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austronauts · 2 years

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Toronto Maple Leafs Players as Survivor Contestant Archetypes - Part 1 (Mitch, Auston, Bunts)

i realize that literally nobody except my 2 friends, my middle aged coworker, and i watch Survivor anymore, but this idea has been stuck in my head for ages so im going to go ahead and do the thing that literally nobody except 1 of my 2 brain cells (the one with less self control) asked for: Toronto Maple Leafs Players as Survivor contestant archetypes (and how long they’d last in the competition). I started writing this and it very quickly spun out of control so I will have to break it up into several parts. Here’s the Maple Leafs’ 1st liners as Survivor contestants.

Mitch Marner - The Goofy Sociable Twink/Survivor “Super-Fan”

Mitch’s intro will basically be Mitch earnestly yapping at LENGTH about how he’s been watching Survivor with his parents since he was a BABY. Survivor is part of his LIFE. Survivor has been there for him through all his life’s HIGHS AND LOWS. Jeff Probst is Mitch’s BFF. Mitch used to have a poster of Ozzy on his BEDROOM WALL. Mitch has been waiting to be on SURVIVOR HIS WHOLE LIFE. [Cue corny footage of Mitch and his parents reenacting how they watch Survivor by cuddling up on their living room couch with their dog and a massive bucket of popcorn (for Mitch)] Everything about Mitch’s intro will be really fucking cringe.

Mitch endears himself to his teammates at first with his general dorky affability. He’s a puppy! It’s fun to have him around yapping fecklessly while failing to build a fire for 45 minutes! Mitch annoys his teammates later for his inability to NOT cite Survivor trivia every 20 seconds (”OMG this is just like that time in Survivor Season 16 when Ozzy...”) and his general inability to NOT shut up!!! Ever!!!

Mitch THINKS his teammates value him because of his certified-SUPER-FAN Survivor knowledge and brainpower. Actually, his teammates like him because of his underrated scrappy physicality and his starry-eyed gullibility. the latter quality makes him scarily easy to manipulate into joining alliances and spilling secrets.

Mitch inevitably ends up in an alliance with intelligent alpha women who know that Mitch offers physical prowess, very little in the way of ability to socially manipulate, and the potential to play a double agent that can infiltrate the “all-male alpha meatshield bro jock” alliance.

This somehow results in Mitch playing incredibly pivotal roles in every elimination vote, and the stress of having multiple people ask him for his LOYALTY, and the stress of having to vote out his FRIENDS makes Mitch cry.

Will Mitch Marner make it to the merge: Just barely, but he’ll be the first one voted out post-merge

How will he get voted out: He will be effortlessly fooled into thinking a slightly colorful stick with some decorative rice grains and beads is an immunity idol and try to use it during tribal council, to the absolute GLEE of Jeff Probst (you may laugh but this is a real thing that happened on Survivor).

Mitch’s post elimination behavior: He will look back at his tribal council buddies, earnestly wish them good luck and thank them for their friendship, and try to kiss Jeff Probst

Auston Matthews - The Alpha Male/Freak-of-Nature Athlete/Meatshield

Auston’s intro will just be a cringey montage of Auston working out and participating in various sporps things. Auston will repeatedly emphasize 2 things: He’s really really really really competitive, and he’s noT JUST PHYSICALITY HE’S ALSO REAL SMART (citation needed).

Auston definitely coasts through the initial few episodes bc his sheer physical prowess either helps his team win elimination challenges, or is enough of an asset for his team to keep him around

Auston naturally enters an alliance with the cool hot people early on (a fellow meatshield man who’s also an ultramarathoner and a consultant, a bombshell woman who’s a lawyer and a crossfitter, and a former US Olympian). Cue footage of them lazing around on the tropical beach, letting the topaz waves lap languorously over their chiseled muscles, their tapered waists, their gleaming smiles etc. etc.

Auston thinks being in this alliance with the cool hot athletic people is enough to keep him safe until the merge. And for awhile, they do run the show and vote out the weaklings first

Auston starts losing his mind because the thing about being a hulking 6′3″ specimen is that you need a huge amount of CALORIES everyday. the thimble-fuls of watery rice, wedges of coconut, and slivers of unseasoned fish pushes Auston to the EDGE OF SANITY, and he starts tearing up because he just misses his protein powder so much :(

THEN, he gets into a fight with the rest of the team bc Auston is eating too much of their daily rice rations. Auston gets HEATED bc his physical skills in the reward challenges is what won them the rice in the first place and GOD DOES HE HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?

