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akystaracer22 · 3 months

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Maybe in Another Life We Would Hate Each Other a Little Less

A chance encounter sheds a little light on Adam that Lucifer couldn't have predicted, leading to a moment he thought he'd never have with the man.

Notes (Aka my thoughts while writing):

God is a dick and I wanna kill xem

Adam folds his wings like a bird because monkey see monkey do

Both these guys were traumatised by the same person and we don’t talk about it enough

Probably Guitarduck/Adamsapple but in a fledgeling platonic kinda way

Refer to my ref for what Adam looks like!

I listened to Rät while writing this and- it kind of fits Adam???

Jesus is God’s favourite child and it fucking shows

How tf did this become a sickfic????

Lucifer gets the experience of being me whenever I make the impulsive move to boot up Char.ai and talk to literally any of the AI’s, get aunt agonied bitch.

Oh my god Adam has middle child syndrome.

Can you tell I attended a Christian school when I was younger???

Adam was hiding just how fucked over he was from the wing rot but he’s not having a good time in this. Most of the latter half of the oneshot is him dazed from both the one set of wing rot and the feeling of someone touching his wing.

Shit emergency wing HC for Adam ig: His wings grow warmer corresponding to his mood, as in when he is in general happier his wings radiate warmth and when he’s in a foul mood they’re just normal or even a little cooler.

In saying that yes Lucifer’s wings glow when he’s happy

Word Count: 1902

Fic under cut!

“Fucking- Shit!”

Lucifer paused, looking behind him and backing up to peek through the crack in the door. This ought to be good.

Sure enough, he was right, this was entertaining.

Adam was ranting again.

Honestly it was a nearly daily thing by this point, probably the only good thing about his daughters decision to let Adam stay at the hotel. He loved his daughter, he really did, by Adam was… Adam.

Lucifer knew he was a lost cause.

But still, didn’t mean Lucifer couldn’t tease the hell out of the man since he was stuck down here with the rest of them.

Lucifer’s smirk at watching the first man rant quickly died as he took in the guys appearance, he looked…

“What is wrong with your wings.”

Adam jerked and twisted around, scowling at him and oops he said that out loud didn’t he.

“Piss off!”

Lucifer, in his typical fashion, did not piss off and instead entered the room, “No seriously what is wrong with your wings.”

Now that he was closer, the king was certain they didn’t look like that a week ago. The feathers, while already having looked like a wreck were duller and the colours seemed almost… muted. Ignoring the already horrific state Adam’s wing were in, they shouldn’t look THAT bad so why…

“Wait-”

“I said-!”

“Have you not been preening you wings?”

Adam went silent, staring wide eyed at Lucifer much to the kings confusion. A beat passed, then two.

“What the fuck is preening?”

Lucifer blinked, he wasn’t serious, was he?

Surely not.

“By the heavens you’re dead serious.”

“What the fuck are you talking about.”

Lucifer debated whether he should explain it or not. On one hand, it’s Adam. On the other, Wings were a serious thing. He’d even seen Husker cleaning his wings from time to time, for Adam to just not know…

“You know what? For once my hatred of you is outweighed by my need to show you what’s what,” The fallen seraphim huffed, closing the door behind him and summoning a chair to block it from the outside so Adam couldn’t escape. “Come on we’re fixing this travesty.”

“What part of fuck off you do you not understand?!” The first man snapped, his wings mantling as Lucifer rifled through the closet, dragging out one of the many jars of oil he’d had the foresight to put in most of the rooms, perks of being a guy with basic common sense.

“The part where you’re being stupid and my daughter started rubbing off on me,” Lucifer shot back, his own wings serving well to corral Adam towards the bed, “How you don’t know how to preen your wings is beyond me but that’s ending today.”

“Again- what are you blabbering about.”

Lucifer paused, hand hovering just over Adams feathers. Preening someone elses wings was… intimate. It was something reserved for friends, family, lovers, and stuff… not enemies. Was he really going to just go ahead and clean Adams wings for him?

The seraphim’s eyes flicked over to where the ruined wing was draped over the bed. The wing was already in bad enough shape as it was, if he didn’t do this then wing rot was bound to hit it at some point and-

He didn’t really have a choice, not if he didn’t want to watch someone die of wing rot again.

Adam went stiff under Lucifers touch as he started work on the mans functioning wing, it was the easiest to work with, not the mention the safest to start with. The injured wing would no doubt be sensitive to any interaction, so better to start small.

Ish.

Adam shuddered as Lucifer moved between feather’s, periodically reapplying preening oil as he went. He was right as usual, looking closer most of the barbules had been separated and needed to be locked together again. Grimacing, the seraphim gently scratched out what looked like dried blood from where it was hidden in the base of Adam’s Secondary coverts.

“What are you doing?” Adam whispered, his voice for once lacking it’s usual bite. Lucifer paused for a second in confusion before Adam’s wing flexed back into Lucifer’s hand, “Don’t stop!”

“Okay okay!” The king huffed, working on his primaries, “What I’m doing is called preening. It’s something beings with feathers do to clean them.”

“Like birds?”

“Yeah, like birds,” Lucifer agreed, “The oil helps take care of bacteria, but you got to realign the feathers, get rid of the ones ready to moult, and fix the feathers that are out of sorts, though you can just shake the feathers to do that part quicker.”

“Mhm”

Lucifer shifted over to finally tackle the ruined wing and froze, a chill slinking down his spine. As he took in the state of the tattered appendage.

“Shit.”

This close the seraphim could see the red pimples under the thinning layer of feathers surrounding the injury, it was wing rot in its early stages.

“What?”

“Nothing!” Lucifer dove his fingers into the scapulars to shut Adam up while he discreetly conjured up some disinfectant for the rot, if he’s lucky he can treat it now and just get Charlie or Vaggie to deal with it now, knock it over the head before it becomes so visible the others can notice. He ignored Adam’s breath hitching as the seraphim started, just as predicted, the wing was sensitive from the damage done to it.

“But seriously you need to do this more, this is just horrific,” Lucifer grumbled to himself, not really caring if Adam listened, “Honestly I’m surprised this hasn’t happened to you before!”

“Mmmm tried once… I think?”

Lucifer, glanced at Adam’s face, it was pointed away from him, but he could still sense Adam’s attention was on him, “Yeah?”

“Saw the birds doin’ it and tried to copy ‘em,” Adam continued at the prompt, spreading his other wing, “It hurt so I stopped, didn’ know there was a method to this shit or someth’n.”

“You… nobody even tried to teach you?”

“I think they thought I knew,” Adam chuckled sourly, “I think they thought I fu’kin knew how to just- do this. ‘Cause I was meant to right?!” Another laugh, “I bit the fu’kin apple so I shou’da known this kinda shit! Apple of knowl’dge or what’ver.”

Lucifer, wisely, didn’t say anything, he just kept working on Adam’s ruined wing, applying the disinfectant, and fixing what few feathers were still healthy and removing the rest. If it was anyone else in this situation he’s wrap the wing and tell them to rest but… it was still Adam that was in this mess.

“I- why didn’t they teach me? Luci why didn’t they teach me this shit?”

“I… don’t know,” Lucifer replied carefully, deliberately skipping over the butchering of his name that sounded way to close to a nickname for comfort, “Come on, up you get he still got the underside to finish then I’ll be out.”

Adam grumbled but complied, sitting up a little to turn around as Lucifer summoned a pillow for Adam to lean back on. Rolling his neck Lucifer got to work on the auxiliary feathers, the lighter feathers were definitely in better shape, but then again that wasn’t exactly a high bar, and they still were looking rough.

