#why this came to my mind

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time #Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick?? #As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt #no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in #Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter #I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international #But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping #The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind #I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done #King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic

[kyurochurro]

GOOD AFTERNOON!! TODAYS UNI SKETCH IS : a redraw/study/doodle/whateva you wanna call it of this very dapper image of Picard and Data!! first time drawing Picard so I struggled a lil but otherwise I had so much fun drawing Data! :Pc og pic under the cut!

picard you smoke too tough... your swag too different ...

#churro art #my art #digital art #illustration #fanart #star trek #star trek the next generation #star trek tng #jean luc picard #captain picard #picard #data soong #YKNOW FOR THE FIRST TIME DRAIWNG PICARD I ACTUALLY DONT HATE HOW HE LOOKS!!! AHAHA #granted ill prob change my mind when i draw him again and look back on this but SSHSHHS FRO NOW ITS GOOD #AGHHHH i worked on this all throughout my classes bro LOLLL #from 7 am till 2 pm these two were being sketched away at... #no not really this probably took like 2 hours elapsed time i just had a heavy day today so. thats why HSHJASHJKAS #so many homeworks... so little time to take little naps and watch silly space show... #ALSO its my second time drawing Data and even though this is just a doodle im so happy with how his face came out!!!! GRAH 😭😭😭 #the best way to draw a smile that didnt look too ooc was to just mimic the rankin bass smiles #u know the ones the little :3 #ANYWAYS I GTG GOODBYE MORE CLASSES AGH #gotta draw more data

[allisamemory]

4.2 / Masquerade of the Guilty Spoilers

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Focalors: i created a perfect human

Neuvillette: you fucked up a perfectly good human is what you did. look at her, she’s got anxiety

#genshin impact #masquerade of the guilty spoilers #Neuvillette #focalors #furina #idk why but this is what came to my mind first when focalors was like ‘so anyways i cursed her’ #if i were neuvi i would have slapped focalors tbh #incorrect quotes

[ssstrawberryflowers]

another date, this time with ferrie

+croissants that shall unfortunately be given to filth

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ferryman ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #ferrygabe #ferrygabv1el #v1gabe #fan art #my art #would've drawn a background in the second one if i knew what to choose #also the stores in the first one are just. first thing that came to mind #in the third one Gabriel is fidgeting with his loincloth btw #make of that what you will #i am aware i drew ferryman's holy cloth like shit in that same first one i'm sorry #he/him ferryman btw; just dresses femme #i sometimes feel so dumb drawing stuff like this #like “why are you drawing this about ultrakill this makes no sense it's stupid unrealistic oversugary mush you fucking dumbass” #yeah. that's how it goes in my brain lol

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

saw @chez-cinnamon's absolutely BANGER butterfly!Howdy design and couldn't resist! two fluffy flutterbyes <3 solidarity

#still unsure of Why this was the only pose that came to mind but! who am i to deny the brain what it wants #i also have no idea what it is about butterflies and mullets + extra fluff #it just feels Right. #oh also if you haven't checked out chez-cinnamon's Real World au uhhhh Go Do That!!! #its fun! its funky! its fresh! its got a lot of great art! its got a Comic! #emphasis on a Lot Of Great Art! #i will admit im emotionally invested in the plot. its reeled me in. im Fascinated by it #also(x2) i Cannot get over how swagtastic that butterfly howdy design is #like!!! look at it!!! the colors the patterns the WINGS agh the wings <3<3<3 #truly a unique and creative design that im totally not jealous of ahaha what- #kidding im Kidding. or am i... i am i am #scribble garnish #yassified howdy <3 #welcome home #alrighty its officially 2 am i needed to be asleep uhhhhh three hours ago #gonna queue this up and conk out. while lovingly thinking of chez-cinnamon's butterfly howdy my fucking GOD #cant get over how Gorgeous he is #the facial patterns.... the colors.... immaculate #top tier design i am Taking Notes #ok ok sleeping now. Sleeping. snz snork mimi and all that. etc