This is a bad and stupid move. REVENGE OF THE NERDS, FUCKER!!!

Will Auston make it to the merge: No he will not lol.

How will he get eliminated: He will get blindsided when all the non-hot non-cool people unite against rice hogger Auston Matthews and effortlessly eliminate him in a united block vote.

Auston’s post-elimination behavior: Auston will shake his head in disbelief and say “Wow, good luck with the rest of the challenges without me” in a slightly threatening tone as he leaves. However, the teams will merge immediately after Auston’s elimination episode, rendering his threat completely pointless. coda: Auston will be one of those “what-if” candidates that return in future seasons for another shot. He will get eliminated the same way again.

Michael Bunting - The Chaos Agent/Immunity Idol Magnet

Bunts’ intro will show Bunts doing cool tricks on the trampoline with his dog. That’ll pretty much be the extent of Bunts’ intro, but it’ll be enough for everyone to get a sense of who this peculiar little man is.

Bunts creates chaos from the very first episode by BLATANTLY looking for the immunity idol when the rest of his team is doing things like GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER, BUILDING THEIR SHELTER TOGETHER, SUSSING EACH OTHER OUT FOR POTENTIAL ALLIANCES

This obviously causes great ire and suspicion amongst his teammates, and places a target on his back, but Bunts does not care. Also, he’s freakishly good at finding immunity idols. Throughout the course of the season Bunts is going to find all the immunity idols - on HIS side of the island, on his opponents’ side of the island, on Exile Island, in Jeff Probst’s PANTS. EVERYWHERE. he’s going to collect them all and he’s never going to die

Bunts inexplicably creates an unbreakably tight alliance and genuine friendship with the old people - a 60 yr old retired 3rd grade teacher from Modesto California who says Bunts reminds her of her grandson, and a 63 yr old retired gravedigger who says Bunts reminds him of his dead chihuahua Larry (he starts sobbing while talking about Bunts’ resemblance to Larry. It’s like both super fucking weird and very wholesome).

Bunts is 100% the type to openly start shit during TRIBAL COUNCIL and destroy ANY voting strategy various alliances had coming into Tribal council. Jeff Probst ADORES Bunts (Mitch is only a tiny bit jealous. just a TINY bit ok).

Everytime the more cerebral contestants who treat Survivor like a game of chess or the Alpha Male Jocks try to vote Bunts off, he survives by pulling an immunity idol out of his crotch with the most ANNOYING grin on his face.

As the season progresses, it becomes clear that this feral chaos agent holds ALL THE POWER, and the cerebral contestants and Alpha Male Jocks are forced to begin desperately fighting for a CRUMB of Bunts’ affection. Bunts loves the attention. Bunts takes great joy in voting them off one by one off the island.

Will Bunts make it to the merge: HELL YEAH

How will he get eliminated: Honestly Bunts will be one of the 3 finalists and will probably lose only bc he will have pissed off some of the jury because he like farted in their water supply or something (Bunts doesnt regret it).

Bunts’ post-elimination behavior: Good-naturedly hugs the winner because he knows Probst is going to recruit him again for another season. Bunts WILL win that one. He will spend some of his $1 million winnings on getting another chihuahua for his retired firefighter bff and bolstering the retirement funds of his retired 3rd grade teacher bff. He will be a r/survivor subreddit favorite.

#mitch marner #michael bunting #auston matthews #why are u booing me im right #have i watched too much survivor? yes #do i believe survivor provides a perfect heuristics framework of understanding people especially competitive men? YES

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years

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My Team: You aren't alone in handling all this!

Me, through clenched teeth: Then why have I written 90% of the report thats due fucking tomorrow?!