“Jesus was prob’bly taught how to preen himself.”

Lucifer’s shoulders hitched as his wings tucked in against his back abruptly. Jesus… was a rough topic. For all sinners talked about him, Lucifer never met him but from the sinners around that time… it was never a fun conversation. Pretentious once kings cursing his name while hopeless commoners lined up for the exorcists blade, faithful until the end that Jesus would let them into heaven if they just believed in him.

… there was a pattern in there, wasn’t there. Like father like son, he supposed.

“Jesus was made from me and yet he’s God’s favourite fukin kid, course he’d fucking know how to preen,” Adam continued unimpeded, “Doesn’t matter if I was Gods first- Jesus was always fucking better than me.”

Okay! Lucifer was in no way prepared for this conversation, but he highly doubted Adam was even going to remember this conversation, so he just focused on the wings.

“…Luci, do they all hate me?”

Lucifer sincerely wished Anthony, or just anyone really would bust down the door at this moment, at least then he could get himself out of this conversation.

“Why do you think that?” the seraphim deflected, moving onto Adam’s good wing and going through his coverts.

“Because none of them ever fucking did this,” Adam waved his hand haphazardly before letting it rest on his chest, “You’re my enemy but you’re fixin’ my fu’kin wings because I’m too stupid and useless to just figure it out myself.”

“Not useless,” The words left Lucifer’s lips without his input, damn himself to double hell, but it managed to shut up Adam, so he kept on the thought train, “You’re not useless you were just never taught, it’s not your fault heaven doesn’t think.”

“Jesus-”

“Is God’s prodigal son and shouldn’t be counted.”

Adam huffed and leaned back on the pillow, “Why’re you good at this?”

“I’ve had aeon’s to learn, and over a decade of putting it in practice,” Lucifer thought about his daughter, a small smile making it’s way into his expression, she really was the best thing to happen to him.

He finished up with Adams good wing and moved onto finishing off the wrecked one. Applying the disinfectant to the infected spots on the underside before reaching for the preening oil again.

“Y’know, maybe in another life we would’ve hated each other less.”

Lucifer just laughed and started preening the wing, yeah right, maybe in a reality where the apple incident never happened, “You’re sick Adam, feverish even.”

“And you’re a wife-stealer.”

“Should have been better in bed.”

“Fuck you,”

Lucifer stuck his tongue out at the first man, earning a tired chuckle. Then the seraphim blinked at the sudden warmth radiating out from the feathers. What in the-?

“Oh… they haven’t done that in a while.”

Lucifer blinked up at Adam who was staring at his feathers in amazement, “Ackde-whuh?”

Adam leaned back and closed his eyes, “Yeah… sometimes they just get warm all of a sudden it’s weird. Hasn’t happened in a while though. Apparently it sometimes happened when Lute was around? I dunno why.”

Lucifer blinked a couple of times before letting out a small “huh” and running a hand through the ruined wing, it was definitely warmer.

Sighing, Lucifer let his hand fall away despite the wing chasing it, “Alright well your wings are definitely cleaner now, so I’ll be out of your hair now.”

The seraphim stood up to leave through the balcony, opening the window and almost stepping out when Adam called after him, still sounding exhausted.

“I can see why they left me for you.”

Lucifer paused, before smiling sardonically and looking back at Adam, who looked like he might have just passed out.

“Tell me that when you’re not delusional from illness and I might believe you.”

With that, Lucifer stepped out and left for his own room… though, if Adam woke up to a small plush duck on his nightstand, that was between Lucifer and the god that cast him down.

But there is one thing Lucifer will admit.

Maybe Charlie wasn't wrong about thinking Adam could be redeemed.

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charleslebatman · 11 months

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So I think we need a summary of why the situation around Alexa is so weird and makes people suspicious. (Inspired by Steppy’s Lazy anon)

Cha&Cha break up early December, everything is fine and peachy

The rumours about Charles following this new girl start (my questions: who sent the rumours to gossip accounts? because why tf would people care about some rando girl Charles followed - he follows random people all the time - and why is this one different to the rest? My answer to both: i think she did start the rumours herself) - the girl’s account is private, but not her art account

Hate account about Alexa claiming she’s a prostitute (gets deleted after a while)

People are speculating whether she was with him in AbuDhabi based on the picture she posted on her TikTok (I think it was TikTok correct me if I’m wrong)

Charles’s training in Italy: people are speculating there’s a girl next to him at the hockey game

More rumours, and suddenly she is adding things into her bio on TikTok/other social media (flags and so on) - is she reading the gossip pages?

January: the Nahmias show on Paris fashion week - people are speculating if they are there together, no proof only later Nahmias behind the scenes video where she is

Not really a timed: multiple pics of Alexa are suddenly public, people have opinions over the heavy use of filters and photoshopping, one of Charles’s friends is celebrating birthday, people are speculating Alexa is there as well

February/ March: a photo of them from behind, but no faces are visible, it could also be Charlotte (later proven it was Alexa) (side note: me and my friends have more chemistry walking next to each other)

February/April: people claiming they saw them together, multiple bad videos of Charles driving his car with a person next to him, no face visible

March: creep Kym claiming he did an interview with wag that wishes to remain private: people are speculating if it’s Alexa or Yuki’s gf

April: she posted on her art account the red painting called “Waiting” - people think it’s her hinting (my opinion: definitely was hinting, this post she archived and then made public again the days before Monaco GP, not suspicious at all)

April/May: people are sending anonymous asks to gossip pages that Charles will launch Alexa on the Monaco GP, which doesn’t make sense to anyone with brain but alas it does happen (how did they know, because no one would be as stupid as to guess this? My opinion: miss A was maybe bit too active on gossip pages again)

Monaco GP: the day before the real hell (for ferrari fans) begun, there’s suddenly a fan video of Charles walking from a boat with Alexa behind him. Later he posts a picture with her hand, after that, it seems like she’s everywhere

Old pictures starts resurfacing, proving she is heavily editing her pictures

Pictures and videos from the paddock are appearing, people have different opinions whether she’s dressed appropriately/behaves nicely - lots of contradictory anonymous messages on gossip pages

Fanpages for Alexa start appearing out of nowhere, full with never seen before pictures and videos (yet people still claim she is shy and private)

Alexa starts following Andrea Ferrari and some other people, not Charles’s closest friends or family, she is ignored by the Leclercs in general (even Charles)

Forbes France video interview with Charles where he says he’s “en couple” meaning he’s taken

Post race APM Monaco party, Charles behaves like he doesn’t have Alexa following him, her wearing the same dress as to the race makes people go eeewww (really that’s kinda nasty) while Charles appears to be dressed in sweatpants and sweatshirt. She gets pretty much ignored and talked over by Marta and Charles, but not without a direct look into a conveniently placed nearby fan’s camera

Alexa is more active on her social media in the week between race weekends, posts TikToks that are directly replying to things people were saying on gossip pages the days before (the auction house jewellery)

Doesn’t appear in Barcelona

Few moments after ferrari post that Charles is done with the testing, she posts a story on her art account titled Milano, later she posts a video of a nature taken from a moving car (HINTING?)

Not spotted the first day while Charles is on the sim in the factory, then gets spotted in a car the next day (what was she even doing in there, while Charles worked? Holding his water bottle?)

