#why is sirius so hot

[atlasdoe]

things that Remus Lupin didn't do:

Care about music

Smoke

Drink heavily

Call Sirius stupid or talk down to him

Physically fight anyone in his human form

Threaten anyone in his human form

Hold a grudge

Befriend a Death Eater

#hot takes with ace #this is just my opinion yall i ain't saying that you can't think differently #but some of these i am very passionate about #like the fighting and the threatening #Remus' entire character is that he didn't want to be like other werewolves #he didn't want to be a violent monster like he is stereotyped to be #SO WHY WOULD HE GO ROUNG FIGHTING AND THREATENING PEOPLE #THATS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE WANTS TO DO #and by fighting i mean like as a teen not during the war where he had to fight to stay alive #the marauders #harry potter #the marauders era #marauders #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black

[impishtubist]

When I say that the Wolfstar fandom hates Sirius, it’s because I see shit like “Sirius at his worst doesn’t deserve to be loved by Remus” circulating on my dash 😂 Love isn’t a one-way street, babes! If Sirius loves Remus at his worst, Remus needs to love Sirius at his worst. And no, Remus at his worst isn’t him being a werewolf, it’s him believing Sirius could ever betray James. And also leaving him in prison for twelve years without so much as a note. 

Why do you all afford Remus grace and forgiveness for his crimes but don’t extend the same to Sirius (and his non-crimes)?

#sorry but believing remus was the traitor isn't a crime! #it just made sense at the time! #y'all hate sirius so much and i don't get why you bother to write r/s #y'all have made remus into a defanged wholesome hot jock and it's WEIRD #okay also sirius had it way worse for those 12 years than remus did send tweet #chaos night

[carlav-blogs]

Serenade

this art is kinda inspired by Neon Moon by @krethes​​ and if you haven’t read that go ahead and do that now.

#remus lupin #wolfstar #wolfstar art #fuck jkr #hp fanart carlav.art-blogs #remus finds sirius guitar and starts playing #and sirius is just meling #because since when did he learn to play #why is sirius boyfriend so hot #they dont leave their room for 3 days #and its amazing

[made-by-moon]

Remus being gryffindor's casanova is such a funny concept.

Imagine the guy just sitting in an armchair, reading some old English book, looking like the death itself and almost falling asleep.

Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the room, a group of girls is going absolutely WILD over him.

Girl: He's just so masculine and rugged but at the same time looks like he would buy you flowers and suprise you with a picnic date.

Sirius, with hearts in his eyes: Yeah... he is perfect, isn't he?

#the marauders #harry potter #marauders #remus lupin #remus lupin is casanova #remus lupin is gay #gryffindor #sirius loves remus #sirius black #moony #why is he so pretty #why is he so hot #crack #why

[turvi]

Entering into Harry Potter fandom in 2021 (Yes I know I am late I was living under a rock get over it) I thought I would just consume the product and forget about it. Unfortunately, I developed a fictional crush on EVERYONE.

The marauders, death eaters, golden trio, Weasley kids, Slytherin kids, Harry's aunt, Professor Dumbledore, that dude who died, dobby, Harry's owl.

I need help.

#harry potter series #harry potter #severus snape #remus lupin #sirius black #george weasley #fred weasley #draco malfoy #reader fic #reader problems #reader imagine #vent #heavy sigh #dude why is everyone so hot

[padfootastic]

Say it with me: Sirius hates Death Eaters, but not Slytherins. Informing the trio that Snape hung out with a gang of Death Eaters was informing the trio that their teacher at one point was totally chill with murdering blood purists and called them friends (you know, totally relevant info with Voldemort on the rise, one person in the trio being the Boy-Who-Lived, a Muggleborn in the group, and the other member being relayed to a family well-known as blood-traitors. It’s rather important for them to know who believes in blood purity and who doesn’t, esp in light of everything occurring in GOF), and explained how he knew them as they were in the same house. And, whether one likes it or not, Slytherin house has the highest number of blood purists that we see, that’s simply canon. We can debate about why this is the case all day long, but the facts remain that Slytherin house has a slew of baby bigots and adult bigots as alumni.

