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chayanne18 · 6 months
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Don’t talk back
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GENRE // dom!enhypen x virgin!reader
WARNINGS // smut, oral, unprotected sex (GET READY BABY)
Part 1
You just moved into your step brothers apartment, getting out of your parents house was not easy, but working at the library got you enough for a plane ticket to go and see Jake again, he was the only good thing that your mums last marriage gave you, Jake was so kind and nice to you that he made all the fighting and screaming at home disappear, but when he had to leave to college you were left alone.
When you told him you needed a place in Seoul to stay it didn’t take much time for him to suggest you to come to his apartment, you were a bit off at first since he shares it with three other men, and you were a bit shy with strangers, especially of the opposite gender.
But after a couple minutes you decided it was the best option you had, and now two months later here you are, at your brother’s doorstep waiting for him to open. 
But for your surprise it was someone else who opened it “Heey you must be y/n, Jake is in the shower, he told me to show you around” the tall man said to you in a very excited tone, you decide to go inside and follow him as he said, “You can leave your bags in Sunghoon’s bed, he is out of the country for work so you can stay in his room until he gets back” he said with a big smile, after leaving your things you go with him to the kitchen where you find a very wet and half naked Jake who just got out of the shower.
You were not gonna lie, he was fine, he fas very much fine, the thought of having an affair with your step brother wasn’t something new, he was always so good to you that he became the center of your wet dreams for a while, plus you technically were not related so it wasn’t that bad. But you knew he saw you as a little sister, even though he was just a year older than you he always acted like a big bro and showed no interest in doing anything sexually related with you.
But keeping in mind that the last time he saw your face you were 15, his thoughts may have changed a bit seeing how beautiful you looked right now all grown up with your extremely long black hair, your cute round glasses and that tiny mini skirt you were wearing, thinking of how easy it must be slipping his hands under it and explore you fully. But then again you were his sister, so he had to excuse himself quickly before you realized the huge boner he was hiding under that towel.
You were left speechless, what did just happen, why did he leave like that without even saying hi and most important why tf was he looking at you that way.
You look at the boy next to you perplexed at what just happened, he awkwardly smiles at you “i- umm..dinner?” you quickly nod your head and you both start making some pasta.
While the water is boiling you decide to go and take a shower since you still haven’t had time to wash yourself after the flight and you know….tourist class…
The boy who you later found out he was named Jungwon tells you to use the bathroom next to that sunghoon guy’s room since there are spare towels there.
While you are showering you start hearing voices but you just guess that jungwon and jake must be talking in the livingroom and they are speaking too loud, you stop the water and just when you are ready to get out someone walks in, someone walks in and you start hearing noises, a belt, clothes falling into the ground, you stay still….you don’t know what to do, if they know you are in the shower why would they come inside without even knocking??
“i’m so tired of love songs tired of love son..” he starts singing “just wanna go home wan…” he starts the water without noticing you
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tired-biscuit · 1 month
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Biscccyyyyy pls tell me about your Bakugou wet dream 👀
for some reason he was my sister’s boyfriend (WHY THOUGH???? SHE ALREADY HAS A HUSBAND, TF!) and he was so mean, i’m not gonna lie. :(
i didn’t like him so i ignored him most of the time and he didn’t like that! and he kept getting worse because it bothered him so much! at some point he grabbed me by the back of my sweater and yanked me backwards just to be like “just you wait until everyone leaves” because we were all in my family home and i just remember the feeling of this dread overcoming me but like at the same time arousal cos he was really hot and it was so weird, lmaooo……..
we did fuck, but like the whole thing was very rough and dubcon-ish cos the entire point was that he was my sister’s boyfriend and i felt so bad; i even felt guilty when i woke up even though my sister doesn’t have a clue who bakugou is fisjdjdjfh
ALSO ALSO ALSO, he was older!!!!!!!!! like nearing his 40s cos my sister is like 36 AHHHHHHH
i’m so mad, like why do i have to be “the other woman” in my own dreams
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absolutebl · 1 year
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Oh! My Sunshine Night
Binge watch.
Okay so I am hopped up on cold meds and jet lagged and I decided to try to watch this soapy mess because why tf not?
Ep 1
Oh no, it’s good. Like: this is a good opening. And I do love OhmFluke, but you know who I really love? Noh (orig. Nitiman). Gah.
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For the first time in a long while two boys in a BL make for actually believable brothers. Whacha know?
Fluke’s hair is AWFUL.
And suddenly the whole thing goes v odd. I’m not sure if that’s the captions, or if the show itself is trying to be existential. What an odd meet cute and what strange dialogue.
I’m so confused.
It’s like it’s trying to be both BL and transcendental poetry.
I like spunky Fluke tho.
Linguistic corner: these two are using chan/nai for I/you - v formal.
Poor Noh, they always make him play sports when it’s clear he just... doesn’t.
How much do I love the whipping boy side couple?
SO MUCH!!!!
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Ep 2
Is the thing with the apples just to make Fluke cry?
I like the conflicted poor little rich kids family dynamic.
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But there’s a lot of establishing scenes, it’s moving pretty slowly.
Sorry this one isn’t whipping me into a verbal frenzy. I’d drink, but not on top of cold meds. You know those warnings on med labels? They’re for me. I’m the one that shouldn’t operate machinery, not even a computer.
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Wait. What? Why didn’t we get to SEE this bit?
Ep 3
So this is about classical music and no one is actually playing and no one is singing, so I’m absolutely fine with it.
The fencers with the unrequited crushes are boring to me. But there is a kind of Midsummer Night’s Dream aspect to these relationship dynamics.
GAH! The apple collecting thing was so cute and so romantic.
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Not a lot of BL tropes so far in this show, but I like it’s brand of sappy.
I love how utterly incapable of flirting Kim is.
The opening the car door thing did, in fact, make me hoot with laughter.
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Fluke’s pretty darn good at being a bossy bitch and Ohm does exasperation well. Honestly, I’m liking this show a lot more than I thought I would.
Oh yay! We  get to see Rain sleeping in his boys room. Lovely. I do enjoy whipping boy trope, v kinky.
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*sits back and smiles in dominant smug*
I ALSO love the little brat in-crush with Rugby Rain. It’s all very delish.
It’s thanksgiving all over again, I’m all about the side dishes.
Okay, the end of this episode was so confusing. Are they play acting a couple break up for the girl? Are they actually arguing? What are they arguing about? Were they dating? What happened? What’d I miss? Why the dramatic soap opera music? Why the overacting?
What is going on?
Ep 4
Oh I forgot about the fencers.
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And finally a BL trope, crash into me. (At least it wasn’t a pratfall kiss.)
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Oh I do like a gay fencer sword pun.
Very nice. 
Also, a shower scene already? Are these two the PokeTongue’s of this show?
Who let Star Hunter in the house?
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Rain + Sun and the insults was great. Very funny. These two are kinda of alike, actually. Fun fun. I like these characters.
Bounce bounce.
Why didn’t anyone tell me this was such a goofy show?
I’m getting a tiny bleed of Japanese slapstick absurdist leaking in and I’m not mad about it. The weird apples and arbitrary mood swings should have tipped me off.
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This show has almost a panto play going on.
Rain IDing his brother’s bf and being like, welcome to the fam, I leave him in you care was such a Dom move.
Oh, baby is a floppy drunk! Finally some BL tropes are dropping. And another crash into me. And a wet towel sponge bath. Tropes coming thick & fast now (speaking of thick & fast.... wait, no, bad cold meds, don’t go there)...
Okay, we are back in familiar territory. I thought this one was going to be original. Silly me! This is BL!
Not sure if I am disappointed or not.
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Ep 5
Bathroom drama.
Fencing sword boys drama. Why so mean? Honestly, if I were Kim I’d be out too.
Ooo Rain with the consent, even if it’s just a hook up. Also... boys. Bunk beds? Everyone is gonna know. Like EVERYONE.
This show is going places I really did not expect.
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Oh! It was all a fake out. *pout*
Okay baby boy, you get down with those fantasies. I’m with you. He hot.
What’s with Sun and the magical Ikea box?
Also, they’ve know each other since childhood trope? Really?
*whines” I don’t want to add another one to that trope list.
Ep 6
I like the plot of butler dad kinda finding out his son is involved with the heir. Good dramatic twisting. Also, evil homophobic jerk nozzle, turns out.
I remain engaged.
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Did the stretching part make me grin?
Yes t did. Boys rolling around on mats together never fails to please.
There are a lot of faen fatals and fatales. Like this show is lousy with them. I see why everyone called it a soap opera.
I am so happy that there is no singing I don’t even mind that no one can play an instrument in that whole band (orchestra).
Honestly, the band leader (conductor) looks like First’s (of JaFirst) older brother. It’s wigging me out. 
Ep 7
Look, I admit, I am not even half way through and I am flagging a bit. This is a long arse show.
Speaking of arses...
Another shower scene?
(Anyone else notice that it’s always the same shower? No? Just me. Can’t be helped. Unforgotten Night has made me overly concerned with Thai pluming in BL ... not a euphemism.) 
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Boy this series has a supper voyeuristic lens. Not that I’m complaining, never that.
(Bops over to see if the director is gay.... MDL = no info on subject. Well, okay then.)
Returns to shower scene, arses, pluming, and supposition.
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Oh! Wound tending!
Ooo, rejected fencing cutie makes move on Sun! Kim is not pleased. you snooze you loose, big boy.
Coils within coils, this is such a soap. I love it. Did I mention I was raised on bread, water & East Enders?
Okay maybe not raised.
Definitely watched too much of it tho.
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Oooo, that was a very Light On Me moment.
PAUSE TO REFUEL
Okay I have consumed Korean soft tofu stew and more loopy-making cold meds, and will work on a pomegranate while I continue to watch.
Ep 8
Mostly worked on the pomegranate.
Meds took effect.
Stuff happened int he show but I forgot to make notes. Pomegranate distraction.
Oddly, I’m missing the swordsmen.
Ep 9
Oh, hair drying. Cute. I kinda have come around to this trope over the years I’ve had it shoved in my face... erm... flopped on my head.
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MORE SHOWER
Oh! My Showering Night more like it.
I declare this BL official winner of this trope. 
Meanwhile beach frolic. AND a woods frolic.
Ep 10
Finally I’m half way through!
Oooo we have a magic heart rebooting BOOP! to go with the magic apples.
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Oooo more shower scene, this time with added bonus sexitimes. Also neck kisses! My favorite.
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I’m sorry but I just keep imagining what if we had gotten to this level with Nitman?
Oh, what could have been.
Nice kisses! But also no sex on the beach boys, no one enjoys that.
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Meanwhile, the fencers can’t figure their shit out, because they keep fighting with the wrong swords.
And our main couple is being quite tame with a shoulder lean, side hug, water watching triple trope strike on the beach.
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Okay weird dream helicopter thing.
Look, Mean Rich Paw, I’d kick him out of the house for wearing that outfit alone.
No other reasons needed.
Disown the fucker.
Band shirt/vest/thingy, no inheritance for you!
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Man the fashion this year in BL has been brutal.
Ep 11
I don’t know If I can finish this tonight.
Invited up to the Sun’s room is he? (occasional flashes of DeanPharm).
Okay, wait, the premise of Sun’s illness is SO STRANGE. He has to eat apples and stay away from his parents to save his heart?
What the hell is going on?
The whipping boy always has to run, identity separation is part of the trope. Because his identity is too tied to the spoiled prince, he has to try to make it on his own to realize he can’t.
I like the twist of butler dad encouraging him to leave, tho. (Usually whipping boy is abandoned or an orphan.)
Ep 12
OMG who eats shrimp when they are allergic to shellfish? for fuck’s sake.
Another white towel sponge bath? I take back what I said about lack of tropes.
I do love the tug and cuddle my human bolster pillow. It’s very sleepy entitled.
I am v bored by the parents buying the estate plot-line. I can’t decide if doctor lady is running a con or father and son are running a reverse con on her?
OOOO DRAMA!!!
The parents have died! Rain is missing! The doctor lady is indeed evil! Ohm has to act!
Oh fuck me not the amnesia trope.
I HATE THAT TROPE.
Okay, I gotta go to bed. I really tried. Had this been a normal length Thai BL I would have made it. But the rise of the amnesia trope did me in.
Tomorrow~
Ep 13 
I am glad Dad Butler is evil enough to recognize Dr. lady is also Evil. And we have a textbook soap opera definition hostile takeover. The evils go up against each other. 
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We are in true Heirs level soap opera territory now. 
Someone is definitely going to be kidnapped soon. 
Ep 14 
This is my surprised face, the man allergic to shellfish, who still eats shrimp, goes wandering off into the forest with no survival skills when he has a brain injury. 
Fantastic. 
A time-lapse 3 months. 
Finally, the attack of the amnesia trope! 
I am so unhappy about this.
Ep 15 
We are moving into Bold & Beautiful level soap. 
The guys in the woods are still looking for Rain, still wearing exactly the same clothes that they’ve been wearing for 3 months. 
Apple boy, still eating apples and still talking to completely whacked out mother. I hate her. While Kim turns into a forgetful depressed rich recluse in the mountains. Now I understand why people got frustrated with this show. 
I feel like I read this as a really bad 70s romance novel, or maybe it’s meant to be like a Jane Eyre remake? 
Anyway, finally, our boys are reunited, but of course, amnesia trope. We hates it precious. All the friends have arrived. Or to be more precise all the incestuous faen fatals have arrived. 
Ep 16
After 3 months, one would have hoped the fencing boys had figured out their shit. I guess not. More evil fashion. 
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I just can’t even. At least they took it off him fast. Wish it had gotten ripped in the process. 
Fencing boys now figuring everything out in the best way possible. 
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This show keep surprising me with how high heat it is. 
