#why this amuses me so much

[nukashine]

he's so fucking goofy

#idk why this panel in particular amuses me so much but it does #fallout #fallout new vegas #benny gecko #all roads #holotapes

[chronicowboy]

buck and eddie's conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it's like: your estranged wife who you're sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can't talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie's silence, bestie replies that it's none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you're begging him to question every life decision you've ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he's been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa's village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3

#sami rambles #sorry but eddie amuses me so much in that scene #aloof secretive resigned eddie diaz just straight (ironic) up begging buck to call him out on his possibly dumb decisions #the conversation is insane #eddie: not gonna say anything?? #buck: its none of my business 🤐 #eddie: you're right its not #buck: i know #eddie: idk why you brought it up #buck: You brought it up #eddie: im not gonna tell u anything buck its none of ur business #buck: that's what i'm saying!!! #eddie: good 😤 so anyway lmfao get this- #LIKE ??? #they're both so deeply pathetic in s2 #why do they swap personalities for a scene and act like their about to die under the weight of their big man crushes #911 show #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #buck x eddie

[petricorah]

😭😭he sit

#astarion #bg3 #idk why this amused me so much its a normal pose but i literally reloaded the game so i could get this screencap #also i finnnnallly got the good armor for him!!! #and found some armor i like for my tav as well #i have so many comic thumbnails for them i need to just draw them already #so worried abt getting astarions likeness but im gonna do it. im gonna #notmyart

[the-modern-typewriter]

Just a brief anecdote based on your most recent posted anon that I thought you might find amusing- one time I was talking with someone about protag/antag dynamics and how they're some of my favorites in media. They mentioned that they hadn't seen that dynamic very often and I was like "huh, weird! I've read so many, I see it all the time!" And then when I was thinking of examples I realized that. I was just remembering your whole catalog of work which I love dearly and have read all of (I'm a long time subscriber to your patreon as well). A slight spiders georg moment

oh my god

am I villain spiders georg

not exactly the same, but here are four books with good protag/antag vibes:

Summer sons by Lee Mandelo

Dark Rise/Dark Heir by C.S Pascat

The Invisible Life of Addie La Rue by V.E Schwab

The Last Tale of the Flower Bride by Roshani Chokshi

#i do find this amusing #be the change you want to see in the world #literally my not finding the protag/antag dynamics I wanted to read was precisely why I began writing it #so always happy for further recs #i just love it so much when it's done well #the variation #the complexity and the nuance #and i don't mean oh the villain is actually a poor misunderstood baby and the hero's side is secretly evil arc #as much as that also entertains me and has worth #i love a genuine villain (at least at the start) who is also so ambiguous and genuine in the connection they have with the hero of the stor

[bigtiddygandalf]

how did i forget that in the book, aziraphale gets clocked and hate crimed by a little girl

#i died laughing #a little girl just went for his fucking throat #and his first reaction is to look at crowley im dyingg #she really went ‘you’re bad at magic and also a cocksucker’ #sorry i rly don’t know why this amuses me so much #book omens #good omens #ineffable spouses

[funeralroast]

going to space for a lil' bit

#shayne topp #amanda lehan canto #smosh #smoshblr #idk why this amused me so much

[uncanny-tranny]

I often see this impulse from other trans men* that involves hypervigilance of being one of the "good men" who set ourselves apart from the men who hurt others, and I wonder if this ultra-policing actually prevents us from being "bad"

I wonder if agonizing about doing everything "right" is only contributing to poor mental health of trans men* because you are seeing a distorted, monstrous version of yourself, somebody with whom you have to kill off. It forces you into this space of having to be perfect, to beat yourself up over any perceived infraction.

And I just don't think it's an effective measure to ensure we are "one of the good ones." Constantly treating yourself as the beast, treating yourself like a leper who has no place in the civilized world? How does that ensure that you both treat others well but also ensure that you aren't fucking miserable every single moment you're not alone?

