#why isnt this canon

[timothylawrence]

"Wyll is boring" he is the personification of daddy issues. he hides away at a beach TWICE and leaving the tav to go find him because he's not used to having people around who care abt him. he's been running around the sword coast for seven years just killing things and saving people because he got EXILED and chose to prove himself to his father and just help others. he spends his time training kids how to defend themselves. you find out his dad is the ARCHDUKE of Baldur's Gate. he almost drowned once trying to find mermaids. he has a literal devil haunting him that watches his every move. He managed to stop an entire cult of Tiamat AT AGE 17!!!!!!! he loves clowns.

Wyll isn't boring, ppl just haven't taken the time to explore his story and it SHOWS

#ewbie.txt #bg3 #wyll ravengard #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #I’m not gonna state the obvious as to why individuals may not be giving him attention but. it is disheartening. #he has such a wonderful arc that really comes to life as you advance on the story #especially in act three. hes literally brooding the entirety of act 3 mourning his life and his father and everything around him #this is all CANON non determent stuff btw!!! this isnt choice based!!! #wyll enjoyers RISE!!! #(the answer is r@cism btw. like. hes not boring. ppl r just racist)

[poisonouspastels]

I think a lot about the fact that Herobrine as a creepypasta initially was not malicious at all. Like literally he was just some guy who made very specific tunnels, cut leaves off trees and built pyramids in your world, all weird things but really not harmful. Like his worst crime was telling someone on a forum to fuck off when they kept talking about him. But then with time there's been all this additional detail added on like the redstone torches and traps and shrines and he's seemingly gotten more aggressive as an entity within writing and other media. Like he'll actively go out of his way to hinder the player in game or in some depictions irl in some way. All of this is to say I think the more we tried to figure out Herobrine and shit the more we pissed him off a little. Give the man some space I'm sure he's tired of the 12 year olds trying to summon him every other day. EDIT: Please check out my Minecraft AU if you like MC stuff like this, I put a lot of work into it with my partner.

#minecraft #mineblr #herobrine #creepypasta #wheres that one ai greentext about herobrine. it feels relevant to this #i think its really funny that canon herobrine is literally just some guy who does weird shit but isnt really harmful #but all the more malicious stuff is purely fanon that we've for the most part accepted as a community #idk this is why i wanna do an animatic with him and Groda (the creepypasta one) #bc i think the stark differences between the two really make it all the more apparent and also makes for a funny dynamic

[butchdykenormallen]

hello fanartist. in front of you is a character who is canonically fat, and mentioned to be fat in the media. you have 30 seconds to explain to me why you've drawn them skinny and box shaped without saying "its my style," "i don't know how to draw fat people," or "i didn't know they were fat" before i push you onto the landmine behind you. the timer starts now.

#SORRY DIALTOWN ARTISTS MAKR ME WANNA RIP MY HAIR OUT #okay you dont draw the fanonly character fat. thats fine i dont care #okay you dont draw the fandom-applied fat character who isnt fat in canon as skinny. thats also okay. #WHY WONT YOU DRAW THE FAT CHARACTER FT #WHY ARE THEY SOSKINY #ITS RIGHT NEXT TO THE SORITE!!!!! YOU CAN SEE IT!!!!! FOR FUVKS SAKE!!!! #THEY'RE LITERALLY CALLED FAT #THEY'RE LITERALLY FST!!!!!!! #FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. #YOU PEOPLE #sorry i heart dialtown but this fanart makes me wanna pull my eyeballs out and use them s martini olives. #loser_txt.png

[winmarvey]

“but isnt this our time mr hand?” the way harvey looks at mike he is literally melting

#marvey #why marvey isnt canon #harvey specter #mike ross #mike x harvey #suits usa #suits #suits harvey specter