[schyrosoreffs]

some aphmau art from like twt uhhhh O(_

#aphmau #aphmau fanart #laurance zvahl #garroth ro'meave #aphmau shalashaska #garrance #laurmau #garmau #hello aphblr *waves* #actually came from twt yeah... #explodes them with mind they are just the silliest trio i love my three little meow mewos #why is tagging actually hard #hand arting #minecraft diaries #almost forgor to tag mcd 💀 #ok i think this all i have to tag bye *evaporates*

[lui-the-cute-snek]

What is it with transformers and these growing towers btw

#transformers #maccadam #transformers prime #transformers rise of the beasts #transformers earthspark #earthspark spoilers #if you guys know of any other examples please share #but this is the only ones that came to my mind when i was watching earthspark #two is a coincidence but three is a pattern or however the saying goes #im gonna tag the characters that appear in the screenshot because why not lol #optimus primal #bumblebee #twitch malto #nightshade malto #agent schloder

[blazeturbo102]

Remember when Eddie's last words to Buck almost were "Alright cowboy, go get 'em" and he would have had to live with that knowledge.

But it turned out it was the first thing Buck remembered.

#buddie #911 abc #911 fox #idk what my point is with this btw #idk why it came to my mind again this morning lol #i just found it funny; but also adorable #am i laughing at them or 🥺; the world may never know; i definitely don't #911 tv show #evan buckley #eddie diaz #evan buck buckley #edmundo diaz #edmundo eddie diaz #911 show

[puppyeared]

I'd kill for Asriel. Your Asriel art made me cry. Thx /pos

thankyu ^_^ heres a drawing of him drawn in 2013 style deviantart

#with the red outlines and yellow overlay lol #i was going to answer this like a normal person but once it popped into my head i poured 4 hours into it #actually yea what was with the red lineart with 2013-2015 art.. it was popular for like a brief period of time and then it wasnt #was it the b/illdip art that made it popular... i have to wonder where it came from bc it stands out in my mind #this was actually really fun to make i can see why ppl liked this art style a lot.. i used a multiply blend mode on my brush and #used a soft airbrush for coloring and ough.... the 2015 undertale fans knew what was up #my art #myart #doodles #ask #answered #asriel #undertale #utdr #i drew this while listening to electric angel and i felt like my mind was slammed back into 2015 for a solid 3 minutes #hes eating a whopper bc i couldnt think of anything else

[muzzleroars]

What if you draw v1 teaching Gabriel how to do the funny coin shot

taking this opportunity to say v1 has such a crush on this guy!!!!!!

#v1's binary reads 'ready?' #TELL ME WHY I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THIS #this is what immediately came fully formed to my mind tho #ive been in a sappy mood lately!!!! #i know that sounds like nothing new but well!!!! #cake answers #v1 #gabriel #doodle tag

[brainrotdotorg]

how many tasteless sacrilegious dolores dei-themed stripteases and burlesque shows do you think have been performed in elysium. blonde wigs and all white dresses and golden wreathes and all that. no bra obviously. spotlight shining right on the titties to mimic a lung glow effect. dolores dei drag queen performances lipsyncing to vesper-messinian chants

#dont ask me where this thought came from. #at least one pole dancer had a very short-lived war criminal theme going on for a little bit. #she was described the be supernaturally beautiful and all that after all #thinking about what the real world equivalent of that would be... jesus christ striptease? #i dont know why this. happened #i was listening to felix colgrave's infernum and my mind started to wander in the most fascinating way

[kanzakurawrites]

I read the first Hunger Games book for the first time (yeah, I know I know) and now all I can imagine is a Descendants Au of it.

Like, the villains keep having children, and the children are having children. The isle of so overpopulated, very quickly, and the only solution that the villains think of is making a group of children fight to death each year. This is eight years into the Isle. The goblins row the kids out to the Isle of Doom, and go back at the end of each week. Some are done in that first week, the longest went two months.

The first few times the kids tried not to, they are kids, but then the adults just killed them all.