Since Monaco Gp people were criticising Charles’ behaviour to her, claiming he’s very cold to her (I mean, I can see where they are coming from)

Today she appeared at the 24h LeMans, walking at least three metres behind Charles (in yet another not really practical for paddock visit dress), once again behind Joris (the babysitter)

Not mentioned: the is she from rich family discourse, what is she studying discourse and so on, for that, visit instagram gossip pages I guess

So besties, thoughts (and prayers for Charles)? Sorry if I missed anything, can’t remember it all hah.

Final opinion: she definitely went in for the famous person perks and ran into an imaginary wall of Charles wanting to be private and has to resort to hinting from her art page.

My advice: godspeed to Charles with whatever he got himself into with this girl and maybe try booking a therapist appointment and not a gf appointment next time (inevitably) 😂

With love, 🦁 (I want to have cool emoji okay?)

Bestie, 🦁 admit it you wrote all this like that.

I'm more inclined to call you mastermind anon, for retracing the whole timeline so much it's a mess and nobody was understanding anything. 💀

It’s that we’re going to call me lazy admin now, so much I’ve lost my english and I want to answer to all of this in french. 😭

#🦁 anon #mastermind anon

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oddballwriter · 1 year

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MH and EMH with reader who wears mixed matches clothes, like bright colors with dark colors, crazy hair dye colors, different colored shoes, socks, yk? ✨a colorful and dark mess✨

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Warnings: HABIT is here

Author’s Snip: I too, like to mismatch some of my clothes so this was nice to think about

Notes: I felt like I kept saying the same thing. So if this is boring, my bad.

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.

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Marble Hornets

Tim

I think he'd like it actually

Just a little

It's something different and kinda weird, but in a nice way

He wears and likes bright and funky colors

I don't know when the color palette changed for our man but I know we all saw him in Alex's film footage wearing that yellow tied-eye shirt

You guys can wear funky colored clothes ✨together✨

Brian

Brian would like your unique fashion too

He just thinks its fun

He honestly thinks you're really cool

Brian will tell someone off it they make fun of your clothes

I don't know why but I feel like he will just love being out in public, like on a date, with you

Jay

Jay tends to where more neutral clothes. Not too bright of colors or too dark. Nothing fully mismatched

So standing next to you is something for sure

I think he won't really comment too much on it

He does find it interesting but that's kind of just it

Alex

I feel like he would also enjoy this but it depends what Alex we're talking about

I'm gonna go with pre-mh events Alex cause that gives me a bit more to work with

So in the sense. He likes it a lot

I feel like Alex in general likes people who are "out there"

So you're choice in clothings is something that he likes about you

Might just ask and want to know why you dress the way that you do

Simply out of curiosity

EveryManHYBRID

Evan

Man he's so fucking into this

Evan's a neat and funky guy and I think he'd enjoy your weird taste in clothing and mismatching pretty neat

Similar to Brian, he'll tell someone to leave you tf alone if they try to make fun of your clothes

He likes seeing what outfits you come up with each day

He likes seeing what you can do

Vinny

Doesn't really comment on it

But he does like the way that it makes you stand out

I'm gonna be honest he doesn't know how to handle someone as brightly colored as you he feels like Scot with Ramona

He doesn't know how to feel

I mean this in the least rude way possible but Vinny is the graham cracker of men

Jeff

Since you wear dark clothes with bright clothes, and he wears some pretty dark/grey clothes sometimes

He will gladly let you have some of his clothes to use as part of your outfits

He likes your sense of clothing

It just looks so weird and different /pos

Compliments you all the time

HABIT

This bitch wears weird combos of clothes too tf?

Join the club bb

Honestly likes it a lot too

You guys can wear weird clothing combos together and he loves that

Love it when you come up with something new as well

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missr3n3 · 3 months

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Ctda is so fun I love it.. is there any details/ hcs you have about the characters you wanna share?

sorry for taking so long to respond, but you've activated my trap card and i needed to be at my computer so i could write this essay of a response lol

im gonna do one for each character:

jonah: though he used be be more into psychedelics as a teenager, ever since the events of vol. 2 and cdta he's entirely stopped using them. there's just to much fuel for a potential bad trip. he's also stopped drinking (though he was never did it that often in the first place) and doesn't smoke weed as often bc sarah and evelin don't want him stinking up their apartment.

adam: his black hoodie (not the BPS one) has become a comfort item for him. because he didn't have it on while he was in the Nightmare Sand Pit and was at his most vulnerable, he associates not wearing it with being in danger. since he's wearing it basically all the time though, it's gotten really worse for wear and has quite a few holes in it, which jonah helpfully fixed with various patches (you'll see them when i drop the 2011 cdta designs lol)

thatcher: since he's now a certified Old Ass Man (in his early 50s), he's fully stopped trying to look profession or trendy and has gone back to his old grunge fashion sense from the 90s. luckily, most people think this is cool af, and in particular it entertains some of the kids that ride his bus route bc they think he's an old Kurt Cobain lol

evelin: i kind of alluded to this in clear the stone chapter 3, but she and jonah didn't get along at first because she's very straight edge and he's very not. since their re-introduction in clear the stone and the events of cdta, she's a bit more understanding of his drug use (though still not entirely comfortable with it). nowadays she considers jonah to be just as close a friend to her as sarah <3

sarah: mandela getting blown tf up has actually significantly helped her with regards to moving on from her brother's death. though she can't quite put her finger on why, she as a general sense that his soul is at peace now. as a result, she intends to rebrand BPS from a paranormal investigation group to more of a horror webseries thing. she even renames the youtube channel to the bythorne paranormal show!

alt!gabriel: as far as the cdta timeline goes, he created the alternates for the sole purpose of furthering his takeover plan. alternates in this story are straight-up demons as a result, and this might come into play in an interesting way in the sequel... 👀

six: so i've mentioned before that he's an entirely separate alien in the cdta timeline that started working with alt!gabriel as a means to an end since they have similar goals (also dropped in dms that this happened in the 1920s). the reason for this is that his species feeds on pain, and alternates are really good at causing a lot of mental and sometimes physical pain. though with the alternates gone and type 6s doing a shit job at killing humans, his kind are now looking into other avenues for a food supply :)

sam: if he were voiced, i imagine he'd sound like steven as he sounds in steven universe future. pretty nerdy but with a little bit of rasp to it and a hint of theater kid lol. also! he's 6'4 and is the tallest human in cdta!

delilah: before her reversion (official temporal phenomena term for the changes type 6s went through), her alternate instincts would mainly come out in her being an obnoxious know-it-all. the type to "well AKSHUALLY 🤓" everyone around her over the slightest inaccuracies. also never admitting when she was wrong and assuming the people calling her out were just too stupid to understand her genius. basically what i'm saying is she would've love rick and morty before the reversion lol

and as a special bonus:

joel: he actually started mystifying oracle to try and prove that the paranormal didn't exist, but when he realized how many views he was getting from believers, he pivoted to over-the-top shows of the effects of the ouija board. of course it also helps that he has an actual demon in his house lol.

chloe: she met joel in college! they're both studying film, and thus shared a lot of the same classes together. joel ended up dropping out once youtube started making money for him, but they'll still meet up from time to time, especially if there's a new horror movie they want to see!