Ep 17 
Magical, candy-colored comets. I just can’t with this show. Also… new crumbs. 
The refractory period on these rebound couples is as fast as the show is slow. Some weird monogamy mathematical principle must be in play. 
And it’s finally revealed that they are childhood sweethearts. 
OhmFluke do give good kiss. Fluke dose submission v well. 
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In fact * waves hands airily about* good kisses all around. Well done cast! 
Also, and I am only admitting this to you people, but I totally have a fetish for CMNM and we NEVER get to see it, so thank you for this one, OMSN. 
Ep 18 
Good sex, bad plot. 
That’s my ultimate review of this show. (Which makes this kinda a runner up to KP to be honest) 
Look, I get that BL has rules that must be obeyed: 
boys must damsel off into the woods alone. 
boys must talk to their not-quite boyfriend while said bf is asleep, but he is never actually asleep. 
not one drop of rain is ever allowed to touch your boyfriend’s head because DOOM AWAITS 
Clear? OK. No I don’t understand why these rules exist either. I don’t make them, the BL gods do. 
Anyway OMSN is all over rule #1. 
Anyway, back to this damn show. Attempted kidnapping, and Kim has to save his boyfriend with a bow & arrow plus some arbitrary somersaulting in, what is this now? The Hunger Games BL? 
*ooo, wait a moment - KOREA make that happen! - where was i?* 
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 
THIS SHOW IS TOTALLY ON CRACK IN A WAY THAT, FRANKLY, EVEN YYY COULDN’T EMULATE. 
Look, my dumb new dictation software made that into all caps and I’m leaving it because it’s entirely appropriate.
Meanwhile, you can not do a close-up of a gun if it doesn’t have a trigger. I understand there are weird regulations in place but just do a further away shot OK? 
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Oh look, it’s ABL’s Angels. 
Want to start a detective agency, pretty boys? I’ll be your voice in the box. You can have all the shower scenes you want. We could invite MaxTul? I’m sure they’d be game. (Frankly Manner of Death had a more cohesive plot than this.) 
We basically end on a pastiche of troops that the show didn’t manage to hit earlier: boys on bridges, a forehead kiss, back hugs, put a robe on him, and... 
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How do I sum this up? 
I am left with mostly a profound feeling of confusion. Where did Dad Butler go? And yet I am also curiously satisfied. I mean, all the sex scenes were good. I don’t know how to rate this. Less annoying than LITA, not as boring as it could’ve been? Except that I was really quick on the fast forward button and skipped a ton of establishing shots. This was probably agony to get through if you watched it week-by-week, but it’s OK as a high-speed binge. 
What the hell?
7/10
Quick Pitch: 
Kim, a tsundere musician meets Sun, a sunshine transfer student with a weak heart. Also there’s a hot older brother + their household servant, and a couple of fencers for good measure. Initially this pretends to be a normal university BL, then it slips on wet tiles and falls right on trough multiple shower scenes into ludicrous soap opera territory leaving one with a sensation rather like trying to hold onto soap in a communal shower. Ultimately, everyone seems pretty happy they bent over, but no one actually got clean. 
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Or should I say soap dishes? 
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junglyric · 7 months
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It’s 7:26am. I’ve been up since 3am, because I had the WETTEST dream I’ve had in a while. I literally had to take my dog on a walk to clear my head…details(aka TMIIIIII) below the cut 😖
This is written in stream of consciousness. Sorry if it doesn’t make sense, but this is how the dream went. None of it makes sense really .
I fell asleep watching 3racha fancams so my mind just put some shit together. Changbin is my ult in skz and he had something to prove. The dream storyline is that he caught me watching Han fancams so it was the whole “no one can fuck you like me” trope. One of my fave tbh.
He left no hole UN FUCKED. He started by spitting in my mouth (i dont even like this irl?????) and stuffing it full of cock, saying filthy shit like “I BET JISUNGS PATHETIC LITTLE COCK COULDNT FILL YOU THIS GOOD, HUH?” “WHAT? CANT SPEAK? TOO MUCH COCK?” UGHHHHH I BET I WAS MOANING IN MY SLEEP
(I had my hair slicked back last night so i think that’s why my brain did this) He grabbed the hell out my ponytail and I used his thighs to steady myself while I met his thrusts. I regained control and he fell victim to my mouth hehe (I’m a throat goat irl so i know i could bag him fr confirmed not clickbait) so he didn’t have anything else slick to say. Just moans and whimpers. He cums in my mouth yada yada. The crazy part of the dream starts after this point.
He FUCKING GROUP VIDEO CALLS CHAN AND JISUNG SO THEY CAN SEE WHATS ABOUT TO HAPPEN NEXT. HE CARRIES ME WITH ONE ARM TO THE BED. ONE FUCKIING ARM. HEPUSHES MY HEAD INTO A PILLOW, AND GRABS ANOTHER ONE TO SUPPORT MY HIPS BC EVEN THO HES A DOM HES STILL BIG BABY BINNIE. But anyways he tells me to spread my cheeks and he spits in my ass so he can rub his thumb over my hole. He turns the camera so Jisung and Chan can see how absolutely soaked I am. I’m already disheveled and fucked out and he hasn’t really gotten started. THEN CHANGBIN FUCKING TELLS JISUNG ABOUT THE FANCAMS I WAS WATCHING AND TOLD HIM I THINK HES CUTE BUT NO ONE WILL MAKE ME AS WET AS CHANGBIN DOES ALKFDSLKJFLASJLDSJL so of course I’m moaning and whimpering bc just fuck me already like??? Even dream me is a brat so I said that. “Just fuck me already big boy. Stop messing around and just show them how you fuck me. I bet Channie would’ve made me cum already…” Jisung and Chan have their cocks out at this point. Changbin’s neck veins are popping out and he relentlessly spanks me. Like full on punishment spanks. He props the phone up on the dresser so he can really get in there. HE SLIDES IN WITH NO PREP BC IM SO SHAMEFULLY WET AT THISPOINT KSALDLFKAJDSLKDASJ Hes fucking me so hard you can literally hear his balls slapping me. Omg. Hé flips me over so he’s sitting, and I’m in his lap with my back to his chest, all spread out for the camera. “look at me while i ruin you baby” he’s speaking so softly like he’s not full on punching my cervix with his coke can cock??? He puts me in a headlock while he uses his other hand to pinch and pull at my clit. Just full on overstimulating me. I’ve never squirted in real life but he goes “bet you can’t do this Chan hyung” and angles his hips for a few perfect thrusts, and pulls out while I’m literally screaming and gushing ): Some of it gets on the camera and i swear i hear Jisung moan ): After I cum again he grabs lube out of the nightstand (where tf did it come from??) and squirts it directly into my ass and stuffs it immediately while he keeps rubbing my clit. He then took it TEW FAR by putting three fingers in my hole while he fucks my ass. After he cums in my ass, He tells the boys this next part is for his eyes only and winks as he hangs up. He manhandles me onto my back and tongue fucks me until I black out (this has happened to me irl before so my brain has a reference for overstim)) and he gently cleans and moisturizes me while I’m out. As i come to, he peppers me with kisses and praise to bring me out of sub space safely.
The You ever woke up grinding your hips mindlessly? Yeah well it happened to me for the first time in YEARS. I feel like I’m 16 again with a crush on my neighbor. My poor pillow ): I’m so glad I can remember my dreams now. Shoutout to my SSRIs i guess??
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guccifrog · 29 days
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tell me when u can i need to know
I'll tell u now bae 🙏💋
basically I was in physics class and we had an oral exam (not what u think dirty minded mfs🙅‍♀️💦) the mf teacher was picking random numbers he picked 3 people (they were in the same friend group as the blonde mf) and he literally asked them same
questions but then he called my bsf's number (let's call her em) and she has like really bad social anxiety miss girl was literally shaking and he asked her the same questions but the dumb blonde little bitch was like "errrm teach u shouldn't ask her the same questions as the others she probably looked for the answers already 🤓☝"
AND HE GAVe EM HARDER QUESTIONS she couldnt answer any of them and literally started tearing up so when the teacher got out of the class for a few minutes em went to the blondie and literally asked her so politely "hey why did u tell the teacher that he should change the questions when it was my turn"
and when I tell u the whole mf group jumped at her and started screaming so I had to defend my pookie cuz she's my ride or die tf and one of blondie's side hoes was like "ITS NONE OF UR BUSINESS ☝🤓"
me and a girl roasted her ass and her ego got so hurt that mf pushed me so hard i bruised my arm so I had to throw hands anyways teach almost suspended us but fuck it we bawwllllll I made blondie cry tho cuz I mentioned her bald spots and that she used to have wet dreams bout our French teacher back in middle school so I think it's a win 😕☝
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fazbear-security · 5 months
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((First things first: Was this movie a cinematic masterpiece? No. It's a PG-13 thriller movie made for kids. BUT it was funny, actually pretty outright gruesome for a kids movie, and brought the characters we all love to life in a way that really just feels magical.
Now....onward to the screaming!))
The Jim Henson Creature Shop hit it out of the park with these guys and I will take no arguments.
5'5" SAD-WET-CAT MIKE WHO HAS TROUBLE HOLDING DOWN A JOB LET'S GOOOO FOR VALIDATION!!!
Abby is adorable. I love her, and she deserves the world.
As a sibling myself, I think that Abby and Mike's portrayed sibling relationship was perfect.
The character-themed stained glass windows in the restaurant were actually really cute and if I had the Adult Money and a place to put them I'd buy something like that.
I know the whole thing with Aunt Jane is meant to make you hate her (and it really does that well), but with two lawyers in my own family I know how intense law school can be and couldn't help but laugh during the scenes in the dinner bc that poor attorney was having the mother of all moral crisis in that booth.
The fact that the ghost kids can harm Mike in his dreams and actually harm him IRL without needing to put the animatronics in the same room really shows off how powerful they actually are.
Vanessa why tf did you just throw Mike's pills into the canal? That's not proper disposal of controlled substances you should know this did you sleep through your training?!
Between tossing the pills and spending most of her shift time at a broken-down restaurant with a loser security guard I honestly thought Vanessa would turn out to be a fake cop at the end.
I thought the fort scene was cute. Don't @ me it was cute af they're dead kids but they're still kids and they look like they're all Abby's age or younger let them be kids damnit!!
I also thought that all the memes about Balloon Boy were a joke but my god does that little gremlin get you when you least expect it.
I don't get why people (re: other fans mostly on TikTok) seemed surprised by the twist that Vanessa was Afton's daughter. I thought that had been a fairly mainstream theory for a while?
William actually looked a little remorseful when he stabbed Vanessa....not, like, in a "what have I done?!" kind of way but more like "aw shit, now I'm gonna have to find a new accomplice" kind of way.
The springlock scene may not have been that popular fan-made audio, but....god damn, my guys, it was gruesome. I loved it. Yeah! Yeah, you sick bastard! Die slowly! Get a taste of your own medicine!!
That poor taxi driver really went through it, huh?
Bless my best friend for coming with me tonight. She's not into FNAF, and I'm not gonna get her into the deep lore anytime soon, but she had fun regardless!
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monstermaster13 · 1 year
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Aykroyd Addiction Dan Aykroyd TF ~~~ I've gathered quite a reputation online as being the guy who does celebrity morphs, no it's not specifically a fetish…it's just one of my favorites and i've been judged harshly for it, it's really not that weird when you think of it and believe me I have seen much worse. Obsession is a weird thing, sometimes when you think you have all the obsessions you could possibly get when all of a sudden a new obsession decides to possess you, i've got many favorite actors and sometimes that actor is a major obsession that I can't stop being addicted to. I have so many…my addiction is one that doesn't need to be cured, and why would I want to cure it? I am who I am, you don't need to exorcise this demon…I am already possessed. You may have been seeing a lot of Aykroyd as of recent and you're probably wondering…'What's with the Aykroyds?' Well, you see…I didn't choose to become obsessed with Dan Aykroyd, Aykroyd chose me…he chose me via dreams and psychic visions. And besides we know this is pretty much the origin of the Aykroyd-verse. Yes, there is a shared universe for Dan Aykroyd characters. I'm a Dan Aykroyd fan which is a very rare breed, we're odd and unique creations…but we don't multiply if you get us wet (we multiply anyway), we don't explode when exposed to bright lights and we don't turn into utter chaotic monsters if you feed us after midnight, but we can ask people if they want to see something really scary.
Do you want to see something really scary? Come on now, it will be fun…just let me explain. Basically i've been weird all my life and have been aware of it, being weird is NOT a sin against nature and it's not something to shun others for either….weird is great, who doesn't love weird? I love weird. I always believed there were creatures lurking in the dark and under my bed, and little did I know how right I was…I befriended those creatures though. I always can related to the monster in monster stories, mainly because I used to be viewed as one…a total freak according to most people in the Daloli-verse but i'm not a total freak though, well I am it's just I don't mind it and embrace it. You're probably wondering how Aykroyd chose me…well it's kind of funny, basically one night while I was meditating I had a weird dream about being possessed by him and before I knew it…I transformed into him. And that's when I woke up and discovered I had become him. It had become real. That's transformation for ya, and yet I wondered why. How and why did Aykroyd choose to possess me? Well it's a lot more complicated than just what I described earlier.
The process of turning into someone else always has fascinated me, mainly because I get to show of a side of myself I rarely get to show at least not that often, a side that is different than how I normally am. The process of transformation is fascinating, basically the entire process of turning into another form both mentally and physically and the alterations in general…and oh my, I realize that sounded Aykroyd-like already. On the night I first underwent this transformation, this was one of the traits I was taking on. I was listening to my darksynth/horror playlist and singing along to Killing Moon by Echo and the Bunnymen. 'Under the blue moon I saw you. So soon you'll take me. Up in your arms, too late to beg you or cancel it. Though I know it must be the killing time, unwillingly mine.' As I was singing however, I was thinking about the dream I had…I couldn't help it, part of me was afraid but part of me also liked it and wanted it…but why? Why would I want to be Dan Aykroyd? Don't get me wrong I love him…it's just, wow…why? Maybe this was prophetic or something, maybe Aykroyd was my twin and I identified with him…maybe that was it. Being possessed by him did seem oddly entrancing and fun, maybe I would get to learn something from it.