(Also, some people are really weird about insults to the Hogwarts Houses. It is fiction, you will never be in them and while you might have traits of one house, normal people have traits of every house)

ha one of the things i find funniest is when people got mad at j*r for being mean to the slyths as if there’s some overarching moral code that says authors can’t do that lol like,,,,i love those lil fuckers (in all generations, across characterisations and magical alignments) but you HAVE to admit the nature & nurture is sus in that one.

also +1 to everything ur saying about sirius. u know i love ur arguments, anon.

#literary critique can be so funny #i also do not have an iota of continuity within me #bc im so generally picky #and base everything off vibes #so maybe i am the problem #but generally. beyond the valid bigotry critiques. i can’t take a lot of what people say ab the books seriously #bc so much of it is just. ‘why is the book suspending disbelief’ ‘why is the book using literary tropes’ etc etc #anyway that’s irrelevant #point is: sirius is a babe #a hot. extremely intelligent. prepared. powerful. babe #*nods* my most imp contribution of the day #pen’s asks

[steelycunt]

ridi im sorry i need to rant and i think youll get it 😭 like not to be a bitch but this fandom kinda going off the rails and annoying the shit out of me https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRbYASpf/ everybody in the comments unironically loving it,,, i mean wtvr ship who you want but its kinda getting delusional like ppl are just operating on thin air and pretty fancasts atp and i do Not understand or emotionally connect with any of it. at least w wolfstar theres so much material and foundation to explore but what is all the rest of this?? just hot celebrity fancasts and crack. to be fair part of me respects taking a terfs canon material and making everybody gay but the way it seems to be so oversaturating fics and the fandom that characters dont even feel like their original selves .. atp its all just surface level OCs

hello! yes! i'll be honest talking about things like this always make me a little nervous, and i feel obligated to preface anything i say with a disclaimer that none of it really matters, nothing i say matters, and you should do what you like, because--who cares. i am not an authority on--anything, frankly. my opinion holds no more weight than the next guy's, and all i'm doing here is giving it, so. essentially what im saying is--people are perfectly entitled to disagree with me, but people are not entitled to be mean to me about it xx

having said that. it is my personal opinion that s x barty is one of the worst fucking things i have ever heard lol. who even is barty who is that guy. why would s be interested in him at all. i do not understand it it does not make sense to me. from where are we sourcing the character traits and personality that we are giving barty that would ever endear sirius to him, because it objectively cannot be canon.

overall i do not get the new interest in barty + evan + pandora (+ regulus, but we won't go there)...at all, other than guessing that people were bored with the marauders and wanted a new version of them (and new celebrities to fancast) while simultaneously changing next to nothing about them other than superimposing them onto the first slytherin side characters they could rustle up. i expect ive become a bit of a broken record in regards to my dislike of the popular meow-meow-ification + complete absolution of regulus as a character in order to make him a loveable oc (just as i think erasing all the negative traits that r/s have in order to make them more likeable is just as boring), and all of that applies to those other guys as well (with the slight difference that they are, somehow, even less interesting and significant than regulus in canon), so i won't get into that too much. but i think what you say about having no emotional connection to any of it is exactly right lol--it is a sort of shift? i guess? in the fandom that is simply of no interest to me. they are characters that i just have no emotional investment in and admittedly struggle a little to understand why other people do. i am emotionally invested in, like, five characters overall (and even out of those--there's only two i'm really here for innit xx) and i personally cannot extend that investment to a creepy little side character who is mentioned maybe twice in the entire series.

and that is okay! i do not need to understand it. i don't want to say it annoys me because honestly--i don't go there, its nothing to do with me. if i dont like it i just wont interact with it, and the fact that it doesn't interest me has no bearing on what other people are into or want to do, and i couldn't give less of a shit what people do with the canon material, which is largely garbage anyway. take the bits you want from it, play around with those and ignore the rest. in that respect we are all doing exactly the same thing. but yeah i think s x barty is genuinely awful lol. hate it. very terrible. he's already got a loser werewolf boyfriend and he loves him so so much. leave him alone.