#it is currently 18 fucking pages written by an idiot #my advisor has at least started adding edits which is a relief bc i need ppl to poke my writing into better form tbh #but its basically what ive done all day #and i txt an undergrad like: hey do u have the data on this thing u did #and she's like: no idea. do u have time to help me print a poster tomorrow?#and im like: fucking no but sure fine ok this is fine. ill just have to stay up all fucking night to get this bullshit done #and its annoying bc i dont even think the data is v interesting and its for a competition and i hate competing #so im jus6 sitting here writing it like: fuck u fuck u fuck u #things ive learned from thus stupid project: do not trust undergrads with literally anything #boo! why ru booing me im right!#im losing my mind. i ate like half an ice cream cake today #ugh. its my fault for not deligating or starting the writing process sooner #i knew this would happen and yet here i am #oh well. less than 24hrs and i dont have to fucking worry abt it anymore #also i was getting emails from ppl like: thanks for ur help making X things! we r excited to meet u next time!#and im like who tf r these ppl bc sometimes i make things for my advisors projects and im not in the loop #so i just kinda get thrown into the middle of things #unrelated

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milfsco · 2 years

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nooooooo today has been so wild i need to go put myself to sleep before it gets worse lmfao

#the chief of staff for my company likes to send out pizzas to every location once in a while and she was gonna send one to me tomorrow right #so she placed the order on door dash for it to be delivered tomorrow around 1 #and like 10 mins ago i get a call from an unknown number while i’m BUSY d*cking mySELF d*wn like a WH*RE #SO NATURALLY i silence the call but then i started getting texts #about a delivery in the lobby #so i had to STOP . my god this is embarrassing smfwhy am i speaking #it’s so funny oh my god. anyway yeah. texts about delivery in the lobby so i trxted my gf #and she’s not expecting anything and neither am i so i was like???? u got the wrong number boo #and they call me again so i answer and the person is asking me if i want the delivery sent up to MC which is code for the floor i work on..#and i was like TF WHAT delivery and he said PIZZA and i was like nooooooo that was meant for tomorrow i’m not THERE #he goes you’re not up there????? and i said i’m at home????????? it’s way after hours???????????#so he was like do u want me to send it back or what. and i told him to keep it and share w the boys #and i’m over here half n*ked LAUGHING my ass off at how stupid this all is #and i had to message the woman that ordered it and b like Uh it was just delivered 🥺bls send another .#bc i was soooo excited for it i’ve been craving pizza all weeeeek #and she orders from a GOOD place like it’s not ur regular nyc slice it’s goooooood #anyway. all of this and ig i don’t get to *** ***#can’t wait for my gf to read this in the airport and roll her eyes at meeeee bc i literally. did not even wait for her to be out of the city #okay good bye i hate this i hate m%self goodnight i need to go #also helo this is why my blog is e*ght**n + pls unfollow if u are not that. i’m sorry

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knight-gwaine · 26 days

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So like I know when I get a crush on someone that shit be for a MINUTE, give or take from like 6 months to 3 years okay.

But like I'm sittin here like wow, not only do I like this lil man's and he LIKES me enough to be my partner but like a solid two months in of hanging out consistently and I still like him and have yet to see any major red flags?? And he too enjoys my presence and my friends and life???

What did a bestie say man, new healthy relationship for the first time in my life be blowing my mind. THIS IS WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID IT SHOULD FEEL EASY???? BRO. 🤯

#where else am i supposed to get excited about something as simple as that #duh my sweet diary oh tumblr #all my nonsense for the internet to read #personal #BUT HONESTLY GUYS #LIKE HE IS ALL THE GOOD THINGS IN MY EXES WITHOUT THE BAD???#and i can tell him about the bad in my last relationships and hes such a pure good boy that hes like #why would someone ever do that???#BABY IDKKKK BUT IT FEELS SO NATURAL FOR PEOPLE TO BE A DICK TO ME NOW SO U A SHOCK BOO THANG #this lil bean of a man has like no relationship baggage hes carrying around needing to unlearn #thank god because IVE GOT MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US #but sheesh hes so good about it im truly shook i never done found #a partner #u know what im sayin ive had situationships #ive had a boyfriend #but not.. 👀 a partner #and he be ON MY TEAM Y'ALL #i am on HIS TEAM #ugh too cute too sweet im here for it

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gifsbycherry · 1 month

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i s2g if i get ghosted one more time ...