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #i'm still trying to be More Normal arpund others because i still to this day immediately treat my manhood... #...like a slight. i can feel the way people stare when i am over-apologizing and they're assuring me to my face that i am /fine/... #...i accidentally touched a coworker and i could feel her amusement that i wouldn't accept her acceptance of my three+ apologies... #..i've heard so much about how Awful men are and i carry around this impulse both to protect my manhood but to also apologize that it exist #and that internal shame and isolation doesn't contribute positively because you aren't focused on action if that makes sense #you're so focused on not rocking the boat that your feet grow roots in the ground that prevent you from moving forward #and that feeling of being Stuck is honestly scary and isolating and there's a lot of self-hatred in that (at least in my experience) #because i KNOW what i believe about my manhood is wrong and yet... i often still believe it #it's fadcinating that you can know something is Wrong and yet still firmly believe in it with all your soul #why do i always make these thpe of posts while playing skyrim. damn you todd howard (lighthearted)

[melverie]

I took his hair dye away

#he's not amused about this forced hair color change :( #anyway the promised mephisto post will be up in a few hours #it's almost done #after that i'm writing another mega post about solomon because the debate seems to start up again #i honestly don't know why we need to keep bringing that up again all the time if you don't like him you don't & if you do you do #both is okay #but if you're going to argue about it at least use points actually supported by the story #this is the last edit for now btw bc they take up so much time aahhh #unless of course anyone has any suggestions? haha jk #unless 👀 #obey me #obey me mephistopheles #obey me edits

[sasswonfp]

Dead Bats lmao. woe JUSTICE album redraw be upon you

#batman #bruce wayne #batman fanart #justice audio video disco #justice league #justice band #album art #album redraw #homegrown art #dc #dc comics #dc fanart #the concept of batman dead ontop of the stone slab was just so funny to me #upside down bc he is not a Christ-like figure he is actually just this fucking Thing #drawing dead batman amused me so much. I was so mad but this was making me grin through the anger #anyway this album fucks idk why ppl think its their worse one #die maybe idk

[marvelyningreen]

This was published in 1924.

(“The Rummy Affair of Old Biffy” - P.G. Wodehouse)

#i don’t know why it amuses me so much but it does #pg wodehouse #p. g. wodehouse #jeeves and wooster #the rummy affair of old biffy #bertie wooster #just shouting into the void

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Okay Girlies I need you all to answer this one question for me. I haven't played through Karamelle or Novus yet and I've only seen and heard snippets of Dasein so I don't know all that much ahout him. Reblog/tag why y'all want to fuck him- I mean marry him (or just something you really like about him)

#guys im sorry he sounds too much like someones grandfather he's so goofy /lh #i love him he's dear to my heart but more akin to a weirdly shaped cheeto you find in a bag. quirky and amusing #NOT ME THINKING ABOUT OMNIMAN'S “shes more of like a- a uh pet to me!” #THIS ISNT ME JUDGING BTW THERE IS NO JUDGEMENTAL TONE IN THIS POST #im just actually intrigued bc i wanna know more about dasein and why he's so hot to people #im probs gonna make a post about what i love most about him before and after i play through novus to compare my opinions #thats the ONLY reason why i dont talk about dasein enough bc i know next to shit about him HEKSJAKSHE #i like all the science and philosphy thay surrounds his lore and character personally #like from the scenes that ive seen him in you judt learn so much about him and the world around him through his eyes #so far it seems like he's a character that immerses you in the story extremely well. idk how to explain it its like he lives and breathes it #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #dasein #text posts #this post is actually so goofy because here i am like “why do you guys want to tap an old man”- #-and literally my last post was “why is the sea monster so fucking hot” JSKSMSJSJAK

[maddy-ferguson]

i don't like j0pper either but when people say joyce should've stayed with bob they always lose me because i have a hard time believing she even liked the man

#like hardcore twitter j0ppers have a point i fear she wasn't amused by his antics #and narratively he's very much her el and her steve the normal she can't go back to after the upside down stuff (like him wanting them to #move to maine) #something else about joyce and hopper. when someone said i don't think hopper's homophobic for saying like is he in s1 (i don't think he #would be based on that alone like it's not a convincing argument to me at all) someone else said you're crazy to think joyce would get #with a man who could be homophobic she would never do that to will when like. wasn't murray's whole thing in s3 that joyce didn't #like that hopper was a brute but that she also kinda liked it. now why they would choose to highlight that instead of continuing on the #path of s1-s2 j0pper idk but just. it's funny that they'd immediately go joyce would never do that to will when like. yeah. #i do think bob was the better choice...for will's stepdad lol. for joyce idk. #for jonathan...no idea #and hardcore j0ppers are cute when they say how dare you base your opinion of hopper on s3 that's like three days in his entire life WELL #we only spend one week a year with these characters blame the duffers for giving us this side of hopper and for leaving us with that for 3 #years. but i can also find stuff i don't like about him in other seasons so we're fine #and like i say: brf slt

[hiis-theme]

somewhere out there is an alternate timeline where toby was correct and people actually did hate spamton. could you imagine that. i have to imagine we wouldn't have gotten the spamton sweepstakes in that case which is crazy to think about given how much lore that gave us-