Unlike the Hunger Games, they allow one male and one female to come out alive (this proves their worth, and their children could be "strong". Remember, these are villains trying to get off the Isle)

Jay ends up in three times, he comes out each of them just a little more haunted.

Mal goes in at ten, she comes out without her wings and half dead. Gil was in that year, and he saved her life. (He found out about her dad, because Mal's flames showed themselves and she survived too many attempts on her life. He becomes a shadow to her, and not even Uma's wrath will make him stop)

Evie ends up in there at 15, going in Dizzy's place. It was the quickest game the Isle ever had. She poisoned the remaining food and water, and thanks to her mother, she was able to go without it while waiting.

Uma and Harry were in together. Uma was 11, and Harry was 12. Ever since they've been inseparable, but they don't talk about what happened in there.

Carlos is a lucky one. His cousin Ivy took his place, and she burned the Isle of Doom to the ground. She's one of the few never allowed back there, as the next year's games weren't as entertaining for the oldest villains. (But that's the year they found out there's just a smidge of magic on the isle, because the few trees that were there grew back)

Many VK's try to disappear to avoid the games. Some live under the Isle in the tunnels, which has driven a couple mad.

And yet Auradon doesn't realize what is happening - or they just don't care.

#disney descendants #descendants au #idk why my mind came up with this #but it fits #mal bertha #evie daughter of the evil queen #jay son of jafar #carlos de vil #uma daughter of ursula #harry hook #gil legume

[ashersanity]

WORKOUT BUDDY! WHITNEY

“He’s the worst, isn’t he?”

whitney as your workout buddy, brought to you by asher.

pairings : m!whitney x gn!pc (mentions of m!pc too)

cw! dub-con?, non consensual touches, stalkerish behavior, whitney being a creep

- art is by @shoknsfw, my #1 whitney artist

“Fuck. Let me show you what a real workout is, slut.”

workout buddy! whitney who’s not known for being the most welcoming, cheerful person at the gym. always with a trained, pissed off look on his face, glaring at anyone who dares to interrupt him between reps as he’s busy lifting weights, sending them off to scurry away to the other side of the gym. lucky for you though, it seems you caught his attention, silently watching you from afar with an unreadable look in his eyes.

workout buddy! whitney who insists on correcting your form whenever you’re lifting weights, the smug bastard unable to help himself when it comes to correcting someone else. of course, that poor person just happens to be you, newbie who doesn’t know the very first thing about posture or tempo. don’t worry, the delinquent’s here to help. rough hand placed onto your back to straighten your spine or so he claims while the other one is grasping at your hip, trailing lower then it really should.

workout buddy! whitney who gets a bit too comfortable with your personal space, starting off with light, ‘accidental’ brushes to your lower back, eventually finding themselves down to your behind that he loves to press against with his crotch. enjoys the startled squeaks that elicits from you, clear grin on his face once you whip your head around to meet his avoidant gaze, pretending to be innocent.

workout buddy! whitney who’s a complete and utter bastard and refuses to share his bottle of water with you, making a show of drinking it right in front of you, soft, pink lips wrapped around the rim of his flask. oh, how you wish you could get a taste of that sweet, sweet water to quench the undeniable thirst in your mouth. only willing to lend you some if you beg for it, frantic pleas bringing a smirk to his lips. proceeds to pull you into an unexpected kiss, forcing the liquid down your throat for you to swallow. sloppily kissing you with his tongue just for him to pull away and walk off like nothing happened.

workout buddy! whitney who you somehow run into constantly at the showers with his gym clothes already off, toned body slicked with sweat and humidity from the steaming water. probably the most awkward experience you have to live through, standing next to him beneath the shower sprays raining down onto your naked bodies. no need to be nervous, you’re both guys aren’t you? leers at you the whole time, wandering hands dipping down to ‘accidentally’ squeeze and get a feel of your ass.