#cherry speaks.#honestly if u don't want to help me admin a group why would u message me first? i mean do u boo if u change ur mind its cool i don't mind #but like #have the common courtesy to not just disappear off the face of the earth when YOU messaged ME #literally got a message on another account saying they wanted to help admin and then just POOF

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osaemu · 4 months

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GOJO SATORU: KISS & MAKE UP

✩ ‧ ˚. streamer!au: after the breakup, you two decide to make up in the traditional way—by having sex! NSFW

contents: fem!reader. oral (f. recieving), p –> v, teasing, praise, hair pulling (m. recieving), missionary, unprotected sex, creampie, squirting, use of pet names (too many to list here). not proofread bc you couldn't pay me to read all this again. 2.5k words. read this fic beforehand for better understanding of the context, but you don't have to.

author's note: tumblr hates me and that's why the banner quality's trash. if u wanna see the details, click here. anyways the streamer!gojo smut has finally arrived, tagging @satorena @screampied @cultrise, enjoyyy ;)

“did you tell them we’re back together?”

satoru nods in response to your question, plopping down on the couch next to you. he's spent the last hour chatting with his stream, and eventually he broke the news that you and him were back together after the breakup.

“yeah, i did,” he confirms, wrapping his arms around you and burying his face in your neck. your hands automatically move to his hair and you thread your fingers through the soft white strands, pausing after a couple seconds to give him a quick kiss on the forehead.

a week ago, you and satoru had an admittedly messy breakup—not messy in the sense that it got toxic or dramatic, but messy in the way that it could’ve easily been avoided. it wasn’t that big of a deal, but thankfully, you and satoru resolved your misunderstanding within a relatively short time.

since then, things have been a little different—satoru’s been taking a break from streaming, which gave him move time to spend with you and away from his thousands of fans. it was his suggestion, and not surprisingly, it worked. but all good things have to come to an end, and your “honeymoon” away from satoru’s stream seems to be coming to a close.

“something smells good,” satoru notes, lifting his head and glancing at the kitchen. “wait, is that ramen?” your boyfriend gasps, eyes rounding as he looks at you hopefully.

“yeah, you said you were craving it, so i made some,” you reply with a smile, untangling yourself from his arms and walking over to the kitchen. satoru blows you a flurry of kisses that you see out of the corner of your eye as you check on the ramen, which looks pretty much done.

“y’know, i still haven’t forgiven you for the shit you pulled last week,” you say dryly, turning off the stove and draining the water from the ramen into your sink. the steam rises up as the boiling water slips down into the drain, clouding your face for a moment before it dissipates into thin air.

“...does that mean i don’t get to eat that ramen?” satoru asks tentatively, a nervous smile on his lips as you empty a packet of flavored powder into the ramen. you shoot him a look and raise an eyebrow, turning back to the stove to hide your smile.

“maybe, maybe not,” you reply coyly, not wanting to give in too soon.

“boo, you whore.”

you roll your eyes and divide the ramen into two bowls, one for you and one for your boyfriend. “you’re lucky i’m too nice to let you starve, regina,” you say pointedly, walking back over to the couch and handing one of the bowls to him, which satoru takes with both hands—a habit from his childhood that never went away. “otherwise you’d be—”

satoru cuts you off by poking your lips with his chopsticks, steaming hot ramen wrapped around them. you reluctantly open your mouth and let him feed you, smiling when he seals the bite with a kiss.

“best girlfriend ever,” satoru proclaims when he pulls away, a lazy smile playing on his lips. his soft blue eyes study your own, observing your unusually guarded expression and frowning.

“how many times do i gotta apologize for my bullshit before you stop making that face at me?” he grumbles, twirling his chopsticks in his bowl and taking a bite of the ramen. it’s cute how satoru’s face lights up at the taste, and it’s even cuter how his eyes round at you in awe when he takes another bite. “i didn’t know instant ramen could be this good,” he muses, licking any lingering flavor off of his lips.

