#why tf they do that

[ianstummy]

hellloooo newest @galladrabbles prompt is beard :) this is a quick one, i actually wrote 2 and was satisfied with neither but decided to go with this one since i think most ppl will go the smut route w this one 😭 enjoyyyy

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Ian was slumped on the toilet with his head leaned back against the bathroom tile.

They were nearing the end of a depressive episode but Mickey knew Ian hated the scratchy stubble that came with it so here they were.

Mickey having an internal breakdown with a razor in his shaky hand and his husbands eyes fluttering closed.

He didn’t understand how Ian trusted him sometimes. He had a sharp blade dragging across his husbands face and Ian was just… fine with it. Looked relaxed enough to fall asleep even. He never realized it could be like this with someone.

#i was rewatching s4 sorry #guys the mumbles scene 🥲 #why tf they do that #u want me to bring u back something to eat? THAT LINE BRO #mickey caring for ian during bipolar episodes is my kink #anyways! #gallavich #ian x mickey #shameless #shameless us #galladrabbles

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:

The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.

“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)

Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)

Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother

#just a whole movie of bruce being bullied by this small child he just adopted #being forced to take on a ‘if you’re going to drink then id rather you do it with me’ style of parenting #just back and forth between falling in love with his new son and going ‘why tf did I adopt a child?!’ #batman #robin #battinson #bruce wayne #dick grayson #dc #dc comics #mine

[purgatorysanctuary]

I sometimes think about what if Vox was the hotel’s benefactor instead of Alastor,,

As you can see, he handles Lucifer much differently

#do you see the vision #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #my art #hazbin vox #vox #charlie morningstar #hazbin charlie #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #vox x Lucifer #Lucifer x vox #what’s their ship name? #staticapple? #sure why tf not #staticapple #hazbin art #hazbin fanart #charlie magne #hazbin lucifer #lucifer magne #benefactor vox au

[redysetdare]

Any other queer person makes a post saying "Ew straight romance" and everyone laughs and reblogs. an aro makes a post saying "Ew romance" and apparently that's suddenly way too far. How dare they be "romance negative" don't they know how personally attacked the allos feel right now? why won't they think of the allo feelings?

#text #aro #aromantic #aroace #arospec #aspec #romance repulsed #like bro why is one seen as a funny joke and the other seen as a personal attack #like grow tf up #people don't like the same shit you do big fucking deal get over it

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

Math

Geologist: I do more math than you might think

Chemist: I mean, chemical equations are basically mathematical equations. If you think about it (I also do math math)

Physicist: Oh, yeah, it’s all math but we just handwave it

Mathematician: YOU DO WHAT!?

Quantum Physicist: *regularly does math that is literally beyond human comprehension* *now resides in a higher plane of existence*

Engineer: If I don’t do this math correctly PEOPLE WILL DIE

Military Scientist: If I don’t do this math correctly PEOPLE WILL SURVIVE

Topologist: If I don’t do this math correctly PEOPLE WILL BE MOSTLY UNAFFECTED

Philosopher: But what even IS math, really? No seriously, what is it?

Organic Chemist: I kinda forgot how to do math, to be honest

Biologist: I literally only chose this field so I wouldn’t have to do as much math. I love stamp collecting

Biostatistician: wtf

#science #biology #physics #chemistry #geology #scientists sitcom #why tf do I need a calculus credit for a bachelors of biology degree??? #astronomy #engineering #math #military science #topology #biostatistics

[crazy-fangirl2524]

My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy

#seeing all the post about like omg Neil is so feral?! like brother did you not read aftg did y’all forget aftg is from Neil’s pov #ofc Neil wouldn’t say he’s feral in his own pov tf😭😭😭 #and remember in aftg Neil still has to hide part of himself BECASUE his father and eveyrhhing but now he’s literally free from his biggest #fear and he could do whatever the fuck he wants #Istg the fandom is like the foxes man idk why everyone is so shook #literally cant thank Nora enough for showing everyone finally #Idc if I sound proud or whatever but I fucking knew it this entire time and I have been shouting it for so long like finally #that’s why so many fics annoyed me so much like #I just needed to say this because I finally felt seen and heard andFINALLY LIKE URGH #tsc and aftg supremacy #tsc #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew joseph minyard #neil abram josten #aftg neil #aftg thoughts #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #incorrect tfc

[petitesmafia]

running on the assumption that everything was truly an act purely bc of the humour of it rn and having a blast thinking about Dazai and Chuuya planning their Meursault mission like:

Dazai: and then you bite me in the neck just to make it seem real Chuuya: what Dazai: what Chuuya: ??? Dazai: Dazai, dejected: okay we’ll leave that part out

or imagine Dazai just casually slipping it into the conversation and moving on thinking Chuuya was just gonna let it slide like:

Dazai: you're gonna shoot me in the head Chuuya: ok Dazai: then you'll bite me in the neck and i'll pretend to twitch and Chuuya: PAUSE. run that back Dazai: i'll pretend to twitch? Chuuya: before that Dazai: you'll bite me Chuuya: ew Dazai: wdym EW Chuuya: why would i do that Dazai: FINE

#ena.hc #enarchive: skk #bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 #Chuuya like why do you want me to bite you so bad.... #even he was weirded out tf #and Dazai's like i'm just trying to make this believable omg stop being so weird about it...

