any other baby that wasn’t her? But even if he wasn’t sure, it was the big green eyes that gave it away. She is beautiful now, but she was such a cute baby, her hair back then was much lighter but just as voluminous. “I was two in this picture.” she says, “That’s her garden and those were the orange trees she used to have.”
Bradley smiles, looking back at Beatrice to see her eyes soften the longer she looks, “You two look very alike.” she blinks, lifting her head towards him, “I think, especially here,” he rubs his knuckle over her brow bone “And here.” he touches her high cheekbones with the grin remaining when she blushes a soft red.
She smiles sweetly, looking back at the picture as if she’s trying to make the connection and see if it made sense, “I never…thought about that.” she lowers the phone, nuzzling his shoulder and wincing at a sudden throb coming from her ankle, but she feels a lot better than before, ‘Thank you, Roos.”
Bradley presses a kiss to the top of her head, “Anytime, angel.” she feels one of his arms slipping behind her to comb the long brown tresses, a movement that makes her relax immediately. It doesn’t take long for Beatrice to doze off while the two watch the finale of Rupaul’s Drag Race. 
He doesn’t move a lot when he feels she’s asleep, the medication undoubtedly made her feel a lot more drowsy than before. He watches the finale in silence, but he’s very happy to know Symone won as she was his favorite from the start, turning the pc off and putting it aside alongside her phone. Thankfully the towel soaked up the moisture from the ice pack and nothing dribbled from her ankle down his leg.
He gently picked it up, unwrapping the velcro compression bracer to check on it. It was still very red but it looked less swollen already. Bradley looks back at Beatrice again, seeing her face was hidden by the brown hair as she slept, one of her hands underneath her head while the other reached for his pillow in her sleep. As careful as he could, he stood up from the bed to toss the ice pack gel back in his freezer, looking back to where Jolene was currently lying on his couch.
Jolene’s tail thumps on the couch when Bradley gets closer, scratching her between the ears before he walks back into his bedroom. His apartment was already smelling like lavender again, every single corner. 
He picked a blanket from his closet, looking back at Beatrice who was still lying on her side, her good leg curled up to an almost fetal position, still holding onto his pillow but this time her face was buried on it. His chest felt warm with adoration the longer he looked, “She’s so cute.” he muttered to himself, draping the blanket on her first before he slipped under it, gently touching her head so she’d give him space to lie down.
Beatrice opened her bleary eyes, then buried her face on his neck, tucking her arms between the two of them like she’s been doing these past days. He questioned her once if it wasn’t uncomfortable and she said it was actually really nice, it made her feel like a bit of a cocoon when she did that. He didn’t mind it either, burying his nose on her hair, closing his eyes at the waft of her floral shampoo and conditioner, smiling to himself.
She hummed sleepily against him, muttering his name quietly and he could swear he could feel her smiling against his skin before he too couldn’t keep his eyes open. It was Sunday afternoon and it was cold, there wasn’t a reason for either of them to be awake right now.
Plus she was very warm and he didn’t want to let go of her so soon.
While he never dreams while napping, he caught glimpses of something when he was asleep. Figures and shapes without any reason, colors that reminded him of things and nothing at all, voices that sounded familiar but too far away for him to figure out who it’d be. It was all very confusing, but it didn’t last long in his head.
When he woke up, about three hours after they fell asleep, he blinked his eyes hard when he felt Beatrice’s body move against his, the mass of brown hair separating to show her sleepy face, “Hey.” he said softly, making her smile and nuzzling his neck again.
“I really like your voice, Roos.” she murmurs, voice slurred and a bit quiet “It’s so hot.”
Bradley blinks in surprise, waking up a bit faster at her sudden confession, “Yeah?” she nods against his neck, humming even more.
“It’s so…nice, it’s like honey.” she says, her eyes closed and her soft warm breath hitting the skin that isn’t covered by his shirt, “It’s deep and so attractive.” she giggles tiredly, “I could hear you for hours and never get tired.”
Rooster chuckles gently, wrapping his arms around her waist to bring her closer, pressing his lips to her ear, “For hours?” she nods, “What would I be saying to you for so long then?”
“Anything.” she says, “You could tell me the ingredients of a bottle of ketchup and I’d still love it.” finally she seems to be waking up more, fidgeting a bit in his arms and lifting her head, her cheeks stained red but her smile present, “And your accent too.”
She looked so good with her hair all mussed up, her own voice getting more attractive because of her slumber as she looks up at him. Bradley could only watch her watch him with her eyes heavy lidded and still waking up, “You keep looking at me like that and I’ll have to break doctor’s orders about strenuous activities.”
Beatrice just grins, “Not my fault.” she replies, her voice distorting in a yawn before she winces as she adjusts herself on the bed with her good leg, dropping her sprained ankle from where he propped by his side, “Ow.”
“You okay?”
“It just hurts.” she moans, wincing again, “I’ll be fine.”
Rooster smiles sweetly at her, “I know, gorgeous.” he kisses her temple, rubbing her cheek and her pouty lower lip  “ I’ll go get the ice pack,” she groans at that, covering her face with the blanket in hopes she’d hide herself, only for the pilot to pull it back and expose her face again, kissing the tip of her nose before he got up to slide his hands under her body so he could carry her bridal style out of the bedroom and into the living room.
Beatrice yawned one more time, rubbing her face with a hand as he set her down on the couch, thanking him with a kiss before he disappeared into the kitchen. Jolene propped her head on Bea’s lap, huffing happily as Rooster came back with the towel and the gel ice pack.
Much like before the second she felt the cold on her ankle the pain shot all over her body, making her toes curl and a quiet curse leave her lips, “Did you know,” she says in hopes it’d help distract her from the pain, “I never broke a bone?”
Bradley looks down at her as if she’s joking, then he blinks, “Wait, really?” she nods her head positively “Never? Never ever?” he drops down next to her on the couch,opposite of Jolene and placing her leg on top of his much like before on the bed, “How’s that possible?”
“Well,” she groans, “I was always a careful kid. I scraped myself a lot and had bruises, but I never broke anything. My nonna always said it was because I drank so much milk as a child it made my bones strong as iron.” Bradley huffs out a laugh, shaking his head as he looks at her wrapped ankle, “Did you?”
His eyebrows went up and then down, his eyes closed with an ‘oh yeah’ face, “Absolutely. I broke quite a few bones.” he starts gesturing to the parts of his body where he hurt himself, “I broke my arm once while driving my bike, my pinky finger at soccer, almost broke my nose at a fight too. I was a very adventurous kid.”