[sonknuxadow]

collection

#sorry i saw someone say sonic and tails dont see eachother as family at all again and it annoyed me #this isnt even all of the times theyve said it this is just a bunch of stuff i remembered off the top of my head #and also sonic has called tails little bro SO many times across different media that it would be impossible to track them all down #but i tried to include stuff from different media to show that this isnt a thing thats exclusive to one continuity or one period of time #because those are arguments i see people use to prove theyre not brothers #but even if it WAS something that is mentioned a lot in earlier sonic media and not so much in recent stuff. #not mentioning something as often anymore doesnt automatically make it non canon?? especially if theres no new info contradicting it #sonic frontiers spoilers #the sage picture probably looks irrelevant to people who havent played frontiers #but she was talking about sonic and tails there which is why i included it #also i put that aosth clip instead of screenshots from it because i didnt think a couple screenshots would do it justice #you really have to see the whole thing

[pa-pa-plasma]

hey i feel like we're really sleeping on that time Danny possessed Vlad & framed him for assaulting a minor

Editing with the clip because people don't believe me. Episode is 41: Eye for an Eye.

#Danny Phantom #i think this ties into my other post i made a long time ago about Danny siccing the GIW on Vlad #like we KNOW in CANON that if Danny was even a tiny bit more like Vlad he would literally become a supervillain #villain is such a stupid word i hate how it's spelled. why is it like that #anyways i need to like. rewatch DP cuz i remember shit & then i'm like #did that actually happen. because that sounds too insane #but like. he Did That. didnt he #i think that's what i love about this character. but a lot of people ignore it #Danny is like. gritting his teeth going ''do good do good'' it isnt effortless it isnt easy he doesnt even want to do it half the time #& sometimes yeah he WILL do crimes or get back at people who've been assholes to him or whatever #he WILL use his powers for bad sometimes #he'll be like ''dont do that it's bad'' but like. he WILL do it himself #the whole ''i'm a hero'' thing he's got going on is like. more of a. how do i put this #it's like when you're drawing or writing & saying ''it doesnt have to be perfect it just has to BE'' #like Danny isn't a hero sometimes. he's got morals & has a general understanding of good & bad #but also he's 14 & being attacked every day #i would start saying bad words & threatening people that annoy me too man #okay i glanced over the scene again for the first time in years & Danny was literally in the middle of outing Vlad to the whole town??? #hello?? are we really ignoring this????? #VLAD TORNADO VLAD TORNADO VLAD TORNADO #this show is so stupid i love it #love how Sam & Tucker immediately backed him up yeah fuck Vlad all my homies hate Vlad #okay you know what. maybe i will do a DP liveblog. i think it would be fun #on daddyplasmius. only posting this on pa-pa-plasma cuz it's kind of just a. weird rant post? kind of? idk

[lexithwrites]

just let sirius and regulus be twinks its not that deep

#saying sirius isnt feminine isnt canon is dumb why do you care #people like them how they like them are fake people #grow up pls #the marauders #regulus black #sirius black #rambles

[spaciebabie]

oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human

#spacie spoinks #this doesnt apply 2 monsters that are already humanoid #also its just a personal thing but muscles on male characters largely turn me off #hjdfkjsdf LIKE WHY IS STILL THE ONLY 'SEXY' MALE FORM IN FANDOM MUSCULAR AND/OR SKINNY #IM SOOO TIRED #yall be giving muscles 2 muh fuckers who DO NOT NEED THEM SHITS #IF YOU NEED 2 HUMANIZE A MONSTER IN ORDER 2 FUCK IT..............YOU AINT A MONSTERFUCKER DAWG................ #''wow this character is really sexy 2 me b/c of how human it looks now!!'' #you'll see the original design be some hulking beast who's shape isnt humanoid in the slightest and then some guy #will come along and be like ''hahaha yeah i wanna fuck this thing'' and then take the characters head and put it on a muscular human body #what is the point dawg. #this can also apply 2 robots #i dont caaareee if you have a humanoid design for 'x' robot/monster character #the problem is when you just. take a stereotypically attractive human body slap the character's head on here and then go crazy over that #and like the original character design does nothing for you. #dude. you dont want 2 fuck these characters you want 2 fuck a human wearing an object/animal head 😭 #true monster/robotfuckers want that thang in its canon form. you cant ride w/us if you're like that dawg #dont mind me this is just a pet peeve i have #its even worse when its female characters oh my godddd #these muh fuckers dont want 2 fuck monsters they wanna fuck a human woman cosplaying as one #good LORD

