Nikolai: so, what’s the situation?
Zoya points out at five identical Ninas on the hall , one of them rolling on the floor and tearing up
Zoya: Genya got drunk yesterday and tailored Nina’s friends to look like her , they also for some reason sound like her too . I am waiting for her to recover from the hangover (i am not waking her up, i like to live) but until now I just want to figure who is the real Nina and who is who, at least which one is Brekker because i don’t trust him to get out of my sight
Nikolai: it should be simple
Nina 1 : I am Nina!
Nina 2: no, i am Nina!
Nina 3: i am Inej
Nina 4: i am Wylan the flute boy, explosives and flutes, that’s my thing, wanna hear my flute?
Nina 3: Okay, Nina 4 is obviously Jesper pretending to be Wylan
Nina 4: what? I am absolutely not my handsome, amazing boyfriend Jesper..
Nina 5 rolling on the floor: Help me! I am Matthias and i need to pee,but i can’t do it looking like Nina!
Nikolai: wait,where’s the other one, meaning “Nina” number 6
Nina 3 : loosing their mind playing with the puppies in the stable , must be Wylan
Nikolai : so Nina 3 is Inej, Nina 4 is Jesper (pretending to be Wylan) Nina 5 is Matthias, Nina 6 is Wylan , and both Nina 2 and 1 claim to be the real Nina so one must be Brekker and the other one is her
Zoya: this is hard…i normally know where is Brekker because my blood just boils with his sole presence but none of this Ninas is giving that…
Nina 1: I am the real Nina, you can ask me anything and I’ll know it
Nina 2: no! I am Nina, look at my eyes! You know it’s me!
Zoya : i….i think Nina 2 it’s Nina…but Nina 1 just seems like…
Nina 5 (Matthias) : pleaaaase
Nina 3 : oh for Gheezen’s sake! Nina, just do a grisha demonstration or something! It’s that simple
Nina 2 : oh right , see how I make this dust float? It’s me
Zoya: it it’s her
Nina 1 : Well, i did my best try (pulls a diamond our if his pocket) you should watch your pockets more carefully , your majesty
Zoya: you bastard…
Nikolai: well, that settles it down…
Nina 4 (Jesper) : wait a minute! I’d reconigze that know it all tone anywhere! “just do a grisha demonstration or something! It’s that simple” …Nina 3 is not Inej! Nina 3 it’s Wylan pretending to be Inej!
Nina 3: Jesper…please, there’s no need to put more chaos, there’s a place and a time for…(Jesper flicks him) did you just flick me?! You immature pigheaded man baby…!….”sighs” fine, yes, i am Wylan
Zoya: wait…Nina 3 is not Inej but Wylan pretending to be Inej?
Nina 3 (Wylan): Inej asked me to do it, to cover for her
Real!Nina : but why would she…wait, you mean the Nina that’s on the stable playing with the puppies it’s actually Inej?
Nina 3 (Wylan) : maybe she was embarrassed…
Nina 1 : or she was trying to sneak somewhere else, she is unpredictable
Real!Nina gasps
Real Nina: oh my…Nina 1 is not Kaz!
Nina 1 chuckles: Nina, darling…
Real Nina: don’t “Nina darling me” We mentioned Inej yet your breathing is completely stable…
Nina 1: maybe I’ve been practicing
Nikolai: huh, you had to show off that you can steal as if was a clear attempt to make yourself look like Kaz
Nina 1: thats because I like to show off, you know I am a criminal mastermind that was birthed by Ketterdam with the purpose of expanding trickery and…
Nina 1: okay, I can’t do this, you are right, i am Inej pretending to be Kaz , and before that I was Inej pretending to be Kaz,pretending to be Nina. I only did it because that’s exactly what Kaz would have done. I was covering for him
Zoya: covering for…wait! He is wandering around the palace looking like Nina?! That piece of…that playing with puppies in the stable was just an excuse to go and get the treasures!
Nina 1 (Inej): huh…yes
*Meanwhile on the stables*
Genya: yeah,that vodka was a mistake …oh,hello Nina, seems like you are having fun
“Nina” playing with puppies
“Nina” (Kaz) : I always wanted to do this, and I am not tearing up my reputation at all
Genya: of course you are not, playing with puppies would only be bad for your reputation if you were like…to say…Kaz Brekker
*both laugh*
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Propaganda
Janet Leigh (Psycho, Little Women)—The famous shower scene in Psycho is iconic. Also, she was Jaime Lee Curtis’ mom.
Keiko Awaji (Stray Dog, A Japanese Tragedy, When a Woman Ascends the Stairs)— Her role as Harumi— a dancer who lives with her mom and will go to incredible lengths for one nice dress— is so fucking killer. she more than holds her own against Toshiro Mifune, the incredible sense of dread and foreboding in their scenes has really stuck with me
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Keiko Awaji:
Janet Leigh:
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK NETFLIX????!!!!
WHY WOULD YOU CANCEL SHADOW AND BONE?????!!
AND NO SOC SPIN-OFF???!!
ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH?
I WAS ALREADY HAVING A REALLY SHIT DAY SO THANKS A LOT 🙄
THAT SHOW MEANS SO FREAKING MUCH TO ME AND THE STUFF THAT YOU GAVE ME ENDED ON SUCH A SAD NOTE I ACTUALLY… I HAVE NO WORDS IM SO UPSET
😤
YOU CANCEL LOCKWOOD AND NOW THIS. THEY ARE GENUINELY GOOD SHOWS WITH AMAZING FANBASES AND YET FUCKING RIVERDALE AND OUTERBANKS (it was good at first but you have to admit now it’s just ridiculous) KEEP GETTING RENEWED?
I just so done with this.. stop cancelling good shows. Stop cancelling them without giving them the same chance as other shows that are arguably pretty shit but get so much more promo.
I can’t rn. Netflix no.
I’m so sorry if this is how you found out btw but Leigh put something on her instagram if you want to see that and not me just shitting on Netflix.
🖤💔 no mourners guys 🫡
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