Beatrice stared at him with wide eyes, “God, that’s…a lot of bones, Brad.”
“Yeah, the doctors said I was an anomaly because my bones healed without giving me issues. Like,” he curls his pinky, “I bent this one in a way you’d think I could never do this again and yet here it is, as good as new.”
Beatrice frowns, taking his hand in hers to have a better look. She purses her lips a bit, looking back at him “God the worst that happened to me…was when I dislocated my shoulder in high school. I was late, the halls were wet…I slipped and fell. It hurt like a bitch.”
“Oh, yeah, I dislocated my shoulder once too and I put it back before I went home.” he says casually, earning his girlfriend’s worried gaze and he chuckles, “Yeah, didn’t have to go to the hospital or anything.”
“I don’t know if I should be worried or impressed.” he laughs louder at that, which Beatrice joins in in a quiet chuckle, “I’m serious, a dislocated shoulder sucks a lot.”
“I didn’t want my mom to worry.” he says quietly, looking at their joined hands with his eyebrows low, “More than she already did.” Beatrice’s soft whisper of his name made his sad smile grow fond as he looked at her, leaning down to kiss her forehead then her lips, humming into her mouth when she kept their lips together for a while longer. 
Beatrice pulls back and cups his cheeks, rubbing her thumbs over his cheekbones and smiling when his eyes closed and his shoulders relaxed, “Well, even if she worried,” he opens his eyes then, “She did because she loved you.” she saw his eyes glazed over, but his cheeks curved up in a smile, flexing under her touch “It’s how moms work.”
Bradley chuckles, “Yeah,it is.” he says, pulling her hands back to kiss her lips one more time, swallowing her light giggle but breaking the kiss before it deepened even more, “Man these weeks will be hard.” he whispers against her mouth, ‘For obvious reasons.”
“You are the one repeating it’s doctor’s orders.” she smiles, combing back his sandy locks, “It’s not like you can’t control yourself, right?”
She knew exactly what she was doing, with that little smile and the way her head tilted to the left. “...yeah…” he replies breathily, grinning before meeting her lips again, “It’s not like I can’t control myself.”
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thatdesklamp · 6 months
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WAIT OMG-
been reading intrinsic warmth for a WHILE and your writing is top tier!! i always wondered to myself every time i’d read a chapter why the writing just STICKS, yk? i’m a MAJOR book girlie, i read 24/7.
AND THEN IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN I READ ONE OF YOUR TAGS THAT YOU PUT UP ON ONE OF YOUR POSTS WHERE YOU WERE ANSWERING A QUESTION FROM ANOTHER LOVELY READER AND I SEE THAT YOU TOOK AN ENGLISH A LEVEL?
first of all (not 100% sure on this) but i’m pretty sure only british ppl take gcses, a levels, etc. YOU’RE BRITISH?
i feel like i’ve met my other half rn over something so tiny but yeah. IT LITERALLY EXPLAINS WHY YOUR WRITING IS SO GOOD:
i could point out the NUMBER of times i’ve seen juxtaposition, symbolism, foreshadowing in your fic to someone if they’d asked me to point it out for them. at first i thought you might’ve done it unknowingly, and then i decided that nope, bc foreshadowing is such a BIG writing technique that it simply couldn’t have been by accident.
it’s one thing to know about a writing technique and another to actually be able to SUCCESSFULLY incorporate it into your writing. if it isn’t clear enough, i’m saying that you did it AMAZINGLY. you’ve got a natural talent and i’m envioussss (in a supporting way ofc 😭).
you should really look into making your own book, and i think you EXCEL at the supernatural aspect of plot in stories. your writing is so unique and different yet so warm, it reminds me of autumn (my favourite season).
idk how to end such a long message, ultimately i don’t have a reason for typing this up and shit. ik you have tons of people probably saying the same thing and it might just get repetitive for you, but i wouldn’t feel comfortable not being part of said bunch-of-ppl-probably-saying-the-same-thing.
oh! and take your SWEET TIME updating. it’s your story, your fic, your writing. the ONLY thing we readers can give you as a payback and thanks is time, patience, and understanding <3333
RAHHH BRITTANIA 💪💪💪💪
Agh. Yes—I’m British (English to be precise, sweet sweet caroline etc), hence the use of ‘u’s in words like ‘colour’ and ‘humour’, and also why everyone’s parents are their ‘father’ or ‘mother’ and not mum/dad. ‘Mom’ feels too American but ‘mum’ feels too rah engerland, yk? I’ve mentioned previously that I’m looking forward to writing fics where the characters are actually from England and where I’m actually allowed to write them the way I talk, mostly. Good lord am I excited.
And yes lol I took English for an A-Level. Bloody smashed it too, if I get to brag, mwahaha. Didn’t take it any further (I’ve also previously said that I’m a # woman in stem uni student, which is true), but I still write a killer essay imo. Give me 10 minutes to do a refresher on ‘Othello’ (it’s been a while okay) and I can talk for donkeys about his tragic fall and how much of a wanker he is. Which he is! I’m a Desdemona defender for life.
You say ‘natural talent’. PLS. No!! God no. Not at all. I wish—that would’ve made it a lot easier, but whatever I can do rn is down to bloody years of toiling away on my shitty little laptop, I promise. I’ve got another anon ask that asked about some writing tips so I’ll do the bulk of them there but my number 1 will always and forever be to practise. Whatever skill I have now has been earned over the many years. You don’t even want to see some of the stuff that will never grace my ao3 page (atla had me in a chokehold through covid and I have never been the same).
But you are genuinely so complimentary: this is so so lovely of you. Thank you?? It’s really weird being someone who writes and also someone who enjoys analysing literature; you’re right, half of the ‘techniques’ are intentional (the number of times I’ve flicked through some chapters’ drafts and thought, ‘fucks sake none of this makes sense, I need to add some decent foreshadowing or none of this will make sense in two chapters’), but also so much of my writing is just thinking, ‘hmm, this doesn’t really feel right. No no, I don’t like the vibe of this. I want this to feel more GRAAHHH and less lalalala. Lemme change this up a bit’. Whether that leads to the whole, short sentences->speeds up the pace of the reader when reading the section->increased tension, mimics actual fight encounter, etc etc (all the stuff you blag on about in eng lit), then maybe that counts as intentional? And maybe not.