#ask the skeleton #cut down the altar au #told you it was gonna b an essay lol #also couldn't say much about the demon in joel's house due to spoilers. but there's gonna b some fun stuff happening there too :)

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lusticial · 1 year

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Sdra2 girls dating hc's please I really liked the male ones

SDRA2 GIRLS DATING HC'S

warning: gn reader, sexual jokes?, mentions of being drunk

SORA

she really cares about you, like A LOT

she likes to tease you, and it's even better seeing you embarrassed about it and/or start blushing

she does literally whatever you want

you're hungry? she's lecturing mikado to make you a full course meal.

you're sleepy? feel free to use her shoulder:

also, while we are on the topic of sleeping, she loves seeing you sleep.

not in a weird way, duh

she thinks your sleeping face is adorable

when you guys sleep next to eachother, you take turns being the small and big spoon.

then again, sora really likes it when you're all over her while being suffocated by 3 blankets

it's moments like this where she couldn't be more appreciative of you

"are all of these blankets necessary..?"

"yes, now go to sleep. :)"

grrr i love her

YORUKO KABUYA

omg tsundere 😱

lol don't ever call her a tsundere, she holds a bit of a grudge

it's still cute though seeing her try to avoid you

anyway

she's a good cook, so one of her favorite things to do is cooking with you

even if you're a bad cook, she's fine with teaching you. :D

unless she's drunk or she's sad, you won't ever hear the words "i love you" without her looking away or simply running away ☠️

shh don't be offended it's her inner tsundere

she likes spending winter with you for many reasons

she has a reason to snuggle with you when it's winter

"it's not like i want to! i'm just cold. 😡"

yeah ok

she also likes to wear your hoodies or sweaters when it's cold, even if you have poor fashion sense she's gonna take ur stuff

if you see her wearing ur stuff, don't mention it. she gets embarrassed and never does it again

atleast without you knowing

IROHA NIJIUE

ah the best girl of sdra2

she's like,,,, very shy.

even while you guys are dating, she confesses every now and then that she has a crush on you.

which is like so cute?!?!!!

she likes to draw you....

like... a lot.

she has an entire NOTEBOOK dedicated to drawings of you.

you're also the first person she tells about her past and the fact that she wants to draw manga.

of course you respect it duh

she starts writing a manga and uh

the love interests look... awfully familiar...

one of them looks like....

you..?

lol she denys that the characters were based off of you and her

she's also very happy if you say you wanna draw her

even if you're not good, she asks if she can keep the drawing and hang it up.

she believes it's the thought that counts.

SETSUKA CHIEBUKURO

setsuka bbg

she's literally so caring. and sweet. and funny.

if you're ever sad... no you're not.

she always knows when ur sad. literallyALWAYS

she usually tries making you feel better with a few jokes, and maybe spending some time together.

if that doesn't work, she just holds you for a long time.

she does whatever she can to make you feel comforted

shit now i'm crying

she rlly likes suffocating you with 17 blankets on a summer morning. it's just funny?!??

you either just accept defeat or fight for your life trying to escape ☠️

despite all this, you still love her. plus it's really not that bad being suffocated by setsuka.

that sounds kinda freaky

anyway

one of her favorite things to do with you is to cuddle while watching movies.

she steals ur popcorn but it's ok

she doesn't care what movie you guys watch, she's happy as long as you're happy.

we all need a gf like suka.☹️

KANADE OTONOKOJI

....

huh?!?!!!?

okay how tf... 😟

even she's a little confused how she got with you in the first place

she literally hates everyone except hibiki so why

ok ykw don't even worry about that.LMFAO

all differences aside, she's not that bad of a gf.

to be safe, don't go near hibiki

lol she is pretty scary but can be quite sweet when her guard is down.

it's so cute seeing her cooking something, and her face is concentrated but also looks very soft.

also surprise surprise she dislikes hugs 😱

she doesn't hate it, if you happen to hug her, she'll kinda just brush it off.

she won't start laughing and ask what happened, she'll just continue with whatever she was doing.

but if you guys are alone she really doesn't mind any other kind of affection.

cuddling is nice too.

her chest sometimes acts as...

pillows...

..☹️

just forget i even said anything

HIBIKI OTONOKOJI

we are gonna pretend kanade is a normal sister for this, ok? 😅

she has a big ego, so she's constantly giving you her autograph on everything she can find 😭

she once signed the fridge. idk

she also likes showing you off to the public... like alot.

she's not that shy, so she proudly calls you her lover on tv, concerts, etc.

even if you get embarrassed, she thinks it's very cute.

don't hug her without warning, she gets scared.

once she realizes it's you, she calms down a little, but is still pretty angry at you.

she'll forgive you if you give her a lil kiss tho

when you guys cuddle, she's always the small spoon.

she loves being held by you and feeling your warmth. :(

overall she's so sweet and best gf

KOKORO MITSUME

she's literally... the best?????

since she can read minds she always knows what you want & how you feel.

if you're shy, good luck. she won't hug you or kiss you unless you initiate it.

she's like so warm tho so hugs are great.

don't call her an ipad kid. don't even THINK it

she doesn't even know what it means

she google's it and still doesn't know

she asks you and you just burst out laughing

lmfao enough about ipad kids anyway

she's almost always the small spoon when cuddling

either that or you guys just sleep next to eachother with no cuddling

when she's asleep, she unintentionally wraps herself all over you.

your legs are twisted, her head is on your neck, her hands are in places they shouldn't be pause.

she wakes up late so you have a small amount of time to see her in this state

good luck untangling ☠️

EMMA MAGOROBI

tall gf

shes literally so sweet okg ☹️☹️

she knows her jokes are unfunny, and she purposely says them in front of you to see your reaction.

she thinks it's hilarious seeing you awkwardly laugh or just pretend you didn't hear it 😭

hugs are great cause she's so tall and you can wrap urself all over her

behind hugs are eh,,, depending on ur height

if ur rlly short, she would prolly trip cause you hugged her maybe around her waist/legs

if ur tall tho it's pretty cute and she likes it.

she loves holding you while you guys cuddle, she likes knowing that you're there with her.

she's so??? like warm?? and comfy??

you never wanna leave her arms cause ur just so comfy.

and if there's ever a time where you let out a genuine laugh when she makes a joke

she's going to be so happy.

she won't show it too much on her face but she's jumping up and down in her head

she'll remember that

a/n again i feel like i'm forgetting someone lmfao and sorry these are ooc i'm so sleepy and i've been setting aside my requests for so long ok bye

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Genuine question but, why is there this seemingly constant narrative with M and A fans where they always think the people their favs are working for/with, are intentionally trying to “sabotage” them and their career? Why tf would someone who hired you to present their brand, to promote it in the hopes to SELL more and profit, suddenly turn around and decide to intentionally degrade or humiliate either of those people? Do people not understand that high fashion is art? It’s not street clothes. It’s meant to be over exaggerated (and I won’t waste time going into my own feeling about how fashion has gone downhill, even artistically, since the 90’s) and Dior unfortunately is ugly but it’s meant to stand out. Dior has always been ugly imo but what’s to gain by “intentionally dressing mile in ugly clothes”? What’s that really going to do for anyone? This is business. Dior hired them because they’re popular and it would give their brand bigger exposure to more demographics. These companies sabotaging their models and ambassadors would only harm themselves and that’s counterproductive to their goals. This train of thought just doesn’t make any sense to me but I keep seeing people say this about either actor for various companies/brands and, it all seems like it’s a reaction to not getting what they, themselves, wanted for M and/or A. Okay, I’m rambling now but this has been bugging me for a while because I just can’t find any logic in it. Just curious on your own thoughts as I’ve noticed you tend to be pretty level headed with a lot of the delulu around these here parts.

uh.... because ... people like.... conspiracies...

no really I was so mad when I found out that Build sabotaging Apo / MileApo promo under BOC's organization was real because like when you give conspiracy theorists an inch, they'll take a mile (pun not intended).

