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Legends Liveblogging: 3x10 ‘Daddy Darhkest’

(Darhk: the name we all Google enough that it’s permanently in our histories.)

Comedy MVP this episode: Leo Snart.

tl;dr: 1. This is basically just me squeeing about queer stuff over and over, interspersed with mostly managing not to rant about ableism. (This dilemma is my life now, thanks CW I love you too.) 2. CONSTANTINE. 3. SARA. 4. LEO SNART who was everything I wanted from him all season. 5. MICK. 6. RAY & ZARI. 7. GIDEON. (Oh just list all the characters in caps - you get the idea.)

- Oh look, it’s The Exorcist. (Summary of the episode, basically.) - Eeeeee the titles have Constantine’s symbol in there I’M EXCITED - tl;dr first post-credits scene: Constantine flirts with everything on the Waverider that moves. Watch out, Gideon, you’re next. - Ah, the eternally humble one. Who tf calls themselves an “accomplished warlock” I mean seriously. - "Skinny Brit in a trench coat. Same thing.” Mick getting John mixed up with Rip: good. John flirting with Leo: good. Leo ‘I’m so into my boyfriend I won’t even flirt’ Snart: good. Mick pissed that anyone is flirting with an L. Snart: good. - Ray and Zari: the brotp I would defend with my life. Please make entire episodes of them hanging out and coding and inventing together <3 - Ray: having a very autistic day. Oh god Ray stop with that expression of total devastation I just want to hug you :( “I miss them too”... Zari pls hug him. - I’m skipping over Constantine calling it the “looney bin” yes I am yes I am - He should not be smoking on that ship. They don’t let Mick burn anything.  - “It’s Agent Sharpe. Or should I call her Ava?” Gideon! I can’t decide if the ship ships it, or if she just likes messing with Sara. - Ava. Sara. You are now incapable of looking at each other without it being obvious that you want to tear each other’s clothes off JUST SCREW ALREADY.  - Ableist Arrowverse bingo: hitting all the squares. (I play to keep me honest) - “How do I use it?” “You pull the trigger.” PETITION TO KEEP LEO FOREVER - Things that are important to Constantine: sex. smoking. demons. He does like to keep telling us. - “She’s preparing an incantation.” “Maybe we should stop her!” Leo Snart, the only one with any sense on this boat. No wonder he couldn’t stay. - “That explains the peace and quiet.” Mick = angel. Please run the ship forever. Love how no one gets a real name except Amaya. “Fake Snart” heh.  - OK now I have atomwave feels. Is there not enough canon gay stuff going on round here that I have to headcanon more? - Actually, never mind, there’s never too much gay stuff on Legends.  - Zari: the only one who remembers what a computer is for. It’s in character. - Gideon sounds more gleeful every week about the latest trouble they’re in. (“How the fuck are you meatheads getting out of this? Good luck suckers!”)  - Wow, some continuity and Sara acknowledging her trauma. Took a white man, but the writers finally let her go there! “I don’t deserve forgiveness.” Oh Sara.  - “Are we really this damaged?” “I certainly hope so.” These two are too good for each other. The world wouldn’t survive if they did more than just hook up. - Hah - calling CC Jitters a “franchise”. Clearly we’re out of money for sets.  - Zari’s mildly annoyed at Ray’s casual ableism. I approve. Def starting to believe she might actually have been in a psych hospital. Disability subject positionality formed through experience --> snarky protest snacking. - “Oh please, I was seducing you.” Oh just have sex again you muppets.  - “You guys know this is a state, too, right?” marry me Zari  - Kuasa is badass and Amaya trying to save her = good, but - Amaya and Zari don’t have a destiny?!? And hints at... other endgames... Don’t take the totem girlfriends away from me, not during the queerest of queer Legends eps sob - WE FORGOT OUR COMMUNICATION DEVICES, BUT APPARENTLY WE REMEMBERED TO BRING THE ASH OF A SLAIN PHOENIX TO 1969 - “Are we leaving? Are we leaving now? Are we back?” Leo you’re weird - Nora: going back to Darhk despite the purest-hearted of the Legends trying to pull her to the light side. Me: aww no don’t hurt my babies Ray and Zari - “Well this has been weird. Even for me.” Welcome to Hotel Waverider, John. You can never leave. - I keep noticing how many women are just existing on the WR rn and loving it. - “If you ever need me to help you with Mallus again, just give us a call…” SHE CAN KILL YOU IN 1200 DIFFERENT WAYS JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING - ...Or she could just do that. “Shag”! Sara, I love you! - “Gideon, sweetheart.” I called it. (And the smoking on board.)  - OH NO THE COLDWAVE. “Snart - uh, Leo. See you around.” *ugly sobbing* I simultaneously adore the writers and hate them from the depths of my being. - He’s asking Ray to marry him asdflkjgf. (”My Ray, not your Ray” lol) Still, Earth X. I fear the Waverider has made Leo over-optimistic. Give it 50 years or so. - Gideon! Yep, the ship ships them. “Cheeky bot.” Heh.  - …So how does Sara go from having so much game with John, to THIS. (I know, it’s because she actually cares, but Sara.) And, oh dear, actual plot stopped them from getting it on. Again. This had better not go on all season. - OK that was a lot of queer even for me, and that’s a high bar. This bisexual disaster is going to have a little lie down now.

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