Making my own book? That’s lovely of you to say but I also really don’t have any ideas for anything non-fanfic’y! Lol. I love a good bit of canon compliance, that’s my issue. That being said—hey, another eng a level reference—I’ve made multiple references here to being the world’s #1 ‘Atonement’ hater. Unfortunately, it also lives damn rent free in my head and I’ve got the bare bones of a WW2-era, perhaps epistolary, longform fic buzzing around. (Fandom: Marauders. I’m a disgrace but here we go). I’ve written nothing for it and maybe I never will, but that’s one of the only things I can see as being more standalone from original canon. Anyway: it’s the fanfic life for me. Ali Hazelwood’s life is but a distant dream.
But anyway! Thank you again for your lovely words. The next IW chapter will take a very long time, I have to be frank, so thank you for the reassurance that that’s not absolutely disgraceful lmao T_T Thanks again!! <3
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hii, how are you?? can u pls write a long shot super fluffy where y/n has daddy issues and jamie is her best friend. y/n has a really bad fight with her father so she goes to jamie’s house crying in the middle of the night and ofc jamie gets really worried and comforts her into saying whatever it is that made her feel that way.. after she explains what happens they lay down together on the sofa with a bunch of blankets and pillows and jamie cuddles her from behind and they watch movies all night while jamie whispers to her that it’s gonna be ok? and then they share a kiss? 🥹 thanks a lot!!
hi love!! i'm great, i hope you are too!! ugh i love these kind of fics, they heal my daddy issues <3
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Daddy Issues- Jamie Campbell Bower x Reader
summary: after a fight with your father, you run to only source of comfort <3
warnings: so much fluff! but it also gets quite deep, tw for abusive parents, mention of suicide
note: i'm so sorry i haven't posted as much as i usually do, life has just been so chaotic lately, i've barely had a moment to myself! (and when i did i spent it reading peter/001 fics on ao3, i'm planning on writing my own one soon!)
Your hair stuck to your forehead, your mascara had run down your face causing dark circles around your eyes. Your ice cold hands shook as you knocked on the door, before pulling them back into the sleeves of your hoodie, trying to keep the slightest warmth in your body. You tried not to think about what had just happened, as it only brought more tears to your eyes. All you needed to think about was Jamie, how all you want to do is cry into his shoulder as he comforts you. 
“I don’t fucking care! I want you out of my sight!” He yelled, stepping closer to you. You try to back away, but that only leaves you cornered, your side pressed against the door. Your hands fumble with the lock, trying to open it so you can leave, so you can run, so you would be free. At least for now. 
“Oh, love,” Jamie frowns, instantly guiding you in your zoned out state into his house as you shiver from the cold. You had just walked 15 minutes in the heavy rain to get here, potentially risking your life as you looked at the clock he had hung by the stairs. 11:50pm. “What happened? Why are you-”
“I don’t want to talk about it,” you sniffle, pulling your soaked hood from your head, “at least not yet. I just needed to see you.”
“That’s okay, darling. We should get you changed into some dry clothes though before anything, I don’t want you getting ill.” He says, wiping the tears from your cheek, leaving his thumb stained from your mascara. 
You slip your shoes off and follow him up the stairs to his bedroom. You sit down on the end of his bed as he pulls out a white hoodie from his wardrobe, one you had stolen from him previously. He also pulls out a pair of shorts you had left behind after a sleepover. He passes them to you, along with a towel, and you head to the bathroom. You peel the wet clothes from your body, leaving you in just your bra and underwear, which were both dry thankfully. You dry your damp arms, legs and torso with the towel before slipping his hoodie over your head, smiling as you realise it smelt like your best friend. You then pull the shorts on before washing your face, leaving no traces of mascara but instead revealing your puffy, red eyes. Finally, you brush through your hair before picking up your wet clothes and returning to the bedroom. 
“I’ll get these washed and dried for you before you go back-”
“No!” You panicked, “I can’t go back, Jamie, not tonight…” 
He furrowed his eyebrows, sitting down on the edge of the bed. 
“What happened?” He asks once more, this time a lot more demanding than the last.
“My dad and I got into an argument,” you sigh, “and… well, it ended pretty badly. I don’t want to go back, not tonight. I left the house with nothing, not even my phone or keys, and I didn’t know where to go. So I came here.” You feel your eyes gloss with tears as you speak, but it was only after you had finished when they had escaped the barriers of your waterline.
Jamie pulled you to his chest as you cried, his hands rubbing your back comfortingly as he rested his chin on the top of your head.
“I’m so sorry, love,” he whispered, “you can stay here if you want? I’ll drive you home so you can get some things, I’ll even come in with you if you want?”
You shook your head. You could not go back, not tonight. With your face still buried in Jamie’s chest. 
“I want to stay with you,” you spoke into his t-shirt, “but I can’t go back.”
“That’s okay, that’s fine, darling. You’re always welcome here, you know that, right?” He says with a smile, you pull away from his chest and give him your best attempt of a smile back. “How about we take the pillows and the blankets downstairs, lay on the sofa and watch some movies? How does that sound?” 
“Sounds great.” You say with a sniffle, your voice rather hoarse from the crying. 
Jamie puts his thumbs up before lying back and reaching his arms out to snatch the pillows from his bed. There were four in total, so he handed two to you and kept two for himself. 
“Go down and get comfy, love. I’ll be there with the blankets in a minute.” 
Right now, all you needed was comfort and reassurance, along with a healthy way to express your emotions. Jamie offered all three of these and more. Right now, he was lying behind you with his arms wrapped around you, as if he was protecting you, keeping you safe. Your back was pressed against his chest, yet you wanted to be closer. You craved physical touch. You didn’t want him to ever let go. The warmth of his body behind yours allowed you to relax, you even began to feel sleepy as he would occasionally stroke your hair or run his hand up and down your arm. But right now he held your hand, rubbing his thumb over the skin of your knuckles as you had begun to sob softly into the pillow again, your fathers words lingering in your mind. 
“Shhh, hey, it’s okay,” Jamie soothed you, bringing your hand to his mouth and placing a delicate kiss to the back of it, “darling, I’m here, you’re with me, you’re safe, okay? It’s going to be okay, I promise.”
Jamie knew about your father and his ways. Having physically abused your mother, causing her to take her life while you were still so young, hoping you’d be placed in the care of your grandparents- but that wasn’t the case. You were left with him. And although he had never hurt you physically, he made up for it mentally and emotionally. The two of you would always argue, though you wished you wouldn’t, but this time felt different, you felt genuinely scared. Leaving you to run into the arms of your only comfort. Jamie. 
Jamie was the only man in your life you could genuinely trust to not hurt you. He had been with you through your highest and your lowest, quite literally, and the two of you held no secrets. You had no reason to. You trusted him, and no one else. 