#i know most people are reasonable and thus it is perhaps overly cautious of me to insist on shrouding my unpopular #opinions in like. layer upon layer of placatory disclaimers but. well im a rather anxious guy i can't help it xx but im going to use these #tags to have a bit more of a consequence-less hater hour so. if you like regulus or barty or any of that lot i suggest you look away now #because i am about to express opinions about them that you probably wouldnt agree with + wouldnt enjoy reading!! #like full warning what im about to do is NOT any sort of analysis or defence of my opinion i will just be hating on them. is that clear. #okay. having said that. hater hour. barty and evan and honestly regulus were all cunts? like they were terrible people why do we care #about them now. regulus interests me solely as a piece of context for sirius' character. i could not give less of a shit about him as a #person in his own right. which leads me to my next hater moment: why oh why oh WHY on earth would canon james potter be interested #in canon regulus black. it makes sense in like a muggle au where they are virtually completely different characters but canon? #why would he be attracted to him. there is nothing. there is no chemistry i am ASLEEP and so is james. he would not give that #guy a second look. like it just baffles me it truly does. i feel like you have to bend over backwards to create a situation in which #james potter would ever show an interest in regulus. and i know jegulus is a fucking force to be reckoned with nowadays but god i just #do not like that ship. also i think the fact that barty and pandora and evan are essentially just oc characters who have been coloured #in by general fanon consensus shows in that what they have become is just. not interesting or complex or well fleshed out lol. like #idk i feel like they are just. very shallow. deliberately. so they are easy to like and easy to ship because that is what theyre there for. #god it feels so good to say all this. i will never be a hater again (<- lying) but i needed to be able to just. say this just once xx #also if you needed any more indication what barty and evan and regulus are here to do you just have to look at their #super-hot super-conventionally attractive celebrity model fancasts. like it all adds up its like but what if these death eaters were #not actually evil :-( what if they were really sweet and also? so so hot. like they were all so hot and actually really good #and none of them meant to be evil they didnt want to be :-( they were just hot good guys all in love with each other and the evil stuff #they did wasnt their fault :-( like that has to be. the most boring thing you couldve possibly done with these blank slates. surely. #anyway. im done now but i enjoyed hater hour immensely this was so fucking good for my soul xx thanks and goodnight xx #anon #telegram #scream hang on sorry. just looked at the comments of that tiktok where people are saying they were prison besties. girl. girl. #girl they were in prison for very different reasons baby. baby you know that right. baby look at me. look at me

[querkynchaotic]

sirius and jegulus saying they automatically skip matilda when they listen to harry's house and then sol putting it in regulus's playlist like. u guys will listen to it and SUFFER.

honestly i love fics that go with playlists + i was in spain this summer and the reggeaton recs were ON POINT

can't wait for chapter 20

#jegulus #starchaser #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #walburga black's a+ parenting #this tag is so common like why #f you awlburga #you signed up for this #ysuft #why does this tag look like stfu #solmussa writes #playlist #james hot summer playlist #reg depressing summer playlist #spotify #reggeaton #music

[addsalwayssick]

honestly my daily thoughts sound like this (TW: not very body positive)

No one could ever love me i’m not skinny enough

like why is the sirius fanart skinnier than me

no wait i’m hot

i’m so sexy what the flip

i take back everhtbing im smokin

#body posititivity #or not #but mostly positive #daily thoughts #helppp #i was looking at sirius fanart and i was like #why is he skinnier than me #it’s js bc it’s fanart and i’m a human and he’s fictional #my thighs touch cry abt it #i’m pure muscle bitch #fight me #i’ll win #i’m so hot