"Connor, buddy…could you come here for a second?"
"Yes…master."
"I had this strange dream about Dan Aykroyd, I think I may have gotten it from Eukie."
Connor had this look that was worried but he could tell I needed him, he used his powers to try and get inside my mind…as I sighed and explained what was going on. I was worried even more than usual, how could I actually like the idea of becoming Dan Aykroyd? Could it have been the result of hanging out with Eukie? Had another Aykroyd fan somehow done this to me? I sighed and went back to my computer for a little bit. But as I did, I couldn't help but think of that dream…which in turn started to affect what I was doing, as I was watching Celtic Pride and taking screencaps I swear I could have heard Aykroyd's voice coming from the screen. 'Hey there Nathan, thinking about me I see.' 'Huh? Dan…but how?' 'It's simple…I have been using my powers to communicate with you via dreams and visions. I have been monitoring them and it seems as clear as crystal heads that you like the idea of becoming me.' I blushed, thinking about such things made me feel like I should be ashamed of it. But was I really right to be ashamed of liking Dan Aykroyd or even liking the idea of being him? It was these specific thoughts that were making me question my own sanity, but yet I identified with Aykroyd…so was it mutual? Was I really into the idea of being Aykroyd? All of this was intriguing to me. 'What is it?' 'I actually want this to happen but i'm kind of nervous.' 'Why?' There was that adorkable Aykroyd smile that always made me feel better and like I could relate to whatever character he was playing.
'It's just, Dan…I feel terrible about this.' 'Why? Because it's odd…part of me thinks that it would be weird to be you and the other wants it to happen.' 'Well..which part do you agree with more?' 'I don't know'. I blushed, I didn't know how to respond and I was conflicted…I had to think about what it meant to me. If this was my old self speaking as in me in my Drmusic2-1 days my old self would have said me 'Ick, me…become Dan Aykroyd, that vodka selling, ghost-obsessed dork? No thanks' but my current self would be like 'Hmmm….dare I risk it? Dare I decide to transform into this goofy yet adorable Canadian?'
I couldn't help but think of those dreams and that one dream, being possessed by Dan Aykroyd sounded like fun and who wouldn't want him to take over their body? Originally I hesitated, thinking that Dan wouldn't like my idea but that's when I caught that look in his eye and that signature wide smile. 'So…you like it then?' 'Oh yes, I would be more than happy to make that happen.' 'I don't know Dan, I'm a little nervous and unsure about this.' 'It will be fun, i'll help you.' 'Wait…you're going to help me?' 'Yeah, i'm going to help you by possessing you.' 'I'm alright with this, go ahead.'
Dan chuckled to himself as he took on a translucent form and entered my mouth, going down my throat and possessing me in the process. Which felt odd at first but I didn't mind it, keep in mind this is the first time he ever had possessed me and I had only seen this happen to Mel so far. My stomach gurgled loudly and I began to feel sickly despite not being physically ill, i'm half-vampire…how can a vampire get sick? I clutched my stomach for a little bit as it slowly swelled and broadened, only for my arms to also broaden as my hands enlarged and hairs sprouted on the former. You know how in those werecreature transformation movies where they sometimes show the hair/fur growing all over someone's hands and they show each follicle of hair/fur gradually sprouting in to give them the appearance of having fur on their arms and hands? Well that was what was happening to me, only I wasn't likely to be sporting sharp claws anytime. At least not in this episode.
It's funny, throughout the ages I attempted to change who I was to impress others only to find the only thing I need to become is me and that is it, I am me and that is what i'm happy with being…my work isn't perfect but who said anything about being perfect? I didn't come here for a popularity contest, I didn't come here to try and make anything deep and meaningful, i'm just me and there's nothing wrong with that and being me is the best me I can be.
"How does it feel?"
"Dan…it feels odd but interestingly I like it…"
"We're only getting started."
My chest and torso slowly swelled up and broadened, as hairs spread across the top of the former and down to my navel area…I didn't know Dan was so uhhhh..furry, but there you go. My body definitely seemed like it was bit on the hefty side but not too overweight, as my skin cleared up and gained a ruddy complexion, I never had paid much attention to my skin all that much…not since I got those scars from my surgery but I was definitely looking a lot better and healthier…I gasped a little as my dark blue spider shirt tightened but luckily it didn't rip as it remained on my body but grew to fight my new build before turning black, feeling my arms for a little bit I was wondering if my legs would undergo the same change and they did broaden a little but didn't have that much hair on them as opposed to my arms, now my arm follicles weren't exactly werecreature length and I didn't have Tom Jones, Alec Baldwin or Simon Cowell-esque chest hair but I had a good amount of it.
I chuckled a little and then felt my rear as it plumped up, it wasn't exactly womanly but it was quite plump and floofy which made me squeeze it a little bit. Hey what do you know I have Dan Aykroyd's Big Fat Ass! That's not just a callback to an episode I did a couple of months ago but also a nod to an SNL podcast. The SNL podcast known as Saturday Night Jive has reviewed a few Dan Aykroyd movies and sometimes they call it Dan Aykroyd's Big Fat Ass because apart from how funny it is to see them make jabs at Dan Aykroyd's 'dad-bod' that he gained in recent years, but it's just fun in general.
Anyway, having a rear like Dan's own one made me chuckle a few times…all of me seemed a bit heavier to be honest, without needing a scale I could say I weighed around 250lbs as my shoulders broadened and so did my back, okay that may have hurt a little but i'm used to it. My skin aged itself up a bit until it looked like I was in my 60's, specifically 67. I didn't mind it though as this was just part of the process…I slowly shot up in height from 5'7 to 6'1…you know it's odd, back when I was an actor in the local production company I was always viewed as the 'shortest' cast member despite not being any shorter than the other cast members. But now I was actually taller than I normally was. I've always been a theater geek, and i've always had a love of the theater…I definitely can thank Andrew Lloyd Webber for that. If it wasn't for those stories of Joseph's amazing dreamcoat of many colors or of those cats that do what Jellicle cats can I wouldn't have gotten into performing. Of course I myself am too meek and shy to go up on stage and sing my heart out, that's one of my major flaws right next to sometimes not being a very good listener when it comes to matters of the heart, sometimes my mind says things my heart disagrees with. And that can lead to really ugly things like for example fall-outs with friends. And sometimes I just have the worst luck, and sometimes I keep getting dragged into messes that I didn't even want to be involved in to begin with. A whole lot of complications get in the way ya know, a whole lot of complications including a deceased father. Even though my father often would get mad at me and yelled at a specifically bombastic volume that would make Brian Blessed sound quiet by comparison and made jokes only he himself laughed at, I still loved him…he was family after all.
Sometimes you really need to get to the route of the complication and fix it manually in order to truly patch things up, putting on your proverbial mechanic's overalls is merely the first step in a very long process of fixing something that has been broken. And oh my…did I just have an Aykroyd moment? I'm not even done transforming and I am still having Aykroyd moments. I examined my legs for a little and then my feet, my feet grew a bit in size as two of the toes on both stuck together a bit, making them appear to be webbed…just one of Aykroyd's unique traits. Not every guy has webbed toes.
I sighed in contentment….somehow to me this was naturally, the process of transforming in general always fascinated me and to become someone who was already similar to me was extremely fascinating in general, I never realized just how similar I was to Aykroyd up until now, but now I definitely see it…it's like looking in a mirror, albeit a mirror from another realm/dimension in which the reflection is that of Aykroyd but still a mirror nonetheless and that definitely reflects on me. I see myself as Aykroyd and it's beyond interesting, it's fascinating…and who's to say that transdimensional mirrors don't exist in our universe, maybe they do and maybe we can investigate their properties and find out more for ourselves, it is a very plausible possibility. And…oh my, another Aykroydism. My hair slowly shortened a little but became wavier, darkening in the process, now my hair usually is quite long but it's straight and not in my eyes, and it doesn't make me look like Iggy Pop or Russell Brand, not that I have anything against those two I love Iggy and my opinions of Russell have changed from what they used to be but it was a common thing for my enemies to make fun of my appearance. I blinked a little, I just had a little something in my eye.
Speaking of those eyes…both eyes widened but I noticed there was a difference. That difference being one of my eyes remained brown while the other turned green, yep…those are Aykroyd's eyes alright. Heterochromia is an interesting alteration where one eye color is a different color than the other one, like for example one eye is brown and one is brown. So excuse me…for forgetting, you see…I have forgotten if one of Dan's eyes is green or if it's blue, but the thing is…what I really mean, is that his are the sweetest eyes i've ever seen.
"Woah…this is really interesting, you have so many interesting traits."
"Aaaw thank you, i'm blessed with uniqueness. Everyone is special in their own way but there's no one like me."
"It's true, you are inimitable."
You know I was originally hesitant to do this but now that I see how similar I was to Dan, now I see that it makes sense. Not everything needs to make sense of course, sometimes it's best never to question these things, attempting to add logic to something that isn't supposed to make even the smallest bit of sense makes things go completely out of whack and all sorts of chaos to ensue. Sometimes it doesn't need to be explained, sometimes it's best to just relax and enjoy what is going on and to appreciate things for what they are, shunning others for being different isn't good…weird isn't terrible, it's fun. I mean my man Dan is weird but he is allowed to be since it's all part of his adorable charm.
My nose itched, an itchy nose is completely normal so this was nothing to worry about - as it enlarged and a small cleft appeared down the middle of it, giving me a nose that resembled his. My lips became a bit more kissable as my forehead enlarged and my eyebrows thickened, my face slowly growing rounder as my jawline altered. I could see that my features still were like mine but also were a little like Dan's own ones, I guess that would now literally make me his twin since now I looked a lot like him, my features slowly morphed themselves into a perfect replication of his features.
I always found the face morph part of the transformation to be the best part especially regarding this kind of transformation, and you can thank the late Michael Jackson for that. You know what i'm talking about, the Black Or White video…which utilized morphing technology digitally to create some impressive morphing sequences, and the Animorphs covers are what got me into wanting to make my own morphs to begin with but my morphs didn't turn out too well..oh well, I made do with what I had.
But if you think this was where my changes ended, think again…I felt a grumbling sensation in my throat as my voice deepened and gruffened, altering a couple of times and realigning itself into a perfect replication of Dan's voice complete with the appropriate amount of Aykroydian mannerisms and traits and there I go with the Aykroydisms…if Aykroydian isn't a word, I shall make it one. My mind and personality slowly altered, my memories were altering too…making me think I had been born as Dan…that's who I was, right? I certainly think so. I thought about my life and my career. All of these memories of my career as an SNL cast member and actor and my life growing up in Ottawa, Ontario. Ah yes that's right, I'm a Canadian…I don't remember being anything else. Paranormal knowledge filled my mind as my personality altered further….traces of my normal self fading away and being replaced with those of Dan. 'Yes that's who I am, i'm Daniel Edward Aykroyd…but everyone calls me Danny'. I chuckled to myself, I gotta admit…hearing this voice come out of me made me laugh. Now I completely see why he referred to me as his twin, because I am him. I was a fool to try and change who I was to impress others, I thought…well I thought that I could organize freedom, how Canadian of me.
"You were right Dan, I am so much like you."
"See? I told ya. We're very similar."
"This has definitely been a fun experience."
"There we go pal…how do you feel?"
"Actually I really feel good and I feel glad with who and what I am."
"That's good, because remember…you're me."
'Yeah, we're one and the same."
"I have something to show you."
As if by supernatural magic, various characters that I had played materialized in the room alongside me. 'Are they all me?' 'Yes, they are. They're part of the universe known as the Aykroyd-verse.' 'The Aykroyd-verse? Go on…tell me more.' 'Those podcast guys talked about a universe based around your characters and now it is real, they're all you and they're all there to help you be the best Aykroyd you can be.' Thus the beginning of this wonderfully wacky and unusual universe known as the Aykroyd-verse commenced, it was clear that I had a gift, the gift of being me, the gift of oddness…the gift of Aykroydishness.
I felt very excited about this and I was eager to help all those characters of mine, I had been hesitant to embrace my oddness in the past but now…I fully embrace it and that is what began the Aykroyd-verse. To this day it continues to grow, with multiple different Dan Aykroyd characters - as in characters played by me walking around, interacting with each-other and all of them having a fun time just being themselves and thus brings us to the moral I have brought for you. Don't be ashamed of being weird or different, being weird or different is fun and it's good to embrace who and what you are. Strange isn't always scary, strange can be good for you.
"That's right, don't be ashamed."
"Why would anyone be ashamed of being weird? Being weird is wonderful."
"Exactly."
Remember, don't be ashamed of being weird….being weird is fun, not everything makes sense…and that's fine with me. I'm Aykroyd and I know it. If you too are an Aykroyd, clap your hands and cheer. I'm not perfect, but i'm perfect for you. And that's the story of my Aykroydian addiction, an addiction that has now earned me several new followers and of course there's always room for more.