“I thought he was going to hurt me,” you whisper, turning to face Jamie, “I was so scared.” 
He pulled you even closer again, readjusting the blanket as his hands moved to hold you by your back, rubbing soothingly as his chin rested on your forehead, allowing you to cry into your shoulder. 
“I won’t let him lay a single finger on you, okay? Tomorrow you’re packing your bags and you’re moving into my spare room. He goes to work at 9, right? We’ll be there and gone in less than an hour. I can’t keep seeing you like this, it breaks my heart, darling. You don’t deserve this, you’ve done nothing wrong.” 
His words only set you off again, feeling loved felt so unfamiliar, you felt for a moment that he was doing this- saying this- because he felt bad for you, but you knew that’s only because that’s what you were made to believe. You had been told your entire life how worthless you are, how nobody cared about you, but that wasn’t true. It couldn’t be further from the truth. 
“Look at me, y/n,” Jamie whispered, putting his thumb under your chin, “it’s going to be okay.” He says, looking into your eyes with such belief, he told you as if he knew, as if he had already seen. 
His finger under your chin slowly moved so he could cup your cheek, stroking your skin with his thumb. 
“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you look better than me in that hoodie.” He chuckled, leaving you with a smile on your face. 
“I don’t believe that.” 
“Well, you should. You’re beautiful, y/n. I need you to realise that.”
You couldn’t help but blush at these words. He had obviously told you this many times before, but this time something felt different. Your belly felt warm as your breath began to get heavier, he seemed to have felt this too as he heard him swallow hard. Then you began to inch your face closer to his, and he didn’t stop you, instead he leaned closer to you too, causing you to meet in the middle as his lips pressed against yours, leaving a gentle, soft kiss. Your eyes had fell shut, partly due to tiredness, partly the overwhelming feeling his lips had given you, and when they reopened you were met with a smiley Jamie. 
“We should probably get some rest, sweetheart.” He says, his hand coming up to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear. 
“Can I sleep in your room tonight? I just don’t want to be alone…” You admit, snuggling your face back into his shoulder, hiding your face in embarrassment. 
“Of course, darling,” he says, his hands holding you close against him again, “of course.”  
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years
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OKAY me and my roommate have officially watched through 9 (technically 6) episodes of bee and puppycat lazy in space so i wanna document some of our theories ^_^ spoilers under the read more ofc, and as i said these are all THEORIES, i do not want them to be confirmed/denied even in a joking or cryptic sense pls and thank u
this is the one we’re most certain about but also least certain about. there is Something about threes. in “little fingers”, there were three eggs in puppycat’s game that required three minutes to boil. later, there are three eggs on the nest on his head that hatch into three birds, each of their distinct color. in “my favorite”, the mermaid guy has three kids, one of which is his favorite. a kid he says he’ll spoil, but likely won’t grow into that good of a person. that just so happens to be the one that gets squished. there appear to be three fully-sentient beings on the outlaw’s spaceship—the outlaw, violet, and the kid. there is Something there. we just don’t know what
there’s also something about fives. this one’s not as strong because we weren’t paying too much attention at first. but there’s the five wizards, each corresponding to their own symbol, and five petals on the lilacs. there’s also possibly five symbols that flash in both bee and puppycat’s eyes (the symbols corresponding to the outlaws), with one of the sets appearing in the tears of cardamon’s mom. there might have also been five color-coded puppycats in one of bee’s dreams? unsure.
the kid on the ship is bee’s dad. this one’s not really a theory bc like. i think it’s supposed to be obvious. but considering he hasn’t been named/it hasn’t been outright stated i’m listing it anyways
bee’s dad is cardamon’s dad? there’s Some connection between them. not only is cardamon aware of things, having direct access to the space outlaw’s items and knowledge of connected things, but he has the same hammer bee’s dad is seen playing with in the flashbacks of “funny lying”
of course, we’re still holding the theory that cardamon’s mom is the princess, as we have been since season 1
HOWEVER. there’s something with sticky. she’s instantly referred to as a “princess” by cardamon as he pushes for her and puppycat to get married. it’s too on the nose. either sticky is the “monster” form of the princess, or she was somehow sent by her to protect/look over cardamon, or whatever else it may be, she is Sus
bee doesn’t age anymore. she did, at one point, as we saw from the flashback/dream where puppycat took care of her when she was a child. we suspect she either was human at one point as a child, but died and got rebuilt as an ageless robot, or her dad would regularly upgrade her to make it appear as if she was aging (think charlie in the fnaf books). due to her dad disappearing/dying/whatever, she no longer receives upgrades, and is permanently stuck looking the same age. it explains why she’s called “old young lady” in episode one. they clearly don’t call her that because she acts old, because she doesn’t. if anything, she acts younger than she is. they call her that because she’s old, age-wise, but due to her physically not aging, she looks young. there’s also deckard’s baby photos, where bee looks no younger than she is now.
the island is magic? or possibly man-made. there’s something off about it. seasons don’t just change like that. either bee’s dad built it trying to get their spaceship back in order or it was made out of some sort of magic, like cardamon’s mom’s tears. it’s not natural, that’s for sure.
we also suspect that, like how there’s a snail in every episode of adventure time, there’s a version of that cool s symbol we all drew in our notebooks in every episode. this isn’t a serious theory about plot in any way we’re just curious
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yassmines · 1 year
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gnarly fucking nightmare again i need to start sleeping w the quran playing like immediately
me my dad n my mom were on a plan to missouri of all places ? n when the plane was descending to land it took a sharp turn n my heart jumped bc i truly thought this pilot was about to do a lil twisty w us in the plane cuz the flight was already like…idk erratic or smth
so we get out n i keep trying to tell my dad how weird the descent was n how on the plane i got so scared that i started googling that particular airline to see if that was normal n googling like…plane accidents and rates of survival n what the injuries are like so i could prepare myself for Actual death or mutilation
n he ignored me p much being like no that was normal dw abt it but my heart was Racing atp i said no cuz it really seems like smth is wrong? n the day kept going by so normally like
there were little moments that just seemed like real life… like im walking to the hotel ahead of my parents n i hear a woman speak arabic on the phone so i tune in to eavesdrop as i Do, my mom comments on how the weather is hot for some reason n im like ya we must be closer to the equator for it to be so warm rn n then i have to explain what the equator is for the billionth time, we get to the hotel n ur supposed to wait in line to enter bc of some weird protocol but i dont see the sign or hear the instructions so i walk by n someone has to call me back . normal shit like that
so it’s just like a regular day after pure terror but i feel so off n sick. n atp i wake up im in my bed at home heart racing n im like ok that makes sense cuz why would we go to missouri. my dad walks by my room n im like hello? n hes like why r u awake omg wait i have to tell u something crazy that happened- then hes abt to walk in n i remember the terror of my nightmare n i go wait no papi u need to leave me alone rn bc u were in my nightmare n it was messed up
n my dad like… ur like leave me alone n he’s like why what happened n tries to engage…like GIRL did u hear me?? so ofc hes like oh what happened n im like ill tell u later but pls fr leave me alone im still scared. he stays in the doorway but hes clearly in some silly goofy mood or whatever so hes like did i scare u did i scare u n starts making funny monster noises like u do w children but i still have this terror so it’s not funny to me n i go papi get the fuck out im being serious bc i start feeling this terror again - never said fuck to my dad so i was like hopefully he knows im being srs
but he stays there laughing n turns the light on. and he’s wearing this yellow shirt i’ve never seen before n i couldn’t stop looking at it bc it was so vibrant n he just doesn’t wear those kinda colors.