“very funny, satoru,” you laugh, swirling your chopsticks around the broth and watching the rest of the steam rise from your bowl. “and to answer your question, i don’t really know.”

satoru tilts his head and takes a sip of his water, ice clinking against the side of the glass. when you respond to his question, he pauses and tilts his head in confusion. “...wait, what does that mean?”

you think for a second, choosing your words carefully. “i’m not sure how long it’ll take until we’re back to… normal,” you say cautiously. in all honesty, you weren’t that pissed off at him—you never were. but the fact that satoru was so ready to throw your relationship away over something as small as that was upsetting, to say the least. and you weren’t entirely sure it wouldn’t happen again.

satoru looks at you thoughtfully, more serious than you’ve seen him in a while. you can almost see the gears turning in his head before he replies. “any idea how i can make it up to you?”

you shrug, swallowing another bite of ramen before you meet his eyes. “you tell me. actions speak louder than words.”

your boyfriend drops his chopsticks, letting them clatter around in the bowl before he stands up. he extends a hand to you, a determined glint in his eye. “then lemme prove it to you.”

“satoru, you can’t bribe me with sex.”

“that’s not all i’ll be doing, sweetheart. trust me.”

and that’s how you ended up in his room, hands tangled in satoru’s soft white hair as he eats you out. his tongue laps at your cunt with quick, kitten-like strokes, and he presses a gentle kiss to the inside of your thigh. “feels s’good, satoru,” you breathe, involuntarily tugging on his hair and dragging out a groan from his lips. “sorry—”

“don’t apologize,” satoru mumbles in reply, nose brushing against your dripping thighs as his tongue slips past your folds and goes in deeper. he looks up and locks eyes with you, unable to resist smiling at the way your legs tremble around him. “aw, you’re so fuckin’ cute,” he murmurs, flicking his tongue in and out of your cunt with a grin. “and i’m the one who should be—fuck, you’re gorgeous—apologizing.”

this isn’t the first time satoru’s eaten you out, but it feels like it every single time—somehow, his tongue has a talent of rendering you unable to focus on anything else but him. you grind your hips against satoru’s face, eyes squinted shut as your boyfriend flattens his tongue before lapping your slick up with cloudy eyes. “shit, i don’t know what i’d be without you,” he murmurs, voice low and steady—and something about his tone makes you certain he’s being completely honest with you.

“you’re so—fuck, satoru, i’m gonna cum,” you breathe, back automatically arching when satoru’s tongue reaches that spot inside you. he laughs, and the vibration of the soft sound against your puffy, sensitive cunt almost makes your legs give out—but thankfully, satoru’s hands are secured around your thighs, holding you in place. “‘toru, i can’t—”

“yeah, y’can, just relax that pretty pussy for me,” he cooes, licking up the slick dripping down his chin. “c’mon, you’re doing so good f’me, keep going, baby.” and just like that, his tongue slips out of your cunt and he lets you cum—the sheer force of your orgasm hits you like a truck, and your hips roll against satoru’s face in a choppy rhythm as you desperately ride it out, hands gripping and accidentally yanking his hair.

you stutter out his name a couple more times, unable to focus on anything but the feeling of satoru’s mouth on your sensitive, gushing pussy. your boyfriend praises you the whole way, gently murmuring soft words about how sweet you are for letting him taste you, even while your relationship was rocky. when your voice steadies enough for satoru to make out what you’re begging him to do, he’s not at all surprised to hear you plea for him to fuck you—so stands up and tugs you down onto his bed, hand intertwined with yours as he pulls the sheets over your bodies.

you squeeze satoru’s hand and lean in to kiss him, chest still heaving from your earlier orgasm. naturally, you miss his lips and end up kissing the side of his face, which is flushed bright red from the way his body reacts to the taste of your pussy. “don’t ever leave me like that again,” you whisper, tears pricking at your eyes for some reason—maybe it’s the lovesick way satoru looks at you, or maybe it’s the way he’s holding onto you like there’s no place he’d rather be.

“i won’t,” satoru promises, pressing an affectionate kiss to your forehead and pulling your head into his chest. his lips touch the top of your head as he murmurs, “and if i do, shoot me.” it sounds like a joke, but you both know that he’s dead serious.

