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crystallizsch · 3 months
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(screaming and crying with heartslabyul and savanaclaw)
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making everyone ugly cry 2024
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dumblr · 7 months
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Me: I really gotta stop trusting people.
Also me when someone shows me even the slightest bit of love, affection, and attention:
Let me tell you my life story and then get attached to you.
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Why is shrimp and grits a thing. I live in a landlocked state.
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certifiedcoffeeaddict · 9 months
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lorcandidlucienwill · 5 months
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“Good to know that after five hundred years, you still dress like a slut.” “Are you talking about me, or the brute beside you?” Those eyes landed on Nesta, raking from her braided hair to her leathers to her boots. “Hello, Nesta Archeron.” Nesta met the male’s stare. She said nothing, letting cool contempt freeze over her gaze. Eris’s mouth quirked upward. “You’re a pretty little treat. I’d be happy to play any manner of game with you, Nesta Archeron.” “When you get tired of the animal,” Eris said to her, jerking his chin toward Cassian, “come find me. I’ll show you how a future High Lord plays.” Nesta barely glanced to Eris, who pulled his assessing gaze from Elain to stare at the eldest Archeron sister with a mix of wariness and intent that set Cassian’s jaw grinding. Eris’s amber eyes studied hers. “Trust Rhysand to keep you hidden away.” Right. She was to flatter him, keep him on their side. “I just saw you the other week.” Eris chuckled. “And as riveting as it was to see you send Tamlin scrambling off with his tail between his legs, I didn’t see this side of you. The time since the war has changed you.” She didn’t smile, but she met his stare directly as she said, “For the better, I hope.” “Certainly for the more interesting. It seems you came to play the game tonight after all.” Eris spun her, and when she returned to him, he murmured in her ear, “Don’t believe the lies they tell you about me.” “You don’t win yourself any favors with your behavior.” “Don’t I? Do I not ally myself with this court under constant threat of being discovered and killed by my father? Do I not offer aid whenever Rhysand wishes?” He spun her again. “They believe a version of events that is easier to swallow. I always thought Rhysand wiser than that, but he tends to be blind where those he loves are concerned.” Nesta’s mouth twitched to one side. “And you? Who do you love?” His smile sharpened. “Are you inquiring after my eligibility?” “I’m merely saying it’s hard to find a good dance partner these days.” Eris laughed, the sound like silk over her skin. She shivered. “Indeed it is. Especially one who can both dance and tear the King of Hybern’s head from his shoulders.” She let him see a bit of that person—see the savage rage and silver fire he’d witnessed before Tamlin. Then she blinked and it was gone. Eris’s face tightened, and not from fear. “You’re wasted at the Night Court,” Eris murmured as she twirled, skirts enveloping the two of them. “Absolutely wasted.” “Go sit at your master’s feet, dog.” Eris had danced with her twice more after Azriel, and he’d had such intent in his eyes she knew she’d woven her spell around him well. He’d bid for her, she’d learned with no small amount of smugness.
Nesta: *falls for Cassian* Me: 👁️👄👁️
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goth-maudra · 6 months
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OH NO NO NO THE NO.
Looking back. "I know what YOU smell like." And suddenly, subtly, it's THERE. Tiniest of bleps here and there. Which Aziraphale knows, because HE bleps in Hell to be in character. Crowley bleps a LOT around Jim-biel, trying to suss out if he's faking it. When he's explaining VAVOOM (and KUDOS to Jon Hamm because Goob's trying to do the Tennant/Crowley Left Eyebrow😄!), and infamously in the "Hello Gabriel" scene. It's been there the whole. Damn. Time.
But I looked, and: yeah, it's here. A half second after this gif starts, when he's hyperventilating and trying not to cry and soldiering on...blep. Tiny blep. Trying to maintain control...
Blep.
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randomrandomalright · 2 months
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It has been four years of Alastor being my favorite character in the Hazbin Hotel franchise… but someone had to come along and screw it all up.
Are you serious how did Adam become my favorite f-ing character, how did the dickmaster steal my heart…
I blame the theory of sinner Adam for existing…
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lynsstrange · 3 months
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We only have one week left. We only have one week left. We only have one week left. We only have one we
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lewishamiltonstuff · 1 year
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On a serious note, justice for Mbappe.
The guy handed his team a win on a fucking golden platter.
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jasshandssssss · 3 months
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guys having a bestie that’s not a fangirl is 😭😭
dont get me wrong i love my best friend to death but i never talk about ships or specific fanfics i read or send her fanart like i do to my other friends that ARE in fandom. and also she’s straight (im queer)
but yknow shes the person i talk to most so sometimes it slips out 😭 and today i ranted about marauders era related things and she is a harry potter fan in like the most normal way. she only likes the canon couples, doesn’t have any real ships, doesn’t consume fan content, you get the picture.
and i was telling her about how i ship wolfstar but not jegulus (no hate tho, love seeing quality jegulus content) and how i DO ship jily. and she was like oh yeah i love james and lily but no comment on the wolfstar. and like there was no disrespect in that statement but i was like 😭😭😭😭😭😭 because unless you consume wolfstar fan content it’s kind of hard to get a picture of what they’d be like together and i love wolfstar it’s my favorite pairing of all time. and NOT BEING ABLE TO CONVEY THAT IS 💔💔 and also i can’t even go too in depth with like angsty fanfiction or this cute fanart i found w her because she’s just like “oh that’s cool ig”. like ARGH
no fault of her own it’s just a majorrr difference between us because fandom culture has been so big in my life since like 6th-7th grade and it’s still a huge part of me. and it’s like i’m so scared of seeming weird to her even though ive shared so much other tmi things w her 😔☝️
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rainbowangel110 · 2 months
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Head in hands
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hufflepotato-18 · 25 days
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UMM, EXCUSE YOU????
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dumblr · 1 year
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If you miss me, just text me, why you appearing in my dreams for.
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readerwithsalt · 1 year
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Gaea got taken down in five books.
Kronos got taken down in five books.
Nero got taken down in five books.
Nyx got taken down in three chapters.
Primordial goddess of night. Sister of Gaea.
A goddess the king of the gods fears….
Taken down in three chapters….
By the power of friendship.
(I think it would have been more realistic if the ‘villain’ was of less magnitude)
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makethiscanon · 4 months
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Why oh why must my burnout come at Christmas, my favourite time to write cheesy fluffy nonsense!?
I need the strength to write my 'Ojiro takes you home to be his fake girlfriend at Christmas' fic pleeeeease.
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esssteee · 6 months
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noooooooo not me writing castlevania nocturne fic when i already have a shit ton of stuff to write
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