he ignores me n he does the same typa thing like oh im gonna get u haha i got u i scared u but his monster sounds n like gestures start to get faster and faster until its like ok ur being extra. but i start feeling irrationally terrified again n i go papi im serious please. my dad would normally back off here if i sounded acc scared but he just moved faster in place n i start screaming PAPI PLEASE PAPI PLEASE IM REALLY SCARED and my voice gets rly small n i start saying mama mama aji smth is wrong im scared
then i wake up for real. the fucked up part that has me like trembling is at no point did i think i was dreaming. not on the plane. not with my dad. i traditionally have dreams that are so outlandish so magical that i almost Always know i’m dreaming in some small part in the back of my mind. not in a lucid dreaming way but in a way that’s like…i can guide my dreams to a certain extent. if i don’t like it i can walk into another dream
this was like nothing ive ever experienced. i thought i was awake. no part of me thought i was dreaming. i had zero control. when i woke up i expected to see the light on w my dad in the doorway wearing a yellow shirt
i definitely need to cleanse in some way bc this presence isn’t going away…p sure i felt it next to me when i was washing the dishes today. i had this moment of like oh! u scared me like when someone sneaks up next to u but no one was visibly there. i was washing dishes w hot water in the sink n forgot to say bismillah ira7man ira7im so i jus chalked it up to that but idk…
anyway surat al baqara is playing n im not scared anymore im gonna keep it playing low next to me inshallah god protects my mind n soul while i sleep if u read this say ameen pls
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alj4890 · 2 years
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Girl no i am so sorry pls take ur time and post whenever u feel like i was just being curious as to when we'll see the characters in action...or the left of em 😈
Don't be sorry! I love knowing someone is enjoying my storyline enough to be anxiously awaiting the next part 💗💗💗.
Here's a snippet of the next chapter just for you. I'm going to do my hardest to get this done as soon as I can 🤞
In case those tagged in the series want a sneak peek too, here you go
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The Dark Kingdom Castle, a month later...
"You seem quiter than usual."
Drake jerked his head up. "I do?"
Liam rolled his eyes on his way over to join him. He set a cut crystal glass in front of him followed by a bottle of whiskey.
"The Macallan 1926?" Drake whistled. "I must be pretty quiet to warrant this type of treatment."
Liam chuckled as he uncorked the rare alcohol. "I thought we could both do with a treat." His humor quickly dissipated. "What am I going to do?"
Drake quirked an eyebrow as he took a long sip.
"Father's dying. I have no clue what happened to either Lucretia or Regina. And Riley...should I not encourage her to go back to New York until I'm certain of her safety?" Liam cradled his glass, rolling it between his palms. "I'm at a loss of where to begin in any of this."
Drake tipped back the rest of his drink before reaching for the bottle again. "Look, I'm no medical expert, but I believe there is little you can do about your father. As for Regina," he cleared his throat, "You are trying to solve it. Why you are doing the same for a Nevarkis is the real mystery."
"You know why." Liam grumbled. "Olivia is my--"
Drake held his hand up. "Trust me. I know what she is." He shook his head over his friend's love for the enemy. "Anyway, as for Riley, if you think you can rest easier with her tucked away in New York, then do it."
Liam grimaced. He didn't want to be apart from her anymore than he had to. He also thought that she would refuse to leave. Given how determined she was to be with him and help, he doubted he'd be able to convince her to even pack a bag.
Drake noticed Liam struggling silently. With a sigh, he decided to reveal what was behind his new silence so that the Dark Prince could think on something new for a change.
"I've uh, I've been thinking about going to see Savannah."
Liam's head shot up. "You are?"
Both men rubbed at the ache building within their chests.
"Yeah." Drake swallowed the last of his seond glass. "My dad would probably rip me a new one if he knew I wasn't checking on my sister when she's pregnant."
Liam softly smiled. "Your father was big on remaining loyal to loved ones."
"No matter what they do." Drake mumbled. "Anyway, while you remain out of the sunlight, I think I'll go to Ramsford."
"Right now?"
"I want to get it over with." Drake explained. "Honestly, I don't know if I can take much more of the pain of pretending she did die." He rubbed a hand down his face. "After these attacks, I guess I'm worried something will happen to her and I'll end up wishing I had at least tried to see her again."
Liam reached over and gripped Drake's. shoulder.
"You're doing the right thing."
"We'll see if that's true or not." He pushed himself to his feet. "I'll see you later, Liam."
Drake hurried out of the drawing room, hoping his friend's words were true.
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izzy-b-hands · 2 years
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Hmmm found family pirates ideas floatin around among the fluff between my ears
Love the idea of basically my two dads whenever they make port. Stede reminding them he gave them extra spending money, so have fun and be safe! And Ed is the one that's like hey maybe don't announce that we all have a bunch of valuables and money on us and hey crew pls do be careful and do you remember what to do if u need us and can't find us, let's go over it quickly (because like. Ed falls so easily into party mode when he's aware he can let loose (or fkn Calico Jack comes around) with minimal damage even if 'minimal' is maybe not that minimal at all sometimes so I think once he's actually at the point again of feeling like he can just Be Ed around the crew he becomes the Mom Friend of the group lmaooo.)