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Ah how I wish our cats wouldn’t eat out food. Surprisingly Loki doesn’t (always) sit at my parents feet bagging for food but Thor does. Like my stepdad can’t even eat cereal in peace, Thor always ends up drinking the milk out of his bowl. At least the milk is edible. When the cats used to scratch the couch we bought anti scratch tape to put on the places they scratch and the next thing we knew he was licking it???? Like sir??? He’s weird. And kinda dumb. Sometimes he decides to tight rope walk on the loft railing and I’ll be chillin in my room when I just hear screeching from the living room and I run out to see my mom yelling at me to take my blind ass cat off the railing. He’s just vibing like he isn’t 🤏 this close to falling on his ass off the railing and onto the living room floor. He isn’t the only one who does it, Loki does it too but he usually just sits in the part where the railing for the stairs and the railing for the loft meet. Aria doesn’t which is strange bc she is the only one that can actually see properly. Ching skips????? 🥺 Loki does this little sway thing when he walks like the cats do in the aristocat movies, especially when he has a collar on and it’s the funniest thing istg. Momo being all affectionate with you is so cute omg. I wish I had cats that loved me 😭. Anytime I really pet Thor he fucking SWERVES. Even when he rubs all up in me for cuddles??? Like sir my heart can’t take these mixed signals 😭💔❤️‍🩹 reading that Momos eyes water when you went underwater made MY eyes water fr 🥺 that’s so pure. My cats won’t get to any source of water larger then their water bowl. They are traumatized from baths. Loki used to be reallly bad with baths (he once even peed in my mom but we think he actually had to go beforehand so) he used to meow and meow and meow but he’s called down since then. He’s still meows but it’s bearable. Thor on the other hand? Got worse. He’s so slinky and long and he’s like a wet rat in the tub, scurrying away from the water. He doesn’t meow (he doesn’t meow much in general tbh) but he’s still a menace. When my sister and I were washing him (washing the cats is a whole ass spectacle in my house and it takes at LEAST two people to clean the gremlins) he ducking LEAPED over my shoulder and tried to run away. The sink we were washing him in reached up to my waist but I’m still 5’7 and that’s a big jump even for a cat. My sis and I were shook for a whole ass second or two like ??? Tf did he go? Till we see his soapy ass sneaking away like swiper from Dora. He thought he was slick. Unfortunately for him he jumped right into litter so he was stuck in the bath for even LONGER. Thor may be a menace to deal with but the real problem is aria. She doesn’t keep, she ducking SCREAMS. like you would think a small child was being murdered in my house with how loud her lil baby cat screams are. I’m surprised we haven’t gotten the cops called on us. Especially since half of her screams sound like she’s yelling “nooooo” I once woke up to hearing a little “noooooooo” and a “yes aria. You are stinky. If you didn’t roll around in the dirt, we pulsing be here!” “Nooooo!” “You are too stinky!!” I Hines thought I was having some weird ass lucid dream until I woke up and saw a demonic black blob hiding up the desk. Still soaking wet. She acts if she’s in a shonen anime and the bathtub killed her whole clan or smthn istg
it's been ages bc i was busy with uni BUT YOU KNOW WHAT everytime i see a cat or a dog (i'll explain later) I REMEMBER YOU but before that can i just say..
i love thor I LOVE YOUR CAT i swear i can imagine him swerving when you try to pet him, or when he sits dangerously on the railings, or that time he leaped on your shoulder when trying to escape from bath I LOVE HIM he has a personality and i honestly love love that. idk why but every time you tell me stuff about your cats (esp with on this recent update with thor) it makes me laugh and smile! so thank you for that!!
anyway, i have a bit of lengthy update. so first off when i was jogging with my friend around the neighborhood we could hear a kitten cryinf around the of some street. the first time we heard it we looked at it and let it be thinking the house next to it might be taking care of it but after another lap the kitten is still there and he is in a pile of garbage. so when i looked at him and he saw me HIS EYES ROUNDED i swear he is the cutest thing and decided to follow me fsbdbsjs at first i was trying to make it sit still and he did... for like 2 seconds UNTIL HE DECIDED TO RUN OFF TO THE STREET AND GUESS WHAT A CAR WAS APPROACHING AND MY INSTINCTS TOOK OVER SO I RAN AFTER THE KITTEN NOT EVEN MINDING THE CAR FAST APPROACHING. out of panic thank god my friend was there so she was able to signal stop to the driver and THANK HEAVENS it dis stoo before the kitten and i got ran over by it. so after that incident the kitten decided to jog with us. he was following us everywhere. left with no choice we took him home. my friend isnt an animal lover but we had no choice but to take the kitten to their place bc i have a pregnant stray cat in my garage and 2 cats at home so i cant keep another kitten. long story short my friend fell for him 🥺
here's a pic of thomas!! the cat i risked my life for
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another story:
not quite a catto story but a funny one.
okay so i was at my friend's place for 6 damn days bc of our thesis paper anyway that is not the point lmao my friend is a dog lover hence he has dogs but his dogs stay at his parents house. but one time he brought his dog to his place where me and my other friends/thesis mates were staying. when i was playing with the dog and trying to call for his attention guess what... I MEOWED AT HIM AND THE DOG LOOKED AT ME DISAPPOINTEDLY I AM NOT KIDDING THE DOG WENT AWAY GSNSBSNS AND U KNOW WHAT I DID IT TWICE BY ACCIDENT 😭😭😭 ive been hanging out with cats that i forgot i treat every damn animals as cats
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ok so-
I woke up at like 6 am (it's 11:13 rn) and my dream was interesting to say the least
so, seonghwa is my bias (if you didn't already know) and recently hongjoong has been fucking with me + he may join Seonghwa as my bias
and when I say that I literally had a wet dream about him, I mean it
explanation/drabble under the cut :')) @vocalyunho imma tag you because you might want to see this and as I was listening to precious, I now have a desire for hongjoong to call me precious
ok have fun reading :))
ok so-
Imagine dating Seonghwa ok? And he notices the glances and the way you stare at Hongjoong. Once you get home after finishing the schedule for that day, he confronts you about it.
You get really flustered and embarrassed. You apologize but all Seonghwa asks is, if it's okay for him to join.
Mumbling out an small yes, the day ends and you go to sleep.
The next day when you woke up, Seonghwa was nowhere to be found. But you weren't surprised, you're used to their early schedules.
Shifting to reach for your phone, your hands hits something. Propping yourself on your elbows, you see the folded note, with your name on it.
The quick and slightly sloppy handwriting, is enough to tell you it's from Seonghwa.
But all it read was; 'Have fun with Hongjoong today ♡︎'
A confused expression made its way on your face as you simply shrugged it off and headed to their filming set.
Ever since you got there, Seonghwa has been avoiding you but Hongjoong however, has been all over you.
Flirty smiles, winks, checking you out, lingering touches, unexpected cheek and forehead kissed, all of that.
Not thinking much of it, you went along with it, not aware of Seonghwa lustful and dark gaze on the both of you.
Later that night, a soft knock echoed in the room. Exiting the bathroom, you open the door. The door opened to reveal Hongjoong.
He walks in, before turning around and pushing you against the door. A startled gasp leaves your lips as Hongjoong's dark eyes bore into yours.
"What're you doing?"
You eye him cautiously, before he speaks.
"I'm having my fun."
That's when it clicks.
The conversation about asking if it's okay for Hongjoong to join, the avoiding, the flirting. It was all planned.
At this point, you're glad Seonghwa caught you staring.
"Hmm, a certain someone told me that you stare at me alot sweetheart. Am I that nice to look at?"
He teases against the warm skin of your neck. His lips leave a trail of fire, wherever they kiss. Growing impatient, you tug with head up to yours, tangling your hands in his hair.
Letting out a groan, he grips your hips tightly, pulling you flush against him. He leaves specks of hickeys and spit as he maneuvers across your heated skin. Hongjoong's hands slide to the back of your thighs before hoisting you up, striding over to the bed.
He lays you down, relishing in your soft whimpers. His hasty hands, reach for your shirt, he looks at you for confirmation. With a small nod, the shirt is off and on the floor. Repeating the process with your pants, your left in barely anything.
His mouth takes its time, kissing, sucking and biting along your skin. His fingers loop into your panties, tugging them down. His hands massage the muscle of your thighs, digging his nails into the skin. Whining when Hongjoong's tongue laps over your slit.
His tongue glides up, down and around your clit. His tongue circles your hole, before pushing in. Your moans and the squelching sounds of Hongjoong playing with your cunt reverberates in the other wise quiet room.
His right hand trails to your inner thigh, sliding in a finger alongside his tongue with ease. Your slick coats his fingers, making the glide easier. Your thighs shake in his grip. His mouth leaves your cunt, licking your juices off his face. His chin glimmers with the residue of your slick.
His slender fingers, push into your wet cunt and press against your sweet spot. His cock twitches in his jeans, at how you clench around his fingers, gushing liquid.
"Look at the mess, precious. You're taking my fingers so well."
The praise courses through your veins, as more high pitched whines leave your mouth and your back arched off the bed.
"Aww you like that don't you? You like being called a good girl? Being told how good you're taking what I give you?"
His words sent your head into a spiral, unable to respond. His fingers felt even better than you imagined. Hongjoong's lips capture yours, drinking in your sounds of need. Pulling away, you manage to whisper out a sentence that made Hongjoong's head spin, quickly ridding himself of his clothes.
"Fuck me till I break."
His fingers leave you to wallow in the emptiness, before his cock head pushes past your ring of muscles. Hongjoong's head tilted back, showing off the shimmer of the sweat that coats his neck.
His paced picks up, before you can really adjust to him. His hips move quickly, leaving you in a breathless state. His grip on your hips is bruising but with his mouth tweaking your nipples, he makes up for it.
The pert bubs are flicked, sucked and bitten before his mouth moves to the skin around your breasts, leaving red violet patches. Letting out whines and moans, you tug his hair. Hongjoong moans against your chest at the stinging sensation on his scalp.
His cock drags against your velvet walls, hitting your sweet spot head on. "Fuck, you feel so good precious. So tight around me. So pretty, so good for me."
Hongjoong rambles as he moans into the damp air. He brings a hand to grope your breast while the other grips your thigh.
The way your gripping Hongjoong like a vice proves to be too much as his hips falter. Your own orgasm isn't far behind either. The way Hongjoong is groping your chest, gripping your thigh and moaning into your mouth has you crashing over the edge.
Your back arches painfully, as Hongjoong rides out your orgasm before filling you with his cum. The milky liquid is warm as he cums in short but intense spurts. He leans down and brushed the hair out of your face, leaving a soft kiss on your forehead.
"Give me a second ok, precious? I'll be right back."
He mumbles out praises, as he pulls out carefully; shushing your whines of sensitivity with soft kisses. Rushing into the bathroom, he starts a bath. While the water runs, he prances back into the bedroom. Slipping on his boxers, he lightly pulls you to the edge of the bed. He hooks an arm under your legs and lifts you up.
Making his way to the bathroom, he gently places you on the toilet seat.
Turning the water off, he guides you to the tub. Hongjoong's hands lace with yours, helping you keep steady as you seat yourself in the warm water.
Leaning against the edge, you let the water relax your sore muscles. The sound of the door swinging open, has both of your heads whipping up. Seonghwa's head turns and a soft smile graces his lips. Shutting the bedroom door with his foot, he shuffles into the bathroom, crouching next to the tub. A hand comes up and pets your head.
Your rosy cheeks redden even more and a cheeky smile replaces your pouty lips. Seonghwa breaks the silence that fell upon you.
"Why don't you join us Joong?"
The younger male, looks over at him in confusion.
"Our relationship. I know how you feel towards y/n and based off what I've been observing, she may feel the same way about you."
Seonghwa says with a teasing smile, while you bury your head in your hands. Hongjoong's cheeks glow red as his mouth opens and closes like a fish out of water.
"Is that... true y/n?"
With your head still in your hands, you nod. Your cheeks feel incredibly hot against your hands. Removing your hands from your face, you see Hongjoong and Seonghwa looking at you with a mirrored fond expression.
Both men grab one of your hands and leave a soft lingering kiss on the back of it. Your face flushes even more and you can't stop the shy grin that paints your face.
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𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘! ( 𝐒. 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐍 )
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pairing ( s ) — sarah cameron x pogue! female reader
summary — sarah teases you the point where you have to remind her who’s boss… with your friends in the next room
warnings — smut ( duh ) , graphic descriptions, fingering, semi-public sex, overstimulation, brat sarah because that’s canon stfu, cum eating ( drinking? idk what tf to say. her cum is your mouth ) & mentions of bdsm
Sarah couldn’t really blame you for snapping, considering she pushed you to your limits on purpose. But she didn’t think that you would make an excuse that excused you both to the bathroom and teach her a lesson right then and there. That was a shock to her but then again, you were a Pogue and you didn’t give a fuck about anything. One of the reasons why she loved you so much. Another reason being how good you made her feel.
The shower was turned on and the sound of the water was supposed to drown out the moans that you drew from Sarah without much effort. Key word : supposed. She was never one to stay quiet when you two were having sex and you didn’t know why you stupidly assume that now would be the time that she stayed quiet but you couldn’t be more wrong.
Legs propped up on the counter, panties pulled down to her ankles, Sarah threw her head back as she watched you devour her from your spot on the floor. Your tongue lapped up all the juices that her pussy was leaning, savoring the taste of your girlfriend. You didn’t know what you did to score such a hot girl that tasted so good, hit you were surely glad you did it. It was a dream come true to be staring into Sarah Cameron’s cunt. Truly.
Sarah whined as your tongue maneuvered its way in the best ways possible. Her cunt was throbbing for more, despite having you between her legs. She wanted more. She always did. Your beautiful baby was always so ungrateful until you put her in her place and rocked her entire world with an orgasm that sent her limping home for a well needed nap. Which is exactly what she wanted now. But you both knew what she had to do in order to get what she was craving.
And that was beg.
“Y/N!” Sarah mewled, not caring anymore that the others were in the other room and could her being slutted out just like she wanted to be. “Do more, please. I want to cum!” She moaned, grabbing your head and pushing you deeper.