“good thing i won’t have to do that,” you say with a soft giggle. your smile is heart-achingly familiar to satoru, and it feels like home—and that’s the realization that has him stripping off what little clothing the two of you still have on before he climbs on top of you.

satoru touches the tip of his dick to your pussy, waiting for your nod to allow him to go in all the way. after a second, you dip your chin and trail your fingers down satoru’s jaw, grabbing his chin and pulling him down into another kiss. his lips linger for a couple seconds, still-minty breath tickling your face, before he pulls away. satoru slowly lowers his hips and nudges his dick inside of your desperate cunt, hands resting on either side of you.

even though it’s only been a little over a week since you last had sex with satoru, it feels like it’s been forever—your boyfriend curses when he feels how tight you are, mumbling something about missing you “so fucking much” as he goes in deeper and deeper. it hurts a little at first, but you quickly get used to the feeling of him inside of you.

“fuckin’ hell, i’m never gonna get tired of this,” satoru breathes, dipping his head and kissing your collarbone. a single drop of sweat drips down the side of his face as he watches you squirm, eyes soft and endearing as you do so. he starts rolling his hips back and forth against you to loosen you up a little, dragging out soft moans from you as he does so.

“yeah, you better not,” you mutter, tilting your head back and drawing in a long breath of air. you can’t remember the last time you felt this good—maybe it was the last time satoru fucked you. “satoru, y’re going so slow—”

your boyfriend cuts you off with a particularly harsh thrust, making your body jolt against his mattress. satoru lifts his head and looks you in the eye, a breathy laugh slipping out of him when he sees the pout on your lips. “the fuck you mean, i’m going slow? you want me to tear you apart? silly girl,” he tuts, back to his usual cocky self. he shakes his head and goes deep enough in you to force you to arch your back, starting to grin at the way you paw at his chest. “always so selfish, aren’t you?” he cooes, dipping his head and giving you a sloppy kiss on the forehead. “but you’re always—so—fuckin’—sweet,” satoru whispers, punctuating each word with a thrust hard enough for you to moan out his name more times than you can count.

“you’re the selfish one,” you mumble, lips trembling enough to muffle your voice. satoru huffs out a sigh and kisses your mouth, teeth gently brushing against your bottom lip. “you broke up with me for no reason,” you continue, tears pricking at your eyes again. “you think i’m gonna forgive you this fast?”

satoru shakes his head again and caresses the side of your face. “will you?” he asks, slowing his pace enough for you to notice. you mutter something about him edging you on purpose, to which satoru shushes you and repeats his question.

“maybe.”

“you gotta stop giving me maybe’s, baby—y’re drivin’ me crazy here.”

in the past week, satoru’s done so much for you, and it hasn’t gone unnoticed. on the day after your breakup, he picked you up from your house and took you for a picnic entirely curated by him. on the second day, he made you breakfast, lunch and dinner—it wasn’t the best food you ever had, but it was definitely the most memorable (in more ways than one). on the third day, he took you out to your favorite amusement park and did everything he could to make you smile—by then, you had pretty much forgiven him, and the giant teddy bear he dropped in your bedroom only made you love him more. the rest of the days were filled with longing glances and little gifts left around your house, which only helped him earn more and more of you back.

so, you figure that satoru deserves what comes next.

“okay,” you whisper.

satoru’s eyes widen and he hesitates before he tentatively asks, “does this mean—”

you don’t let him finish his question, instead grabbing his face and tugging him down into a full kiss. he lets out a soft hm? in surprise, but kisses you back more than gratefully. “c’mon, make me cum,” you breathe when he finally pulls away. satoru nods dazedly and mouths “i love you” before he goes back in you, pace faster than before.

one of his hands snakes down to your waist, holding it in pace while the other caresses your face. you gaze up at him with a soft smile, eyes fluttering open and closed every time his dick hits your sweet spot—which is more times than your body can handle, but you welcome the feeling of him deep inside of you. after barely a couple thrusts, a coil forms in your stomach, growing tighter and tighter with each movement of satoru’s hips.

satoru laughs, chest heaving as he grins down at you cheekily. “i knew you’d forgive me,” he murmurs, pinching your cheek affectionately. “m’ so sorry—”

“shut up and fuck me,” you interrupt, tongue starting to loll out of your mouth as you feel yourself getting closer and closer to cumming all over satoru’s dick.