And there's almost always shenanigans. Like this would also be ideal time for date night for them but u know there's gonna be interruptions (to them and also probably to any other crew members that are together trying to use that time as date night. No one gets any peace 😅)
There's so much u could stuff into any episode ideas for this too. Like, just one: Mr. Buttons has gone around this port amassing a massive flock of seagulls that are obedient to his homemade leashes that are long enough the birds could damn near fly a half mile away and still be attached to him technically. He is refusing to believe the rest of the crew when they say Stede and Ed won't let him keep them all. Stede and Ed are pulled from a lovely little dinner in a disgusting tavern that a man was just stabbed in (but neither of them did the stabbing, so not their problem lol) and dragged by probably Oluwande and Jim (who were also on a nice picnic date in a clearing until they heard shouting and saw a flock of seagulls and just. Sigh deep in their souls because Some Shit is afoot.)
Also very important tho silly: a flock of seagulls song must be used in this ep.
Anyway, this leads to Stede mumbling thru a refusal to take on an entire flock (but he isn't strong enough to say no completely, so Mr. Buttons does keep abt five of them as new friends) which leads to hey wait a goddamn minute why does Mr. Buttons get a pet and we all don't?! Which is valid so Stede can't be upset with them but he also I think realizes how far he put his foot in his mouth with this situation now and has to deal with it but would really rather the whole thing just go away lmao
Especially as Ed is zero help. Teasing that he basically did make it sound like they could all have a little buddy. Maybe not a seagull but some other sea bird, who knows. Maybe a pelican.
This leads to other suggestions and discussion that they finally decide Mr. Buttons can have his birds, but the rest will choose one crew pet to all look after. The initial suggestions:
-a whale, and we could teach it to scout ahead and tell us where valuable ships are! This is shot down by Stede who reminds them that whales are used to ppl in ships harpooning them, so they probably wouldn't be keen on humans on a ship. Also, whales don't speak English nor do they as a crew speak Whale
-a dog. Stede likes this one, as does Ed, however the key issue is no one has seen a dog at any port in awhile that didn't already have an owner so...fuck.
-A giant squid. Shot down by Ed, who made the valid points that much like whales, squids don't have much reason to like humans, and also how would they 'keep' a squid? Like physically or emotionally? Doesn't feel possible to Ed.
And so on and so forth until it's mostly playful bickering until
And this is the bit where it's key to remember the show is historically accurate when it wants to be and other times not akbdkfngn
Izzy rolls up holding a goldfish in a bowl. He won it, he explains, but he needs to get it in a much bigger home on the ship cuz that little bowl isn't nearly enough room.
There are so many questions, but only Stede and Ed are bold enough to ask any of them. Unfortunately, they are not the most important questions. Instead it's: what did you name him? And where are they giving away free fish and why?
Which is a long road to them eventually making a not historically accurate but who cares tank for the goldfish, and while he lives in Izzy's quarters they all end up helping to feed and visit the fish
But they're really in deep when they finish up the emergency fish pod device they cook up, in case they ever have to abandon ship in a hurry
After all, Izzy Jr is a crew member now! They aren't going to leave any person (or fish) behind!
The metrics of actually shooting this and making it work re: set design would be a nightmare I think but also. Izzy practicing getting Izzy Jr into the emergency bowl pod thing because he doesn't want to be caught off guard if the worst should happen 🥺
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henlooo <3 i'm good! had a nice weekend, watched that the watcher on netflix, IT IS INSANEEEEEEE wow. i hope you're doing well! also pls, reply whenever u want <3 uni work is important!!!
stardew valley is my fave, it's about you inheriting your grandad's farm and you get to grow crops, fight monsters, fish, you can do all sorts. i downloaded it during covid and it kept me happy during lockdowns <3
my new place has had some drama, but when you work from home, there's not a lot of drama so it's nice and peaceful <3 i hope you have an amazing time with your best friend!!!
right??? i didn't start reading them until like, 2 years ago and i was addicted right away </3 i'm thinking of making a little sm au fic rec list cause i know myself i'm always trying to find new ones :)
i don't think he's in it :( it's got lee jongsuk in it <3 he plays one of the leads <3 it's like a murder mystery & romance one :) it CAN get confusing but at the start of every ep, it explains what happened in the prev eps cause i was getting confused AF
I WATCHED THE WATCHER TOO!!! it’s so good but BUT WHEN U COMPARE TO THE ACTUAL SHIT THAT WENT DOWN, it’s wayyyyy too different. the only think they took from the real incident is the letter and the female DNA. Even the number of kids were different and the hobbies. The girl painted irl but in the show they showed her plying piano. I mean, it is definitely very gripping and a well made show but it’s very different from the actual incident.
uk that farming game reminds me of sth,,, i used play one farming game as a child too!! HAY DAY !! yes it was called hay day omg . i remember playing it on dad’s old iphone 3 ckdkxk.
work from home,, every introverts dream tbh. i’m glad the place is nice for u ♡
i remember reading ‘to my youth’ a wonu smau and i have been addicted since . yes pls make a list i’d love that cause looking for nice smaus is so difficult.
oh that two worlds !!! yes i have watched that like half !! i really liked it in the beginning ,, idk why i stopped watching it …i think found sth better to watch back then so i left that drama in the middle hfixj.
i’m in the mood to rewatch OFD yeoseodo :))))) some healing time ig . watched toooo much crime in the past 3 weeks .
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sj0228 · 3 years
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astro notes for fun lol
HEY! this is my first astro observations post so don't be too hard on me lol unless u wanna then sure maybe i can improve them somehow BUTANYWAYZ this is for entertainment purposes only!! obviously these are just my own observations so if they don't resonate with you don't get offended or you're a big ol' 🅱️uss so here they are!! also SHOUTOUT TO MY AMAZING FRIENDS fyi i got sum help from them by asking them billions of questions to confirm my suspicions so uh hope that makes the observations more accurate LOL ANYWAYS HERE THEY ARE!! i'll probably make more in the future cuz i think they're super fun to make :D also if u couldnt tell uhm this isnt very professional im not professional BUT I TRIED TO MAKE IT PRETTY so pls dont be bothered lol im just doing this for fun i didnt even wanna make an astro page so yea </3pretty unreliable LMAOOO
👩🏻‍🦲 the house your mars is in is what pisses you off the most!! (eg. 1st - people assuming things about you, 5th - people beating around the bush, 7th - things that disrupt the harmony of your environment, 9th - the need to hold back your opinions because others get bothered by them being "offensive")
👩🏻‍🦲 cancers are true ambiverts and i've truly never ever seen a cancer who wouldn't be both introverted and extroverted at times. they are always either social introverts or quiet extroverts lol. or both!! (somehow 0_0) they enjoy people's attention, whether it's wanting to be noticed or appreciated or generally cared for, and they need their alone time. they tend to be very productive at those times, too.