You retracted your mouth for a quick second, blessing Sarah with the view of your entire face covered in jet juices. “I didn’t hear a please.” You smirked.
“I just fucking—“ Her words were cut off by a pained moan that slipped past her lips when you slapped her on her clit. She loved how much it hurt, grinding her hips to get more friction.
“Say it again.” You ordered.
“God, just make me cum already! John B was better than this!” Sarah groaned, throwing her head back as she tried to push your head back into her pussy. But you wee much stronger when than you. Especially with the new found anger that her comment sparked inside of you.
Whoever spread the false information that being on top meant you were in charge surely didn’t know about Sarah and you. Sarah was a brat, it was why she turned you on so much. It made you so wet thinking about all the things you could do to put Sarah in her place. Yet, that didn’t mean you had all the control. Sarah always got what she wanted whether it took a long time for her to please you and meet your standards or not.
You were used to her comments that were an attempt at pushing you to be rough with her by now. She always mentioned how she could find someone else to fuck her better or how your tongue was more useless than her fingers. But she never once brought up her exes. That was something that she figured was off limits because who wanted to hear about their girlfriend’s ex during sex? But now was a different story.
Sarah knew how much you didn’t like the fact that John B got to her first. It pissed you off that he got a taste of her before you did when you had liked her longer than anyone else on the island. And she knew all of that and still chose to taunt you with it. You two hadn’t had sex in two days which wasn’t really long for you, but for her it was a lifetime. So if she had to piss you off for real to you to fuck the orgasm out of her then so be it.
It’s not like she meant anything that she said. Not that you cared whether she meant it or not.
The blonde girl was taken aback when you shoved your two fingers inside of her, making her arch her back and let out a sinful moan that the Pogues outside most definitely heard. The mixture of your fingers pumping in and out at a rough pace and your tongue lapping up her juices was enough to make Sarah cum right then and there, leaving your face soaked with the juices that squirted all over you when she came. That was new… but still hot.
You didn’t stop there though. Sarah wanted to be a brat and get punished, so that was exactly what you were going to give her. She didn’t think the comment she made about John B pissed you off that much but when you didn’t stop fucking her with her fingers and lapping up everything she was giving you, she knew that you weren’t playing around.
Embarrassingly loud moans were forced out of her mouth as you kept shoving your fingers inside of her. Your nose was still brushing up against her clit too, joining the pleasure being brought by your tongue invading her lips. She didn’t know how she was going to love this down when she was around the others but you didn’t care. Your only mission was to put her in her rightful place, which you were succeeding at.
“I’m going to cum again!” Sarah groaned, covering her face with her arm. She was embarrassed that she became such a mess at your command but it wasn’t like she could help it. You try and keep your composure when you’re being fucked into oblivion!
“Good. Give me everything you got.” You muttered, your woods sending vibrations up her core.
“It hurts so good Y/N! Oh my god!” She cried out.
You smirked at how much she was affected by your fingers and mouth, pulling back while you still fingered her. Even curling your fingers a bit to fuck with her even more and make her moan loudly again. “I cant wait to tie you up later and fuck you with everything I have.” You told her.
“I can’t wait either- fuck, I’m cumming!” She gasped, grabbing your head and shoving you back into her pussy as she came all over your face again.
You gladly sucked on her clit as if it was a piece of candy, which it really was to you since she tasted so sweet. She started shaking as you fucked her through her second orgasm, slowing your fingers down a bit as she came down from the blissful high she was experiencing in the bathroom of her ex boyfriend’s house with all of your friends in the next room.
And speaking of your friends. It seemed like they had enough of her constant moaning and whining when you heard a rapid set of bangs on the bathroom door.
“Hey Sarah! Can you cum a little quieter next time? We can’t hear the damn tv with you screaming!” Kiara shouted, a chorus of laughter coming from the boys and you while Sarah just blushed and buried her face in her hands.
You chuckled as you pressed a gentle kiss to her sensitive clit, making her buck her lips up towards you. But as tempting as it was to keep on fucking her until the day was over, you pulled back and let her rest. Plus, she was already serving fatigued and embarrassed from cumming so loudly when her friends could hear her. But her embarrassment wasn’t something you cared about.
It’s what a brat like your beautiful girlfriend deserved.
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noctumbra · 3 years
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❝mutual❞: part two
summary ─ bucky didn’t mean to sneak into your apartment, but that was exactly what he did.
pairing ─ neighbor!bucky barnes x reader [thor odinson x reader]
warnings ─ smut, +18, voyeurism at its damn best, bucky is being a little bit stalker, masturbation, oral sex, riding, sex with heels on, ejaculating on someone’s face, dirty talk, 
a/n ─ i know i’m supposed to be writing those 8′s but this one has been in the works for a while now, i had the idea i mean. i have been re-reading some the things i wrote for kinktober and came across to this one and went,,,, “why tf not”. as a result, you have this now :D there might be a part three, have couple things in mind for that one too but haven’t written anything yet. anyway, hope you like it! please leave a comment if you do! <333
p.s.: THIS STORY MIGHT INCLUDE DARK THEMES. please read it with caution.
read mutual here
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Bucky didn’t mean to sneak in, but that was exactly what he did.
It was late in the evening. You were out with your friends; you weren’t going to be home for at least another two hours, Bucky knew that by heart by now. After you came home from work and got ready for your night out hastily, you left your window ─yes, that window─ open and Bucky had been watching your curtains move gently for some time now. He wanted to know more about you, wanted to know a bit more personal things; your open window was calling to him softly.
Bucky didn’t mean to sneak into your apartment, but that was exactly what he did.
He looked around after slipping under the half-open window. He had seen your bedroom multiple times when you left your curtains open. The walls were a soft peachy color with posters of various bands on it. Your bed was right in front of the window; it was a classic one with gold colored metal headboard, a queen sized bed placed onto it and covered it with simple, white bedding. You had a lot of pillows, Bucky noticed, and a couple of stuffed animals adorning your dresser. He smiled.
Feet padding in the room quietly, Bucky walked inside of the apartment. Your living room was nicely decorated and had cozy vibes. Also white living room set had matched with light wood kitchen table and chair set; a soft, cream colored carpet was stroking Bucky’s sock-clad feet. You also had very thick knitted blanket on your largest couch. Bucky could so easily imagine you sitting on that couch, under that warm and soft looking blanket and dozing on and off while watching a movie.
Maybe he would be in the picture one day. Maybe he would be there to play with your hair, have you cuddle against him while both of you were under the blanket.
“One day,” he whispered to himself as he made his way towards the room with a closed door. He opened it slowly. It was mostly a library, but you must have been using it as an office, too. You had two huge bookshelves that were embedded into the both sides of the wall and a large desk in between with a very nice reading armchair. You had several plants in the room, too, and that made Bucky smile one more time.
As he made his way back to your bedroom, Bucky heard a soft ‘meow’ and realized that there was an orange, chunky cat.
“Oh,” he chuckled, surprised. “Hello there, sweetie.” Kneeling, Bucky extended his hand to the cat to smell it and then scratched her chin. The cat let out a playful ‘mrr’ sound and rolled onto her back, showing her belly to Bucky, asking him to rub it. Laughing happily, Bucky rubbed her belly, sometimes giving a couple scratches to under her chin and between her ears. “You’re one beautiful and cute fat cat,” he murmured lovingly. The cat mrr-ed at him, making him chuckle once again.
He petted her for a couple more minutes, getting the cat purr and meow at him. Then, he stood where he was crouched down and made his way back to your bedroom. Bucky lay on your bed. It was soft and your duvet was thick; it felt like someone was hugging him. He hummed, satisfied. Just as he was imagining how it would be laying on this bed with you, naked, he heard the key jiggling and door opening with a force. Bucky quickly got off the bed and, knowing that he couldn’t make it on time, he hid into your closet.
You marched in with a huge blond on tow.
Your coat was off, and you were taking off your dress as the guy devoured you with his lips. He was also shedding his own clothes; ditching his jacket on the ground, taking his shirt off when you pulled back for a brief oxygen break… Then, it was your fingers reaching for his belt, pulling it off and letting it fall on the ground with a loud ‘thunk’.
“You’re magnificent, my God,” the guy rumbled with a hoarse voice. Bucky watched you shudder and looking up at him with lust swimming in your eyes. The guy grabbed you by your waist and threw you on the bed, causing you to gasp and bounce on the soft duvet a couple times. Bucky’s breathing was getting quicker as he watched you.
“Oh, fuck, Thor─” You moaned, but Thor cut it off by planting his lips onto yours. His hips were cradled by your beautiful legs, he rolled them against you. You whimpered into his mouth.
Bucky exhaled through his nose, refusing to press his palm against his bulge for some friction and maybe some relief. Seeing you naked except your heels right in front of him, onto the bed he was just laying on, and hearing your moans up close… Bucky was in a dream where you were torturing him so sweetly.
“You’re so beautiful,” Thor whispered. “Mm, you can get louder, can you not?” He rolled his hips against your wet core and you moaned loudly, just like wanted you to. Thor smirked while Bucky whimpered, feeling his cock throb. “Yes, you can,” he mumbled and kissed the valley between your breasts.
Taking a deep breath, Bucky closed his eyes for a second. The situation he was in was bad enough; he really did not need a boner to go with it, but he could see the tent his bulge was creating in his sweats. He cursed himself, as silent as he could be, and opened his eyes.
The scene before him almost made him moan loudly.
Thor was on his by the edge of your bed; his blond hair covered head was buried between your legs and Bucky could tell by the way you fucking scream and moan that he was going to town on your pussy.
Oh, how much Bucky wished to be this Thor guy…
“Oh! Thor! Thor, fuck─” You threw your head back and fisted the sheets. Your eyes were closed and your face was covered with this blissful look. Bucky swallowed a whine. Hearing Thor slurping, his eyes moved to him. Thor pulled back to play with you with his fingers, giving Bucky a sight of your dripping core.
“Fuck,” Bucky whispered to himself and pulled his sweats down to his thighs. He didn’t want to think about the consequences if he were to caught, but he was so having this little thing for himself and his selfish wishes.
You choked on a moan when Thor slipped two of his thick fingers into your wet pussy. “You’re so wet, little one,” he rumbled a groan out. “So tight, too. I can tell that you’re going to feel amazing, bouncing on my cock.”
“Yes! I want that!” You whimpered. Thor’s thick fingers were moving inside of you smoothly, stimulating your already wet core even more. “Please, fuck, Thor, please!” Thor shushed you sweetly by rubbing your thighs and peppering kisses on the available skin in front of him. He took his jeans off.
He wasn’t wearing anything underneath.
“Oh, shit,” Bucky gasped silently as he saw Thor’s cock. He heard a similar sound coming from you, too.
Thor was hung like a fucking horse. He was long and thick, and holy shit, he was mouthwatering.
“Holy shit,” you breathed. Biting your lip as you whimper, you widened the stance of your legs; your eyes focused on Thor’s cock. Thor chuckled darkly. He located his pants and pulled his wallet out, fishing a condom from it.
“You want to ride it, little one? Or you want me to take over?” Thor asked sweetly. Bucky knew that he was about to fuck your brains out of the open window. You whined as you tried to decide. Both options sounded great and it was hard to decide; Bucky knew the feeling.
“Ride you,” you breathed. “Headboard, please.” Thor smiled and leaned in to steal a kiss. You gave him that, preening under the feeling of his huge body covering yours.
Then, Thor rolled over and leaned against the metal headboard like you requested. You quickly climbed on his lap, settling on his groin. Both of you moaned when your bare sexes touched each other while Bucky squeezed the base of his cock to stop himself from coming before the real show started. You rose to your knees, grabbed Thor’s cock and lined it up.
“Shit,” Bucky breathed. He never wanted to be someone else as badly as he wanted at that moment. “Fuck.” His hands were trembling as he held his own cock and balls, squeezing them as tight as he could; almost mimicking how you might feel around him.
You slowly sank down on the huge cock that was splitting you open. Thor groaned deep in his chest while you whimpered. You were going slow, being careful, and Bucky was losing his damn mind as his eyes focused on the way of Thor’s cock getting swallowed by your wet pussy.
“Oh, fuck, Thor, you feel so good,” you moaned. Thor just hummed. His large hands were holding your hips; sometimes they would move down to your thighs or sometimes they would squeeze your breasts. Right now, there were on your hips and holding you tight and close to him as you panted through the feeling of his cock inside of you.
Bucky moved his hand on his member, feeling the veins bulging and tender flesh throbbing in his palm. The sight he had a chance to see was so perfect, Bucky knew that no can kind porn could compete with it.
After a minute of cooling down and adjusting on your part, you started to move. Whenever your wet pussy moved onto Thor’s thick cock, a wet sound echoed in the room. Your already sweat-slicked skin was also making an obscene sound; driving you insane and encouraging you to ride Thor faster.  
“You’re so good,” Thor groaned. “Taking me so well, mmm.” One of his hands found your breast and he squeezed the soft flesh. His fingers were playing with your nipple when you felt him thrusting up like he just couldn’t hold himself back.
“Yeah,” you moaned when he thrusted up again. “Yeah, yeah, do it!” Gripping the headboard tightly, you felt Thor bending his knees and placing his hand on your breast back on your hips. You bounced up and down for a couple more times before Thor took over.
Every single of his thrusts were lighting up some place in your body, making you see starts and fireworks in front of your eyes and causing your thighs to tremble. His cock head was repeatedly hitting or grazing over your sweet spot. The only way you were able to thank him was to scream his name while he played your body like an instrument.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck─” Bucky whispered to himself as his hand flied over his cock, jacking it in a light speed. He could see how Thor drove his cock into you with every thrust, could hear the sounds your wet pussy always let out, and fuck him, you sounded so fucking good. Letting out a ragged breath, Bucky slowed down. As much as he’d love to jack himself fast and reach his orgasm quickly, it made too much noise.