[chalkrub]

ralsei deltarune by request <:^)

#my art #deltarune #ralsei deltarune #ralsei fanart #i like this thang. i don't trust him but i do like him especially his shadowy form #i'm not like a hardcore ut/dr fan but i do like thems games. berdly is my favourite. will i ever draw him? maybe #okay. extremely anxious about classwork because i'm behind and i accidentally forgor to do something AND didn't read my emails for days #but i'm still going out for impromptu cocktails because why tf not #embarrassment from missing an email is temporary. laffs with friends is eternal. always remember this

[buzz-cow-man]

everyday i hate england more and more

#im scottish and i dont like this #plz i just want #scottish independence #is that so much to ask for #let trans people feel comfortable wtf #uk politics #is awful #LET SCOTLAND BE INDEPENDENT #why do we need ENGLANDS permission tf???

[omennatural]

Crowley has something in his hand–a plate of what? Little cakes?

Cakes? Like in the promo picture? The cakes next to Crowley's wine? WHATS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE LITTLE CAKES. WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE CAKES?

UPDATE*

I was scrolling through my personal Twitter when I spotted THIS tweet

Ya'll I was like is this fucking play about me? ikgjerijgeiro I DIED but then in the quotes I found THIS:

So it really does look like he brought him cakes. Some theorize he's wearing a turtleneck in the shot where he's going into the shop, so it's possible it's a cut from later in the series after he knows Gabriel is there and it's not cakes? I think it's likely it is cakes, but who knows. All I can say is this reached farther than I thought and I'm gonna be so disappointed for all you and me if it's not cakes he's brought his angel (maybe from the coffee shop? idfk)

#im adding in here i do know theyre eccles cakes #i did a bunch of research and theory dive back when they first showed up BUT i mean in the context here of why tf is he got a plate of them #coming into the bookshop #good omens 2 #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffible husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens 2 spec #eccles cakes

[cakesmelons]

Here's some crossdust to fuel the obsession 🙏🙏🙏

#undertale au #dusttale sans #dust sans #sans aus #dust!sans #undertale aus #my art #sans au #sanscest #cross!sans #cross sans #Cross freaking out cause why tf another him lowkey kinda...... 🫦 #and dust knows what he's doing 😔 got rizz for days #cross x dust #crossdust

[koko2unite]

saw this pic and cant help but make an important addendum

#beastars #yahya beastars #yafya #tf people still call him yafya why do you listen to fan translators who dont know the name yahya #beastars final season #beastats s3 #man horse meme #smth like that

[brambeag]

sewell take 2 🎬

#ive been meanin 2 for ages cus in d last one i gave him like green fkn eyes.... whyd i do that. i rememeber having to google hazel eyes too #like for it. 'what do hazel eyes look like' why did i think he has hazel eyes.no1 big doe eye lover. w ho tf here has hazel eyes #myart #anyway #twc

[arakkiisuperstar]

every time yall leave wyll out of your group art that has literally every other origin character in it i want you to know that i am the reason you have a headache and your hand is cramping. im hexing you with my mind

#darius decrees #why tf are yall like this #oh i know why! and its gross #how do you have every other origin character and the fucking emperor and not wyll

[snekdood]

so uh

for 1. most people are gonna take advantage of black friday and wont see your specific niche tumblr post, I hate to say it

2. the us isnt running out of money for war any time soon, so...

3. this is just antisemitism???????? all we need is some (((echoes))) around the us and israel and then I'd have no reason to suspect otherwise from op...............

#why in tf do you think they care that much about getting your money rn and not before in any other war? #does it. mayhaps. have something to do w jewish people being involved now? #our tax dollars go to the govt regardless and has been for years and we already have an obscene amount of funding for military shit #preeetty sure they're not concerned about getting a couple hundred tumblr users money... #and also pretty sure one could only believe that if they're paranoid about jewish ppl................. #hard not to put two and two together and figure out op is prolly antisemitic and hopefully they just dont realize it #i say hopefully they dont realize it bc thats better than someone who knows and is pretending to be a leftist still. #if anything this pause happened bc its thanksgiving and biden doesnt wanna think about it over the holidays. thats p much it. #thats the only amount of conspiracy theory im willing to believe in this situation lmao. #but that ^ still assumes that biden has some sort of control over this that he really doesnt #and i dont think netanyahu cares that much about thanksgiving tbr... #it sounds more like to me that op is seeing this from a very american centric pov and assumes everyone celebrates thanksgiving #or cares enough about it to remember the dates.... i dont think this is as planned as op is making it out to be and any insinuation #that it IS planned sounds like conspiracy theory talk to me personally. i dont think biden is hittin netanyahu up and going #'hey thursday is thanksgiving and would be the perfect time to pause so we can (((get peoples money))) out of them #asiftheUSdoesnthaveplentyalready' like i just really dont think that convo is happening lmao.

[suitsofarmour]

THEYRE SO SILLY FOR THIS?

#WHY DO THEY JUST ROLL AWAY LIKE THAT THEYRE SO CUTE #working my way through g1… #from s2 e05 #tf #transformers #transformers g1 #mirage #cliffjumper