👩🏻‍🦲 ok i have a lot of notes for cancers so it's gonna be a lot lmao sorry anyways!! i've also noticed they LOVEEE breaking loose every once in a while, if not every time they're given the opportunity! thing is, it's usually only if someone else is there to convince them or do it with them. they don't like taking risks alone! they are very impressed and fond of the 'wild child' persona people because they bring out the cancer's wild side!
👩🏻‍🦲 libra moons are absolutely loved by people, it's so crazy! like, no matter what they do they always have attention on them. this can manifest badly if the moon person is actually pretty horrible, things they do tend to be overlooked and others move on pretty quickly from their mistakes, letting them do whatever they want. i wanted to give an example but uh,,,,, i shall.. refrain😳
👩🏻‍🦲 libra suns with water moons are so scary when they're angry..
👩🏻‍🦲 cancer moon is what i deem as the zodiac sign cute-ifyer lol. literally any "tough" sign like capricorn, scorpio or aquarius becomes a super cute goofball with this moon. WEIRDEST THING EVER THOUGH is that it doesn't work for cancer suns?! like if a cancer sun has a cancer moon this just makes the person very confusing but very funny. they can brighten anybody's day without trying!
👩🏻‍🦲 okay uh this isn't an astro note as much as it is me being a phucken simp but uh..... I HAVE AN UNDYING LOVE FOR ARIES SUNS I WILL MARRY EVERY EACHAND ONE OF YOU ISTG. ARIES SUNS ARE THE NICEST AND FUNNIEST PEOPEL I'VE EVER SEEN YOU HAVE THE BEST HUMOR EVER AND YOU'RE SO KIND TO EVERYBODY YOU'RE SO KIND I LOVE YOU YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLANET I WANT TO HUG YOU FOREVER okay jbshxhjn but fr aries are the best people ever?!?!?!?!?!?! pls
👩🏻‍🦲 okay JUST SO THIS WHOLE ARIES MENTION ISN'T JUST A POINTLESS LOVE CONFESSION - i've noticed a lot of ♥aries♥ people use the laughing crying face emojis (😂,🤣) unironically and it's honestly.....the best thing ever
👩🏻‍🦲 taurus suns do this sometimes as well
👩🏻‍🦲 THE MOST UNHEALTHY PERCEPTIONS OF ZODIAC SIGNS ARE PUT ON FIRE SIGNS, NOT THE WATER SIGNS AND THIS IS COMING FROM A PISCES!!!!!!1 every stereotype is always showing fire signs as those sunshine of the group people, the baddies, and the ones with the biggest 'idgaf' attitude. and while this can totally be true sometimes, most of the time it's super different! sad fire signs break my heart pls i just wanna hug you guys T-T they have it the hardest because unlike water signs who are already expected to be emotional, they often repress their emotions for the sake of others and because of the fear of betrayal or judgement, or just generally the idea of "it's better to have fake friends than to have zero friends". YOU GUYS PLEASE. cut these people off from your life you deserve soo much better i know it can be super hard to open up for you u just need a hug omg EVERYONE PLEASE CHECK UP ON YOUR FIRE SIGN FRIENDS ASK THEM ABOUT THEIR DAY N STUFF THEY WILL APPRECIATE YOU CARING FOR THEM! pls stay best and take care sweethearts ily!!!
👩🏻‍🦲 i've also noticed that some of the signs tend to show their sadness through anger - this is not just astrology though so if your friend has been jumpy lately please just check on them they are probably going thru sth😳 anyways the signs i mostly saw this in are pisces, aries and libra.
👩🏻‍🦲 cancers with feminine moons (earth and water) tend to be pretty introspective. they often think they're the ones being mistreated, and while this of course might be true, in reality it usually goes a lonnng way back lol. they often pay very little attention to others!! (masculine moon sign cancers (fire and air) can often be too focused on others more than themselves) this can be good because they don't snoop in other people's business but oh my god, guys, please pay attention to your friends, too! this WILL lead to lost friendships because, let's be real, nobody wants a one-sided friendship with someone who only cares about themselves! i don't want to target anybody here but this is just a pattern i've noticed wayyyy too often, so you might want to look into it and if you think this is you all you need is just to enlargen your perspective and it will all be okay. but please, PLEASE. think about your friends
👩🏻‍🦲 i needed to get this^ out because people often put this on leo placements but tbh i notice that leo placements are THE MOST generous of the entire zodiac and they always think of others first and that's what really makes them so popular. they very rarely are as egocentric as everybody says, they're just really loving and that makes them very lovable!
👩🏻‍🦲 scorpio risings are the prettiest people i've ever seen. not even kidding bruh i could stare at them for EVER their eyes are absolutely gorgeous and their mannerisms are just perfect pls marry me
👩🏻‍🦲 gemini and taurus placements make an individual soooo chill to the point where it often makes them lazy and a biig procrastinator lol. tho i love how they make light of it by using their amazing humor!
👩🏻‍🦲 you most definitely have your IC be one of your family members' sun sign or one of their personal planets. i have a taurus ic and my sister is a taurus sun!
👩🏻‍🦲 sagittarius suns are the best huggers cause THEY REALLY NEED A HUG SO GO HUG THEM RIGHT NOW. pls guys why r u so sad..
👩🏻‍🦲 scorpio mars aren't even as sexual as everybody says tbh. but they definitely do have some interesting.....interests ;)
👩🏻‍🦲 pluto aspects to personal planets are very prominent, but very hidden. if you have them, most likely you will be the only person to know about this side of you and it can be pretty dark..
👩🏻‍🦲 planets conjunct your sun will be the people you attract most in your life (venus conjunct sun - taurus and libra, jupiter - sagittarius and pisces, mars - aries and scorpio EVERYWHERE)
👩🏻‍🦲 your moon sign will be the sun sign of most of your friends
👩🏻‍🦲 if you don't quite relate to your ascendant, look at the sign you have in your 3rd house and at your mercury sign. this is how you communicate, convey your ideas etc. and will often be a major factor in people's first impressions of you :)
👩🏻‍🦲 lilith aspecting your sun may mean there's a side of you nobody knows.. 👁👁 you're also probably very convincing and people can be very drawn to you and they can't explain why. this also goes for lilith in 7th, especially in girls!
👩🏻‍🦲 you and your friends probably have each other's sun signs as your personal planets!!