[hdra77]

woah!! disarray au moon design jumpscare !! i have the overwhelming urge to spew out every lore about this au but i have to finish everyones designs first and a few lore sneak peaks evil moon real!! shes girlboss have a cropped version of her i know you want to stare at her i know you do-

+ evil siblings!! just some quick doodle of them two messing around and totally not spreading virus into other iterators' system!!

oh yeah psst you can totally ask me questions about this au i cant guarantee that i'll reveal the entire lore about it but hey who knows :)

#rw disarray au #rainworld au #rw au #fishdoesart #rw slivermoon #sliver isnt here but shes been mentioned and its a canon ship in the au soo #it still considers as slivermoon #rw waning crescent #i think thats the other ship name i may be wrong #huh i wonder why moon would worship sliver so much... #could sliver be behind this? #well haha i wouldnt tell you #like why would i #rw looks to the moon #rw lttm #rw five pebbles #rw fp

[raynetheinsane]

One of my favorite headcannons is that Tim is the only white person of the batkids and they all tease him relentlessly

Because Dick is Roma, Jason is racially ambiguous, Damian is Arab, Cass is half-chinese, and Duke is black

This leaves Tim, white as a ghost, looks like a lobster every summer Tim

And they WILL NOT LEAVE HIM ALONE

Jason, who made dinner that night: Dont worry tim, theres only salt and pepper on yours, i know you cant handle spice

Tim: I am going to stab you.

Playing some kind of horror game and a huge crash happens

Damian: Drake! Go investigate.

Tim: WHY ME???

Duke: Cus thats some white people shit

The amount of times the phrase “is it because im (insert race)” gets said to Tim in a day should be logged

#yes i know steph isnt on this list #but shes more of a batkid in-law in my mind #however she is desi and also teases tim #(ik shes not desi in canon. thats why its a headcanon. let ppl have fun. #these are all loosly based on things my poc friends have said to me #batman #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra wayne #dick grayson #damian wayne #dc robin #batfamily headcanons

[inkdemonapologist]

hi hello my new BatDR ship is "Inky Homunculus Created To Suffer x Lingering Memory Of The Man Who Tormented Him"

#batdr spoilers #batdr #batim #henry stein #joey drew #memory joey #henry x joey #when in doubt just keep drawing #hey quick question why isnt the henry x joey ship name 'a pencil and a dream' #ftr i think these two should get a new ship name they're different people #creationship #okay game canon is getting its own tag now #an ink stained nightmare forever stuck on repeat #my canon tag is gonna get weird lmao #'canon; but like batdr canon not normal canon' #batdr is just a really wild AU

[flingza-roller]

woah ok ive been seeing an insane amount of hate for side order so yknow what fuck you. this blog is a safe space i love octo expansion and i also love side order im having a very good time with this game. set urself free, release expectations, embrace fun

#text #splatoon #side order #JUST IN CASE anybody decides to be Like That: #im not saying u cant criticise it or whatever. im just sick of ppl hating bc they were expecting oe 2 #and like most splatoon fans just dont play any other videogame ever so they hate roguelites lmao #its a completely different style of game. that is the point. #if ur angry i think u should take a seat and just watch marina lezzing out over pearl. feel some joy #AND DEDF1SH CANONICALLY USES THEY!! WHY ARENT WE MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS #(also maybe im built different but this dlc really isnt that hard. i find it very fun) #ur not superior for disliking side order. get off ur fuckin high horse #ppl are allowed to enjoy things actually