[willows-lane]

"You ain't nothin' but a lost cause"

"You ain't nothin' but a lost cause And this ain't nothin' like it once was I know you think you're such an outlaw But you got no job" Lost Cause, Billie Eilish

#why is fetus ben so cute i'm sobbing #ben barnes #ben barnes hot #ben barnes x reader #sirius black fancast #fluff #ben barnes aesthetic #ben barnes fancast #billy russo #darkling #aleksander

[moonymoonbeam]

objectively the marauders are unattractive. these boys have just convinced you they aren’t through group manifestation

#i say this with the utmost love in my heart #they are ugos and THATS why they are hot #all of them look a little weird #i mean sirius is literally. inbred. #sick of all these ken doll fancasts friends #these are english boys they are ugly and a little messed up and so so hot <33 #marauders #atyd marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #marauders fancasts

[atlasdoe]

being an old(ish) marauders stan is seeing other people post their au ideas/incorrect quotes and thinking "shouldn't the roles be reversed???"

#a few days ago i saw an au where sirius had never broken a rule in his life and remus was the bad boy #ngl i stared at it for a good few minuets #this goes for tiktok sounds also #like why is remus saying that hookers are hot???? #being called a hooker by remus is not a compliment i'm so sorry #we have lost them so bad #like i joined the fandom in 2018 how could it have changed THIS MUCH #the marauders #harry potter #the marauders era #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #jegulus #dorlene

[impishtubist]

Anon, I can’t publish that ask because I too refer to Bellatrix as batshit and I have definitely referred to the Black family madness in some of my fics 😂 And I don’t regret that first part, Bellatrix IS batshit and we hate her on this blog (even though Sirius definitely hooked up with her more than once when they were younger.)

But you’re right that the fandom excuses every single thing Remus has ever done and can’t stand when people talk about him being anything less than perfect. He must be flawless at all times and that’s just so boring.

#like yes write sirius/remus but also acknowledge that remus left him to rot in prison #i thought that fandom liked morally grey characters and toxic relationships #except in this instance apparently????? #why is everyone so obsessed with remus being hot and perfect i don't get it #that's not his character at all #the fandom has defanged him #pun intended

[360iris]

I will be continuing the mafia!prongsfoot au and releasing them as blurbs- the first one is ready to go but I need to edit it one last time and I’m so close to getting off work tonight so it’ll have to wait a bit 🫣

#like an hour max #the first one is m/c meeting sirius for the first time and showing why they have such a weird bond #the next will be them getting a bit more familiar #mafia!marauders #sirius black blurb #I’m just really excited for her to meet remus bc he’s so hot and she’s gonna love him #he’s a bit of an awkward boy even though he’s a criminal lol

[lostmykeysie]

When will the 2nd part of the THH will be released. (No pressure or anything,, just wondering <3 ) also love your sense of humour and writing style :)

i promised that i would start publishing in june and you know what. i said that because then i won't be late until the 30th of june because i think i'm smart but what i DID NOT REALISE was that technically it would be wholly and completely justified to ask me this question on the 1st of june hahahaha (you are allowed to wonder darling wonder away i support you)

okay so i was planning to start publishing mid june but i have a really one track mind rn and i've been unsuccessful in writing anything that isn't chimaera & the wolf SO it will be sooner. i'm not going to say it will be this weekend but i will say that i have 5 days off work and i've literally just moved to a VILLAGE (am i the only gay in the village????? omg) and i hate leaving the house anyway so what else am i gonna do except write?????