I mean many people found the emo fashion trend ugly when it happened. I actively find many tiktok fashions hideous. I don't think personal taste has to do with sabotage, you're right that it really does have to do with people throwing a fit over not getting what they want.

personally expressing frustration and exasperation that your blorbos are getting dressed in very mediocre, overpriced clothes is just that: expressing personal opinion. and yeah, it sounds like we're on the same page about dior's clothes.

but jumping to accusations of sabotage is just courting conspiracy. People think they're "too smart" for stuff like qanon to happen to them when group think and courting conspiracy is an easy first step into it. (on that note, so is analyzing real people's behaviors like they're fictional characters leaving hints leading to a narrative ultimatum).

also when brand ambassadors look bad in a piece from the brand... sometimes they're just not good models, or a good fit for the style and the company hired them only for the exposure. People would rather blame the brand sometimes than find any fault in their faves.

#mileapo x dior

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lauri-rosehearts · 1 year

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I know Ever After High isnt the only cartoon with this problem but how tf do animals work in their universe? I’m not talking about “oh how come some animals talk and others dont” cause while that’s something that happens in a lot of cartoons, it makes *some* sense. I mean this IS a fairytale world. In some stories animals talk, in some they dont. Some are magical, some are just plain old animals. So the fact that some talk and some don’t isnt that confusing to me.

My question is why are some animals more humanoid than others? Characters such as the 3 little pigs and the billy goats gruff are portrayed as regular looking animals that just happen to talk and behave like people. But then we have people like Bunny and Kitty who are pretty humanoid looking in appearance despite the fact that in most media, the white rabbit and cheshire cat are portrayed as full animals who talk and (in the case of the white rabbit) wear clothes. In ever after high the Cheshire cat is also portrayed as a humanoid creature while the white rabbit is portrayed as a regular looking rabbit (although given Bunny’s canon ability to transform into a full on rabbit, it’s a possibility her dad also has the same ability and he just doesn’t go into his humanoid form as much). But still you have to wonder why those otherwise animal characters get humanoid forms while others don’t. Not gonna lie, at some point, it crossed my mind that perhaps since Kitty and Bunny are both from Wonderland, maybe the Wonderlandian magic has more of that ✨pazzaz✨ that gives them that more fantastical humanoid appearance. But then I remembered….Mr Badwolf exists. Hes from Ever After and yet he has both his more humanoid form and his full on werewolf form. Yeah he doesn’t look like a realistic wolf would look like, since wolves are way smaller than that, but I find that the big bad wolf being ginormous is a pretty common portrayal of him in most fairytale based media. So even then, I think his wolf form is animalistic enough to count for this plothole.

Now let’s get serious for a second. Realistically the real reason as to why certain characters are portrayed with a more humanoid appearance is most likely because of marketing. Kitty and Bunny are both reoccurring characters that were created with the intention of getting dolls. And since this IS a fashion doll line, the logical choice is giving them human proportions with physical animal characteristics. On the other hand, the three little pigs and the Billy goats gruff are used simply as background characters for the most part. Mattel probably never had any intention of releasing any merch for them whatsoever so there really wasn’t any point in going any further than giving them simple regular animal designs. Still though, I low-key wish there was a canon in universe answer for this.

#ever after high #eah #anthropomorphic animals #bunny blanc #kitty cheshire

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so how do you think Shuhei would deal with having a crush (who is this cute, gorgeous, little lady) who is asked who they find the most handsome in appearence? (Probably by Rangiku tbh xD. I imagine Shuhei, Izuru and Rangiku and crush hanging out). And crush is like “Kenpachi and Renji, it’s the scars and tattoo’s to be honest… i’ve spoken to other women and they talk about how handsome Byakuya is, but I just don’t see it”. (You wrote shuhei worries about his scars and tattoos)?

“does she see me or just my tattoos?” HAHAA shuhei is insecure in every little thing! i think his scars bring back some sad, nostalgic memories. it reminds him of his peaceful student days, of his fellow comrades who sacrificed in the battlefield, of his defected taicho who taught him the philosophy of battle for justice. he also thinks the scar is there to push him to be stronger, for the sake of his loved ones. (hugs for u shuhei 🥺)

✨ another long rambles under the cut ✨

as for the 69 tattoo, he's getting flushed cheeks after learning what it means in the modern world of living. but a part of him was still grateful for that incident bc he got to meet his muguruma-taicho. (got his ass saved and threateningly cheered him up too lol) so yeah, he got it tattooed out of respect. no regrets.

now, we can't say the same for the other tattoo. (i first thought it's a stripe/bandage or an accessory?? like it's just there for fashion?? lolol) i mean…i wouldn't have known why he got it. nobody knows. kubo-sensei needs to do some explanation here pls. but i can imagine shuhei looking into the mirror daily and be like “what tf were you thinking back then??” pat his back and tell him it's okay. everyone went through that phase. 😌

if his crush complimented kenpachi and renji for their tattoos and scars, shuhei would feel a bit conscious around these two. he might even stalk them out of curiosity. like “what do they have that i don't?”

rangiku would be laughing her ass off bc he got fired up over the smallest things his crush commented on. “he's a simp! that's what the youngsters in the world of living would call him!” she cackled while elbowing the facepalming kira beside her.

shuhei might go to the squad 11, using training as an excuse but he won't stop eyeing their spiky haired taicho the entire time. eventually, kenpachi would notice that and confront him about it. poor shuhei is shaking under this 6ft tall man, spilling the beans about his crush.

kenpachi just…doesn't understand. and he doesn't care i guess. he have no interest in dating and stuff, he's all about instinct and fight. but since shuhei brought this to his attention, he figured he can do whatever he wants about it. he's straightforward so he came up with the dumbest idea ever. “your woman like scars? then, fight me and get more scars!” rip shuhei 💀

okay now we've come to renji. i vaguely remember he got his tattoo after he graduated from the shinigami school. i also remember shuhei once lead his class on a field training and the trio (kira, renji and hinamori) was gushing about him.

my theory is, renji got inspired by shuhei about tattooing. (imagine kira trying to talk him out of it but renji was all “but hisagi-san is so badass with those! i want it too!!!”) so if shuhei ever voiced his concern about it, i think renji would know how to reassure him.

but don't trust his suggestion though. his fashion sense can be as bad as shuhei's guitar playing. “hisagi-san! you should get this glasses! you'd look cool with it!!” (it's so bad that ichigo want to pretend he dk these two on the street)

this is an off topic but lemme rant about byakuya a bit HAHA i rmb the first time i saw him i'm like “okay not the type of guy i'd like. thank you, next.” then i got into past arc and TEEN BYAKUYA!! HES A TSUNDERE 😍 HES SO CUTE I CAN'T!! 😫 but yeah that was pretty short-lived and we never see his tsundere tendencies again. (maybe there is…but he's more of a kuudere now) and i'm kinda torn in between “i only like him in his teenage!!” and “should i just love him as a whole??” basically i just refused to admit i like him 💀

okay thanks for listening to my crazy rambles. 🫶🏻

#rveyn replies #letters from : nesting dreams <3 #shuhei x reader #shuhei hisagi #hisagi shuhei #hisagi x reader

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istherewifiinhell · 6 months

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okay attempt two. masterforce posting. pretenders are tfs who can also look like humans. headmasters juniors are children in tf mechs and godmasters are...