👩🏻‍🦲 the kindest person you know is probably either a virgo or an aries.. and the meanest person you know is also probably a virgo or aries LOL
👩🏻‍🦲 capricorn suns & risings are THE hardest to read!! if they don't say what they mean people will just assume and they're never going to be right it's wild 👩🏻‍🦲 also capricorns definitely have the most dad energy, while sagittariuses are more like actual dads jdbshxcvb
OKAY THAT'S ALL!!!! im sure i have more but its 2 am i have school tomorrow or actually its today now so bye uh anyways there will most likely be more so if u liked these stay tuned!! oh and let me know if they were true witchu :o thats it love u stay awesome and super cool i love u byebye!!
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itssaturdaytoday · 3 years
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Haikyuu as dads ❤😭
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This was inspired when me and my bestie and this sweetheart @goshikitsutomusmommy had a brainstorming session♡ thanks bbies ♡
Also if there is something that made you uncomfy pls tell me♡
TW: mentions of granny, be@ting someone up(not by the dads)
Repetative characters cause why not? ♡
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The Joker dads😂
they either give the best dad jokes or the corniest ones, but even if their jokes are terrible it still never fails to put a smile on their precious child's face. Tbh sometimes their laugh is much more funnier than the joke itself (Jin? Is that you?) They're serious when it's time to be serious. Literally joker dads are the best. Also the type to say "I've only made about 3 jokes in my life and they're all right in front of me" and wheeze.
● Kuroo (his cackle after every joke can be heard miles away) Hoshiumi, Sugawara, Terushima, Nishinoya, Fukunaga, Tendou.
The frantic/dramatic dads😖
ALWAYS gotta be checking their babies temperature every 2 minutes, if their baby sneezes expect a doctor's appointment immediately like bae chill~ the house is BABYPROOFED Every sharp edges are protected. If their kid gets an injury like a scratch that's barely even visible they will bawl their eyes out and talk about possible infections i- your kids love him more ngl "Honey our baby has a scratch, what if they have tetanus? We should call the ambulance" " honey no-"
● Sakusa(Imagine him pouring those cute hand sanitizers in his babies hand brrr-) Goshiki (a baby raising another baby) Tanaka, ASAHI, Yamamoto, Oikawa, Lev, Kindaichi, Yamaguchi(😍) Bokuto, KAGEYAMA( Imagine him being so clueless😢)
The Bodyguard dads👨‍💼
So protective of their offspring, Istg I'm gonna sob, their Child will never experience the pain of being teased cause the other kids are deadass terrified of them. Their kids will always feel safe knowing their daddies are gonna be there to protect/shield them from harm. Not the overprotective kind that it suffocates you, no not like that. They have rules set for their kids in order to be safe and avoid accidents. They do let their kids have freedom and also Encourages their kids to do what's right (probably taught their babies self-defense) Girl u caught a gem.
• Iwaizumi (Iwa as a dad 😭) Kageyama, Ushijima, Aone, Yaku, Daichi, Atsumu, Osamu (it runs in the blood) Nishinoya, Tanaka
The Chill (cool) dads 😎
Lowkey wanted a dad like this please, they never raised their voice at your kids whenever they are in trouble that's why they prefer him 😭 rarely gets mad at their babies unless they did something really bad. The quiet kind of dads that do things for their angels secretly (my heart♡) loves hearing their babies ramble on and on while they close their eyes and listen, if their babies think they are not listening they will open one eye and urge them to continue talking. " and then she took my eraser so I told the teacher about it, after that- daddy? Oh daddy's sleeping" "no daddy's not sleeping baby, can you tell me what happened next?"
● Suna(dad Suna😭 just thought about him cradling his infant baby on his chest while his older baby is on the other side), Matsukawa, Hanamaki, Kenma, Kunimi, Kawanishi (bae deserves loveeeee) Shirabae♡, KONOHA, Tsukishima.
The elite dads 😇
They.are.perfect. I swear they truly are perfect! Their babies love them so much that it hurts, has everything under control, has a plan ever since their kiddies were born for each stages in their life so they know how to deal with it. Perfectly balanced as well. Not too strict and doesn't let their kids get too spoiled. Would probably not allow their babies to enter in a relationship until they are legal since they want them to enjoy their youth and not worry about dating yet, definitely will not introduce youtube and tiktok to your kids (Yall youtube is scary I have a 5 year old sister and she's watching shit like granny, also wants to learn how to throw it back) instead of Yt or tiktok they let their kids watch shows they grew up in. Tom and Jerry, Oggy and the cockroaches, Studio Ghibli, disney, Pixar movies, barbie life in a dreamhouse, Barbie movies, maybe some vines?, spongebob, dora the explorer, Peppa Pig, and more. Wants your kids to have the best childhood since they believe your childhood is your greatest treasure that no one can take away. Ugh They are top tier.
● Kita(♡♡♡) HIRUGAMI (your kids are gonna have the best childhood since dogs are a great addition to it) AKAASHI (his kids are perfect and pretty too♡) Aran(ARAN), Semi (I'm on the verge of crying after imagining Semi singing a studio ghibli theme song or barbie theme song to his baby 😭 imagine gim singing connected while strumming the guitar to his babygirl) Reon(he needs more love) ENNOSHITA♡♡♡, Iwaizumi.
Bonus: hype dads ⚡
Everything their kids do wether its just a small achievement or big they will HYPE them, you know what lemme rephrase that, ANYTHING that their babies do they will Hype it I swear, their kids could be beating someone up and they would be like "GO SWEETIE UR DOING GREAT! PUNCH A LITTLE MORE TO THE RIGHT SO THAT THEIR JAW WILL DISLOCATE😎" Or babies could be plotting a robbery and they will probably help them within a heartbeat sjksksks their kids could be breathing and they would brag about it to their friends..."did you see what my baby did?" "Um no all they are doing right now is breathing..." " exactly aren't they amazing?" So supportive Im jealous anything you want they get.
●Bokuto, Kuroo, Tanaka, Noya, Hinata, Kageyama, Hoshiumi, Tendou, Goshiki, Konoha, Futakuchi, Atsumu.
Do I need to explain why? No, no I don't ♡
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Thanks again to @goshikitsutomusmommy ur an angel 😭 I did the Haikyuu daddy content because me and my bff realized that our graduation will be on april 30th and we talked about our future and how or what kind of parents would we be. Time flies really fast... the elite one was based on me I told my bestie that I would NEVER expose my baby to Youtube and tiktok but let them watch the shows that raised me when my parents were in overseas instead 😭 I mean look at my sister after she was exposed to Youtube🙃
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Yes I call my bestie wifey, bby and love of my life 😋💅
There are lots of convo but it's not in english so yeah 😔
Also reblogs are way better because the one who are reblogging it are cute 😎
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