SO

long story short (hit it taylor) is that you are very sexy anon. we are both very sexy people. and i hope to publish chapter 1 in the next week or so xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

#someone asked me a q #lovely wonderful anon #ya girl said no commitment!!! roll up roll up get ur no commitment!! hot and fresh and tasty!!! #people at work always say 'keysie loves contingency' and you know what? i do. i love contingency #nothing ever goes to plan why would i set myself up to fail? #why would i do that when i can fail in so many other ways anyway? #lame #anyway #i'm gonna post the sirius chapter asap #and then we'll see if i get to spend my weekend writing and feeling like i'm on a country retreat #i can't stress enough that i am a city girl living in a VILLAGE (temporarily) and how odd it is

[padfootastic]

PEN WHAT THE FUCJ THIS WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WRITING OF THESE TWO I'VE EVER READ. it was so good that it left me blushing and I'm BROWN, you know we don't blush that easily.

this had so many great lines oh my god i was screeching (internally) throughout the fic

"Not James Potter, though. Him and his ‘I’m-right-and-the-world-must-shift-around-me’ voice were far above such plebeian concerns." yeah that's perfect james potter description right there

". There was no point resisting James Potter- not when someone in that lineage had probably invented the word stubborn by virtue of their very existence." my heart was jumping out of my ribcage reading these masterpiece of sentences alright.

also the grounds scene had me weak in my knees; I'm a hoe for making sirius -haughtiness is my middle name - black near incoherent to begging for one james potter. it's my kryptonite. also why are neck kisses so fucking hot. there's just something about it

also want to congratulate you for nailing down the last two scenes because making the atmosphere fraught with palpable tension is hard. like anything smutty can very easily fall into- oh yeah they are having sex, good for them but to make it so that the reader can feel it, it's nit easy and you did it so well. you had ME quivering at times over them

you definitely didnt help the situation with your author's note but tbh i don't even want to help the situation, I'm also a hoe for taking down James arrogance down a peg by some exercises in bedroom and now that I've started thinking about it i can picture the scene perfectly (vivid imagination for the win) and I'll stop before i make this ask too freaky but yeah.

also love that we've all collectively decided that Potter's had the most lovely meternal house elf named rani

agshjashjj ASH!!! WHY ARE U SO KIND TO ME 😭😭😭😭 i…kind of…screeched externally when i read this? my family will not put up with me one of these days, i swear, i’m gonna be exposed.

listen when i tell u i had so much fun writing about james’ arrogance and confidence like i just. i’m in love with it. how much strength sirius draws from it. s wields his arrogance like a shield in the face of his insecurities & vulnerabilities and j does it regardless of it, it’s an innate part of him that comes from the sheer surety of self he has and that difference is so !!! james will mould the world to fit around his sirius no matter what stands in his way!!!

no okay ash. i was so nervous writing those scenes because i’ve,,,,never,,,done it for these boys? and i’ve never thought about them in a sexual capacity bc i’m always more focused on the soulmates aspect of their bond so it was actually so hard bc i was trying to not make it cringy or second-hand embarrassing and i’m very happy u liked it 🥺 (also my favorite was when james was just,,,playing him like a fiddle lol the adam’s apple part? yum. and hard agree on sirius being taken off guard—what is it with us and messing with these boys like this lol)

omg yes rani!! listen i have. Thoughts. baby me came up with her way back in like,,2017? wrote a whole fic around it (that ended in tragedy for some reason lol) and i literally fell in love with her. just like that. james calls her ra-ra and she makes chocolate eclairs for sirius and mails it to hogwarts and calls j jamesy as a compromise between little master/james and she’s the absolute best!!!

#sirius black #james potter #i don’t think u can make this ask freakier than my authors note lmao #i just. god. had so much writing this because i’m so weak for sappy prongsfoot ykno? #and don’t ask me why neck kisses r so hot i have no answers for u bc fuck #no right to be as good as they are #and james would *love* it. just constantly pepper kisses all over sirius’ neck & throat & collarbones #sirius would be obsessed with running his hands over james’ abs & biceps & thighs #and they would just be the most nauseating couple at hogwarts w their pda #like they were already doing it before getting together. now it’s just unbearable 💀 #now it’s my time to stop before it becomes too steamy lmao #ppb #pen’s asks