#puppy rambles #deltarune #spamton #my favorite part of the spamton sweepstakes is the part of the q&a where spamton implied he and jevil are divorced #are all the secret bosses in a polycule you think. we need to add to this deranged relationship #diversity win! all the people who were driven insane by being told their world is just a game are in a polyamorous relationship <3 #i like to think gaster made a discord for all of them. just like ''hey. sorry for telling you your world's fake. here's a discord. good by' #i don't even care about the secret bosses super much but they still amuse me greatly. even if there's only two of them rn- #spamton is so hilarious. idk why everyone is so obsessed with him but it makes him even funnier to me #also his text in brackets is fun to write. it's also hard to write but you can do so much with it #since it's taken from various places on the internet you can just reference memes #... i mean the one problem is that it'd probably have to be memes from the time period deltarune's in #so like. early 2000's or 2010's #but the valentines don't regard that and reference more recent memes so who knows really #maybe deltarune's actually meant to be in modern times. i mean you could fully convince me #that noelle just likes old internet-style websites and stuff dfskljfdsdfjksfkjlsfkj- #(i mean some of the meme references are up to interpretation) #(but the two definite ones are the war thunder forums leaking military documents and also the hotel mario intro) #(and at the very least the former is a newer thing) #(there's also seemingly references to the ''let me in'' meme and the foam shower images from the april fool's newsletter last year) #(idk where the fuck else ''insulating foam'' would be taken from-) #i hope spamton just randomly contributes to conversations sometimes if you have the dealmaker equipped #i logically doubt it but it'd be extremely hilarious #i'm now imagining equipping the dealmaker to noelle. who was not there for either spamton encounter #''um. kris why's there a voice in my head telling me to be a big shot?'' ''don't worry about it'' #alternatively if you just get the dealmaker from the hole in castle town cuz you have another file with it #... can you do that in chapter 2 files. if so then can you technically have the dealmaker while not having met spamton- #''player why is there a voice in my head telling me to be a big shot'' ''don't worry about it'' #''i'm sparing you from having an existential crisis later-''

[frownyalfred]

the anon asking me about wallpapers yesterday reminds me of how lost phones got returned at the library I worked at in college.

basically, we’d give you the phone if you could describe the current lock screen /wallpaper without being suspicious. odds were, if you knew the wallpaper (or the last person who texted you, etc) it was probably your phone.

except. except. this was a college library at a large university. the wallpapers were absolutely insane, embarrassing things because their owners were coffee addicts and students blowing through all-nighters. they simply did not care.

and so returning phones always ended one of two ways: the person would just shrug and say “yeah it’s a pic of me with my dad fishing” and we’d give it back.

or the person would look away, blush, and then say something like “it’s a picture of princess peach getting railed by mario inside the scooby doo universe” and yup, they’d be exactly right. that’s what it was.

#this gives me so much anxiety if I ever lose my phone #because as I mentioned it’s currently januariat’s amazing art #and idk how to explain to a security guard or librarian what superbat is and why it’s on my phone #as a kid twenties professional #thoughts #personal #I hope this amuses someone #if I returned a phone to you at a big ten university in the last few years #just know that I was very amused but couldn’t say anything about your wallpaper choices #fandom #wallpaper #wallpapers #background #backgrounds #phone background #tumblr

[10ud-c10ud]

Someone wanna tell me why slash looks so little next to Nikki?? Is Nikki just a giant??? IS SLASH JUST TINY????? SOMEONE MAKE IT MAKE SENSE PLEASE I DON’T GET IT MAN HEP?????

#I love this picture so so much #slash looks so little #and Nikki is huge #and idk why that’s so amusing to me #but it’s fabulous #and I love it #Nikki sixx #motley crue #slash #guns n roses

[julesnichols]

Book Jules nsfw: overalls with nothing else underneath

Show Jules nsfw: no hardhat or ear muffs in the generator

#silo #silo apple tv #silo tv #wool #juliette nichols #i am reading the first book and this amused me so here. have a shitpost that only half makes sense #but it is funny that in the book they do have proper safety equipment #and in the show they just rawdog generator fixes like #ma'am. that is an osha violation!! #i know they don't have osha anymore but you would think they'd have SOME safety standards #and yet clearly they do not #also i get why they changed the overalls thing #as much as it saddens me as someone who is gay. ik why and i can even appreciate the why #however why change them having safety standards. hilarious tho tbh