[ID: Tranformers Super-God Masterforce (88 anime) screencaps, of the villian characters Giga and Mega. They face two other characters. Subtitles "they are the offspring of myself and Mega." Giga is a man with dark long hair in a braid, and a widows peak. He wears spikey armour, notably with claw like forms that wrap around his shoulders. Mega is a is a woman with close croped green hair. Her fashion is somewhere between princess and witch. A pointed black hat with a trail of yellow fabric from the top. A large stiff collar that doesn't actually attach to her wide necked dress. END]

okay but actually??? in the most literal sense [aka the toy gimick] if there are "headmasters" where a smaller bot/human turns into the head of the mech. or "targetmasters" where a smaller partner turn into A Gun. its like. and "Enginemaster" The smaller partner is a... blocky shape that attaches to the large body.

in the. lore sense. they are when a tf bodies, [like the headmaster kind]... soul bond?? with a humans. Which sounds like there alive but they dont seem to act outside the will of the human host. hard to say if theres a personality to that.

Oh and one of them looks exactly like optimus prime and their not. mentioning that... anyway. ginrai is a japanese man who moved to the usa to persue his trucking career! and comes to posess a very Particular truck

hes not over keen on the very silly genre direction his life is turning until uh. the bad guys start killing all his trucker friends.

[ID: 1. Ginrai, a young japanese man with short hair, laying on a bed, looking saidly at a photograph he holds in his hands. He says the names of his friends "Billy... Dan... Cougar..." 2. Same shot but with more pronounced lighting, rim lit from lightening pouring in past the blinds on the window. Saying "Why was it you guys...?]

[ID: Ginrai's truck/tf vehicle [the iconic flat face red semi], in road combat with a much larger black/purple truck with an offset engine compartment. Ginrai's truck ramming into the larger one. Ginrai yelling "You bastard!" END]

[complete bonus things i look up cause of tf] Cab-over, also known as cab over engine (COE), cab forward or flat face (U.S.), flat nose (Canada), or forward control (UK), is a body style of truck, bus, or van that has a vertical front, "flat face" or a semi-hood, with the cab of the truck sitting above (or forward of) the front axle.This contrasts with a conventional truck where the engine is mounted in front of the driver.

anyway. the trucks. etcetc

[ID: Hydra, a human man with purple hair pink tinted glasses, dress shirt and tie complete with sleeve guards, and no eyebrows. He learns out of the largers truck's window, elbow out, looking back with a smug look "Don't be making this difficult, now" END]

^ pin point creation of insufferable dude.

[ID: Ginrai, with his wrists crossed above his head [to have the two gold braclets he wears touch, somewhat obsured by text]. He yells "Let's go, Destron! METAAA-MORPH!" The fansubber note up top reads "Ginrai uses a Japanese word for transform, henshin, which isn't used by actual Transformers in Masterforce or G1, although it was used in Beast Wars. END]

^[blogger translation note: destron means decepticon] normal man who didnt realise hes gotta operate by super sentai rules now. u gotta speak in english ig... dfbgdf. good gag.

[ID: Ginrai in the full Godmaster transformer body mode [Which just looks like G1 Optimus], tackling one of the decepticon godmasters around the waist. The Decepticon is a grey, purple, and red mech with the wing portions on the back of a jet. END ID]

^yeah idk which one

#some shit #its not called cisformers #👍🏻 bizarre show. what im here for..#every single portion of the show could be its own show. the pretender teams. kids mecha team. these normal ppl turned other. thing.#kids get end animal motivations. adults get dead friends. ig. [ignore the kid who got orphaned ep 2]#oh and are mega and giga human??? well. i suspect maybe not....

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I'm contemplating what to do for Hancock's jewelry and bouncing ideas in my head for the two new Oh Sweet Child requests.

Pending thoughts for jewelry

I'm thinking something like a choker but it's a snake that gently bites the end of its tail. I've long had a motif that folks connected to the RA have a pearl somewhere in their jewelry so maybe the eyes?

Perhaps some scales are gemstones depending on what kinda snake I do though keeping it mostly gold would match with her usual tastes ngl.

Considered a hanging chain from the fangs to a teardrop ruby that is meant to hang between or just under her breasts. I forget if there's a specific name for this but it's usually only done to compliment a plunge neckline or draw the eye to the breasts in general for women--I've never seen this in men's jewelry fashion unless you count dog tags or a ring that is meant to hide under a shirt when desired. Maaayybe 'drops' of rubies down the chain as a sexy intrigue piece that also hunts at how damn dangerous this woman is to get close to.

Okay, so thoughts for Whitebeard's platonic end

I'm not entirely sure on what I'll have for his. Maybe reader has a bad dream (cliche I know lol) and ends up talking to him in a little heart to heart.

Oh! Or maybe reader sneaks out when everyone has passed tf out during a party to try and either escape or get fresh air without being hounded. Idk. Depends on when this takes place cause at the end of Sweet Child they've pretty well resigned to sticking around.

Anyway, party walk, the reader thinks everyone is asleep but as it turns out, Whitebeard tends to be a very light sleeper when on deck and it leads to a soft conversation.

I've tried very hard to not have too much detail in reader's past so it's not specific to anyone--no mention of family or friends--but I have mentioned some vague nothings about "shit choices" implying the marine enlisting wasn't entirely by choice. I didn't have any specific plans for that or secret btw, I just needed something to give the reader a reason to not fold immediately into Whitebeard's crew.

Anyway, I thought it'd be sweet if part of this heart to heart is a conversation about wanting to have a choice in a world that very much doesn't really let you have that. Not knowing what they want to do with their life because they haven't had the ability to put much stock into the future--which is ultimately why they're so passive about their fate despite having a desire to leave.

Which naturally leads to Whitebeard talking about the different reasons he "adopts" his children. The one relevant to the reader is protection and a desire to see them flourish. He didn't seem them out but he knew when they arrived that he wanted them to be apart of his family.

Maybe he suggests they start writing about the many dangerous animals they seem to have a natural ability to charm. At the very least, it gives them an excuse to go after them and well... It's hardly the most dangerous hobby any of his children have picked up Whitebeard adopts feral pirates almost daily he feels kinship at how much reader loves things that could and would rip them to shreds.

And finally Izo.

Izo gives me the most trouble because as far as I'm aware of he's a fan of his guns and he likes cross dressing--if only just in cosmetics and performing traditional Japanese activities that are usually reserved for women like dancing.

I'd need to double check that last part honestly but that's where I'm at right now for understanding his character.

And he hasn't really shown up so I don't have any real basis for his stance on the reader--nor do I have any direction for the request. But I feel like he'd admire the reader not caving into the crew quickly given that it shows they do have dedication and standards.

But I'm pretty lost in bonding for either romantic or platonic senses. At least without getting into conversations about gender which would be difficult to dance around without assigning the reader a specific gender outright.

I know from comments most assume the reader is female and in rather hoping that's because the readers are mostly female as opposed to me missing glaring red "THIS IS NOT A MAN" flags... Which would make me sad cause y'all it's really hard to write some of this stuff without committing to a sex or gender 🥲

But! The point is that from the sounds of it so far, at the very least the reader doesn't typically do any of the cosmetics associated with feminine presenting fashion. So I'd need to be very careful in phrasing to avoid breaking this without talking about "well I'm a dude and dudes don't usually wear lipstick where I'm from" or "I was never a girly girl growing up" cause of the obvious reasons (at least I hope it's obvious).