“Mmhhm, Thor, there!” Your whimper cut through the haze of Bucky’s mind, pulling him back to the scene before him. Your screams and moans and whimper got louder as Thor himself started to grunt more and more. Bucky could see them getting close to their own edge; their sweat-slicked bodies were glowing under the soft light of the street, their breaths were coming out harsher and their movements have become desperate.
For a while, it was only harsh breaths and skin slapping skin sounds mixing each other; moans and grunts were echoing in the room, Bucky thought he could taste the sex in the air if he tried.
“Where do you want me to come, little one?” Thor asked you, his voice was rough, a roar under it made you shiver. “Hm? On your face? On your ass? In your cunt?”
“Oh, shit,” whispered Bucky as he felt his balls tighten and his cock jerk wildly in his palm.
Whimpering, you held onto the headboard tighter. “On my face. Mm, please, come on my face,” you moaned. Thor grunted. His thrusts picked the pace like it was fucking possible and soon, you were gasping your release. Bucky gasped, too, cursing himself at the same time, he came on his hand. Your bliss covered face had imprinted on his mind now, and he knew he would be pulling that look out whenever he was going to jerk off.
Growling, Thor threw you off of him and laid you on your back, almost ripping the condom off his cock. His large hand flied over the hard flesh. Bucky could see how red the man’s neck and chest were, how the veins on his arms were bulging and how his cock was jerking in his hand; almost purple with how close he was to his orgasm.
You spread your legs, arching your back; you opened your moaned and stuck your tongue out, practically begging him to come on your face. Thor roared, and his cock started to spurt thick, white roped right onto your face.
Bucky watched his come land on your eyelashes, your lips and some in your mouth. Bucky whined very silently. His spent cock was twitching weakly, knowing that if it could, it would get hard again at the sight of your face covered in come, but he wasn’t young anymore.
“That’s a good little girl,” Thor rasped. His thumb collecting the come on your face, he pushed them into your mouth. You closed your mouth around his thumb when he did it, sucking it clean and humming appreciatively through it. “Fuck, little one, you’re so amazing,” Thor whispered. You laughed breathily. Bucky could see you shying away now that the scene was over.
“Glad you like it,” you murmured, wrapping your legs around his waist tightly. Thor smiled. His hands were quick to place themselves onto your thighs, he pulled you closer to his chest.
“Can we shower together?” He asked. “I have to go back after that, but I would love to reunite for something like this again.” You hummed as you grabbed onto his shoulders.
“Sure, bathroom is there,” you said, pointing the door right next to where Bucky was hiding. “Also, yeah, please. I would love to reunite some time, too.” Thor smiled toothily at you and got off the bed with you in his arms, wrapped around his huge body like a koala.
“Alright,” Thor said and walked into the bathroom. “You start the water, I’ll be right back.” Agreeing silently, Bucky heard you starting the water and taking off your heels, having heard the soft clinking sound they made when you threw them on the tiled floor. Thor walked into his sight again. He was gloriously naked, and it seemed like he didn’t care about the open window or the curtain. Bucky’s steel blue eyes watched him grabbing his phone and tapping onto it, only to leave it on the bedside drawer. Before he stepped into the bathroom, he stood in front of your closet, where Bucky was hiding still.
“Hope you enjoy the show, mate,” Thor said to Bucky and winked, smiling yet again. Freezing on his spot, Bucky vaguely heard him joining you in the bathroom; the door was closed silently behind him. His heart in his mouth, Bucky quietly got out of your closet, wiping his hand on his sweats, he quickly jumped back in his apartment.
Thor knew he was there, watching them.
Thor knew he was there.
“God, fuck me,” Bucky whispered.
Fuck him for finding it hot and getting turned on by that.
Fuck him for wanting you to be his, wanting you to be to get you to moan, whimper and scream the way Thor did.
Oh, fuck him for knowing that he was going to make you his sooner or later.
He was going to make you his and his only, and the day he was going to that was right around the corner.
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angelicimagines · 3 years
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(Any Mod) Kazuichi, Miu, and Kiibo with a Reader who is terrible with machines and trying to learn with their BF/GF? Not the "they touch something, they break it" way, but the "what's... what's a RAM? And why is my phone lagging because of it?" way?
Hello there Anon. As someone who knows jackshit about machines, I can confidently say I don't know what RAM is and why it makes electronics lag. This request was fun to write, thanks for requesting. –Mod Shuichi
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Kazuichi Souda, Miu Iruma, Kiibo with a mechanically incompetent S/O.
Kazuichi Souda🔧
🔧 He is very touched that you're trying to learn more about machinery for him. 🔧 He immediately drags you to his workshop and sets up a teaching lesson right away. You right now: Why we going so fucking fast! 🔧 You were having a hard time keeping up with whatever the fuck he was saying, so this should be fun. 🔧 After he was done explaining, he thought it would be fun if both of you worked on a little project together! God save you. 🔧 Since you didn't know what you were doing (and you didn't want to make a fool of yourself) you asked if he could guide your hands to build your part of the mini-project. 🔧 Think of that one scene in Ghost with the pottery but with mechanics this time. You bet your ass he agreed instantaneously. 🔧 As he helped you work, he gave you a run down of the process. It's like your personalized YouTube tutorial, who is also cuddling into your shoulder. 🔧 You had to stop him from falling asleep multiple times. He can't help it, you're comfy and he's happy and he just–ahfsbsdfhdkahs. 🔧 You began to get the gist of things later on in the project and you were ecstatic when Kaz told you it was almost done (and correctly at that). 🔧 Well, it would be completed correctly if you knew how to place the final piece. There's literally no room where tf does it go?! 🔧 You resorted to your toddler brain and began trying to fit the piece into any hole and crevice you could find. 🔧 Kazuichi was barely holding in his laughter. You were resisting the urge to smack him. 🔧 Eventually he did stop laughing and completed the piece by himself. You were convinced magic was at work because where did he even fit the damm piece?! 🔧 You were about to question his strategy when you felt something nudging your chest. It was the invention you two had created together, shaped like a heart with your initials in it. 🔧 He wanted to commemorate this moment, and what better way to do that than with a handmade reminder of all the effort you were willing to put into your relationship <3
Miu Iruma💡
💡 Pleasantly surprised when you mention that you want to learn machinery and stuff. Also very excited. 💡 "Don't worry babe, with the Ultimate Inventor by your side, you're sure to know everything about machines in now time!" (inser Miu laugh here). 💡 She takes you to her lab and starts info-dumping. Your brain is doing the windows error sounds throughout basically her whole explanation. 💡 To get a more hands on experience, she decides that she's gonna whip out an invention and have you watch while she explains the process and what each part does. 💡 She gives you her own personal commentary on the invention and tries to dumb down the terms so you can understand. 💡 As to what she was actually building, some things are better left unknown. 💡 When she was done, she had you try to recreate the process to a smaller scale, to show that you at least understood the basics. 💡 You were doing surprisingly well, until the machine in the invention required some updates. Yeah you were no help there. 💡 "Why'd ya stop babe, did your mind wander to perverse thoughts about my hot bod? Where those your true intentions behind this teaching session huh, to fulfill your wet dreams?" 💡 You had to tell her that no, you weren't horny, you just didn't know what you were doing. She accepted that as an okay excuse for now and proceeded to explain what you had to do. 💡 "Ok so, basically what you want to do it press this button right here and type in some words and then the fucko should be ready to fuck." 💡 Ignoring the weird phrasing of the order, you followed through expecting some sort of error but that didn't happen. Oh would you look at that you did it! 💡 You know what this means…free Miu Iruma affection! 💡 And that's how you found yourself cuddling Miu while she congratulated you about your work and "how fucking hot you looked doing it babe". Anyone who hears it out of context is traumatized. 💡 If you listen close enough, you can hear her thanking you for putting in the effort to learn more about her interests <3
Kiibo🤖
🤖 The only reason he hasn't proposed to you is because he doesn't have a ring. 🤖 You're wasting your time and effort to learn more about machinery for him, he might cry (or do whatever it is he does instead of crying). 🤖 Would gladly offer himself as a practice piece but he still wants to function by the end of it so he asks Miu to make a mini-robot to start off. 🤖 It's very basic stuff, some switches and lights here and other mumbo jumbo. 🤖 Yeah, he lost you there because what the actual fuck are you looking at. 🤖 You pretend you understand the words that are coming out of his mouth because he might as well be speaking a completely different language. 🤖 After all of that, he asks you some questions about what he just explained. You actually managed to get some stuff right, so that's an improvement. 🤖 He congratulates you on the things you got right and encourages you to try again, this time with more research and what not. 🤖 One time, while he was out doing something, the robot thing started beeping and the lights started flickering. 🤖 Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no. If there was a time to panic, it was now. There was surely a bomb inside of that thing and you were going to die. 🤖 Curse the complicated terminology of robotics! Oh what would Kiibo do? Why did you agree to this in the first place?! 🤖 While you were in the middle of your internal panic, Kiibo arrived and was utterly confused at whatever the fuck was happening. 🤖 He had to explain that no, the beeping and the lights was not a bomb, the robot was just running out of batteries and needed to recharge. 🤖 Oh, well that makes more sense. You laughed at your own panic and gave him a hug and a kiss, both as a welcome back sign and as thanks for putting up with your lack of knowledge. 🤖 He laughs with you and kisses you back. For someone who's supposedly not good with machines, you sure know how to navigate him pretty well <3
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husbono · 2 years
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Your tag about Seb accidentally getting Charles pregnant?! Please share more of your thoughts!! 😍
sometimes you're just minding your own business watching seb with a lush backdrop of trees video calling charles who kinda looks like he's in a cupboard. and for some reason, the fact that they're obviously at such different points in their lives makes your brain go: ha, imagine if charles had a baby. wait - imagine if charles had seb's baby. very! logical! steps!
also these aren't very happy thoughts. except like... the part where charles gets pregnant. that’s pretty fun. but then it goes a lil downhill from there. 
charles and seb were just fucking around. they had v clear rules. rule one: we're just fucking around. and that's it! so when charles starts feeling a little off and finally gets the news it is a shock. a finger numbing, heart-racing, world-tilting shock.
idt charles would keep it a secret from seb. he'd be freaking the tf out and he'd need to talk to someone. obv there's pierre but then he'd also have to tell him that he's been fucking his teammate for a few months (months? really?). and it's just. that's too much right now. even if seb wasn't half the reason that this happened, and it'd been someone else, he still might go to seb. the realisation of that makes him feel a little odd.
so charles tells seb and seb does not pass out which is a win but he sits down very, very slowly and he is suddenly so still. charles has never seen him so still. he wants to pinch him. he wants to hit him for other reasons. why isn't he saying anything? and then seb seems to slowly reanimate and he looks up at him and charles isn't sure he has any nail left on his thumb as he's been chewing it the entire time he was waiting for seb to say something. seb reaches out and pulls his hand away from his mouth and holds it between both his hands and says, "okay. okay, it's okay. we'll figure this out."
"my mother is going to kill me," charles says, voice already wet.
seb shakes his head, tugs charles down so they're sitting next to each other. "no," he says, "she's going to kill me."
charles actually feels a little better after that.
and god i just want it to be soooo messy and painful tbh. sorry. i mean even just figuring out whether they were going to go through with it. then the mountain of stuff they’ve got to work through after that: the huge, sudden u-turn in charles’s lifestyle which is probably what sparked this in my brain. he’s got all these trips booked and all these dreams which did not involve a baby and his teammate and. charles had to make a gym in his kitchen there was so little room in his flat. where's a baby going to fit? charles can only cook chicken and pasta. that’ll do for a while but he’s pretty sure baby’s need more.
is seb going to propose to him and whisk him away to switzerland to play house? "i don't want to marry you. i do not want to be a farmer," charles says to seb which sounds logical in his exhausted mind and seb at least doesn't look offended. he also doesn't propose to him so charles thinks the message gets across. how long can they keep it a secret? they’re not even together. charles has to tell pierre. unfortunately, most importantly in charles’s head, how long can he race for? can he even carry on racing??? in one of charles’s truly horrifying nightmares, seb turns up at his first race for aston martin with a baby with fluffy brown hair and huge, huge blue eyes strapped to his chest. if i wanted it to be extra painful, which i do, charles would have take an indefinite time out of racing and he would not cope well. :( :) seb would blame himself :( :) charles would be terribly hard on himself :( :)
and in between that all they keep falling back into the weird little intimacy they’ve built despite the fact that seb is firmly trying to stop that from happening. which, tbh, bit late hun. should’ve thought of that before you fucked charles over the arm of a sofa for a bit of fun! but he’s still being caring and gentle and trying to hide the fact he’s also freaking out about his entire life changing (because charles does not need that) by just consuming as much knowledge as he can by listening to pregnancy books and watching youtube videos whereas charles truly doesn’t want to know anything until it happens. which makes the month he’s desperately horny all the time v surprising and also a big problem for seb’s plan of keeping their hands to themselves. seb does not keep his hands to himself, surprisingly. he is quietly in a little bit in awe of how well charles is handling it, actually. he thought charles would be grouchy and demanding (which he understandably was at the start. it was so, so unbearably tense for a long time). but charles has started being achingly sweet with seb. always pulling seb’s hand over to touch his tummy. looks up at seb when there’s a kick with big, surprised eyes like this isn’t the 3rd time it’s happened that day. seb hears him murmuring to himself all the time, tapping his belly. 
and i have run out of steam so i will just quickly say that ofc there are feelings but they just simmer along but they wouldn’t get together until after baby is born. seb temporarily moves in, specifically to stop a whisking-away-to-switzerland nightmare for charles, and is still trying to build the heaps of stuff charles has bought which still won’t fit into his flat no matter how much charles thinks just moving his desk from one side of the room to the other will do. and that’s all i’ve got for now!