“as you wish, princess.”

satoru’s breathing slowly changes, becoming more choppy and uneven the closer you watch him get to his high—it’s so, so close for both of you, and when it comes, it takes over both of your minds like a drug. satoru curses and groans out your name, thrusts growing sloppy as he desperately rides out his orgasm. cum shoots out from his dick and coats the inside of your cunt white, dripping out once you physically can’t take any more.

you run your hands all over satoru’s body, clawing and gripping at every inch of skin you can latch onto—satoru’s always been your anchor, and you hope that he always will be. one of his hands leaves the side of your face and tangles with your fingers, holding it down against the mattress as he promises to never screw you over like that again, and you’re only too welcoming to him and his words as you squirt all over his dick. “fuck, satoru—”

he lifts his eyes and meets your own, and unlike you, his vision is clearer than ever. “shoot me if i ever leave you again, baby. i’m serious.”

you raise a shaky hand and touch the side of his face, eyes fluttering shut as you murmur, “i know i won’t have to.”

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gopissbepis · 9 months

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#my boo is an aries #aries x libra was always gonna be intense but i don't want the end to be dramatic #in all honesty i dont want to go through the end of it at all but it has to come at some point #i dont think either of us are fulfilled in this relationship #but for some reason neither of us ever fuck off for long #before we come back to eachother again #its been three fucking years and its exactly like it was six months in #he was having a go at me because i said i didnt think we are in a position to have a baby yet and ima wait til im married to pip another out #apparently hes wasting his time if thats the case #like ok bye if youre not in it for the long run why would u even knowingly bring a child in to that situation #i stilll feel so guilty that i couldnt give my daughter a 2 parent upbringing #im still not sure it wss the right thing to do #for my own sanity i know i couldnt keep living like i was but for my bb she would have had everything she could ever have wanted #ive made our lives harder by having to be true to myself and i love being able to live authentically and not having to pretwnd to be someone #that im not #idk im stonef and lost my train of thought wnd cant read that tag back now so idk lifes just complicated isnt it #i feel like no matter what choices you make theyre always gonna hurt a little #one way or the other #its gonna hurt #aaa

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all444miles · 9 months

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— JERSEY LUV

— pairing: e-42 miles x black!fem!reader — genre: suggestive, but fluff. — summary: attractive things Miles does that just make you fold instantly. — a/n: this was js in my drafts n i was like "i should post this" while yall waiting 4 my new fic !! the entire time i was writing this I was losing my absolute SHITTT. 😭 Like, i was dead by the first hc. this might as well be those "what's it like dating miles" type shi but i wanted to make it diff, yk? listen to some kind of fold-worthy song while u read this - anyways, im waffling. enjoy, mls !! part 2 part 3 !

MILES MORALES that does not take your attitude. He loves you, yes, but if you do too much or talk crazy, he's gonna put you in your place. It's nun violent, of course, but he may just grab your neck once or twice.

"Chiquita, watch yo tone wit me." "Drop that attitude f'me." "Miss me with that voice, ma."

MILES MORALES that manspreads. that's it. that's all.

MILES MORALES that's always gonna call you by some kind of nickname. He just loves it, and you do too. Princesa, ma, hermosa, the list goes on and on. One time he called you lil mami (if you're shorter) and you actually lost it.

MILES MORALES that always has his hands on you. Your waist, your thigh, your face, everywhere. He just needs to make sure your there.

MILES MORALES that lives for your kisses and always kisses you. Doesn't matter the place, the time, nothing. If he wants a kiss from you, or wants to give you some, it's gonna happen. Especially when you have lipstick/lipgloss on.

"Mi reina, lemme love on you."

MILES MORALES that drives with one hand because his other always on your thigh. It's like his lil resting spot.

MILES MORALES that'll always let you know he misses you, he'll spam you with "i miss you" texts or voice notes w him going on abt his day when you not around ‹3

MILES MORALES that has social media but only uses it to post you. You the love of his life, why wouldn't he let evb else know that?

MILES MORALES that loves to spoil you. You like that pandora bracelet? It's yours. You have a shein cart? Its on its way. He loves to spoil his girl, its his love language atp.

MILES MORALES that always keeps eye contact with you and make sure you keep contact with him whenever yall talking. dont look away if he say sum that makes you fold, he gon grab your chin and make you face him 🤭

"Nah nah baby, don't turn away. Keep ya eyes on me."

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