I'm just not sure what kind of common ground they'd bond over so there's a strong chance it'll be a bit before Izo's comes out, unfortunately.

Perhaps a conversation about duty? And growing last what you'd previously assumed would be your entire life??? That'd be interesting and a unique point only the marine!reader could come from given the drastic difference from marine to full on pirate.

Anyway, I need to sleep now before I completely fuck myself up for work Monday lol

Btw, Melody hasn't been forgotten I just set it down for a moment while I consider how/if I'll drag out the next part before I move Koala into the story.

#one piece #one piece yandere #platonic yandere #oh sweet child of mine #anime jewelry #mittens update #i think a lot before i commit to writing the next part of my stories lol

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spicyicymeloncat · 2 years

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Crystalised part 2 ep 17 spoilers

GUESS WHOS BACK

Oh heyyyy it’s out in English (quality’s shakey but I don’t care at this point)

VILLAINS REALLY JUST BE SPINNING LLOYD. Isn’t he getting blood rushing to his head by now? Or neck ache?

The overlord looks like a fuzzy lion tbh. Like the shape. Actually he’s giving me fnaf freddy vibes. I haven’t scene a lot of fnaf tho

Overlord rlly be like, first I gotta accessories these bitches. The overlord is that meme where

Council: bye overlord we’re gonna take over the world!

Overlord: not looking like that you aren’t

Council: better?

Overlord: yass bitch slay

(I don’t remember how it goes)

Wow these guys sure know etiquette. Always remember to say please and thank you when the embodiment of evil hands you the weapons of god

Overlord: “yeah I guess I was trying to impress you like oh my god I’m just trying out my fashion career why are you so judgey im gonna cry I don’t wanna take over the world I just wanna start up my fashion business and I needed the golden weapons as the perfect accessories the catchphrase to my line up is “we put the slay in slayyy queeen” ahhhh”

Overlord: “was that not cool for you?? I’m also renovating, I’m gonna float my castle please tell me it’s cool also can you please look at my Lego army I forced Harumi to build out of Lego for me and please no mean comments I’m insecure 👉👈”

Actually love how the overlord has insecure vibes I mean he literally forced pythor to eat him just so the robots wouldn’t judge him yknow

THE COUNCIL REALLY JUST BEING MORAL EMOTIONAL SUPPORT THEYRE LIKE “ITS OKAY OVERLORD WE THINK UR COOL”

Wow okay aspheera really said fuck you vangelis btw did you I’m really cool and awesome. Like what tf did vangelis do man he was just standing there only to get absolutely slammed by aspheera man

Ohh yeah. Anti monarchist mechanic for real. Amazing. The overlord (the Crystal king) didn’t comment on it, but he was like bestie I’m right here

Everyone’s relationship with royalty is great

Pythor: became king through legal serpentine conventions (also lost the crown legally since he was proclaimed dead)

Aspheera: overthrew the emperor illegally and reinstated herself as empress

Vangelis: got overthrown himself

Harumi: legally was princess but overthrew her parents to reinstate someone else as emperor

Mechanic: anti monarchist

Mr F: literally just some guy

The Crystal king: what is he even king of? Is it just an empty title

Harumi internally: I’m beginning to sense a pattern in me resurrecting bad guys being a bad idea

Honestly Lloyd is such a king, he’s so sassy when like he thinks all his friends are dead, he’s in a room filled with all his trauma being confronted by the guy who possessed his father, uncle and killed zane. Damn he really chose sass instead of sad

The overlord really was like “choice number 3 🥺” sorry I can’t get baby boy puppy dog ck out of my head

Lloyd was like “great chat guys, *knocks over temple* imma head out now lol” yesss king!

Vangelis: oh yeah I can fly whOOP

That was such a cool scene but vangelis really got hit by random vengestone. He scored a nat 1 on his dexterity check

They’re like elementary schoolers “yes Lord!”

Istg Harumi now you choose to care about Lloyd. “Now he has no family (I killed them) he’s just like me and I sympathise!” Bestieeeee wtf. Can we pretend that that’s what ck said (yeah I’m calling the overlord Crystal king ck now lol)

Lloyd “I’m fucking lost :]”

“Ninja can’t fly” *coughs* airjitsu *coughs more* *dies of coughing fit*

Crystalised ice shuriken is so cool. But mr f said he prefers GUN

Vangelis and Mechanic completely ruining Pythor’s moment and it’s better bc they literally do not have any personal connections with Lloyd pffft

Oh my fucking got WHO IN THE CRYSTAL C*CK HAS THE BRAIN CELL TODAY BECAUSE ITS SHARED AND IT HAS BEEN LOST YALL YOU GUYS DID A SMALL BRAIN

Harumi has the brain cell too bad she also suddenly has emotions now too

Yeah team Crystal c*ck definitely left the brain cell at home, guys why did no one notice Harumi leave??

Woah it’s super convenient that this castle is fitted with automatic doors that don’t turn off when they have a security breach. I see the overlord really does value style over sense

The entirety of the c*ck squad shaking their heads “straight people…” (sorry for making an explicitly llorumi joke we don’t ship it here bc incest??? I just wanted to point out that I think the c*ck squad hates straight ppl. Also yes the council are all gay)

Tbh the impact of hitting the water from that height should have shattered their skulls. Luckily Lloyd is playing by minecraft logic

Aspheera: jump after them

Vangelis: *can fly*

Also vangelis: *fucking leaves*

Lloyd carrying around Harumi, a deadweight in the water, just like how he carries harumi, a deadweight to his emotional health

Lava 👀

Wu: “guys I have a plan but it’s illegal”

Everyone: “hell yeah fuck the police”

Ik it looks like I just made fun of the Crystal king and co for 10 minutes (Tbf I did) but none of that is complaints this so great, and honestly I enjoyed this, it was amazing. Im here for quirky gay legos in hot pink and vivid purple and that’s what I got hell yeah. Also crimeboss Wu appreciation

#ninjago #lego ninjago #Ninjago crystalized #ninjago crystalized spoilers #reaction #I’m back #can’t believe my country’s politics pushed back this episode 😔 sorry guys my bad #should have done the assassination at a later date #as you can tell I had fun tonight

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purpledisastertwin900 · 5 months

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Things That Do Not Make Sense:

Why am I hungry, but don’t want to eat?

Why and how do unspoken rules work in society? Driving?! Being quiet in a library?! How does any of this make sense

My bones???? I have them but it I see them it’s bad

Math

The slow passage of time

Why I want to write fanfiction but can’t

Social norms

Tik tok

Why does the sock go inside the shoe but very rarely does a shoe go inside a sock

Why can I feel exhausted with 3 hours of sleep and feel the same way with 10

Insulated water bottles. How tf does it do that

Birds

Vocal range

Fashion

Clouds. You’re telling me that’s floating water???

#what is life #radio rambles #random drabbles #shitpost

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jet-bradley · 1 year

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I understand that consumerism bad but some of yall got real problems with people wanting to wear cute little outfits and have a personal style and I just wanna say I do NOT understand it. Why

Like I say this as someone whose fashion sense IRL is mostly "I'm wearing a shirt and pants and enough layers to not freeze to death, that's probably good": What the hell is wrong with people wanting to dress to fit a certain fashion trend or just to wear a cute outfit? Life is short, if dressing to fit an aesthetic sparks joy why tf not?

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lumidark166 · 3 years

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Hold up

GEORGE FUCKING KARIZAKI

ARE YOU WEARING BUTTON UP SHIRT LIKE SOUGO DOES????