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2-cute-4-school · 4 years
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Mark
babysitting the dreamies is part of his daily job so he thinks ‘how hard can it be to take care of you for a few hours pffft’
he’s never regretted underestimating you so bad in his entire life ◑.◑
you’re not just a nightmare
you’re THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE
he was so embarrassed when he had to gently drag you out of the dentist’s office while you were crying cuz
“mY TOOTH!! mark, i lost my tooth, what am i gonna do?!?! i should have put a leash on it, i knew it!!!! now it’s gone and it’s all my fault!!!!” (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
*ugly sobbing* *mark awkwardly patting your back while pulling you away from the scrutinizing glares of a few karens in the waiting room*
“mark. i didn’t even get to name it!!!”
poor bby cheetah mark is SO lost
“baby, hey, don’t cry! we’ll uh…. i’ll get you a new one!” ヾ(゚Д゚;ヾ)
you look up with your glassy eyes and your right cheek chubbier than your left from the cotton lodged where your tooth used to be, your bottom lip trembling oh so cutely 
and mark just…stops functioning for a moment because
‘HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO CUTE BUT SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS AT THE SAME TIME IT’S NOT FAIR !!??!?!?’
“ rweally? would you really do that for me, markie?” (◞‸◟;)
“ASFKSFRDACGCS YES LOML ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING JUST SAY THE WORD AND I’LL BRING THE MOON TO YOUR FEET YOU PRECIOUS LIL BABY” ⊂(♡⌂♡)⊃
 and he still insists he’s not 120% whipped for you can you believe it
he ends up piggybacking you all the way back home because your giggles were just too cute for him to resist so he can’t even get tired with how happy he is to witness you so carefree and joyful
and his heart just melts when you leave a huuuge kith with the loudest *MWAH* ever on his cheek and you nuzzle your nose in the crook of his neck that’s like the fatal combination of cute acts ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)
in conclusion : this man just adores you with every bit of his heart :((((
Renjun
probably asked kun to pick you both up from the dentist 
you’re just too much for him smh
you’re cute and all but renjun is a tired uncle
so you’re both in the backseat with kun as your driver and it’s silent
renjun just knows something is wrong there’s no way you’re so calm 
but you’re just staring at him like ◎_◎
“uh..babe, you alright?”
silence and then *GASP*
renjun just knows he’s about to facepalm himself into another dimension when you grip his cheeks in both hands
“you’re a fAIRY!!!!!!!” (*゚ロ゚)
*sigh* *muffled words* “y/n let’s calm down and just-”
he doesn’t get another word out before you shove his face in your lap and literally raise his shirt up to the nape of his neck
damn beach you know what you want huh go off
“where are they???!!?!?! where are you hiding them you impostor??!!!?”
and then you start slapping his back
“ow ow OW, Y/N WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? STOP !!”
“YOUR WINGS!!! WHERE ARE YOUR FRICKIN’ WINGS ?!?!?” (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)
renjun is this 👌 close to knocking you out for good with a karate chop
so he just pushes you off and straps you to your seat with a second safety belt as he huffs under his breath
“i can’t guarantee you’ll live to see next week” (⊙_◎)
kun watching in the rear mirror like (͡°͜ʖ͡°)
“you know what? i’d really eat some chicken wings right now!! jun, let’s go get chicken wings!!!” ⊂((・▽・))⊃
he’s surprised you even remember his name
but you eventually exhaust yourself and pass out in the backseat of the car so renjun and kun drag you to bed 
and renjun just tucks you in like the soft loving boyfriend that he is
and he just stares at you fondly and smooches you all over your face cuz
“how tf can you be so cute, you lil overexcited evil? you’re like the cutest thing in the world and it just!!!not!!!fair!!!!!” (♡ ‸ ♡ )
so even though he complains about you a lot, he’d sell his kidney just to see his lil cute bub happy i’m so soft :((((
Lee Jeno
“let’s go to the playground!!”
“y/n, no, let’s go home and put some ice on that cheek”
“but baaaabe i wanna go one the swing” ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )
“then we’ll have to ice both cheeks”
“what did ya say???!!?!”
so jeno’s headache only worsened once you both arrived home with no prior stop to the playground
and as much as he loves you he also wants to bang his head against a wall and end his suffering yay o((*^▽^*))o
“just stay still for a second please, i’m really trying to tie this thing properly around your head”
you’re just so restless and jeno is just so done
“does it hurt?”
“ywes, my heart hurts because my own boyfriend doesn’t love me!!!”
“y/n, we already had this conversation, now just-”
“i just wanted a swing!!!” *bursts into tears* *jeno sighs half of his soul out* ଽ (৺ੋ ௦ ৺ੋ )৴
so jeno sits down beside you and pulls you into his lap gently, rocking you back and forth in an attempt to soothe your sobs jeno best boyfriend no cap
“there there, baby, we can’t go out-” *sobs intensify* “BUT i promise i’ll get you a swing right here if you let me take care of you first”
you leech yourself onto jeno’s sleeve and wipe your tears on his shirt but he doesn’t seem to mind the wet patch left on the material as he watches you with that soft look of his (´-ω-`)
so you let him patch you up after his reassurance and after he just pats your head affectionately and motions for you to stand up
and this man just flexes his arms and nudges you to latch on
that’s how jeno ends up with a squealing you as you swing back and forth with your fingers gripping his arm ╰(✧∇✧╰)
Lee Haechan
you want to pretty him up
because “since my left cheek looks like it’s stuffed with a tennis ball, i can’t carry the visuals in this relationship for a while, so i need to hand the responsibility over to you”
“who even said you’re the one carrying the visuals” ℃ↂ_ↂ
“oh honey you’re only now realizing?”
(╬☉д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ
he blames the anesthesia for your severe accusations
but the only way to shut you up is give in to your wishes
so that’s how he found himself seated down on the carpet of your home with your legs draped over his and your totally professional make up applied over his face
“i look like a clown”
“not even make up can cover your true identity, hyuck”
deep breaths, donghyuck, in and out, take it easy (◎ω◎*)
“any preferences for the nail polish color?”
“to match my soul”
“so hot pink” o(≧∇≦o)
*poker face* “you know i could obliviate you if i wanted to clown you”
*pout that hurts hyuck’s lil heart* “but you wouldn’t do that to your hurting baby, would you” *blinks rapidly with puppy eyes*
“you bet i would” (no he wouldn’t you’re just too cute and he loves you too much) *totally not whipped (♥ω♥*)*
painting his nails is the hugest struggle in your entire life
“WHY TF ARE THEY SO SHORT, ARE THEY TAKING AFTER YOU”
on second thought, mercy is no longer available for you
“hyuck, you should tape your fingers so you won’t bite your nails like a preschooler anymore”
“i’ll tape your mouth shut, that’s what i’ll tape” *_*
“hUH???!?!!?”  (*゚ロ゚)
Na Jaemin
“okay jisung is an easy task compared to you right now”
even though this man is used to being the mom of the group
he’s still most likely in disbelief watching his otherwise angel flap around like a headless chicken 
but you’re even cutter with your swollen cheek so he forgives you (︶▽︶)
“hey, jaem, did you know i’m closely related to snails??”
“entertain me” (∩_∩)
“they can sleep for years at once. that’s like my main talent.”
“it would be great for me if you’d put this talent of yours to work now”
jaemin ends up sprawled over the couch and watching dramas like a tired mom of 3 hyperactive children with you curled up at his side playing games on his phone
*hiccup*
jaemin’s brain before he even registered the sound : something’s wrong
“y/n baby?” (。•́︿•̀。)
*hiccup* *sniffle* *hiccup* 
jaemin’s overprotective instincts kicked in ಠ╭╮ಠ
he knocks the phone out of the way and swings your legs over his lap to cradle you against his chest and hush you with the gentlest coos while rubbing your back up and down softly
“what happened, my love? does it hurt? tell nana what’s wrong and he’ll get rid in a second of what dared hurt his precious baby” just imagine this man this would be like the peak of my life  🥺
so in between your boyfriend’s comforting whispers and your harsh breaths of air you managed to let out a few words
“e-elephants, nana”
he already knows the biggest facepalm is coming his way -_-
“tHEy CAn’T jUmP, tHE poOR ELephANTs”
(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻
he just sighs and continues rocking you in his arms until you doze off, slumped on his chest, your head cushioned by his shoulder
he softly shakes his head at you and lays a butterfly kiss on your forehead
“i would make elephants jump just for you, my cute big baby” ♡♡(→ε←*)
Zhong Chenle
he halfway panics at the way you act
you’re usually the one who takes care of him so your childish act that surfaced because of the anesthesia took him by surprise
“dude they brainwashed y/n” (ノ`□´)ノ
once you start babbling to him about the end of the rainbow and the elf that awaits there with a pot full of golden coins he knew you lost it
calls renjun
“hyung i’m sorry for saying you’re batshit crazy with your conspiracies, but aliens kidnapped y/n”
*muffled voices on the other side*
“NO, I’M NOT DRUNK!! they brainwashed y/n or even worse… returned a cheap copy of them”
renjun probably just tells him to put you to sleep and advises chenle to do the same with himself -_-
so chenle just approaches you very carefully, his voice barely above a whisper
“hey, babe, aren’t you tired?”
“actually no, how about a walk in the park???”
“idk y/n, it doesn’t seem like the best idea”
“PLEASE”  🥺
“THIS IS THE BEST IDEA OF THE YEAR BABY!!!11!!”
this man is royally whipped for you so he takes you to the nearest park and keeps a careful watch on you as you bend down to pet every dog that passes by ⊂((・▽・))⊃
while he would do anything for you, he’s very panicky about your safety so he has to hold your hand the entire time and you’re not allowed to leave his side for even a second overprotective boyfriend check
mid walk you take a break on a bench and you lean your head on cheble’s shoulder before muttering sleepily
“lele, i’m tired, imma take a nap”
“are you serious rn” (ಠ_ಠ)
but you’re already a goner and chenle is left fuming by himself
despite his annoyance he still adjusts you so he can piggyback you home and hums songs softly every time you stir (灬♥ω♥灬)
you’ll have to baby him an entire week to pay him back
Park Jisung
this boy is actually quite pleased
because for once he can take care of you and not the other way around without any complaints coming from you
so you both end up curled into each other under a blanket while watching the Frozen movies :((((((((
and for once he ends up watching you more than he watches the movie because you’re so cute reciting all of Olaf’s lines ꒰˘̩̩̩⌣˘̩̩̩๑꒱
but the fun can only last for so long
and when your mouth starts feeling ‘funny’ jisung’s mind goes haywire
“sung, i’m gonna die”
panic panic PANIC (シ;゚Д゚)シ
“they poisoned you didn’t they??? i knew it!! i knew dentists are evil, how am i gonna explain i let crazy doctors perform dark magic on you???!!?!?” no offense to dentists y’all are life savers
so you have at least 2 ice packs and a bag of frozen peas clutched against your cheek and you swear you’re about to die from frostbite rather than the weird feeling coming from your teeth 
and then jisung wraps you in a mountain of blankets cuz ‘we can’t have you catching a cold now too’ as if sweating your ass off is gonna fight off the numbing cold on your face  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but babie is confused a tad lot bit scared for both his and your life
and you’re kinda very dazed so comforting him isn’t really in your agenda
he probably worries within an inch of his life ヾ( ๑´д`๑)ツ
too afraid to let you fall asleep just in case
so every time you doz off sweet cutie jisung just kithes you (๑°꒵°๑)・*♡
and you wake up just to kiss back your cute boyfriend
and he just chuckles and blows raspberries on your neck man jisung would be such a cute whipped boyfriend
but he ends up asleep next to you with his face buried in your hair and arms tightly wrapped around you cocooning you close to himself ah i’m getting soft again ♡(㋭ ਊ ㋲)♡
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shhhlikeme · 4 years
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hello!! i really loved your hq writing and i think they were pretty spot on! do u mind writing abt a reader who’s basically a first year version of kiyoko (like everyone is attracted to her) and all the first years are just into her but come to find out she’s been dating yamaguchi all this time ? jealous yams maybe? sorry if it’s too specific🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Yamaguchi Tadashi x Really Sexy Yoga Instructor S/O
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A/N: Thank you so much anon! You’re speaking my language with this request😍
It sounds a lot like the first ever request I got here, so this can be seen as a part two, or read as a stand alone. I hope you like it!!!
Not NSFW, but please only read if you’re over 18 y/o.
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Yams, your beloved boyfriend of a few months will be the first to admit that he made a mistake volunteering you to help his volleyball team
About a month ago, Coach Ukai felt as though the team was way too pent up and ordered his players to indulge in some calming activities on one of the no-practice days with the goal of making the team less irritable
The coach found that Yoga would be a great solution
Coach Ukai had read that the benefits of Yoga include but are not limited to: increased flexibility, increased muscle strength and tone, improved respiration, more energy and vitality, maintenance of a balanced metabolism, improved athletic performance, protection from injury, overall relaxation and stress relief.
Ukai thought that yoga was a no-brainer because if Karasuno was going to win the National tournament, then they had to adopt unconventional means in order to get an edge on the competition
Unfortunately, Takeda, the volleyball club’s advisor, couldn’t exactly find the budget to get the entire team signed up for weekly yoga sessions at the big studio downtown
Aw man :(
But fear not! smh
Your boyfriend to the team’s rescue! Great 😑
Thank goodness for your sweet baby 👍🏾 not
He’s just too caring for his own good isn’t he? You wish he’d stop
Because he..... well, lucky for Karasuno, your boyfriend Yamaguchi happily suggested that the team goes to the Karasuno High School’s Yoga Club sessions at the local community centre. The community centre hosts great swim, cooking, and even archery lessons! It would be perfect because it would be within budget and the 7am yoga sessions were always empty, because not many people knew about them.