workout buddy! whitney who has your entire schedule memorized, from when you first walk into the gym, which exercises you do, how many sets in total you have, specific shower time. what a coincidence it is, bumping into the blond near the entrance as you’re ready to head out, him pulling you back to invite you for a night at the pub that he desperately hopes you accept. might end up with him slipping you inside his run-down apartment, firm arm wrapped around your waist, smirking to himself.

workout buddy! whitney who’s getting increasingly impatient in his pursuit of you, quick and heavy breath fanning the shell of your ear, being all too close for something that’s simply the demonstration of an exercise. trapping you between his strong arms to keep you in place, not-so-subtly getting himself off by grinding against your leg, throbbing boner in his sweats. shit, that shocked expression on your face and your little squirms is everything to the bully, restraining himself from fucking you right then and there.

workout buddy! whitney who now has you bent over one of the benches or pressed up against the lockers as he ruthlessly fucks into you, propping your leg up over his hip for support, balls meeting your stretched out hole with every slap resounding lowly in the changing room. fuck, he knew you’d crack one day, it was just a matter of time before he finally got his hands on you, now forever his to claim. whitney’s own fucking gym buddy now turned into his personal slut, eagerly taking in his fat cock. what a whore you are, slut.

anything to say, asher?

- “FEM!WHITNEY AS YOUR WORKOUT BUDDY, CANT FUCKING CONCENTRATE, I’D BE STARING AT HER TITS THE ENTIRE TIME. LICKING THAT SWEAT OFF NO NEED TO SHOWER WHEN YOU HAVE M—“

[END OF POST]

#ironic how I had this idea at the gym #came in my mind mid rep and it all clicked together from there #what if whitney was my workout buddy huh? #wow whitney you know so many techniques #haha.. why are you pressing up your cock against mine like that..? #hahaaa.. whitney? #whitney what are you doing.. #WHITNEY? #WHITNEY N— #dol #degrees of lewdity #whitney the bully #dol whitney #whitney dol #character x reader #gn reader #gender neutral reader #male reader #m reader #asher getting.. ideas! #asher writes

[propertyofjameswilson]

Goofy Wilson

#house #house md #james wilson #robert sean leonard #rsl #s06e19 #goofy is the first word came out of my mind idk why

[spac3trash]

he refuses to get it removed...

#look I don't know why this came into my mind but I will just accept it... #Louie would have a tramp stamp cmon... #this turned into polymar cuz i’m just predictable like that… #pikmin #pikmin louie #louie pikmin #aries pikmin #olimar pikmin #polymar #louiwifemar #spac3trash art #louimar #captain olimar #olimar’s wife

[toasteaa]

Something something you stop by Neuvillette's office to bring him something and have a quick visit and the second you leave, a sun shower starts up.

Slowly at first, as if the sky itself is hesitant to let the rain fall before it opens up completely. Rain lines the streets with gold and clings to fresh flowers sitting in open stalls. A few citizens seek shelter under awnings and cafe umbrellas; one couple braves the rain and laughs on their stroll.

This rain is warm. Welcoming. Unlike the cold, unforgiving rain that follows an evening trial.

It's an embrace; a realization and a confession rolled up in one, heavy, cloudless rain.

One that you just haven't figured out yet.

#toast talks #genshin impacted #sorry everyone I had the vision of Neuvillette falling in love/realizing hes falling in love and it just starts raining #not because he's said but because it's such an intense emotion that he's rarely ever felt that it just starts raining #it's nothing compared to when he first started recognizing this feeling as love. THAT was a downpour. #It was so bad in fact that Furina literally came to check on why he was so upset and he was like #'Lady Furina I believe I may be 'in love'' #and Furina is like...'but why is it raining tho?? Are you okay???' #He's not okay. He's old he's exhausted and he's falling in love. There's a LOT on his mind right now!!! #Thinking anout that teapot line again. About how loving and being loved in return is something that he felt so strongly about. #Picking up lovesick and hopeless romantic Neuvillette in my arms and smooching him rn #okay visibilty tag time: #x reader #genshin x reader #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #This is so Eclairette coded but idc y'all be indulgent with me before I explode