I guess whoever in fashion department went to make him obvious he is infact Rider fan

THEY MAKE HIM WEAR EXACT SAME BUTTON UP SHIRT???

Its decent, but.. pls its fucking disaster when you in scientist clothes WITH FUCKING FURRY FLIP FLOP????

#kamen rider #tokusatsu #kamen rider revice #george karizaki #why tf they have bad fashion sense..

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jonnnysuh · 3 years

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could we get along with svt in real life?

A collaborative series by @vernonsnostrils and me (Nala)!

A/N: Lately Bee and I have been doing daily rankings for fun and we decided to share our very very specific and dumb insights with all of you. For this one we're ranking who we think could tolerate us......... <3 Warning: Dumb info ahead

NALA:

13.Wonwoo – looks scary. I also have a rbf so imagine us together omg. Everyone would think we’re vampires. No one would want to be friends with us so we’d only have each other.

12.Woozi – I feel like I know nothing about him :-( He’s an amazing musician, and does come off as a little tiny bit mischievous. I feel like Woozi is the type of guy I have every class with but then we graduate never saying a word to each other.

11. Jun – I think Jun is funny as hell but he’s so quiet. I’d want to be his friend but I wouldn’t know how to approach him. Everyone loves him tho so he has his pick of friends and it does not include me LMAO

10. Jeonghan – (this one kind of doesn't make sense bc he should be higher on the list,, but also?? i'm the one who made this list so fite me) but I think that me and him are pretty similar. We both have a side that’s devious and wants to create havoc but we’re also the mom friend that takes care of everyone and with that I feel like we’d butt heads/ be the designated parents which is EW I am 20 years old,, I'm no one's mommy YUCK.

9. Joshua – he’s also quiet but I know he has a good sense of humour!!!! Hypes up my bad ideas bc he’s not involved -- but he will be giving me a thumbs up in the sidelines. I feel like he’s the type to make me text the guy I have a crush on “Just do it. What do you have to lose?” UM my dignity??? Tf Josh.

8.DK – The human version of a “pick-me-up” He is so “no thoughts, head empty” and I am too. Let’s go cloud watching !!!!!!!!! Let’s pick flowers !!!! A good friend to text on a bad day bc he will literally tell you the most embarrassing thing that happened to him, and even though you’ve heard it before it’ll still make you laugh.

7. The8 – simple, really. He likes art and I love art. He likes fashion, I like fashion. I feel like we could talk shit together LMAO. He has the most specific roasts but they’re always on point. I need someone who’s a little bit mean in my life <3

6. Mingyu – I know I could bully him jokingly and he’d take it (bc he knows I’m joking) but it wouldn’t stop him from pouting a bit. I feel like he’d be scared of me at first LMAO. We both share the hobby of photography so my ideal day out with him is just wandering around with cameras and taking pics of things we think are beautiful. Also forcing each other to pose in front of a dirty brick wall bc “IT LOOKS COOL, TRUST ME.” “WAIT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO POSE THO” and then he’d literally have to mold me into a good pose bc I am Play-doh

5. Vernon – The calm to my crazy, convinces me not to beat someone’s ass. Walks into my room to say nothing else but “Spaghetti” and then leaves quietly. Doesn’t talk to me for 5 months but will send me a meme at 5am bc it reminded him of an inside joke we had. Live-texts his emotions to me while watching tv shows, and shares new conspiracy theories with me. He’s a little bit too chill, I need someone ready to fuck shit up.

4. S Coups – is reliable and gives good advice bc he’s also a ball of anxiety. Nags me to do the right thing. Messes with me a lot. Would stay on the phone with me if I was home alone and told him I heard a noise. Says “Calm down there’s no one there.” BUT he’d also say shit like “check under your bed”

3. Seungkwan– I feel like we’re just as annoying as each other. He has the biggest heart and is super encouraging and thoughtful. Half the time we’re joking around, and the other half we’re fighting. Very much love-hate. Capricorns and virgos are a superior duo. I said it.

2. Hoshi– all round good vibes. Chaos and Loudness matched. Doesn’t always have to be around a lot of people bc he creates the fun when it’s just us two. The kind of friend I practice flirting on and everyone’s like ??? “You’re in love with him” no bro I’m just bored… we just do this kind of shit and he is IMMUNE to my lovey antics by now.

1.Dino– We bully each other a lot but we also have each other’s backs. Definitely not ride or dies tho bc we will tell each other when the other fucked up. We are sarcastic dumb dumbs and that’s why we like each other. I feel like he would only tell me how much he cares about me on my birthday.

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13. mingyu – i literally don’t know what i would say to mingyu. “tall man” or “what up big boy.” i would be scared of him until someone taught me how not to be. like i gotta hang out with him in a group setting for three months straight until i can say hi to him when i enter a room. if i saw him i would simply just Not See Him.

12. wonwoo – like mingyu i don’t know if i’d have anything to say to him. him and mingyu both have popular high school boy personalities and that scares me.

11. josh – besides being californian, i don’t know if we’d have anything to talk about outside of in n out and traffic. he’s too pretty for me.

10. The8 – i feel like we’ve been over this for me. he’s too intellectual and polite i wouldn’t have much to say to him. but i feel like we could talk good shit about other people.

9. jun – i think i get along well with people with quiet funny personalities. like the kind where you don’t have to necessarily say anything but look at them and they’re telling you what they’re thinking. he knows that i know. so he kept reacting and looking at me. i think it’d take a while to develop a friendship though.

8. jeonghan – i wanna cause chaos with jeonghan. i want to do lots of things with jeonghan i feel like he would give me piggyback rides while sliding with his socks on the floor. he would tease me and i would be offended for five minutes while he pretends to tell me he’s sorry (he’s not).

7. dino – dino and i would be like twins building a sandcastle on the beach. that’s our vibe. like the kids you meet on vacation and play pirates with at the pool. relegated to the kids table kind of vibe.

6. scoups – he’s like the type to play catch with the stuffed animal in the room while we sit on the floor and chat. like he just arrived and is asking me about my day and picks it up from my bed and we throw it around while talking.

5. seungkwan – i think seungkwan and i could sit and talk outside on the patio when the stars are bright. like we could sit outside and stare out at the stars while i talk about my biggest dreams and don’t even need to see him to know that he thinks the world of me

4. hoshi – i see a lot of face masks. hoshi teaches me how to dance while they rest on our faces, but they keep sliding off because we’re laughing too hard. he has immaculate vibes, like the type to say “here for a good time not for a long time” but it’s an absolute lie because he’s there for both.

3. woozi – although i like to joke that he’s an evil little man, i think we could talk a lot about music and he would be very happy to teach me what he knows, and we’d spend a lot of time developing ideas and growing together.

2. vernon – he has the personality of my irl best friend, like a slightly chaotic aquarius who is horrendously hard to reach like 99% of the time. he’s the kind of guy who would try to make dinner but end up fucking it up so horribly that when i come in it’s like smoky and awful and the fire alarm is going off, so i have to air out the apartment and go get takeout and bring it home to my burned smelling apartment and eat it on the floor of the living room while binge watching a new netflix show.

1. dk – i just love the kind of joy and energy he radiates, like would be excited to do anything at all if it’s with me. would love to accompany me on any task if i just asked, like getting ice cream at 10pm and he’d know exactly what kind of flavor he’d get so it could accompany mine well when we inevitably switched halfway through the cone. saves the bottom of the cone, the chocolate tip, for me because he knows it’s my favorite.

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