“How do you know they’re legit? I don’t want my players getting hurt because some kids think it’s fun to twist n’ contort their bodies —“ Inquired coach Ukai. The entire team turned to Tadashi, awaiting his response.
Your annoying sweet man explained that all of the Yoga club members are certified by Japanese Health Standards and they are well-versed in their instructing, it was kind of the point of the club. He was sure the club would love the volleyball team’s company
Your boyfriends’ coach’s face lit up. When Ukai’s next question pertained to how tf Tadashi knew all of this, that’s finally when his face fell
Oops.
He’s so cute He wanted to help so badly he forgot that this could be a bad idea
How did he know all this? Well, maybe because his girlfriend of 3 months, you, run the damn club. And he knows everything about you because he’s whipped.
However, Tadashi couldn’t exactly tell them that was the reason because he is very private and didn’t want to introduce his beautiful girlfriend to guys that were sure to drool over her
Plus he wanted to make sure you weren’t in a daze when he confessed to you, testing whether one day you’ll wake up & realize you made a big mistake
Yamaguchi, quick on his feet, just said that you were his friend and you ran the club.
They believed it obviously, and that’s how it all started
Since there were multiple morning Yoga sessions, Coach Ukai divided the team into years for mandatory session attendance. The first years were scheduled for Monday’s at 7am, the second years on Wednesday’s (same time) and the 3rd years were on Fridays (same time).
You were late to your first session with the boys because even though Yams told you the team would start coming (and to keep your relationship a secret) you were used to being the only one here doing Yoga
You were only slightly startled when you opened the door to your beloved studio and saw Karasuno volleyball’s first years: Tsukishima, Kageyama, Hinata and your beautiful man Yams sitting down on Yoga mats patiently.
You cheerily introduced yourself and greet everyone, finding yourself happy to have the company
Yamaguchi was the only one to verbally greet you back, because the other boys were staring at you with what you would deem odd expressions
Yams noticed his solo greeting too and looked over to his teammates. He frowned because he knew the look on their faces and the lack of a voice very well.
How could he not? It was the same reaction he had when he saw you for the first time he was sure you came out of his wet dreams
You are so hot, and now his fellow first years were noticing
Yams pouted inside
Anyway, the same way you didn’t notice when Yamaguchi had that stare when you two met, you just got straight to business, setting down your pink yoga mat and water bottle and explaining all the rules.
It’s a good thing yoga sessions are supposed to be silent with only the sounds of the rain forest playing loud through the rooms speakers because I don’t think the boys could have spoken anyway
You did basic yoga stretches and had the boys follow your every movement
As you showed them the simple beginner poses, Tadashi caught Hinata and Kageyama sneaking glances at your figure with heavy blushes on their faces
If Tsukki thought you were attractive, which omfg did he ever, he didn’t show it in the slightest
Yamaguchi was happy to call him his best friend
The quick-attack boys could not say the same
Like the schoolboys they are, they relished in seeing a gorgeous female’s flexible body easily contort in front of them
Tadashi noted that, for two of the most intensely competitive people he knew, the two were peculiarly a little TOO happy with not doing any of the yoga poses correctly, he could guess why
You, still clueless, walked around the room to help the boys get into correct positioning platonically, the way every Yoga instructor does.
Tadashi on the other hand, was doing so well and you badly wished you could kiss him whenever you moved his body but you were respecting his wishes to keep you two a secret
Kags and Shōyō almost had internal panic attacks when you touched them or got close
They weren’t the greatest with girls but they were especially bad when one of the prettiest and fittest girls they’ve ever encountered was touching them and whispering in their ears to ‘turn like this’ ‘open up a bit more’ because of how quiet yoga should be
The combustion train has left the building! Choo choo 💨
You laughed when volleyball duo boys started shoving each other when Hinata fell out of a pose and landed on Kags
Tadashi’s eyes narrowed because he selfishly didn’t want you laughing at anything those boys did. Nevertheless, he shook it off
Maybe it will get better once the initial shock of your hotness wears off, Yams thought to himself when he left Yoga that morning.
Sure, because that’s how it worked with Kiyoko right?
Yeah, right. The following Monday you were still hot and the boys were still drooling over you.
At real volleyball practices and at lunch time Yamaguchi has to constantly hear the team (minus Tsukishima) gush about how attractive you are and how it wasn’t so bad waking up early in the morning if you were the view they were getting up to see
Now, Tadashi would definitely describe himself as a pretty calm guy......as would anyone who knows him......
But hearing his friends gush about you like you weren’t the smartest, most creative, genuine, conscientious person...... just an ideal body and gorgeous face not that they would know evoked jealous emotions deep within him
On dates with you he would inquire about the other volleyball yoga sessions you taught and you would tell him truthfully that your class of 3rd years were always fine, well behaved and very quiet because they were too busy fantasizing about you in their heads to talk dkm
and then you told your boyfriend that 2 of the second years were pretty flirty take a wild guess who? But that the one boy named Ennoshita got them to simmer down and then stop with the comments completely
Tadashi made a mental note to do a favour for his future captain
He was beginning to get irritated with the way these strong amazing athletes that he looked up to were reduced to goo when his girlfriend came around
He knew it was irrational to be so upset because he was sure they would chill out if they knew she was his girlfriend but
He just wasn’t ready for that yet.
So he endured the comments because even though the team was full of hormonone-crazy males, they never were vulgar or disrespectful in their remarks that was saved for all of their dreams and shower time
Either way,
None of that could stop the locker room talk.
“Did Y/N teach you guys the puppy dog stretch too this week?” Chirped Nishinoya as he bounced on the balls of his feet. The boys nodded. “Man is she s-m-o-k-i-n-g or what?? Don’t you think so, Asahi?”
Yams looked over from his locker to see the quiet and timid Ace of the team unable to help sporting a blush and nodding in agreement to Nishinoya.
Tadashi did NOT like this conversation. He took to chugging his water in order to distract himself from saying something he was sure to regret
“I-I really like Y/N’s yoga pants. They’re really cool!”
Kageyama rolled his eyes at Hinata's comment. “Of course you do, Boke.”
“Keep dreaming short stack!” Hollered Tanaka as he hopped in a super man pose on top of a bench. “For I will one day marry Y/N!”
Uncontrollably, Yamaguchi’s entire liquid contents in his mouth drenched Sugawara’s back in a spit take. Everyone laughed.
Let’s just say Karasuno’s vice captain made Yams do laps until his legs felt like they would fall off
By the third week, poor Yamaguchi had it up to HERE with the team’s pining after his girl.... be it Daichi’s subtle suggestion to the coach to extend AND increase the amount of yoga sessions, to Nishinoya’s memorization of the exact colour of your lip gloss per session
Yams actually growled under his breath when he heard both I swear to God
Yamaguchi felt like he was going to burst if he didn’t wring any necks first .
The entire team was smitten with his secret girlfriend and it made him insanely jealous. He couldn’t deny it anymore.
You were his. And only his. He wished he never volunteered you to help the team in the first place!
On your dates as a couple, you noticed that Yams was much more tense than he used to be before you started instructing the team. You told him over and over that you would quit this very second because he was so much more important than some silly club. You even suggested easily swapping with your second-in-command as instructor but
He wouldn’t have any of that. Apparently the team was already improving significantly in skill from Yoga like the Coach predicted. You are the best instructor your club had, and his team needed the best.
Plus he knows you love doing it and he puts your happiness before his own
The situation just sucked!
On the final yoga session before nationals, you arranged for the entire team to conjoin in one single morning session that would be longer at two hours instead of one, to go through everything they have learned in a mass session. It was also to make sure the numbers were even because today would be strictly focused on Partner Yoga!
The crows filed in to your studio, excited to see you and set up as usual
You walked in and told them about the partner yoga, and before they could volunteer to be your partner and upset your boyfriend, you told everyone you already had a partner and gestured toward the studio entryway:
Kiyoko walked in with a wave at her introduction and she spread her yoga mat next to you facing the class
They said 😳😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯🤯
The entire room was silent. Everyone minus Tsukki and your boyfriend combusted. Like they were done
Remember that combustion train? Yeah it just arrived at its destination: Nosebleed Central.
The boys’ little minds couldn’t fathom two extremely hot girls in compromising, stretchy positions that would look anything but innocent in their male minds
It was kind of a dream come true
You didn’t care that they were acting weird and you started the session, telling the boys to pair up and follow yours and Kiyoko’s lead
Even Yams started to feel hot and bothered at the sight of the multiple positions
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he always felt horny watching you instruct yoga but he was able to satiate his lust by reminding himself that you told him you want to sleep with him when he was ready, even though you were taking it slow. he’s always blushing so none of the guys ever thought anything if it
Satiating himself with that thought again, though, flew out the window as an option because you just looked too incredibly hot in partner positions. It got to the point where he wanted to kick Kiyoko out so you could practice these yoga positions with him
He wanted to be the one to put your leg on his shoulder as he pounded into your heat, not Kiyoko no matter how hottttttttt it was to look at
Suga used his fingers to flick Tadashi on the forehead to get his attention away from his secret girlfriend and back to the yoga positions he should be trying with him
“Dude.... trust me, I know, and I agree...” Suga nods in understanding as he glances over at the beautiful girls once more. It takes a good amount of effort for him to peel his eyes back to Yamaguchi. “But we have to do this. Try to pretend they’re not as hot as they are.” He gives your bf a thumbs up for encouragement
Yams didn’t smile back even though he commenced yoga again like his vice captain requested. Yams just wanted all of this to be over so he could somehow sneak you into one of the abandoned rooms in this community centre and take you right there.
Since Kiyoko was only there to demonstrate the positions and not join the class because she had other commitments, she had to leave pretty early
You went around helping everyone like you usually did, and now you definitely noticed how red all the boys’ cheeks were. Yams couldn’t even look at you the entire time he did yoga with Suga and you started to wonder if you did something wrong. Hm.....
Yams couldn’t look at you because he was using every ounce of his restraint to keep from jumping your bones
Before long, Y/N’s final yoga session was nearing completion until you realized that you had forgotten to demonstrate the final pose when Kiyoko was here.
Glancing at your boyfriend who was giving you the cold shoulder, you timidly asked if anyone minded being your partner to demonstrate—
Like zoo animals, all of the boys volunteered!!! You yelped because of how loud they got in the quiet room in a split second.
Does it matter who you choose?
Yamaguchi felt himself boil over in jealousy. These boys were throwing themselves at the woman who means everything to him, and that was enough to drive any man to the brink of insanity.
While the boys bickered about who would be your partner Hinata and Nishi already started the Rock Paper Scissors tournament, including the usually collected captains, Tadashi briskly made his way towards you with purpose. Without even thinking about it he cupped your face with one of his hands and tilted your lips towards his for a deep kiss.
You felt your knees weaken at the intensity of the unexpected kiss from the love of your life.
Yams wrapped an arm around your waist to hold you steady when he felt your knees weaken.
You two barely heard the collective gasp in the room...
...Nor did you hear Tsukki mutter a flat “I knew it.”
When you finally pulled away from your boyfriends perfect lips, you were still drunk off the kiss while he remembered where you two were
With an aura of manly confidence that could only come from the overwhelming satisfaction of giving into the animalistic urge to claim your mate in front of other males, Yamaguchi turned to his team. Shoulders back and confident, he smiled smugly
“Did I forget to tell you all that Y/N is my girlfriend? I’d appreciate if all the endless comments about how beautiful she is would cease to exist, at least around me. She’s very much taken. Oh, and I, ONLY I....will be her partner. Thanks.”
Ok can you imagine how fucking sexy shy Yams would look being strict, intimidating and completely territorial over you? 🤤
Karasuno’s team was stunned into silence before Nishinoya started a slow clap applause like they do in the movies.
Only Tanaka joined in with him. The rest of the team is not that lame
You, on the other hand, got so turned on by your boyfriend display of protection and jealousy that you muttered that class was over and you used your hand to turn Yams attention back to you. You got on the tips of your toes to pull him into another passionate kiss again.
You loved it.
Seeing this side of him stirred up a lot of emotions in you and you couldn’t help but ask your boyfriend if he wanted to skip school today. Your parents weren’t going to be home for 2 days and you had the house to yourself.
With half lidded eyes that only served to turn you on more Yamaguchi agreed.
I hope he knows that he was in for a really long and pleasurable day and night.....you were about to put those years of yoga training to good use, and your boyfriend couldn’t be luckier.
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talesandfluff · 3 years
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what I love about the sexuality of Starkid female characters is that it really feels like their own. It doesn't feel like it's here to titillate a male audience (because let's be real, Starkid's audience is mostly women and girls anyways), like
Sally is a horny weirdo teen who makes up fantasies about all the ways her crush could fuck her lmao wherever whenever
Hermione isn't interested in it for the time being and that's that
Mother is like "dude tuck away that dick right now I'm not interested" then ten seconds later "... okay second opinion, it HAS been a while since we did it..."
Jemilla GOT SO LAID WITH ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN SHE COULD WANT at the Neanderthals. GOOD FOR HER.
Emma? casually using sex to placate her fretting bf? "why don't you go calm down and maybe I'll give you a bj later and calm tf down please."
Becko opening up her SOUL to Tom and as a result they feel a surge of desire for one another because they've bonded so much. she wants him in moments of deep love for him.
Linda needs her ego fed and so she fucks around to try to feel alive
Charlotte has severe self esteem issues and seeks out comfort in the arms of her lovers, probably has a hard time saying no
like all of these seem so believable, like the sexuality is just another layer of their character, their story and motivations and personality. It doesn't feel like it's there to make male viewers have wet dreams, it's just another part of life. Cause tons of people have sex and it's a normal thing.
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