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

#sorry i read like two cute in character kubokai fics and im enjoying it now #theyre cute and im a closeted shun kinnie so. obviously i will ship him with my crush from the show. #i just really really REALLY hate the super cliche seme uke dynamic people usually give them #those people have NEVER watched the show.. my boy shun is NOT like that #its sooo stereotypical and they obviously give shun the role of 'the girl' in the relationship which is. um. ew #'shun is so fragile and innocent and uwu and he needs big strong aren around at all times to coddle him' #'and aren has a soft spot for shun and shun only and only shun can stop him from being totally murderous and dumb' #do yall know that one scene from the kissing booth #where elle is like 'NOAH! LOOK AT ME! THIS ISNT YOU! LOOK AT ME' when hes about to beat the shit outta his brother #thats how kubokai gets written usually #'aren pwease nevew fight again🥺pwease? fow me?' #me reading anything kaido says in most fics: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #sorry #people can write whatever they want its just. so ooc. #canon them is soooo bromance core #im sorry idk why im posting negative shit again when i like JUST said i wasnt going to do this anymore LMAO #not a callout post about anyone on here obvi- actually reading more recent fics from people on here is whats gotten me more into them #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #kuboyasu aren #kaido shun #kubokai #meows post

[winmarvey]

“go easy on him”

“nope”

“good boy”

#marvey #harvey specter #mike ross #why marvey isnt canon #mike x harvey #suits #suits usa #harvey x mike #suits harvey specter #and thats just the second episode

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

my headcanon for post canon happy griddlehark is that Gideon would say "One flesh, one end, Harrow!" every time they have the smallest disagreement or she's in trouble like she'll burn their food and when Harrow makes even the smallest comment about it Gideon immediately explodes like "What happened to one flesh one end???? Oh, undying devotion but one burnt cheese pizza and you cast me aside??? 10000 years of tradition, harrow! I died for you, you know?"

#as if post canon happy griddlehark isnt already a huge cope #but yeah you just know gideon would use guilttripping harrow as a bit #oh??? you disagree with me??? whose fault is it i am sporting a chussy #and when Harrow goes “i specifically asked you not to kill yourself yknow” #gideon just rolls her eyes like #“this is why babs died.” #anyway #nona the ninth #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #griddlehark #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus

[ganondoodle]

not to dive back into my apparently controversial video game opinions but the "they probably left out nigh all references to botw to not confuse new players" argument for totk really confuses me in turn bc …

if an overgrown non functioning botw shrine confuses you so much you cant keep playing how are you ever getting through any video game?? if you are not familiar with botw its just part of the environment for you, a fallen apart titan or a half collapsed shrine of life with a cave now leading somewhere else shouldnt completely confuse you-

but mainly ... this is (supposedly................) a direct sequel to botw, a literal second part, if you dont play the first one and just get into the second one you cant blame it on anyone but yourself for not understanding some things? like if totk actually built on what botw set up and you get into totk without having played the first one you really have no right to be angry about being confused by some things its like if you start watching a series with the second season instead of the first one, your own darn fault if you dont get it (also theres plenty of people who summarize video games for you so you could also jsut watch one of those if you really really dont want to play the first one)

if this is really the reason nintendy forcibly bent everything in totk to not dare have a proper connection to botw then ... im sorry but why the heck did you call it a sequel then, if you want to have a standalone game then make a standalone game, and if you want to reuse the map and models so badly then just say its some paralel universe or something, you have literally done that before!!

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles opinions #as a new tag for you to mute if you dont wanna see my yelling #totk #zelda #this jsut reminds me of when age of calamity got announced #and the marketing kept going on and on about how this is what happened before botw #when it literally isnt #its one of the reasons why i cant stand that game #i never had any issue with those beat em up spin offs #but if you promote it as actually canon and lore heavy and then reveal its yet another non canon spin off... #>:C